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Politics › Re: 2023: Who Is Ogundele? – Bode George Questions Tinubu’s Identity by chatinent: 7:56am On Jan 18, 2022
Some people who should be in prison are contesting again.
Politics › Re: RIFAN: Fake One Million Pyramid Of Rice.(picture) by chatinent: 7:55am On Jan 18, 2022
When rain begin wetin dem wan do?
Crime › Re: Missing Corp Member. Have U Seen Him? by chatinent: 7:53am On Jan 18, 2022
We pray he returns alive.
Family › Re: Worst Beating You Ever Received As A Child? Share Your Experiences. by chatinent(op): 7:51am On Jan 18, 2022
cayorday89:
Where do I start from...? I will be back make I reminisce on all..
Modified
Being the only son of a no nonsense couple(they were meant for each other) I had countless memories of beatings from my parents as I was told I was very stubborn but if my memory permits me especially now that I have seen things, I was not stubborn it was just my parents that were too rigid and all my life were based on following rules that even prisoners will never be given, so there was bound to be broken rules which one will definitely not do without in one's lifetime even if it means death consequence. And my punishment over the course of my life ranges from beating with canes, koboko(we had one mouth, two mouths, three and four mouths), tear gas, pepper, belt etc and none was for stealing, killing, smoking, joining bad gangs, or impregnating person daughter or any other evil/bad vices you can think of.

In all, the worst beating I ever received was few hours into the new year 2004.
My offense, I left church just to go blow banger with other people( I don't even have mine just in the joy of the new year), while we were going, another guy named junior (my agemate, RIP to him) gave me money to help him buy one sound when we are coming back as his parents were giving him close marking, never knew my mum would be looking for me as I thought she was engrossed in the service and it's my chance to go have some fun as all my life was restricted to home alone on days like that. She later looked for me and found me at the junction of the church, held my hands and straight home we went.


My dad was home as he was recuperatimg from an accident, he opened and my mum explained why we were home earlier then expected and without my siblings, and I was told to pull off my clothes and lay in the passageway my dad used the 4 mouth koboko and my mum used pankere and it was a joint merciless beating that lasted for close to an hour with no one been able to come to my rescue as we were the sole occupants of the house, so many others close to it but this definitely stands out and it was my third consecutive Christmas and new year season thrashing with this very one been the second banger incident.
In their minds, they felt you just wanted to let bad people get the hold of you so they were beating the mentality away.
Family › Re: Worst Beating You Ever Received As A Child? Share Your Experiences. by chatinent(op): 7:46am On Jan 18, 2022
ahnie:
When my wicked elder now disowned brother angryly jumped on my belly with an intent to kill me after beating me severely,he carried me and was about throwing me inside a well.i was 2 plus old then...that memory just refused leaving me.
What!
Was this just anger?

Double0h7:
When I was about 8 years old I learnt a swear word 'suck your mother' and when I came home I took the opportunity to say it at my brother when he pissed me off. The idiot went to our mother who couldn't speak English and explained to her what the word meant. The beating I got was so bad that my brain has blanked it out. All I remember is I got a beating but I don't remember the beating. I remember everything else but the beating.
Finally, this huncle has shocked me.



Cc: lalasticlala,. Mynd44, Dominique
Family › Re: Worst Beating You Ever Received As A Child? Share Your Experiences. by chatinent(op): 7:42am On Jan 18, 2022
illicit:
Na one teacher flog me like dat for pry sch

My head cum get contours

My mama follow me go school next day

Teacher talk say na me roll on d floor use head hit desk

I no know why my mama cum believe am
LoL.

Na ogo you give English name? Lol
Romance › Re: Woman Happy To Share Her Husband With His Girlfriends, One Gets Pregnant For Him by chatinent:
Her name is CliqueBaittv. So everything she does is a clickbait.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo, Governors, Others On FG's Blue Economy Committee by chatinent: 7:30am On Jan 18, 2022
Hmmm
Crime › Re: Man, 41, Dies In Anambra Hotel, Organs Missing by chatinent: 7:25am On Jan 18, 2022
The friend and the hotel management should be questioned.
Family › Re: Nigerian Couple Welcome Triplets After Years Of Waiting (Photos) by chatinent: 7:24am On Jan 18, 2022
Isn't this the real meaning of oluwa got my back?
Travel › Re: UK Startup And Innovator Visa - My Journey On How I Got An Endoresement by chatinent: 11:29pm On Jan 17, 2022
Carry on.
Politics › Re: Birth Rate By Country 2021 by chatinent: 11:28pm On Jan 17, 2022
Give Nigeria their first position, dem no gree.
Romance › Re: How Do I Stop My Friend From Coming To Our House by chatinent:
Women supporting women.

Family › Worst Beating You Ever Received As A Child? Share Your Experiences. by chatinent(op): 9:16pm On Jan 17, 2022
Mine:

1. When I was younger, I had this potential of being an engineer. You know, I made battery-powered fans, movable battery cars with that thing that usually rotates inside DVD, lamps using led bulbs powered by battery...name it! So I was known as sb who connects!

