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Igwe355:
Which other embarrassment is more than the constant hunger, however, that part where OP said his shoes were making noise kon-kon really cracked me up.
I can imagine the embarrassment inside suit!

This thing do you too? Hunger made me lick abi drink mayonnaise finish.

TissuePaper:
Well as an upcoming artiste I registered to perform at my University carnival. I was a very shy introvert so I decided to take some substances so as to gain confidence to perform in front of the crowd. Voila my time came and I was called on stage. What really happened I still can't remember all I know was that I started seeing stones, corn Hobbs(shuku agbado), bottle being thrown at me. The M.C just came to put his arm around me and walked me off the stage politely. How I didn't commit suicide that day I don't know. The most painful part was a girl that I was about to knack that was there. The girl said she saw someone that looks like me on stage. Me wey I be ode instead of me to deny I said yes na so she block me ooo. My only chance of getting laid at the University. 3 years after University at 25 am still a virgin na wa oo.

I can relate. After you borrowed confidence, everything turned downside up.

ukaface:
Lmao....This event is funny, not embarrassing

That because you weren't me with all my reputation and good looks.

From your essay, you school in a Polythecnic and not a University. BTW, nowhere up there did you indicate missing your books. Quite wowing.

Nowhere up there did you indicate missing your books. Quite wowing.

Coughs.

Antibot5:
Google has already opened the beta testing of Android 11 and now a leaked copy of the Device Configuration Guide has revealed an fascinating detail. All future units that wish to run the OS should have more than 2 GB RAM – {those} with 2 gigs or much less should launch as an Android Go device.

On top of that, phones with 512 MB RAM will not qualify for preloading GMS, successfully which means they’ve reach the top of their assist. The changes are anticipated to start from This fall 2020 when the OS will be already publicly rolling and updates will start pouring from OEMs.


List of Google apps for Android Go Phones which have launched on prior Android variations with 2GB RAM are exempt from the requirement – if they get updates they will stay on the full Android branch to keep away from any confusion.

Android Go is generally supposed to be a lite model of Google’s open-source OS with most of its native apps coming in a low-footprint type with much less options, however preserving the same core performance.

Obviously the change is aiming to make sure that phones launching with very modest {hardware} get the suitable light-weight model of the platform Instead of providing a compromised expertise.

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Itel, Infinix and Tecno is about to die. Reason? They can't stop producing substandard products and they can't stop using Android.

Rapsowdee01:
If you destroy it, in the next 6 months, they might sell to another person and that one might clear the real owner account.

Take it to MTN office.

Don't take to access bank cos they might carry you to write statement in police station so just take to MTN and let them decide what to do

Bro believe me, anyone who has access to that SIM will suckle it empty, whether MTN or Access Bank.

I reserve my comments.

I think it's nausea. It's is very connected with pregnancy. Meanwhile, still see a doctor.

One by one..

Her cover is blown. She is now a target.

Juliusmomoh:
Always post with ur sence

Okay.

I don't think this thing is tribal anymore; the devil has relocated.

A very beautiful place.

To me, anyone who involves in ecstatic speaking codenamed 'speaking in tongues' (that isn't even what first century Christians did) is a mad man.

The speaker and the senate President are not aware of what the chairmen of the committee's are doing in the national assembly, and members of the committee's are not also aware.

I stopped reading at this juncture. I hate morning lies.

How did they become so rich? Food for thought.

OdenKelechi:
You dull am abi?

Smiles.

2Odds101:
After then ??

Smiles.

Legendarytonyy:
Guy how far which levels!!!!!!!!!!! Lol lol lol lol. For crying out loud. MayD slept on carton, but your sense of humor is next to none.

Oga mi, tiri gbosa for you.

2Odds101:
After then ??

Smiles.

OnyeMmeri:
I quoted you cos you implied in your earlier comment that JWs don't discriminate. But you guys shun people from other religions or Christian denominations when it comes to marriage. And the OP's parents discriminate based on ethnic differences.

Discrimination is discrimination in whatever guise; whether religious, ethnic, etc.

We believe the bible as God's authority and marry only people who share our beliefs. It's called obedience. But one thing is certain, we love our neighbours, even those who don't share our beliefs (that's why we come knocking on your door whether come sun or rain).

BigSarah:
400level seminar presentation , took some alcohol for confidence ended up puking on stage. Worst part I ate spaghetti that morning I was literally a worm hole... But I think I had a good presentation aside that.

You went to borrow confidence. Lol. Anyways, it's cool the presentation went well.

Leokinghenry12:
I was asked by my Physics teacher to solve some equation on the board. Hey!, class captain come and solve this. I was not scared of the equation cos I can solve that but I was scared of turning my back to the class cos my trouser had two face hole. I normally use sweater to cover the holes to avoid embarrassment but that day as I was coming out na so Yusuf my paddy untie d tin from my back.
I stood there, I cant turn back neither can I turn down d teacher. E just b like say make ground open make I enter. The whole class burst out in laughter, many were even pointing to my trouser.
I finally summon d courage to face d board thanks to d teacher for motivation words then. But d shame ehn, God.

I love your zeal, bro. You are still better off those dullards who laughed.

Rgade:
OP na too much adrenaline made you run like that even when no one was chasing you
The thing go confuse and disorient you ehh, you go do things wey go shock you.
Anyway mine was getting walked out of a class by a lecturer who I think had inferiority complex, cause I was putting on a faze cap.

I dey tell you, bro.
In fact, that day was when I appreciated my creator for giving me legs.

pesty100:
if he invited her to his place; "and so". See they are both adults one person should not try playing with the other's head na

Kidults.