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Emmm, Igbo Amaka.

Kettle and pot name-calling.

Watching intently...

Nna eh

Spits at human government.

Same week baba returned.

To go to school in Nigeria now, you need to be well trained cos you may be kidnapped, shot by cultists, poisoned, or cut short by lecturers.


To sum it all, after you graduate, you'll go and become an apprentice to learn tailoring.


Drops pen.

When will suffering end?

Posted by a freelance rebel.

Na wa o.


Well, I hope she returns safely. The world has deteriorated big time.

Me: Your Honour, were you there when the incidence happened? You weren't there when the incidence transpired so shut the fcck up!

paulolee:
Owkay....dt na normal na...all girls are promiscuous BT the military ones go de claim right ontop n u fit chop slap n enough drilling if u shout at her or mistakenly go slap her back..

I'll be like.. “em baby, don't vex..but God punish you.”

No put hope for Naija.

Proposing to guy planning to propose to another is false imprisonment.

paulolee:
Owkay....dt na normal na..

Well, I am not saying non-military girls are saints. Nah. I am not just gonna eat with the devil...even with a long spoon.

paulolee:
lolz...seems dm don oppress and drill this wan tire...i understand jhare, because small question like "who is tony dt is always calling u" go lead to seeing the same tony drilling you inside barracks...

Not that. I lived all my life in the barracks. Those female soldiers are normally tea-girls of big ogas.

You can translate tea-girls to meaning emeritus prostitution.

Even before they were recruited, they willingly paid many prices.

Why will I settle for sb who wouldn't be there for my kids (that's if she does not go -antiDNA)?

She should learn to follow the school rules and regulations, and not bringing fetishism into the school system.

I am certain this is not the whole story. She might have forced the students to do it, even those whose religious background do not permit it.

A minute silence for the dead is diabolic! Praying for a dead thing is crazy!

Coldshisha:




Let's not decieve ourselves, if United Nations and Nigerian Government hold a transparent referendum where people get to vote for or against Biafra.... Most Ibo people with businesses accross Nigeria would secretly vote to remain in Nigeria

I always tease my Ibo friends to leave my region and go back to east and they always tell me how they were born here and nobody can drive them away

One of my childhood best friend since over 2 decades of knowing him, he has never spent more than 2 weeks in his imo state village yet he is on Nairaland and Twitter decieving everybody about Biafra

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Lol. He's a political animal.

Even for free, NO.


All my experiences in the barracks cannot be useless.

It's crazy tho.

I watched mine during its anime series..eg Spirderman Ice Man, Fire Girl etc, FreakyZone, BikerMice, Super Bird, Johnny Bravo, Super Man, Justice League etc.



......

Spirderman:
Mehn, I waited for a spider to bite me, e no bite, na so I chop spider go climb one storey balcony.

It was actually looking like the powers were coming till I bounced on the floor.


Superman:

I'll always tie my mum's wrapper and put a hand in front running at 90kmph. Men, I was flying.

Lol. I can't forget that I used a cashew juice to draw the Z on my chest. That thing can pain die.

I jumped off our balcony down. A storey building. Mehn... The wrapper hooked somewhere. I nearly suffocated amid tears and shortage of air.

Oh, my dad, one of the disciplinary committee, rescued Clark Kent.

You know the rest.


Another occasion was when I, Superman, held a red and black wire to show off. The voltage I received that day ehn, my mouth no fit talk am.

Flash:
I nearly ran mad sha. Forget this one.


Night Crawler:
It was evening, we were playing the four-post ball in a room. I had a small argument with a senior in school. I punched him first and remembered I was nightcrawler. I tried to teleport off the window..mehn this guy caught me shoulder-tight, brought me back and began giving me the beating of my life.

Na only one place this pastard dey punch me. Mehn, history.


Buffy The Vampire Slayer:

Mah no talk this one. Lol.

Well, me and one dude dey fight sha. I provoke say make I bite am the vampire way. Oga werewolf drag my mouth punch all the resources out. Lol. He literally shifted my jaw.



What about you?

Share yours.

Oh no.

Ok o

EmekaBlue:
don't forget i gave it to her o

What I can't digest easily is the amount you used to bet. Mehn, boys dey hungry for street fa.

DriftOff:
No nau, but when u get followers, you can monetize it by affiliate marketing.

Then you are following a wrong course.

Advertise with Twitter your affiliate marketing link.

I am waiting for Mr. My Heart Goes Out.

Even to commot for the sufferment of a country na crime.

How about the females?


Are they innocent?


Remember, we have 5.5bn females as opposed to the 2.5bn males.

So the female counterparts double the male in any act.

So the followers means you've made it in life or what?

The truth is that you blocked him to scam him first.


Don't confuse the gods.

He spoke or he read?

If she even dared giving you, she should be arrested for abusing a minor.

Yawns