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Simply, don't pay for anything she requests; advise her to go and work and learn to clear her bills herself.

Pegi23:
My experience isnt funny


Just coming back from church evening service we pass a street(short cut). Well I pass back of a car beside a gutter the next thing I know a fearless skinny bingo bit me ...i fell inside gutter that idiot follow me inside the gutter oo. Came out from the gutter and I pick race thank God my brothers were waiting for me.. immediately they saw what was happening one took a stick with a nail,the other motor Tyre they use it and stone the dog while pouring sand tho. Learnt that one of my bro match the child of that bingo and I was the one who received it(it pain me Sha because something I did not do ). To cut the story short. We went to the police to arrest the owner. and dogs was ban in that man compound. I went to hospital to treat my self.




Second one was same church service but we decided to go to church 2. We left the church environment to go look for trouble from other kids. Well we saw a dog that was lying down and we thought they chain it. You all know young brains na to cut story short I found my self climbing fence(a female like me) climbing fence like an expert.

I still love � no matter what happen

E follow you enter gutter? Lol. You go just cold.

stanliwise:
My own experience wasn’t funny back then I went to a friend house. I knew they have a very aggressive dog, so I didn’t even bother to enter, I called the guy, only for his younger(About six years) bro to come out and started whining me about me afraid of his dog, in same atmosphere I too was whining him that I am not afraid of the dog and the dog can’t do anything.
My friend came and we were discussing, lol and behold the smallie don go release dog carry am with no chain dey come meet me o. As I sight the dog from far running in light speed, my friend turn back to go stop am, but me as a sharp guy don know say dog go escape. Omo na so me I start my own race o like 1000miles gap before the dog but as I turn back ehn e be like say the dog teleport to my back of leg. Omo see shout “yeeeeyeeeeeyeeee”, As I Dey run the next thing my mind tell me Na to jump inside gutter, omo I jump inside o, the dog ran back. All the girls and even friends sisters and everyone on the street where just looking at me inside gutter . Omo shame nor catch me, na God I just dey thank say the dog nor bite me.

Everybody just dey look me, some dey shout for guy wey get dog. Anyway I had minor injuries and a little dislocation but no bite. Later on my friends were now telling me that I should not have run(for my mind I be like If I hear). O boy since then until them change the size of chain and anytime the chain is lock that I use to come to visit o.

The funny thing is they'll be advising you not to run that it won't bite you. Na wetin the dog talk?

Nicklaus619:
Dogs do remember your faces and holds grudges, sometimes in June, 2019, when i got my Rottweiller, I always bring him outside every morning to exercise him, and I use to chain him outside my room while I gym, there is this neighbour of mine that always flow him, each time I am not outside, because he barks a lot, fast-forward to 8 months later, he has grown to become a cute monster, I was exercising him and suddenly, he saw the guy walk into the compound with a girl, he immediately chased and bite him.


Truth is, dogs perceives fear from you, and no matter how wicked and harsh a dog is, it will bark and bark at you but will not jump on you to bite you unless its perceives fear from you, or you bend down trying to stone it, or maybe the dog had marked your face earlier if you constantly stone at it when it's chained .

I have dogs and have trained dogs for over 20years. I have seen my Rottweiler chase at people as it is harsh and rude, but never a day has he bitten anyone intentionally unless he has grudges against you.

Quite truthful. Please I need a Rott. Can I get one from you? Female?

MrColdsweat:
Back in the village, we had that kind of goat.

When you and your friends are seated discussing, the goat go stand where una dey, come dey look una Like say e dey expect una to greet am.

Kuku kill me. Lol. Worst is those types don't laugh at all.

handsomebeauty8:
Dogs can only bark at me but cannot chase me.

When once I do as if I want to carry a weapon on the ground, it will run away.

Those are bingos, not DOGS.

erifeoluwasimi:
E be like say na only me cow don pursue before

Lol. Tell me sth, baby.

oluwaseunamos33:
I've never been chase by dog before simply because it's an abomination for dog to even come near me. If any dog try to near me, it will die by thunder. Am from Royal family and if you daot it, turn urself to dog and come near me

This is super story, a life of strife and sorrow..

valdes00:
DOG..? NO
But back then, my Ex GF yaff been chased by a Turkey before...
I laughed so hard, she almost broke up with me cos of the laugh... Once in a while when we say HI, i still make fun of her.... Na that day i knw say Turkey na Cultist... Live n direct

Turkey no dey laugh o, they will just be chasing you like they have a special interest in you. If you like do sharp bend or u-turn, na you go tire.

