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Will suffering ever end? How will you answer? Yes? No? Maybe?

The society used to frown at such things. Now, they embrace it.. What a shifted world.

seanblaise:
Unspeakable woes O @Chatinent you want me to recall. To tell how a german shepherd disgraced me in front of my crush. Both the scenes of misery which I myself beheld and other scenes of which I am the principal party. Though I shudder at the mere remembrance of it but yet will I refrain from telling my woes.

Just say it, bro. I'm used to thinking my experience is the most brutish. Please share yours.

One afternoon after returning from work so fatigued, I had to take a nap (nap turned to a real four hours sleep). I woke up during eventide and felt like getting fruits myself by the roadside just about a stone-throw from my place.
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As I was moving, sth just told me cucumber will be ideal, therefore, I had to cross to the other side of the road to get it.
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I was heading home and that same sth in my head that has been advising me since I woke up opined that it's suggesting I buy groundnuts to eat the cucumbers along. It also spiced everything in my head once like: 'after the buying of the groundnut and you reach home, why not just put the cucumber in the fridge to chill a little, then enjoy it with the groundnut.' Well, it seemed nice. I had to go back to get groundnuts.
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Now, this was where the problem started.
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I thought about not coming outside again so I wanted to get everything that will definitely keep me indoors. I bought some fried meat and kpomo. Waiting for my balance, I was thinking whilst searching for other things I likely will need.
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I bin dey reason wetin I wan use step down those things I don tanda. I was like '..should I buy this Zero Coke or Hollandia Yogurt or should..' I was interrupted by seeing Sop (short for Sopuruchi) closeby who's 1. Has always pestered me to know where I stay, 2. I don't like her way of life, coupled with fact that she was ready to just come, come dey swallow kpomo anyhow with toothpick without conscience. Personally too, I'm not the sort who brings anyone to my place and dont like unauthorized visits.
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She's so self-centered that before you say Jack, she's uncorked one Heneiken and flushed it down her throat, and still be talking rubbish with you between mouthfuls of more swallowed beef. She's well known for that. Believe me bro, I've seen her attack sb so I took cover and I wasn't ready to overspend (when salary no go even come until two weeks later).
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I walked then entered into a close there. God so kind, an uncompleted building (duplex) was adjacent with gates opened so I stood there and remembered I had to call a friend I promised I'd call a day before.
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I dailed the number relaxed on a wall stamping a foot repeatedly. I could hear some noise the other side of the building: maybe they were partying I thought.
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As the phone was still connecting, ha, I was just hearing another strange noise. I thought my ears where deceiving and resounding the stamping of my foot more loudly. Nna eh, chains were beginning to hit together and the ground shaking like sth was about to collapse.
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O crazy me, I bent down to the ground as if to hear if the ground was mumbling till it barked! It was a dog! No be bingo, I mean a DOG! If you see how big this dog was!
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I swiftly started climbing the [uncompleted] staircase to save my life from this fat-headed brutal merciless lion-type dog. It dived at my leg (oh my cool leg)... but a chain stopped it from reaching the first floor where I mounted.
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I didn't even realise sth initially; the music stopped playing. I didn't take notice. I dey up there (feeling I defeated the dog), I bent and poured some sand as ' talk bark to the hand' abi was it to scare it? Dog was just gnashing its teeth looking at me. I even did ntoor to it. I decided to urinate on it cos I thought it wouldn't understand a middle finger. Of course, I spat at the asshole. That wasn't all. I take stone dey stone the dog until I turned around to meet many seated human beings looking at me (I mean very many people) who was attending a burial adjacent the wall; the MISDEEMED PARTY.
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Chai, I wished I could just disappear that day. I was like 'father lord, just take my soul.' I couldn't go down and nowhere to hide. The MC was even on MIC like: 'Please, young man.., hello young man, yes you, we'll like you to come down as we'll like to continue please. ' Na me come mumu come signal am (cos he wouldn't hear me if I talked from there) make e come close and told him my ordeal. The mumu MC carry MIC announce am say who get dog over the building to go shift am say 'to help this innocent stranded young man' there. People laughed me die. Just imagine a very tall cute light-skinned guy wey carry nylon on a building na. The matter just tire me.
This life no just balance.
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Well, it was one hell of an experience. Na that day I know there's a very giant difference between a dog and a bingo.
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Las las, I still jam Sop for road as I was going home very nervous and angry. Wetin just dey ring my mind na 'just dare call me, in fact, just dare look at me.. If I no on LCD for you now..'
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Well, I look back at some things that transpired long ago and I can only laugh.
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Please share your experiences with dogs.

Anklets to prevent pregnancy? This is the apogee!

About social media, I'll hardly be with a lady who's always online. I mean, I can hardly handle or love that person. Of course, the social media has created a passage for them to be audio celebrities, making hundred of thousands of cheap likes while their mates are making a fortune.
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No way. I want a real person not a pancake human.

gramme:
Good evening, everyone . Please, I just got a laptop and I cannot view photos, anytime I try viewing pictures it tells me no applicable license found.

Probably, there's no installed software on it. What Windows is that?

Some people are quite funny. How do you expect to bet thirty games and expect it not to cut? You're gambling to win millions with a less sum and you think the owner is just stupid? Gamblers are very funny in their reasoning.

In summary, don't have anything to do with a lady who's not working. It's like carrying three bags of cement on your head and climbing a rope-ladder to a chopper; both are futile to succeed.

You need advice on what actually? If you are to breakup with her again? You said it all 'you don't buy the crap', that's the advice.

Quite laughable.

The seat signifies nothing; the heart does. I'll make sure it's not an issue. Either of both can.

Have the hungry ones not already died of hunger?

Life as a mist.

Perverts! Well, who do I blame? No one. The government and the world at large have exposed everyone to sexual contents that arouse sexual desires!

For yab, it's originally called yap.

Did I just read normalcy? Nigerian govt. never ceases to amaze me.

“This video was done to show how my intelligent son use to dramatics and negotiate any time you want to spank him not for abuse of any kind.

She actually deliberately did the video to trend (only).

Just observing.

This Messi guy tho.

Life like a mist.

I don't like anything about the Nigerian police. Let me reserve my comment before they say I have said 'not that I'm evil but this is a good because of my experience with the NPF.'

They were you, they chased you so they can become them fully.

My hatred for the police just increased by 1% again.

Dem dem.

DaInferno:
this is evidence that you can be harsh and still make it... ontop simple question see para!?

It depends on what you consider as harsh. Read the conversation from beginning again.

Amhappy:
Because there's no constituted body empowered by the law to investigate. Where's ISPON? When will they be constitutionally mandated to take over incident investigations.

A little offtopic question. How much is the 40-seater bus please?

Bigtotoboi:
I've had my own share of the terrifying experiences too, they were very gory I tell you. Right in front of my eyes while working for a Pharmaceutical company, a colleague lost three of his fingers. He was blamed for 'negligence' and was sacked because he wasn't capable of working anymore.

Yes, they search for faults and blame it on negligence.

Akhigbeblog:
Yeah true, I'm very sorry

It's all right. My epistle is true. I strive to get daily bread. That's my nature.

millionboi2:
it doesn't make u special or somtin
As far as u get angry,how u react is u
So don't xpt everybody to b like u

That's the point: 'how you react to it.'

ukpahu:
fool

I am a fool because I have an opinion? It's both reasonable and human to understand people's view rather than believing everyone must reason as you do.