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guy u to much

Kjking:
and one ugly girl from ogbomosho is the one saying this??

4 and 7 not for me tho

peeparty:
straight up no time to look wristwatch.

1.MONEY:this is very vital to all men,money is a perculiar thing that life seems to be centerd around.men need money to buy things,pay bills,both neccessities and desirable.


2.SEX:without regualar sex,some men have physical pain that is tough to handle.dont be decieved it quiet not easy for men to control their urge for sex,that why you see some men mastubate in other to relieve the pressure brought on the lack of sex.
study after study shows that men sex drive are not only stronger than women's,but much more straight forward.majority of adult men under 60yrs think about sex atleast once a day before the day is over.


3.FRIENDS:In nigeria we got different slangs for the word friend e.g homeboy,goons.ibak ete,padi padi mi,my niccur etc.guys can do without a true friend in which they can gist,gossip,runs map,play games together.
True friends are always together in spirit.#one love to my one and only homie frank ishadu.


4.SMOKING:some men cant just do without this.i once had a pastor friend now a bishop who had a struggle with this.this man cant go a day without finishing like 8packs of cigarettes.at a time i asked him why he likes smoking very early in the morning instead of praying.i was astonished at his response"he said that it is his own way of telling God good morning"As soon as the smoke reaches the sky God smiles at him(lol)eyen mi amanam oo.But thank God for his soul.


5.GAMES:Guys i can stay a whole day playing ps4,watching matches,playing snooker,table tenis,lawn tenis.am sure we got some die hard chelsea fans in here.sometimes i miss church activities just to watch matches,thesonofmark,ipledge my partners in crime can testify to this.



6.ALCHOHOL:this one is a serious matter oo some men are really so addicted to this,to the extent that they can download like 5 green and white bottle before the day is over.
I have an uncle who drinks sapele water or ogogoro like water(drygin).Some years ago he knouck down 4 people at a spot#may their soul rest in peace amen.that man still drinks till date,infact he as been given a chieftaincy title as the 001 of the kai kia ministry.lord help him.


7.PACKAGING:some boys cant just do without dressing neat#darkrebel,ipledge,peeparty,kulboy,jacksparrow,iamkingzlee.chai this guys always looking dope.some guys just dress to impress the ladies or maybe it something that is part of them.whatever reason guys have for killing it anytime anyday is best none to them.
back then in school i use to have a friend who can starch anything starchable,till we gave him a nickname"PACKARD".(Lol)am sure you can rememeber someone like that as your reading.




8:FOOD:Some men can't just do without food especially some nairaland boys like cowleg.no wonder ladies believe that food is an easy access to a mans heart.some guys are gluttonous in nature they eat whatever the see.i have a friend who eat like a child you will always catch him soaked with palm oil and rubbing the particles all over his beards.this sight is so disgusting to us as his friends,what can one do boys will always be boys.



9.GOD:I still believe they are some awesome men who can't do without God.he is all sovereign,all knowing,jehovah overdo,words and ink can't express who he is.this hard to come last because of who he is.



10:add yours



written by peeparty

classicB:
U just said my mind

shatap copycat

Comments of a broke girl

Senjo:
Yes moni is very important in a relationship but hw do u contribute to d growth of ur relationship?

If am to go wit ur last statement,u won't b able to accommodate a broke guy not to talk of giving ur heart to him

Lol continue like dis and fall for a broke ass nigga, or u go stay dia 6o clock go nack

Omotayor123:
I wonder oooo.




No money, no love jare.

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Seriously, money is not love buy it's an essential factor in love..


As far as I'm concern,
fvck broke niggas

Treating her like a god and can't go a day without looking her like she is all he got nd strive to prove it to her by getting his hands into any job available

classicB:
My friends and myself were discussing about relationship stuffs recently.
We talked about one of our coursemate that is lucky enough to have a guy that cares so much about her, takes care of her, up to the point of giving her salary yet this girl doesn't love or appreciate the guy at all, she still go about sleeping with men cos of chicken change.

And we also have one that is currently in love with a broke guy. They have been together for close to 3years now and sometimes this girl feels like the guy doesn't love her enough simply because she sees what her friends are getting from their guy and she's not privileged to get it from her own boyfriend. Its not as if she doesn't love the guy or anything but she sometimes get jealous and imagine herself in the shoes of girls I mentioned above.
Her boyfriend loves her and he isn't cheating on her.

So my question is, how do u think a broke guy can show love, and care to his girlfriend in the absence of cash?

sinaj:
his actions nd words

but u are not a guy or do are u?

After acting dis story in a movie, he took a pragmatic option and why she no get booby nd ass, dts d major qualities of a side chick but no offence to all d side chicks here

slimdandmuffy:
I have gotten more photos of the new sorry old side chic...She is Anita Solomon, the woman who will be giving birth to Maje Ayida‘s child any day now! His Calabar based side chick whom he has been in a relationship with for 8 years.

