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Romance › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments In An Occasion by chatinent(op): 8:00pm On Mar 01, 2021

Lion26:
... Hey you.. Real Niggaz Like Us Don't Party.. We Chase The Cheddar Though.. We Make Use Of The Girls For Exercise.. Pomp It Up and Sleep tight..

Romance › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments In An Occasion by chatinent(op): 7:59pm On Mar 01, 2021

Queenlovely:
The day by body guards beat someone and I later found was my cousin

You supported the beating initially before realising it was your cousin?

Romance › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments In An Occasion by chatinent(op): 7:58pm On Mar 01, 2021

Spending123:
Happy New month problems and gentle men

Nearly I for make FTC but the person above me it seems she rented an apartment here.

My most embarrassing moment in an occasion was when one stupid girl like that matched out my shoe from my leg after coming back from spraying money and was claiming Jagaban on my return, nah so this girl take come disgrace me be that ooo.

So because am wearing agbada the person sharing food think am not hungry, abeg serve me garri with better okra soup cos you see this world eeh I can't can.

Abeg my fellow nairalanders food done set ooo

You left hungry?

Family › Re: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by chatinent: 6:31pm On Mar 01, 2021

luminouz:
It's always easy to give advice when you are not married.

He says I am not married. Ok o.

Romance › Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments In An Occasion by chatinent(op): 2:08pm On Mar 01, 2021

Hi,

I'll go straight to the point:

1. It was a party we organised in school with a blend of fashion. It was the award night. My department contributed immensely to the success of the occasion, especially the cooking.

Those were the days I was handsome. I walked with my designers suit, and the fragrance from my Miss Elliot's perfume filled the room. I saw people stealing glances. Oh, my head grew in size.

Food time!

These petites girls would pass me and serve others food. Men, we hosted this, I would say in my mind! cry

I was so hungry I called one of them.

After asking her why I wasn't serves yet and making my order, she apologized, went in, returned and said the rice was finished! What!

I rejected soup.

At a point, my stomach was saying otherwise, I had to call her to bring the soup ‘like that,’ babe tell me say na the last plate of soup she go serve. I nearly died. E pained me no bi small.

2. I was invited to a marriage. My pal's sister was getting married. The happiness was all butterfly colours.

Later,

I was sitting down and seeing well-groomed guys running, and some hiding in their cars... what's happening?

Mah just look back, two Aso Ebi hold me. The MC made sure he collected down till my transport fare that day. I was just smiling sheepishly, and thinking about the skills I'd have used to run had it be I weren't caught.

3. Eat roughly at my pal's marriage. I couldn't use their toilet cos I feared the odour it would bring.

I took a bike downtown to a public toilet. The WC was damn down, and had a faulty door hook. I'd just stamp my foot when I heard footsteps approaching or hum.

One footstep owner refused to stop and pushed the door fast. I stood up. Oh fada, it's just the girl I dey phoney for give wey I lied to I wanted to withdraw. Mehn. She too wanted to use it the toilet.

I tried to bone but the frown mah just weak commot.

I was ashamed. I stood inside saying why why why.

The odour was too much, and Abednego was just floating and refused to flush well.

4. Better left unsaid. Sb stole my phone, changed password and kept it back. Soon, they raised alarm. Guyman say my phone na en own. My corner gather with angry faces holding weapons.

You know that kind thing wey you no need to argue, na to just speak clean English bring the phone out, unlock, show the crowd and walk out like a boss?

That's what I intended doing till the phone failed to unlock. The sweat that filled my body could fill a bucket!

Later I realised it was a prank by my friend. Oh, I was so happy it was a prank.

History history.

Please share yours.

Lalasticlala, Seun, Dominque

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Family › Re: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by chatinent: 1:42pm On Mar 01, 2021

Juliearth:
How nice and quite poetic! Unfortunately, you cannot dance to the rhythm of my heart beat.

Qneeu,

I succumb. You win.

Family › Re: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by chatinent: 1:40pm On Mar 01, 2021

pongwa:
you are inexperienced.......
Until you walk a mile in OP's shoes you wont understand the pains of having to deal with a domineering mother in law. You have to experience such to know better.

It may surprise you to know that this is actually my field.

It takes self-control to win over this. It will all turn out that everyone was proving their rights.

