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The Blamers.


Coming soon.

Netflix.

Hm.
Assembly wey no get meaning.

Ok o

I await the time things will be better.


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I remember Animal Farm.

I remember the pigs. �

Freestainworld:
This is nothing new to me, maybe because I do that to my woman too, no big deal on it

Please explain “my woman.”

Party pot calling kettle black.

...thank you for watching today's edition of Super Story.

We are pencils in the hands of the creator.

Sb has a paused brain. Sb up.

With a mere girlfriend on camera!


Aku eriela ozu mmuo!

Gbufu asu!


My eyes have finally seen my ears!


The guy looks like sb who suckles about three litre of overnight tumbo every five hours.

The5DME:
You're a disgusting simp. Tuehh(spits on his face)

Na for Nairaland you dey gym dey form alpha male?

Please fix your miseries, and live in the realities.


Have a nice century.

Leonstar:
Yeah, I thought so.......But I just wished she could just communicate with me freely......... Some of the times that I worry her is because I thought she was giving me a greenlight or sort since she's not so vocal but I guess it was just sleep n all.

I feel you shouldn't have accepted accomodating a female, and shouldn't have had carnal knowledge with her.

They will plan a second civilian coup on him.

yanabasee1:
But why would Nigeria be living in the past?


Who's head will be cut and buried with the Oba's?


What sort of nonsense are we still practicing like this?

Somebody dies and another person will be killed and be buried along side....

God, if na you send me come Nigeria, abeg, do miracle make my good helper locate me carry me commot.. Because I no de do again....

The thing tire me, bro.

Some kings do it too.

They use human head to send them to the ancestral homeland, as they say.


Isn't this murder?


Nna eh, this world na see finish.

I wonder why people always tend to use Christianity to justify Karma, which is Hinduistic.

Lol.

I think you should get busy with your work, and stop always wanting to see her.


A partner can become bored out of always wanting to be seen..they may become fly too.


Be activity-inclined.

Love is not an Indian movie.


I also understand you love her.

I also don't like those kinds of too social ladies.


Don't love anyone with your heart without your brains.


You are welcome.

Father, let your Kingdom come.

That brother-in-law is a brainy one. He didn't have to talk much but waybill his cousin sister ready to settle down to you with a guise of no accommodation!

I guess he trusts you'll make a good husband.


BTW, I don't support premarital sex.


Her recent attitude after the act, I think, is to build the remaining fallen blocks of her pride.

My crazy opinions tho.

Thanks for this post.


Helping your partner in those stereotypical gender roles builds true love. You know that feeling discussing with your wife while helping her unweeve?


I think it's magical.

The very day they recklessly abandoned the agro-focused initiatives and diversifying the economy, but focused on oil was the day the dug the green-white-green grave.

pocohantas:
1)I think I learned that on the job. You learn to respond to them or ignore them. It depends on my mood and the troll. However, I have come to realize they need me more than I need them. So, they will naturally gravitate towards where I am, directly or indirectly. Now I ignore...

2) Never did, never will.

3)I would mind. I don’t like positions, though they come to me most times.

4)Hahahaha. Funny we laughed over that a lot and it didn’t affect/change anything from his end. He didn’t need a tour guide, he just created a thread and I jokingly asked if he was back home for a wife. NL decided to burn . Yes we do.


The pleasure is all mine. Low heat works all the time. I looked at my burners and realized I use the 3 smallest ones most.

Smiles.

E get wetin the girl wan hear/see before the question.

Look at them!

Urchins!

Mynd44,

May I interview you on Nairaland?

Joysticks:
Where you get all these fake information from?So you think whatapp don't have privacy security?

Don't trust Facebook. They read all your messages.

She wouldn't even dare that with me for two days, let alone sleeping outside!

Well, if I were you too, I wouldn't bother asking her to fetch water. I count that a masculine job, and would have done it.

I'll advise you go home with good conditions on the table.

AsherAmari:
Huh? What's that? Definitely not Eastern.

It is.
Maybe more local sha.

Ok o.

Wait, define “my woman” first.

AsherAmari:
Y?
I'm easten.

Nne, can you cook ofe ojingu?

pocohantas:
Thanks for the time. I appreciate. Have a lovely night rest.

You too.
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pocohantas:
Thanks for the time. I appreciate. Have a lovely night rest.

You too.
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