₦airaland Forum

SleekyP:
you the real bomber

softnipples:
Saka my crush

ifyndy:
Skinny men alwas go for orobo



Atimes I wonda where dey get strength to carry such women

SleekyP:

Source: http://dailypost.ng/2015/06/09/troops-apprehend-mastermind-of-gombe-bombing-after-shoot-out/

dre11:
http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/motorcyclist-lures-rapes-pupil-for-six-months/

Bonapart:
That woman is not a mother but a foolish mother....
That's wat you get when you sell alcoholic drink to destroy people's lives...
I want you to carry out an observation on your own about people who sell alcoholic drinks and marijuana... you will find out that their children never do well in life.
It's either the ladies become prostitutes, their prostitution starts from the customers. The boys turn out to be cultists or armed robbers.
As for the rapist, may you find death soon

Islie:
http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/residents-nab-man-for-alleged-money-ritual/

Islie:
http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/residents-nab-man-for-alleged-money-ritual/

oluface:
[size=30pt]Still love Igbo's , They are among those that set me and mother free when hunger almost kill us. Another reason to love igbo people. The first man who offered me money on this Nairaland is an Igbo man and the last person who help me round up my Keke marwa payment pickabeau is an Igbo man. Mrs Efexma You are among who brought liberty into my life , you with baby123 (Igbo's ) stood by me when all hope was lost , The Igbo took my issue as if they know me from somewhere before .... God bless that tribe Ndigbo.[/size]

ijustdey:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/we-cause-mild-accident-to-rob-victims-suspect/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

lalasticlala:
http://www.thetrentonline.com/prostitute-strips-naked-resist-arrest-stealing-n17-800-lagos/

fatdon2:
Rapper MI has just revealed on
Twitter that some guy is after his
life over a woman he has being with
before. Tweets continue after the
cut.
www.lailasblog.com/2015/06/mi-releases-photo-of-man-threatening-to.html?m=1

ijustdey:
but the mother story gave about him doing the same thing to his niece gives the girl an edge


so, I believe the guy part doesn't hold any grounds

pretydiva:
Who she cm dey display her boobs 4 ni

Nickymezor:
Hmmmmm, d teacher is obviously lying....He should be dealt wit abeg. .. Poor gal

MEGGATRON:
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We have had Mamalettes whose husbands travel a lot
or work in the offshore business complain about
their terrible cheating habits. The truth is that men
are more likely than women to have extra-marital
relationships. Traveling regularly, meeting new
people, sleeping in nice hotels provide a perfect
opportunity for these s3xual escapades to happen.


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The man that loves to control you or likes to know
where you are without giving out his own info is
most likely hiding something from you. This type of
Oga is just trying to make sure where you are so you
don’t bump into him with someone else. But he is
never going to tell you where he is.


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Like they say, birds of the same ….,
you know what we mean. If your Ogas friends are
fond of carrying girlfriends and sleeping with women
who are not their wives, it won’t be long for your Oga
to be indoctrinated. That is if he is not already like
them o.


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A significant number of affairs begin as close
friendships with members of the opposite s ex. The
relationship may be platonic at the beginning, but
chances are, it won’t stay that way. Also multiple
researches state that married men often cheat with
women who are younger than their wives. So if your
husband’s friend list has a whole bunch of young and
fun girls be wary.

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Any married Oga who hides that he his married or
has a Mamalette and Babylettes at home, may be
playing away. His facebook status is single and if a girl
flirts with him, she is doing so because she isn’t
aware he is taken.


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Social media can definitely wreak havoc on your
relationship and nowadays with so much free sex
around, married men meet willing women on social
networks like Facebook, Whatapp, Badoo etc.

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A man who is easily bored, or who leads a dull,
routine life may cheat on his spouse just to
alleviate his boredom or add some excitement to
his life.

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Men who are substance abusers are much more
likely to end up cheating on their mates. Alcoholics
are susceptible to infidelity because their
inhibitions will be lowered and their judgment
impaired. Either type of man is likely to cheat
without realizing what he’s doing.


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Some men are se x addicts. This is a medical
condition that requires professional medical help.
If Oga has a s3x drive greater than his wife or if
Madame is lacking in bedroom skills, he’s much
more likely to cheat on her. He’ll find another
woman to make up for his wife’s deficiency.


