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Some men don't know how to address married woman too jare...abeg. How you go see ring for her finger still dey say you wan try luck?!

Some no dey check ring again! Some married ladies mah no dey wear ring again. Some wey never marry na dem come dey wear ring.

Before he even got her WhatsApp number, he should've known she is married...unless her husband came across the chats cos it clearly looks like he reported the matter.

By the way, who gave him her number?

Anyways, this should serve as a lesson to Nigerian men go are hellbent on going after married women.


Women too should learn to rebuke men who use dirty words on them. Why should another man be telling my wife she looks sexy and she'll be laughing! Isn't that the apogee of disrespect on my person?


Go to Main Market or any big market in Anambra or Aba, you'll see a seller talking to anything-skirt who passes his way...“nwanyioma, baby, nne, poraro, chai, lekwa ukwu...ukwu nwanyi Owerri, nwa, oya talk your own...asa talk me na” ....and if she no respond, you'll hear “.. c'mon shiri mamiri mamiri puo here. See her two left legs.”

So sad.

This inane attitude is typical of members of the armed forces. You need to see how they violate traffic laws. They even carry whips and rods to hit people obeying traffic laws while forcing them to leave the road while they pass.

They are notorious for such thuggery. You need to see them panel-beating keke drivers to stop screaming...same driver wey dey cry in anguish induced by the iron rod they earlier hit them. They'll generally gather him and beat him to stupor or any passerby who dares to interfere....that's if they don't shoot them.

The people paid with our taxes to protect us are the ones killing us!


Nigerian government is a failure.

All these uniformed men tho. E come bi like to get common sense for Nigeria kuma, you gats get connection.

ImaIma1:
I cook for naming ceremonies and child dedication too

Kai, you no get joy o. Lol.

aimmoney9:
It's hard to see an educated/literate gala seller like you in present Nigerian

I do, bro. In fact, I try many things to survive including writing.

I come on Nairaland and see it as a stress relief. E no easy, bro.

Ha. Wahala bi like indomie.

ChiefSosa:
Easy lion wey no want take am easy.
You're welcome to fatherhood.

As in eh, the abulo no dey take anything sex easy. I just read his old posts. I wonder the nitro e dey use, e dey even lose oxygen after indulging.

Ok.

Put the same energy in Kyari’s case.

Munzy14:


Una go kee me o..

Baba, okwa this same thing mere nkịta ka ọ malite ibi with ụmụ mmadụ? Sweetest things for life get k-leg na. The same nkita na wetin umu mmadu dey use run 042. Minutes fun, product for a lifetime to deal with.


Who go wise go wise, you no need connection to wise.

graciamore:
hahaha nsirslanders knows how to make someone laugh even when am sad jor

What's making you sad?

Cheer up, take each day at a time.

Life is most important after all.

Elidrisy20:
dey no dey use napkin again ooo, na Pampers ,na Pampers for this buhari regime na war, infact I dey pity the guy, na serious wahala dey for your front

Na for this regime napkin dey make sense, baba. You go fit wash am reuse. You no fit wash pampers na and pikin nyash no send you...the ynash must gossip.

Kissyassbiach:
If you’re both not ready then abort it. The problem will be finding the money and a qualified doctor who’s willing (because it’s illegal)

But I’m pretty sure you’d be able to find some NGO’s on Twitter who do it(for free I think). If it’s not far gone, there are abortion medications available.

Don’t allow illiterates make you feel like a child is a punishment for having premarital sex. Children need love and care and a stable environment. If you’re not ready to offer that, don’t add to the millions of struggling kids. Sentiments aside.

Next time make sure you’re well protected to avoid it.

This alaye said people who were against premarital sex are illiterates.

E bi like to get sense mah for Nigeria, you gats get connection.

What did he do before he was patronising his mom to calm down?


Cos the kind of persuasion and energy I saw in him could have given the Talibans another choice for Peace Talks against the Afgans.

So sad rn.

Shellsploit:
Amazing development...
Chatinent sef

Na wetin man go chop today dey my head. Even if I dey pass there, I go waka dey go where I dey go. They are importantless.

lilvicky68:
Bros.. I don't think he's mentally ready for that now..
Let it not lead to depression..

See finishing..

Flawless Victory!

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Lol.

When it is not my car, I am ready to absorb insults.

Smiles.

I am just hearing the allegation that we have a constitution for the first time in my life. So that clone of the British constitution forced down on us is a constitution?


Wonders have ended.

Easylion3569:
Please can someone put himself in my condition and tell me what to do?

Okay.

If I were in your condition, abortion is not an option.

She will keep it.

The highest I can go if I didn't want to bring reproach to my family is sponsoring the mother and child without much ado and attention from my family ....but for how long can it be kept secret?

Begin to work harder to create an income for your new family because you will have to marry her and take full responsibilities someday. Her parents may agree you do so before she is delivered of the baby!

Action Plan:

Hibernate your penis.

Start working hard.

In her condition, she needs money. Work hard! Do menial jobs.

Stop seeing it as a curse! There's nothing like a wrong time in it. It was the right time when you were doing it, abi?

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You can save yourself all the stress above by telling your mom..or parents per se. It is hard but you have to. Your parents and hers will reach a consensus which will likely end you both in a conjugal winding up...or sth that will reduce the tense.

Be a man!

Fatherhood isn't that hard.

Yours has begun.

Wife your girlfriend.

Turn the shame to blessing.

Enjoy!

Anyways, I am available for research writing services....including removing plagiarism from a Turnitin report.

Lalasticlala, Dominique, come and see this uncle from Penisula.

Easylion3569:
It is not congratulation.. I'm still under my parents, and i'm still schooling

But your penis refused to be under your parents naw. Your penis was busy penising up and down. What is penised cannot be unpenised. Congrats, dad.

i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

Hello father,

Did you say you don't know what to do?

My friend, will you c'mon go and start pricing and buying napkin and baby wears...you are here saying you don't know what to do.

If you don't know what to do, do what you know new fathers do.

Las las, know say una two don automatically graduate from school. I shall not mince words.

Abstain from premarital sex, you no hear.

Shey you put mirror dey look your face when you were busy penising up and down in acrobats and during the climax baa? The imbecilic face? The akwukwu baa? The energy? Use am go price napkin for triplets.

Update: For those advising you to abort the child to remove the “you are now a father” thing, you are wrong. Whether he aborts it or not, he is still a father...the only difference when he aborts it is that he is a father ....but a father to a dead child.

What God cannot do doesn't exist.

The police said he's currently in the hospital on life support.

Make person unplug that life support use am charge MP3 Player abeg.

Is it algebra? Can't you forget x and don't ask y?!!

I am tired of reading a read script every time. By the way, I am available for research writing in business and social sciences. I also remove Turnitin plagiarism.

With so much bad news on earth already, we are still losing our loved ones to death.


Life is a mist!

On mobile, two buttons are colliding close to the “post” button.

UndauntedYOCA:
That shouldn't deter you from going ahead.
Have you purchased the ring yet?

No nah, we have to talk about it first so I wee not come and propose and sb will be looking at me in shock.

ROYH:
Sir, I've been trying to send you a pm buh I ain't receiving any response from you yet, hence this..check your mail

Responded.

Will the dove accept to fly?

Na who don chop dey beg woman for Nairaland.

Sapa, you're a bastard.