In fact, I could draw well too. The artistic/scientific urge was just overdue that I began to feel I was an inventor already that I no know wetin carry me enter my papa car go lose en car stereo comot that thing wey dey rotate. I chop beating that day say after I sleep wake, nobody talk to me I begin sweep the whole house, wash plates, go back to sleep again. My mum said “eh ehn, the evil spirit has gone out.”

When I remember that singular event, I cannot help but laugh.

2. Like earlier mentioned, I was the connector. One day, I really didn't know what happened to the compound light. Of course, I only do electronics...I don't touch electric..but Mr Base-K (as we called him) said I could be the one who disconnected the wire and cut it cos he saw me there.

You know there is an allegation that could tear your soul? The type that makes tears flow freely? That was it. I didn't even go near the wire! But I was flogged like hell. Normal normal, my dad don already dey find reason to flog..so it came on a platter.

I swore then to kill Base-K. I hated him with so much passion. It was until about five years later in school when I reunited with my friend from the compound that I came to understand it was his dad who cut the wire to help elongate his gen wire. How that part of their discussion fitted the scene of what happened that day was perfect cos it so dotted the lines. I remembered I saw the dad with a gen switch! I felt I had to vindicate myself and hurried back home with the news only for my dad to be like “is it because of an old event that happened that I can't even remember you called me?”


I died.



...................



Well fam,
Share your beatingsperiences.
Sports › Re: The Best FIFA Football Awards 2021 Winners (updates) by chatinent: 8:59pm On Jan 17, 2022
Tuchel bi like upgraded Merlin.
Travel › Re: Nairalander (Mr. Green Man) Survives Ghastly Motor Accident (Pictures) by chatinent: 8:58pm On Jan 17, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
Jesus!
Jesus has paid all our debts ooo.
This is new year fah.... grin grin
Show me love nah
Travel › Re: Nairalander (Mr. Green Man) Survives Ghastly Motor Accident (Pictures) by chatinent: 8:46pm On Jan 17, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
Ha!
Egbon, which debt be that nah?
N100k.

Meeting fee.
Politics › Re: If Tinubu Ever Becomes President Of Nigeria, I Will Tear My Bible - Edo Pastor by chatinent: 7:39pm On Jan 17, 2022
Yenyenyen
Travel › Re: Nairalander (Mr. Green Man) Survives Ghastly Motor Accident (Pictures) by chatinent: 7:15pm On Jan 17, 2022
Pay your debt, bro.
Sports › Re: Cameroon Vs Comoros: AFCON 2021 Round-of-16 : (2 - 1) On 24th January 2022 by chatinent: 7:03pm On Jan 17, 2022
We shall win.
Politics › Re: Breaking: FG Files Fresh Terrorism Charge Against Nnamdi Kanu by chatinent: 7:03pm On Jan 17, 2022
Nigeria tho...a funny country.


PMB and APC will want to use the huncle to appease the south east.
Celebrities › Re: Mr Jollof Acquires New House Months After Flaunting Range Rover (Video) by chatinent:
Huncle even mount tv outside.


Money na your mate?
Education › Re: David Onwualu Beaten By St.Valerian Catholic School Teacher, Died & Buried by chatinent: 7:00pm On Jan 17, 2022
Teachers should endeavor not to use the weight of the anger on their students...even if they are stubborn.
Politics › Re: Approach Nigerian Elections Like You Did With BBNaija - Reno Omokri To Youths by chatinent: 6:58pm On Jan 17, 2022
Even at that, is it not after election comes selection?

Crime › Re: 65-year-old Man Beheaded In Imo Community by chatinent: 6:57pm On Jan 17, 2022
Humans are so wicked.
Family › Re: Pls Read And Give Ur Advice by chatinent: 6:51pm On Jan 17, 2022
You may need to meet the same person who ran the test to translate.
Romance › Re: Mysterious Snake In A Coconut Tree! by chatinent: 6:50pm On Jan 17, 2022
Do you have any evidence she is a witch?
Romance › Re: Don't Talk While Eating, One Erroneous Rule Of Table Manners by chatinent: 6:47pm On Jan 17, 2022
Spider or scorpion?

Crime › Re: Why Is Bobrisky Not In Prison? by chatinent: 11:38am On Jan 17, 2022
Arrested by the same elite class handling his natural upholstery?
Romance › Re: My Husband Doesn't Want Me Using My Certificate by chatinent: 11:31am On Jan 17, 2022
Mtchew, abeg who get better gist?
Family › Re: Woman Welcome Three Kids After 7 Years Of Marriage (Photos) by chatinent: 8:12am On Jan 17, 2022
This is what I call double double.
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Boubacar Keïta Ousted Mali President Dies Aged 76 by chatinent: 8:11am On Jan 17, 2022
Marlian.

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