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Family › Re: My Wife Money Mismanagment by chatinent: 12:28pm On Oct 29, 2021
motymop:
Which market will you go to with 3k and bring back 2 nylons? I want to know about that market, also write down the address.
I don't know myself how some wives do it. I enter market with ₦3k and all I may buy can enter my pocket.
Family › Re: My Wife Money Mismanagment by chatinent:
I no go lie sha, I hate anything house help.

Shout out to all women out there who use ₦3k to the market and come back with two nylons.

May God continue to bless you as you continue to understand the conditions and still maintain dey respect him. E go stew one day...and you surely must be alive till then.
Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Find A Life Partner Through Nairaland? by chatinent: 12:14pm On Oct 29, 2021
There are many kinds of females here.

1. The married.
2. The unmarried.
3. The unmarried claiming married.
4. The married claiming unmarried.
5. The shedibalabala.
6. The can you do me a favour.
7. The Ikorudu boys on the beat.
8. The normal.
9. The abnormal.



Why person go come dey find wife here when e bi like aptitude test?
Politics › Re: I’m More Credible Than CNN, Economist On Security Matters: Lai Mohammed by chatinent: 11:16am On Oct 29, 2021
There's sth about the pole abi transmitter on the man's cap...and it's only one kind of cap he wears with that same pole.

Celebrities › Re: Real Warri Pikin Celebrates Her 31st Birthday (Photos) by chatinent: 10:45am On Oct 29, 2021
Love her roles.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Cheated Yet I Want To Continue With The Relationship by chatinent: 10:43am On Oct 29, 2021
Decolink:
But I have also cheated,and I have been outside the country for 2year.
If when you “cheated” was when you guys separated, it wasn't cheating.

Make things up. Go marry am.


Lalasticlala Dominique
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Cheated Yet I Want To Continue With The Relationship by chatinent:
Huncle, you separated and the hanty tapped current outside, it's damn legal. She didn't cheat...she owed you no loyalty then. You weren't dating while you separated! Don't get me wrong, I aint taking sides. I also understand some people are notorious for cheating...like na follow-come.

What's cheating is when you both are together.

All you need do is cool down tell am to block off the dude since you are back again.

By the way, I don't support her lying it is her customer. Some lies girls mah dey lie to protect dem current relationship, dem no know say na grenade and when man find out, e fit hard to add up..which breeds suspicion and distrust.

You should be more interested in more important things as you both medical and spiritual compatibility and miscibility.


Make I poke your bubble small..whether you are betrothed, dating, or engaged, you are still single unless you are married. Yes, na me talk am.


Inasmuch as I don't support distant relationships beyond national boundaries at all, if I feel I must leave the country, baba, when I balance in a year or two kindof, I go kuku come marry am...cos the same way you dey feel she fit dey cheat there is the same way she mah go dey feel how you go see all those petite, smirnoff-shaped, rich, and lovely white girls finish come still marry her mbgekishly.

You sef reason am.

This life na balanciaga.

Career › Re: Barristers Have Fun At Their NBA Conference In Portharcourt (Video) by chatinent: 10:18am On Oct 29, 2021
This kind of people go dey twerk truth.

Romance › Re: Please Help!!! This Is What My Girlfriend Said To Me!. by chatinent: 9:44am On Oct 29, 2021
20 years old?

This life no balanciaga.
Politics › Re: Dr Maduka Gives Scholarship To AlexReports' Newborn Baby Named After Him by chatinent: 9:36pm On Oct 28, 2021
Munzy14:
You wan give news...Say Alex take sniper... grin grin

E no go work...na alex score the goal biko.
tongue
Politics › Re: Dr Maduka Gives Scholarship To AlexReports' Newborn Baby Named After Him by chatinent: 8:39pm On Oct 28, 2021
Munzy14:
U be case... grin

Incase doc don pay for his biological son education in proxy... grin grin
Gbamsolutely...you garrit.
Celebrities › Re: Who Are The Public Figures You Look Up To ? by chatinent: 4:28pm On Oct 28, 2021
By Fani Kayode, are you indirectly calling food a public figure?

Politics › Re: Dr Maduka Gives Scholarship To AlexReports' Newborn Baby Named After Him by chatinent: 4:20pm On Oct 28, 2021
Check DNA.

