₦airaland Forum

Don't be a sexist, why are humans wicked rather, cus situations have put young men in d same spot

elantraceey:
I pity the girl She'll live with the thought that her own dad defiled her .


Why are some men just this wicked?

Lool go and don't come back? So ur lazy ass occupy our mansions. We have prompted to move why block us, cus u know our worth.

tunjiajayi:
you are obviously a monkey,
a flat head biafran specie at that!

Look!
Head east!!!
you people should just go,go,go and don't come back this Christmas.

Fabricated story

tiwaz:
Seven Lagosians who were caught plying BRT lanes ,were ordered to cut grass on the football field of the Ministry of Youth and Social Development remand home,Oregun .

The defaulters were arraigned at the Special Offences Court at Alausa, Ikeja , and were sentenced to one hour community service in addition to payment of traffic fine

They were apprehended on Tuesday, 21st of April, 2014 inside the BRT corridor at Anthony area of Lagos State by LASTMA officials around 9am.

They all pleaded guilty to the count charge of BRT violation and admitted they regularly plyed the BRT lanes in order to meet deadlines or beat traffic gridlocks . Kimi Egbekun however maintained that he was caught on his first attempt.
The offenders while showing remorse for their actions,said they were humbled by the punishment and urgedother motorists to avoid the use of the corridor or face the wrath of law.

http://www.pijangonews.com/2015/06/7-lagosians-ordered-to-cut-grass-for.html

Stories for the gods, because u get refinery for eithopia u wan hide am day tell den of ur boy,e investigate u and u day innocent, so d money u return no be theft? Obj old age Don enter ur brain

dejt4u:
http://leadership.ng/news/439721/why-ribadu-was-poisoned-obasanjo-reveals

That moment when u thought your husband has the country at his beck and call...

Firefire:
Senators who stayed away from Tuesday’s inauguration of the national assembly have finally been sworn in by the new senate president, Bukola Saraki.

There was drama when Remi, wife of Bola Tinubu, refused to shake hands with Saraki after her swearing-in on Wednesday morning, leaving his hand hanging and muttering some words to the senate president in a low tone.

Saraki had on Tuesday outwitted Tinubu-backed candidate, Ahmad Lawan, in the race for the nation’s No. 3 position.

However, other newly sworn-in senators‎ shook hands with the senate president.

They were all absent at the inauguration as the ruling party had called for an emergency meeting simultaneously and could not be sworn in as required by law before they could take their seats in the red chamber.

Lawan, who was the preferred APC candidate, and George Akume, who was the preferred deputy, were both sworn in on Wednesday morning.

Twenty-six other senators-elect were also sworn in‎.

Some of them include APC senators Abdullahi Adamu (Nasarawa) Bukar Abba Ibrahim (Yobe), Gbenga Ashafa (Lagos), Olusola Adeyeye (Osun), Isiaka Adeleke (Osun), and Shehu Sani (Kaduna).

The senate thereafter went into a closed-session at 10:58 am.

APC had, in a press statement on Tuesday evening, instructed the absentee senators to report for the traditional swearing-in.

http://www.thecable.ng/breaking-saraki-swears-lawan-akume

victorels:
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/why-we-are-supporting-buhari-g7/

better eat with a long spoon baba, don't trust does criminals

[poor surveillance quote author=nairalandist post=34613789]Our house is just a few plots from the Igando-Abaranje footbridge somewhere around Foursquare Gospel Church. We have been experiencing continual flooding due to the tiny size of the canal. The single canal here serves as exit for waters coming from Bakare in Ikotun LCDA, Abaranje and Igando and the size of the canal is just a little bit more than a gutter. Even the Foursquare Gospel Church in the next street is flooded but the water won't allow me go out to take much pictures. . . This happened just this morning.

Whenever there's heavy rainfall, the canal gets full and the water finds its way through to the streets.

I have sent emails and letters to the Lagos State Ministry of Environment, but there has been no response. Our gutters here are not the issue and nobody here dumps refuse in the drainage because I know that'd be the first question.

We urge the Lagos State Government under Gov. Akiwunmi Ambode to come to our aid and construct the canal once and for all.[/quote]

Bode George said he was going to leave the country if Buhari wins, wat is he still doing in the country anyways? Tinubu hehehe pray you don't fall more than bobby smurda. Tinubu smurda karma is a bitch....

homesteady:
www.punchng.com/news/tinubus-political-career-is-over-says-bode-george/

Mumu man?

Norada:
Of course na, u get choice. Mumu man

Obj wanted 3rd tenure day knocked him out, now Tinubu wants to control naija day knocked him out. Dis is not a one man nation.

tola9ja:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/184738-nass-election-pdp-tambuwal-fayose-congratulate-saraki-dogara.html

Seriously, after d elections of senate nd assembly dis is wat u come out with, are u kidding me?? Can't u see wat is happening. I belong to no one and belong to everyone

ProfCorruption:
Lol. Buhari is GENUINELY NAIVE and perhaps clueless. Nigerians need to look beyond Buhari's presidency if they want any change.

R I P

missKiffy:
Batch C corp member popularly known as Hope was stabbed to death in his room in Aboh Mbise local government of Imo state last Saturday June 6th. His door was broken into while he slept and was attacked. Eyewitnesses say he was stabbed to death by an indigene. The police is currently investigating the case but no arrest has been made so far. So Sad!!!!

That moment you realise that it's Nigeria and no one I repeat no one can be a mugabe in dis nation...

lalasticlala:
http://dailyindependentnig.com/2015/06/senate-tinubu-dumbfounded-sarakis-victory/

Acekidc4:
I Can't Stop Laughing

Mozambique for sure
Lool

FreeGlobe:
Newly elected Senate president of Nigeria Bukola Saraki today paid a visit to party leader Atiku Abubakar at his home in Abuja.