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Family › Re: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by chatinent: 1:35pm On Mar 01, 2021

Germi9:
you sure say dem marry ?abi na belle him give the girl two times

I wouldn't want to delve into that.

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Family › Re: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by chatinent: 1:32pm On Mar 01, 2021

Juliearth:
You deserve something cold this hot afternoon... Perhaps a bag of cold sachet water. You have spoken well.

Thanks darl.
Convert the bag to your heart.

I want sth that beats.

Family › Re: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by chatinent: 11:01am On Mar 01, 2021

Kriss216:
You have to go back to the 70s and 80s to find Nigerian girls not entangled with the things of the world.

I did find them.

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Politics › Re: Fuel Pump Price May Drop To N100 - Ita Enang, Presidential Aide by chatinent: 11:01am On Mar 01, 2021

Hope this is not from Lori Iro Mohammed?

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Family › Re: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by chatinent: 10:51am On Mar 01, 2021

Kriss216:
Nwanne, there's nothing like Love as long as a Nigerian girl is involved.

Know this and know peace.

I agree with you completely.

However, there's a special way I find love, and it works for me.

Achọtara m ịhụnanya, odogwu. It all boils down with going for the people not entangled with things of the world.

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Crime › Re: Kidnappers Who Pose As Women Online To Rob, Kill Victims Arrested In Rivers by chatinent: 10:48am On Mar 01, 2021

The face of the one in left is good.

Nonsense and ingredients.

Sports › Re: Alex Iwobi Celebrates His Mother's Birthday; Shares Cute Photos With His Parents by chatinent: 10:41am On Mar 01, 2021

Zzor:
He's my future husband, someone help me with his number

Family › Re: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by chatinent: 10:39am On Mar 01, 2021

Kriss216:
What fresh love?

Fresh love with Nigerian girl

You must be joking.

There is love, bro.

It's just unfortunate the majority meet the wrong people.

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Celebrities › Re: Adesua Etomi Shares Her Pregnancy, Childbirth And Motherhood Journey (Photos) by chatinent: 10:37am On Mar 01, 2021

JidennaJason:
Whatever rock your boat son...

I am way too big to be throwing side jabs just like the way you're doing.

Have a nice day.

Okay, son.

Have a nice century.

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Family › Re: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by chatinent: 10:35am On Mar 01, 2021

Lalasticlala

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Family › Re: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by chatinent: 10:34am On Mar 01, 2021

TainyLite:
The truth is carrying her mother positively abt an husband is good but the other way round is something else nd na for Better for worse make Maryam sanda kill her husband... This life is too short to either die in a violent relationship or spend lifetime in kirikiri

What is really wrong?

Why does it look like a death sentence? Why the quarrel? What is missing? What happened to that fresh love?

Can we take a second and see the positive things about your partner first before the negatives?

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Celebrities › Re: Adesua Etomi Shares Her Pregnancy, Childbirth And Motherhood Journey (Photos) by chatinent: 10:33am On Mar 01, 2021

JidennaJason:
Are we in any argument?

Why fighting yourself?

I never knew you were fart.

Family › Re: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by chatinent: 10:19am On Mar 01, 2021

You wanted to divorce her because of her mother. Her own mother!

You have been looking for a credible reason to cling unto for the break up.

Now, you see this as a stronghold, hence you deploy traditional rites.

Whatever happened to “for better for worse.”

It is a detestable thing to me reading comments from men who feel are always right in relationships. Have you taken a break and reasoned things from her angle?

You weren't present on the day of delivery due to some personal reasons of yours, fine. Why the rules over the placenta?

Ok, I understand the rites. They should keep the placenta for you till the month you decide to reconcile with your wife?

Which family in disunity will allow the husband's people to come and boss around in the time of delivery when the husband himself didn't show up?

How do you expect a woman to hate her mother because of you!

Even if there are things you don't like, set things straight amicably; you are only a husband not a god!

You are a mere man feeling principled. Release the twist.

Sorry, I don't mince words.

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Celebrities › Re: Adesua Etomi Shares Her Pregnancy, Childbirth And Motherhood Journey (Photos) by chatinent: 10:16am On Mar 01, 2021

JidennaJason:
Very matured and responsible lady who waited until after delivery before uploading the photos.

Unlike some who see pregnancy as UEFA champions league, that goes about taking photos at the group stage and uploading them just to get attention.

