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Sorry o, but can the shoe walk in the valleys of the shadows of death and fear no evil?

You can't even register peacefully.

Just calling a married woman baby is where you lost it.

SixKeys:
If you know how much e cost you fit mess hot mess

Carry your badbelle shift one side jor

Yez 2021 Ed?

I know. I'm just used to ranting online...not bad belle.

If you lied about your age, body count, pregnant before or anything before marriage and I find out after marriage, it's adultery to me.

It's bye bye.

It's divorce.

I don't forgive cheats.

Drella:
You are not okay for that statement.
Fvcking tribalist.

Honestly, it was nothing close to tribalism. It was nothing about the tribe.

For these hard times?

Abi e dey vex you she no respect you the elder to pick am?

Lucialovely:
I think am interested...I just sent you a mail, I would like to know more

Responded.

Inasmuch as I know you are either Segun or the older brother, the deed has been done.

Abortion is not an option.

And it isn't incest as you claimed. It is penisinology.

Both parties love each other, right? Both felt they were adults before they started penising, yeah?

You should marry yours and your brother his.

Pichikom!

That canopy Davido wear for leg tho.

Do short guys love themselves first?

NP: Simi, Falz - Mind Your Business.

adamsmith914:
With the little your state has received, how have they added value to your life? If each State did what they had to do, no one would care about the President in Abuja other than the Almijiris.

State wey dey emergency?

But God why you add me join these people na? What is this na?

Day 3:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5eNo8EOa80

Day 3:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5eNo8EOa80

The 18 contenders of the Gulder Ultimate Search Season 12 have been tasked with searching for Akolo’s secret.

The 12th edition of GUS with the theme, The Age of Craftsmanship, takes viewers back to a small town called Ijuka, which existed many centuries ago.

According to the story from the organisers of GUS, a mysterious craftsman named Akolo appeared in the town one day and settled down amongst the blacksmiths and woodcarvers. He soon began to teach the best among the people because his skills were superior to theirs. His name spread beyond the town, but what drew the attention of many was his special brew.

Akolo’s brew was nothing like any that existed in the town. He used ingredients which no one had ever seen before that he got from trading his great works with European merchants. The king soon heard of his fame and appointed Akolo to be a member of his advisory council.
Although Akolo formed a close bond with the king, he never revealed the recipe of his brew. That was a secret Akolo guarded jealously. As the fame of his brew grew, trading routes began to pass through Ijuka, and many sought to taste his brew. Ijuka became a prosperous town, and soon enemies began to gather. They were jealous of Akolo’s wisdom and his close bond with the king and wanted the secret of his brew for themselves. They tried several times to kill him but to no avail. Fearing for his life, Akolo left the town for the mangrove forest with his secret brew recipe and all his knowledge, never to be seen again. Ijuka, a once prosperous town, suffered Akolo’s absence and was soon laid to waste by foreign invaders.

Now, the council of elders has chosen 18 brave warriors to go back in time to The Age of Craftsmanship to search for the iron chest containing Akolo’s secrets.

The season begins as the 18 contenders have to prove they are worthy of retrieving the iron chest of the wise craftsman Akolo.

Source: https://thenationonlineng.net/gulder-ultimate-search-12-contendants-search-for-akolos-secret/

Follow live thread on Nairaland: https://www.nairaland.com/6774053/gulder-ultimate-search-2021-live

Smartb0y:
bros your description is rare o,its like looking for water in a desert.

It is rare, yes. Rare exists.

I am imagining sth rn.

I go carry my money go board train. Nigeria Government go tell me say dem don put security inside train. Inside the train, I will feel like pressing my laptop only to be handcuffed as a yahoo boy or beaten blue and black by a soldier for not responding to him when he said “kai, you bastard come here.” Let's assume those didn't happen, while en route, I will be praying to survive bomb blasts, theft, or banditry.

In Nigeria, you are minutes away from getting killed everyday. When you want to cross the main roads, you have to look right for incoming vehicles, left for incoming vehicles, right for vehicles on one way, left for vehicles on one way, down for portholes, up for crashing planes or electric wires littered in the country, sideways for bandits or stray bullets. You still have to observe the air carefully not to pass when an Airforce Jet is passing...dem fit shoot you for trying to see whose daughter is on board.

Or shey na governor entourage you wan look through tinted glass? Dem go blow your skull. How dare you see whose wife or daughter is inside!


Anything can kill you. You can get killed eating suya, returning from marriage....anything. You can get killed trying to prevent yourself from getting killed!


You are now down the overused train with rusty charcoal engines, now you wan cross road to the other side, you still have to check your okrika well before the policeman wanting to eat fast suya with your money tags you a fraudster or a soldier punishes you because you resemble sb who needs beating.

After you have crossed the road that is if one keke driver won't insult you, you still have to watch down while you walk so that you wouldn't fall into the gutters or injure your legs with those n-shaped nonsense on the gutter coverings.

All these journeys are so that you wouldn't miss lectures.

When you arrive a second late, the lecturer who arrived too early will usher you out. If you are a female, “meet me in my office.”

As a guy, you will be begging him and he will be headstrong... “see, Izzou, if you like yourself, do what your mates are doing or remain here forever arguing. When you are ready, put it in envelope and bring it. I don't give out my account number.” You will goan carry block to make up money to give a lecturer who will give you D...and still say you really didn't even deserve a D.



As a girl... “Dear Mangoliaa, you know you are a beautiful girl, you will be doing like small pikin. Come let me take care of you. I will make sure you pass. Scratch my back, I scratch yours.”

If pressure no kill you for school, or your papa didn't send the ₦3k quickly, one stupid boy/girlfriend will break up with you.

Welcome to a country where when they want to do health checks in tertiary schools, they'll order female students to be in panties only and boys boxers...with male specialists having their fun! And if you miss your queue, you are a goner! Even SLT students aren't regarded!

Welcome to a country where you remind your employer that you are a First Class graduate, they'll respond “and so what? My friend, better go and carry that Barrow and fetch water before I return.”


Ok ok, let's assume you graduate and they give you a certificate, you are now a graduate.


You know what's melancholic? What's melancholic is after you graduate, you will go and start riding okada or learn hair-dressing.


Woe to Nigeria.


I don graduate as first class graduate. Now, I am a freelancer. I am available for academic writing jobs.

Once again, woe to Nigeria!

Smiles.

Not all ladies are moved by material things sha....but you see all those “can you do me a favour” wey full Nigeria, e no remain four wey yahoo boys never use.

When I see ladies not moved by money their papa no fit afford, I dey respect them.

The wages of Nigeria is Buhari to Nigerians.

These days, first class may mean the connected.

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Yawns.

How man go chop?

If Abednego no gree flush, leave am throw leg comot.

Only legends know that at this stage, you'll request for bucket. Only legends will know. ✌️

Help people if you can, not gender.

Proudlyngwa:
Your plagiarism removal is a hoax

You are right.

Streetdreamx:
that ikot ekpene rd that leads to mouau really needs to be expanded, if not failed truck then its aktc killing a student.

I dey tell you, baba.

Richywiz:
I've been an active guest though.
Just registered yesterday and I have had more insults in few hours on NL than I have had offline this year

All right.

If they even pick the call, will they come?