Romance › Re: Yahoo Boys Are Damaging Wife Materials, Average Guys Cannot Find Wives Again by chatinent:
No animal is as hungry as a just-discovered-dem-dey-chyke-me Naija girl taken to Crunches. Dem go eat fried plus jollof rice, moimoi, turkey and fish, Hollandia yogurt, and salad....after we go dey see Abednego dey float for gutter in the morning.


By the way, there is nothing like wife material. Just choose your material and sew to your taste. I am available for academic research writing services that will pass Turnitin.

Romance › Re: Careers Of Men That Turn You Off As A Lady? by chatinent: 11:05am On Oct 28, 2021
aimmoney9:
Good one, oluwa go pick ur call one day...even no go fit stop am.. grin grin grin
I know but na the phone you dey use call be problem. Give me your phone make i reach am.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant.. Please Help Me, I'm Restless by chatinent: 7:50am On Oct 28, 2021
Na so life bi? No one is talking about the affected girl. They are all trying to protect this modafucker.
Crime › Re: These Apps Are The Worst Loaning App In Nigeria To Avoid Totally by chatinent: 7:47am On Oct 28, 2021
All of them are bad.
Romance › Re: Why Are Creative Guys Stereotyped? by chatinent: 7:45am On Oct 28, 2021
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Phones › Re: MTN Deducted Over #1600 From My Account. Help Out!!! by chatinent: 7:30am On Oct 28, 2021
Do check the virtual card again if there aren't hidden charges.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Relocates Bomb Makers To Southern Kaduna Forests by chatinent: 7:28am On Oct 28, 2021
Who dey give this info wey no fit repel the movement?
Family › Re: I Still Don't Understand This Dream Of Mine. by chatinent: 7:25am On Oct 28, 2021
Ebubechuwku:
I have tried all my possible best to get a job, am not a lazy type but I always feel I need a helper... I have applied almost everywhere, even requested for a labour's work but its just like wasted effort... I may work, twice in a month...
The bolded is why you aren't giving your all. Always work like you believe there is nobody conditioned to help you.

It is only then you'll be working hard and may meet sb who will readily want to help you.

Have you tried freelance jobs in your area of expertise?
Family › Re: I Still Don't Understand This Dream Of Mine. by chatinent: 7:22am On Oct 28, 2021
Ebubechuwku:
I know the meaning, I have fasted, prayed, used spiritual things, even I don tired to dey baf soap ontop the issue... atleast man no fit do pass that..
Remove the bad omen mentality from your mindset. It's not about fasting, doing “spiritual things”.. who dey even dey tell you e get soap wey dey remove spiritual bad omens?

Baba, all you need is to work.

Big man no dey carry these things for head.

Na wa for una o
Family › Re: I Still Don't Understand This Dream Of Mine. by chatinent: 7:10am On Oct 28, 2021
Oga, get up from that bed, pick up your phone and find jobs. Enter the street and look for jobs. Dreams don't enter the heads of hardworking people anyhow! You sleep too much to be dreaming too much!

The way you were even garnishing the “mama’s house” tho! You want to hear it also from mama before you know you are no longer Egypt's Joseph??

Politics › Re: $200 Million Mosquito Nets Loan Request Was Not From Us ― NPHCDA by chatinent:
the importation and local production of mosquito nets in the country.
This statement reeked of counter-productiveness...and it is to show you how useless Nigeria is. How can there be local production..but instead of using it or investing in it, you also import along the local production...common mosquito nets?

I don't even want to talk about the scam the Fraudral Republic of Nigeria wanted to use to loot the $200m...because the perpetrators will never be brought to book.

The future is leading Nigeria by 6-0.

It is a shame to categorise this government amid bad goverments...just like it is a shame to categorise the devil amongst human sinners.
• By the way, I am available for research writing and plagiarism removal services.
Romance › Re: Lady Turns Down Marriage Proposal Of Fellow Graduating Student And Walks Away by chatinent: 6:41am On Oct 28, 2021
Even the shouting there alone, the fake showy display of care and everything is a turnoff.

Mehn, before you mah dey propose, you are already seeing that your woman is already seeing a husband in you.

Proposal dey sweet in places without the usual crowd and internet validation.

You no suppose call am names, or treat am like trash in private..only to come to the public to borrow joy and propose. Some dudes wey dey date nice ladies dey treat dem like dem gatz worship them and they can't live without them. Some dey even beat them. Some dey call them very bad names at every little issue they have. Some dey cheat come apologize then continue the cycle.