Sai Bukola Saraki
Sai New PDP (pun intended)

atiku abubakar to me has no political carrier and should pls leave the country for credible people to run.

So you day cook and snap no be small thing o

Yehman:
Joke apart, this is what ladies of nowadays cherish. Fortunately, here I am and I think it's one of my best hobbies. Yes! I love cooking.

Ingredients:

Okro (nicely chopped)
3 cooking spoons red palm oil
Beef and chicken: Best cut. I added chicken cos it drives me crazy
Shaki
Fish: Stock Fish
Crayfish
Little ogbono
Pepper and Salt (to taste)
Onions
Vegetable: Nigerian pumpkin leaves (fresh)
3 stock cubes

Directions:
Wash all the ingredients properly
Season and boil the meat to obtain the broth
When the meat is almost soft, add the stockfish
Boil your periwinkle in salt water and wash properly
Add about 6cups of water when the stockfish, meat and are soft
Bring to a boil
Add the grated okro and palm oil and cook for about 5mins
Add the chopped pumpkin leaves, crayfish and seasoning cubes
Boil for another 3 mins and add salt to taste
Then u can wolf down the food with sparkling and smiling semovita/wheat/santa/garri

Edwardhead:
[size=25pt]Op, gimme ur home address, I wan chow[/size]

I no fit come here come waste my mb from wetin I no go see chop

alonga aka beggy beggy

Fashola I site u

dainformant:
President Muhammadu Buhari with Former Governor Of Lagos, Mr Babatunde Fashola during their Visits to Munich, Germany for G7 Summit. Former governor of Lagos, Fashola was among the entourage who accompanied the president to present Nigeria's "wish list" to the world leaders at the one day event.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/06/photos-unseen-photos-of-president.html

Chaii how did u even know how to speak English, so is it 1month now? Can't u be patient. Does success come in one day?if he was in Germany to discuss the boko issue how would u know. Grow up pls

MuguliciousMUGU:
While he is strolling with fashola in germany, boko haram is still bombing...
Is this the man that promised to end boko haram crisis in one month? This is the 8th day it remains 23 days and he has not visited sambisa forest, is this how a serious president should act?

Later he would call jonathan clueless, infact buhari is clueless too.

A president suppose to be in his country and settling issues, than walking about from one place to another.

I hope you also execute the plans of not getting a divorce wen time flies.

seguntheblogger:
source : http://streetgist.com/nigerian-guy-proposes-to-his-boo-with-flash-mob-in-new-york/

ijustdey:
okay

thank me for enlightening u

Respect for sitting dia for years nd no reasonable change

olu4life:
While other Senators are being sworn-in in batches,immediate past Senate President, David Mark was solely sworn in as a mark of respect.

Source: https://twitter.com/nassnigeria/status/608229919504666624

Cc Lalasticlala Ikenna351 OAM4J Afam4eva

Look at dis thief talking wen he was governor of benue state, he did nothing for the people. Justices will start from you

monsterrock:
THERE WERE NO ELECTIONS FOR THE SENATE LEADERSHIP – Senator Dr. AKUME

The Senator Dr George Akume has responded to the elections conducted by the PDP faction of the members of the National assembly which “elected” Senator Bukola Saraki as the Senate President and Senator Ike Ekweremadu as Deputy Senate President.

Responding in a press conference held at his residence earlier today, about the outcome of the elections at the Senate, Senator Dr. George Akume alleged that what happened at the Senate today smacks of due process and also stressed that he had nothing against all those involved in the sham elections.


He said “People think they can use money to subvert democracy, but all that is rubbish and at the appropriate time we will speak.”

Senator Akume made reference to the straw polls conducted by the APC for its candidates as the APC lawmakers were at the ICC for a meeting called by the President when the sham elections went on.

He urged his supporters not to be angry or worry about the sham elections, but worry for those who have subverted democracy and in due time, justice will be served.

Senator Dr George Akume also reinstated that the sham will be pursued to the latter till the right thing is done.

Senator George Akume’s
Media Office

source Official FB page : https://www.facebook.com/senakumegeorge?fref=ts


Cc Lalasticlala Ikenna351 OAM4J Afam4eva

ijustdey:
which one is 25 again......

nairalanders

lol life sentence

ijustdey:
which one is 25 again......

nairalanders

lol life in prison

DuchessLily:
lol.... Never been more serious.. Especially as I'm enjoying this political ride

it's all for the money.

Washing and settings, if dem tif u suppose know dem and investigate, he sounds like dy are doing us a favour by returning our own money..

SleekyP:

Source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/184721-jonathans-men-returning-stolen-money-el-rufai.html

Trying to extort money from him, dis is joke an opportunity to get a piece of the apple pie

Mogidi:
http://www.thebreakingtimes.com/court-approves-re-commencement-of-suit-against-tinubu-over-murder-of-funsho-williams/

DuchessLily:
Tinubu my Hausa pple r wiser ooo

His candidates didn't win senate president and speaker house of rep.... Now this!

lol u no serz

Mogidi:
The bad news keeps piling up for Tinubu, I hope he lives through it.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2235741_roflrof_gifb107a6e8a10f84ee5daa711b0ea8e4bf

lives thru wat

skydeexie:
[size=13pt]So, where is the so-called "AMNESIA INTERNATIONAL?"[/size]

Amnesty International can never see this one. I am sure they will asked that his 'rights' be protected and afterwards give him amnesty and work to do. Where are the rights of those he has already killed?

you need three tins. A dictionary, a good teacher and a sound slap. For making no reasonable point