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That old saying Once a cheater, always a cheater
will apply if Oga cheated in the past and didnt
suffer any negative consequences as a result of his
infidelity. If he cheated before and didn’t get
caught, he’s more likely to cheat again. The same
applies if he cheated and Madame readily forgave
him without holding him accountable for his
infidelity.

http://9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/ten-types-of-men-who-will-cheat-on-you-no-matter-what-must-read-for-ladies/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Cc prof lalasticlala

fatdon2:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/06/08/fake-testimony-lands-woman-in-police-net/

Bruno3000:
Buhari wats going on na? Since d inception of ur regime na so so bad news o.
#bringbackourgoodluck

lalasticlala:
http://leadership.ng/news/439314/suicide-housewife-stabs-self-to-death-over-hubbys-failed-organ

SleekyP:
The Chairman, Police Service Commission, Mike Okiro, on Monday reacted to the allegation that he defrauded the commission of N275 million and vowed not to succumb to blackmail.

Mr. Okiri alleged that a staff of the commission, Aaron Kaase, of the Press Unit, colluded with a journalist to blackmail him with the allegation to collect N10 million.
The way I see it no party is innocent, maybe okiro wanted to eat alone and an already corrupt, greedy kaase no gree
The chairman, who spoke at a news conference in Abuja, said the commission received N350 million from the Federal Government to train its staff to monitor the conduct of police officers involved in the 2015 general elections.

Mr. Okiro had appeared before the Independent Corrupt Practices and Related Offences on June 4, following a petition by Kaase that he embezzled N275 million belonging to the commission.

“I still believe that a clear conscience fears no accusation and I will not yield to blackmail no matter how long it takes to clear my name.

“I have nothing to fear,” he said.

According to Mr. Okiro, the commission received N350 million for election monitoring/conferences/training of the staff of the commission and deployed them to states to monitor police conduct during the general elections of 2015.

The chairman said the commission spent N217.3 million of the N350 million, leaving a balance of N132.6 million in the commission’s project account.

He, however, said that on April 2, he got a text message from the publisher that he was doing a story on the alleged fraud.

Mr. Okiro said that the publisher claimed to have sent the story to six other newspapers for publication and demanded N10 million to cover it up and save him of the embarrassment.

Mr. Okiro quoted the publisher as threatening that “Gen. Buhari is coming to fight corruption, once the papers publish any such story against you (Okiro), he would remove you immediately”.

The chairman further alleged that the publisher, on April 8, sent his account details for the said N10 million to be paid into it to save him the embarrassment.

He said to stop the journalist from bothering him with the demand for the money, he invited and handed him over to the police Special Anti-Robbery Squad.

This, he said was after several calls and text messages from the journalist demanding the money.

“The result was mind boggling and depicted the comedy of errors. It was revealed that Mr. Aaron Kaase, my erstwhile Protocol Officer, wanted to wed in May and needed money.

“He (Kaase) felt the quickest way was to connive with the journalist to extort money from me so they could share it, and so he could conduct his traditional wedding.

“The journalist was brought to my office by the officer in charge of SARS and his officers.

“The journalist confronted Aaron Kaase in the presence of the commissioners, permanent secretary, directors and other management staff of the PSC,’’ he said.

According to Mr. Okiro, Mr. Kaase confirmed that he gave my phone number to the journalist to call and demand N10 million.

The chairman said Mr. Kaase’s suspension was done because Mr. Kaase was facing a criminal charge involving N1 million fraud.

He alleged that Mr. Kaase had been arrested and charged to court for allegedly defrauding someone of the money to secure for him a US visa which he failed to deliver.

Mr. Okiro said that Mr. Kaase’s suspension had nothing to do with the petition against him. (NAN)

Source:http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/184566-ex-police-ig-okiro-denies-stealing-n275m-says-own-aide-set-him-up.html

Abduletudaye:
The Bauchi State Police Command has apprehended three policemen over the death of a tanker driver in Ningi Local Government Area of the state.

According to Daily, the deceased was allegedly shot to death by one of the three policemen because he gave the cops N20, instead of the N50, they demanded for.

Two witnesses, Alhaji Sani Uba Ningi and MallamAminu, said when the driver refused to give the policemen the N50, they pursued him to Guduba village, four kilometers away from Ningi, where one of them shot him.

They said angry mob attempted to kill the accused policemen, but that they were saved by passersby, who later handed them over to the Area Commander.