Some no sabi even date. After dem don sex finish, those endearing names don end. Next is treating the woman like a rejected calabash.

Some people wey dey relationship are there waiting for the nearest exit.

You no suppose propose when you mah never even get house...when you dey squat or dey live with parents.


But if the guyman hasn't all the negatives above and was rejected, life is leading the lady 4-0 for losing sb who wants to spend eternity with her. No curses...she may find sb better too! He should receive sense, munch the embarrassment and move on.

At least he learnt his lessons a hard way.


Some things una say una dey date, I ask you, dem dey date you too?

Family › Re: My Wife Is Always Sad Whenever I Send Money To My Family by chatinent: 6:34am On Oct 28, 2021
Whenever you want to send to your mum, make sure it is the same day you want to send to her mum.


If she complains, no send to her mum. If she doesn't, I think she has a familiar spirit.

Better still, whenever she complains, ask her if she will prefer you locked up your finances than being open to her since she doesn't like it. If she is not trying to change, lock up the details, send to your mum without her knowledge.
Travel › Re: My Jos To Maiduguri Trip (Live Update). by chatinent: 6:30am On Oct 28, 2021
Cold don start for Jos?

Following thread...
TV/Movies › Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 2021 Live Updates (Season 12) by chatinent(op): 4:39pm On Oct 27, 2021
Gulder Ultimate Search 12: Confusion Reigns As Contestants Trade Insults

https://www.nairaland.com/6823398/gulder-ultimate-search-12-confusion#107114125
TV/Movies › Gulder Ultimate Search 12: Contestants Fight, Trade Insults In The Jungle by chatinent(op): 4:36pm On Oct 27, 2021
Following the commencement of the 12th edition of the Gulder Ultimate Search penultimate weekend, confusion has been the order of the day as contestants spent their first day in the jungle.

The contestants met season’s host, Toke Makinwa and the taskmaster, Kunle Remi, as they arrived at the jungle entrance and the first sign of confusion was when they were instructed to take only the food items they could carry. The contestants scrambled for food items in a rush, which made the host and taskmaster angry for the disorganisation.

One of the contestants, who has been on the lips of viewers, is Omoya of Clan Amo (Blue team). On the first night, he couldn’t find a leg of his sandals and engaged in a war of words with another contestant, Chidinma. A heated argument ensued at one corner of the camp between Chidimma, Jennifer, Omokhafe and Omoya. The ladies accused Omoya of peeping at them while they were bathing. As the arguments heated up, the rest of the contestants stepped in to try and resolve the situation.

Jennifer said while the ladies were bathing, they had put their lantern a little distance from them so the light wouldn’t reflect on them, but they would still be able to see. Jennifer stated that Omoya had passed by them, knowing fully well that they were bathing, and he also took their lantern to go and fetch water.

As she explained what happened, Omoya began to shout and trade insults with Chidimma, calling her illiterate, while she said he didn’t have home training. Chidimma shed more light on the situation as she told the rest of the camp that when Omoya approached where they were, she told him to turn back as they were bathing. She said Omoya insisted that he wouldn’t look at them and still went ahead to take the lantern. Omoya’s defence was that the ladies were bathing on the roadside, which led to where he could get water and should have gone farther in.
Source: https://thenationonlineng.net/gulder-ultimate-search-12-confusion-reigns-as-contestants-trade-insults/

Follow live thread on Nairaland: https://www.nairaland.com/6774053/gulder-ultimate-search-2021-live

Crime › Re: Unknown Gunmen Kill Vigilante Member In Imo Community (Photos) by chatinent: 3:49pm On Oct 27, 2021
Wonders have ended!

I'm tired of Nigeria abeg. Biko, who get root of their labour dem no dey use again?

Family › Re: Police File Criminal Charges Against Man For Calling Married Woman ‘babe’ (pic) by chatinent: 3:37pm On Oct 27, 2021
Maxymilliano:
But I used the word Babe flippantly on all my female pals, married or unmarried and I don't see why this should be entertained in the court of law as it constitute a waste of time.

Imagine sending a grown man to a one month prison term for addressing his female friend as "Babe" undecided
Oga, learn to call your woman alone babe.


Some guys no go go police, dem go beat cell inside your body...and yes, it is sexual harassment.

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