Adesua is not just beautiful, but she's a wise lady.

Before or after doesn't make any difference. Were photos uploaded? Yes. Case closed.

So, that's not a point.

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Celebrities › Re: Adesua Etomi Shares Her Pregnancy, Childbirth And Motherhood Journey (Photos) by chatinent: 10:15am On Mar 01, 2021

I love Adesua.

The first movie I saw she was featured in was one where her husband always hit her badly till Michael Majid stepped in.

Banky is a cool-headed dude too.

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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Felt This Way? by chatinent: 9:59am On Mar 01, 2021

Hi Walai,

I think you are still successful because you have the most important thing: life.

I know of sb who bought a house, and a car , but had an accident on his way home and never entered the new house with his family. His corpse was instead buried there.

No children, accepted.

No wife, accepted.

No house, no car..? This is not being successful. These are added value to life.

Account always red?

Can we have an audit? Are there things you aren't doing so well?

Once there is life, there is hope.

I am privileged to chat you.

At a point in my life, although younger than you, I spent more than I earned monthly. I never lived around my budget.

I wanted to leave the status quo. I wanted to be the in the reality everyone dreamed. Sth was missing, I was always needing validation. I was always needing sth.

If your happiness is based on needing sth or acquiring sth, you can never be happy because there must be sth you will always need.

Of course, I am not a millionaire! But, I am able to afford all I need without bothering the peace of anyone. I think that's a success.

Contentment helped me. Reading the Bible, I sifted the most important things in my life and it helped me have a positive view of life.

Thanks for letting me reply you.

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Crime › Re: Senior Female Police Officer’s SUV Stolen Inside Barracks by chatinent: 9:57am On Mar 01, 2021

One day bush meat go catch hunter.

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Celebrities › Re: Tboss, Her Sister Wendy, And Her Fans Drag Ka3na For Trademarking Boss Lady. by chatinent: 9:55am On Mar 01, 2021

Funnily enough, I don't know any of the names mentioned.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Says He Might Run For US President In 2024 by chatinent: 9:54am On Mar 01, 2021

When they enter power, they don't want to leave again.

Same thing happening in Nigeria happens worldwide.

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Politics › Re: Uzor Anwuka To Be Flown Abroad After He Was Shot During Brawl Over Property by chatinent: 9:52am On Mar 01, 2021

Nemeses.

Celebrities › Re: Singer Victor Ncha Odu Popularly Known As Vic O Cries Out About His Talent by chatinent: 9:51am On Mar 01, 2021

Lastoffourtnyt:
Vic o, that year. world best rapper. the producer, the writer, the goat.

Victor246:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2ouo2hjwU8

Cc Lalasticlala
Cc MissyB3
Cc Fynestboi
Cc Mynd44

Romance › Re: About To Drop My First Single. Shey I Fit Blow Like This? by chatinent: 9:49am On Mar 01, 2021

Piboy:
They called me shank around the bank before my aza went blank like a noisy tank and to be frank, oluwa I too broke and I need Raba stacked in my bank, thanks.

Family › Re: A Funny Picture Of Passing Out Corp Members: I made it vs Hustle continues by chatinent: 9:48am On Mar 01, 2021

I have made it in life vs We move.

The difference between six and half a dozen.

Romance › Re: Tribute To Late Victorian by chatinent: 9:31am On Mar 01, 2021

Sorry for your loss.

Life like a mist,
Appears for just a day,
And disappears tomorrow.

All that we are,
Can quickly fade away.
Replaced with tears and sorrow.

I know you are trying to console yourself but she's not hovering anywhere. She doesn't need to be reminded to rest in peace. She is not resting in peaces.

She only answered the nature call of death we all mutually share.

When I lost my sister, I tried comforting myself with the resurrection hope.

She's gone in death.

But I assure you she can live again! Not by reincarnation, or any means of the afterlife, but by resurrection!

He will call, and she will answer.

May we all be strengthened with this hope.

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Celebrities › Re: Phyno's Image Used As Masquerade Mask (Photo) by chatinent: 9:30am On Mar 01, 2021

BKayy:
No physical proof.
BTW, Are you not the same ones praying for Holy Ghost to kill your enemies.
Hypocrisy

I don't pray for Holy Ghost to kill anyone.

I don't even know what holy ghost meant.

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