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No, my account balance isn't up to four figures.

There is nothing like hell fire.

With a wife material..... two years.


With girlfriend for the people, of the people, and by the people......forever.

Leave caption matter. Abeg, dem no go share food?

In APC’s column, they wrote 3 in words in the first row, next to it they wrote “3 Three.” I don't want to hear three is now thirty-three tomorrow.

Ị mara, onweghi ihe koro wee n’akpa.

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Even Tiwa Savage sex tape generation know these men naw. The Expendables sold them out.

Mention movie names cos kids know Terminator, Van Damme, and Rambo too well...

Like Dolph Lundgren for example, the first movie of his I watched was “I am.”

Van Damme is a notorious womanizer!

Arnold and big guns bi like 5 and 6. The Rock is playing his roles today.

Rambo always with a shifted jaw.



Mentioning that movie above should tell you I am a grandpa.

Mehn, fire burn hurts so badly.

I wish them quick recovery.

49 missing?

Were people already living in the building under construction? So Lagos State was already collecting taxes for the building under construction?

Mehn..

Please don't near Lagos...your agency fee is bigger than rents.

2021 with life has been the most important thing!
How has it been for you? Do you want to share any notable event that happened? What are your plans to end the year?

Even if you aren't hitting your dreams yet, do you want to do what's right or chase the root of all evil...no matter the odds? Benz? Rituals?

Do you want to share sth?

Dogs apart, have you been chased by a turkey before?
Those dudes are cultists.

mosezky:
I Need Someone To Help Me Write A Proposal For A Project Topic.

Department: English edu

Drop ur Whatsapp contact let talk

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Congrats, man.

Why use his toothpaste! Is it by force? Students hate to manage their property...always using someone else’s property.


I had a roommate who never bought matches, toothpaste, salt, and every minor thing! So me buying them is a goat naw. Inasmuch as I dont support what the infuriated girl did, it is very annoying to have a roommate or neighbour who hates to survive with his/her properties alone.

Don't be surprised they may have a relationship... neighbour-to-neighbour broloshoism cos the way they were meeting themselves at doorposts was mutual. Dem don get hidden kasala. Maybe the huncle is perching on many other girls and it's annoying hanty... so the hanty decided and used a transferred aggression to hibernate his penisula.

Sth is telling me the girl is still proud of what she did! She will be like “I will come out from this station but I have given you an everlasting mark e ragbokwa onwegi. Anytime you see the sign, you'll know Owerri girls don't take nonsense.”

That penis is now like Nigeria economy for life!


Ewwwh! Penis dike a naaaaa! Penis nwa Dee Chike a naaa!


Penis, adieu, nna, till we meet to part no more.


Well, I am still available for research writing services that is Turnitin friendly.

He looks puffed up with pride.

Preciousgirl:
And how do igbos say Big Love

It means big love ironically.

In pidgin, it means love wey dey shack.

Word-to-word meaning: growing love.

Literal meaning: being in love.

Let's chat...so you'll be the male figure...on mask or full face?

Three Idiots.
Just loved the movie. No impact.

Mention your rate.

Even when I kill time on Nairaland, I try to make money off it.

It's called a recompense for time wasted.

Bad news and Nigeria are one.

Sexual immorality is everywhere. Stop playing that card... you'll find responses tribalistic.

So that some people will begin to troll them with it.

They'll rather choose electrocution than do that here.

Relathieves.

She is wise.

A good relationship should have both parents’ approval. Only then will you be careful with your dealings with her.

It's not too early. It's actually great!

Aren't you dating for marriage? What's the fear?

Let me see the mail. There's sth I want to check.

It can.

By the way, after-sex makes you want to leave the person than when you both haven't indulged.

After sex, you feel you've had it all. You'll feel your partner is cheap. You'll feel fly like a trophy getter. You'll want sb stiff a bit about the request...sb who wants to wait until the wedding night.

Yes, many relationships have survived without sex.

I'm tall.

No excuse.