Ejenavi18:
My experience was was a funny one.
It happened last year, I travelled to spend my holiday with a close family friend.
I arrived there at night, the dogs (a rottweiler, GSD and a pup) welcomed my arrival with barking as usual with strangers, but she managed to calm them down, we went inside and I settled in..

Well the next morning, the dogs gave me the greatest scare of my life that I still smile each time I remember it. I was in the sitting room when I noticed that the dogs where hitting on the burglary proof just outside the house (didn't know that the dogs could actually remove the pad lock themselves once it's unlocked).
I saw through the window that the dogs have already passed the burgary proof and heading towards the main door which was slightly opened. I got up from the chair I was sitting on and ran to close the door fully so they won't get inside. JJC like me didn't know that the dogs knew their way around the house, they went to look for another entrance-the kitchen door!

I was heaving a sigh of relief thinking the dogs were gone only for me to open my eyes and I saw them right in front of me. I was scared and surprised at the same time that I began shouting at the top of my voice, aaaaahhhh! and the whole family came running from their various rooms thinking the dogs had bitten me already. Those dogs nearly gave me a heart attack that day, they were actually fierce-looking especially the rott with her intimidating size.

I later bonded with the dogs and we became friends, they even welcomed me each time I came back from my outings.

I'm trying to imagine your face when you saw the dog; you'll just look like Oshiomhole. Sorry, I'm not trying to call you a monkey o.

xanie:
Dog is even better.. Ever been chased by a Turkey? That animal no get respect.

Mehn, turkey na vikings. Believe me.

gramme:
Wow.. Thanks a lot. I can now view my photos. I am very grateful

You are always welcome.

Kenny9857:
This same thing happens to me but the company dare not take any crazy steps, although what I lost can't be gotten back but my family dragged the company enough
My treatment almost 1.5m was taken care of by the company and I was even compensated after all that.

Just bear. Sorry about your loss.

SirMichael1:
Boring piece. Got more boring when you opined 'this life no just balance', got the most boring when you started hyping your features when you should have talked more about the dog's features.

You stated when the dog caught your leg, but failed to state when the dog freed that leg. I give you 6/10

Opinion is free,bro. Enjoy it while you are alive, I've already made my point.

BornMarch15:
Don't you really write academic projects for people? I doubt you do

Good afternoon. Why do you ask?

gramme:
Windows 10

Windows 10 has a preinstalled photo viewer. This error message must be sth else. But try this:
Go to the photo > right click > Select Open With > Choose Photos.
Note: Mark the check photos asking whether or not you should use the app to open files before clicking on Photos.
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Do the steps and give me feedback.

millionboi2:
even if u play 2 my man e dey cut ooo

Toh.

NegroAcheiver:
Someone has won 32 games all at once before to win millions.Its all luck.

Personally, I don't believe in luck and I don't gamble.

Lethal234:
Nothing serious, just kisses and a scene where a lady was pulling at the belt of the main actor and a leg tease to the scrotum( if that doesn't count as adult content... then). Generally nothing out of the ordinary, if there were I won't have watched or reviewed it.

You should try watching it and don't forget to give me your thoughts later.

Then, it has adult contents. And it's sth serious to me, no matter the length. If you have any movie(comedy) you can recommend, you may also tell me (of course, without adult content). Thanks for your time.

kleverley:
Sometime ago, my neighbors had two dogs Vanity and the other one

That faithful day,I was back from school and my elder bro had gone to sit with those neighbors of ours at the backyard. After having my meal, I decided to join him,so I had to use the front of their house to get to the backyard. On my way,one of the dogs was just resting at their verandah, I was passing and instead of focusing on my trip, I was busy maintaining eye contact nonstop with it,the next thing viam!!!! The dog took after me and I started running and screaming mummy oo mummy OK mummy oo till I even passed where I was going. They saw my ordeal and called the dog back and they laughed hysterically.

Felt bad that day oo honestly

I can relate. My bro, if you accidentally see your face in a mirror while running bro, you mayn't recognize you.

Following..

I have it in my System but never watched. I hope it doesn't having any act of violence or adult content?

Na wa o.

You mean a Vet. Doctor?

At last, the money will be siphoned. Why should I worry.

Logically, man has continued to name animals from where Adam stopped. The bible is accurate.

The BH has been killing hundreds daily and you never spoke. Just a friendly match with you they had and no one go hear word again.

Ok o.

Spits.