Source:www..com/policemen-guns-down-tanker-driver-for-giving-them-n20-instead-of-n50-bribe/

Cc Lalasticlala

knostbrown01:
Source http://saharareporters.com/2015/06/06/former-petroleum-minister-alison-madueke-undergoing-breast-cancer-treatment

divAnnie:
I would say its the guys, they have a greater sex_ual urge. They just want to jam their stuff into 'anything'

tyfodic:
I think guys cos some girls r always scared of the pain of first sex at the tender age

shachris:
it's sounds kinda weird But I think it's the ladies.
I think you have said it all, I think it's d ladies who tend to lose it first.

I remember I lost mine in my early twenties and most of G-friends I know kept theirs till they were 18.

Way back in high school, most babes in school were screwing older men and teachers even from junior high. many even got pregnant.

So who does it for you? the guys or the ladies? let's hear you story.

Olamitisoji:
http://pulse.ng/gist/anywhere-we-go-nigerian-lady-face-jail-for-wrongly-accusing-two-men-of-rape-id3833435.html?utm_campaign=art-anywhere-we-go-nigerian-lady-face-jail-for-wrongly-accusing-two-men-of-rape-2015-06-05&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook

redcliff:
Na wa o. Na why them put their watermark on the picture? Doesnt make sense at all

omonnakoda:
Sure but no one is perfect everyone makes mistakes with people. Forgive us our trespasses as we...........

Sincere4u:
Guy he's still instrumental to what you are today. if he had recognized and giving you all the cash you probably would have leaned on him and not become innovative enough to start something of your own. Let me ask, how many of those guys that he gave recognition and fed are what you are today?.
Timaya at least be grateful for been in his band. That may've been the beginning of your success.

pinkjacket9:
Oh dear, life oh life. Please be nice to people you meet in life when you are on top, cus no one knows tomorrow. Absolutely no one. Timaya has said he owes Eedris Abdulakareem no thanks while he worked as a member of his band, and neither was Eedris nice to him like he now claims. According to Timaya, he stays outside the gate of Eedris Abdulkareeem from morning till night whenever he goes to see him, because they would not allow him in, and eventually, he sends someone to tell him to come back next week. He says Eedirs can’t take the glory of his career or reign and he should quit telling people he made him, because he never learnt from him. Timaya made these statements while answering a question from Saturday Beats if it was true that Eedris trained him and made him like the one time popular singer claims. Below is what Timaya said;


“When I was with Eedris Abdulkareem, did he give me due recognition? Eedris did not make me who I am today. I was the one that went to meet Eedris in his house. He never treated me well. I would stay at the front of his gate from morning till night and he would send somebody to tell me to come back after a week. When I returned the following week, he would not see me. I used my money to pay to attend his shows even though I was his band member. I was not celebrated.

“The only money Eedris paid me in his life was N1, 000 and it was after we had the Kuramo Beach show. That was nothing compared to the money I had been spending on transport. I was not bothered because I wanted a platform and I was learning. Like I always tell people, whatever you want in life, you just need to make sacrifice. Even if they feed you poop, you are not going to eat it forever. I gained a lot from that experience. It was through him that I met Sound Sultan and a lot of people. Eedris and I don’t do the same kind of music, so he does not influence me musically. I have never been in a studio where he was recording before and he never gave me that opportunity, so how did I learn anything from him,” he queried.


http://www.ladunliadinews.com/2015/06/eedris-abdulkareem-punished-me-he-never.html?m=1

stephenqueen:
Op is guilty of some of what she listed
Women/ladies has been a confused creature since the days of eve .Naso their mama Eve confused papa Adam give him apple chop .Na that mumu Eve dey make person
die now
My papa dey always tell me say make I forget am, say I can never understand a woman.Noting you go do for them wey dem go like, if you love them too much you be mugun, no love dem at all dem go call you player.You call dem too much dem go talk say dem busy,no call at all dem go talk say you dey cheat.If you dey give dem money dem go tell dia friends say you be maga, no give dem money dem go talk say you be akagun Haba una wan kill person , No worry our own time go soon cum. Make una go read your bible isaiah 4 vs 1: And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: let us be called by thy name to take away our reproach. Evangelist Kingtom please read another version of the bible for me











TABLE:
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other expensive
items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
Other properties includes:
(1) Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy
Opaque surface area.
(2)Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad,
Blackberry, and Galaxy tabs.
(3) Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g
Another Girl(AG) tries to take her BF by
Substitution reaction.
(4) Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her
Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.
(5)Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic
substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element
like GUCCI combines with her at a high
temperature of 100,000 degree Naira...chemistry
for u!!
Assignment: give me @least 2 more natures u tnk
abt d element Gl...if you are a scientistt d element Gl...if you are a scientist