According to reports, Anita Solomon is of Lebanese and Nigerian heritage and runs a beauty salon in Calabar which Maje set up for her. See some more coupled up pictures of Maje & Anita; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/06/meet-anita-solomon-lady-whi-is-pregnant.html

Dollyak:
Me fight over a guy... your nor serious

even from here I can see u, anybody dat nears ur man, u type will use acid and attack because dagger go small for u

See dis one day smell mouth,na ur type the fight naked for road just for ogologo(joystick)

Dollyak:
Really. Some girls still fight over guys in 21st century? God help you lots

Since when zule zoo begin sing hip hop, op?

sipsip:
I have followed the modern Nigerian music industry from time immemorial, Nigerian hip-hop specifically. I can boast of my vast knowledge on this. So, I have been thinking… Whatever happened to some of these guys we ‘believe die’ back then? I want answers from those of you who are also deep in the game. Ok, Some of them musicians are highlighted below:

RUFF RUGGED AND RAW – The hottest hardcore rap group in Nigeria, Ruff, Rugged and Raw, made up of two brothers, “B-RITE” (Kingsley Ayovunaduo) and “HANGMAN” (David Ayovunaduo), has taken the radio and club scene in London by storm with the club banging single “WETIN DEY,” produced by Paul Play (C.E.O. PLAYGROUND ENTERTAINMENT). they did lots of collabos with Pauplay single FOREVER and with the MTV award wining 2face Idibia, 9ice (Plantation Boyz) and many more. .. but since then… yeah, you guessed right. Thin air!

TIMI ( DA TRYBE) – Remember Timi of the defunct Da Tribe? The ‘free me’artist? Timi can be classified amongst artistes that came after the first onslaught of this present wave of Nigerian music. A member of d ‘trybe collective, that offshoot of theTrybesmen responsible for that feel good jam of the early 2ks ‘Oya’, Timi would go on to score some solo points of his own with ‘Na Flash’- an ode to the high tariffs and peculiarities of owners of the then newly acquired GSM(does anybody still say geezm?) phones. Timi’s name would ring for a bit in 2004 then… halt! Disappeared into thin air.

C-mion – “Girl the way you shake it, you don’t even break it, you making me want more, lalalalalala….” Then… thin air!

SIX FOOT PLUS – Most of us know him… loved him. ‘Anwuli’ was an anthem, especially in Abuja. He had the height, the swag… and then, thin air!

B.O.U.Q.U.I - Born Bukola Folayan to HRH OBA (prof) Ololade Folayan 1st, also a professor of Biochemistry and a professional teacher mother, she alongside her other five siblings grew up in an academic atmosphere of the Obafemi Awolowo University (Ile-Ife) and this served as a big influence for her deep lyrical style and cosmopolitan outlook. The album titled B.O.U.Q.U.I was her debut and the album can be referred to as a two in one package due to the fact that it contains a record breaking fourteen tracks and four skits, the highest by any debutant in the Nigerian music industry. Bla blab la bla, and she just disappeared.

KASH 11 - Born Ojutiku Azeez Olanrewaju popularly known as KASH-11{kash-imawo “kash”,while the 11 from the tribal mark on his face}.was born, raised in Lagos island, Lagos state, Nigeria. The “I AM LAGOS ISLAND Jooooo” crooner started rapping in 1994, form a group called D-L-B with his brothers Dapo Balogun a.k.a DJ METHALIC and Bayo Balogun a. k. a BRASSBELL . He was a rave at somepoiint in 2008 - 2011… Now nko? Story.

X-Appeal - Jazzman Olofin and Lexy Doo were known as the X-Appeal. That was in 2000. The group was better known for the hit song, Baby Skeske, a number from their maiden and only album, which was released in 2001. X- Appeal broke off with the members going solo. While Lexy Doo seem to have completely faded out of the music scene, his ex-partner is still struggling to remain relevant by recording a few unsuccessful albums in the last few years.

ZULE ZOO- Ibrahim Alhassan and Michael Aboh, two multi-talented young Nigerians, founded the group known as Zule Zoo. Many music fans found it difficult to ignore this group, whose lyrical creativity and bias for a style that is deeply rooted in Nigerian culture was exceptional. Zule Zoo’s first hit song, Kerewa, which brought them instant fame across Africa, was banned by the Nigerian Censor’s Board because it was deeply laced with sexual innuendoes. Nobody knows exactly what led to the break-up of Zule Zoo. But it was rumoured that Aboh was afflicted with madness for his role in the composition of a particular song that had offended a deity in his home town in Benue State.

Styl-Plus - Originally known as STYL, this group was formed in 1997 in Abuja and comprised four members. In 1999, after the death of Lanre Faneyi, Zeal Onyecheme joined the group and it was renamed Styl-Plus. In 2002, Yemi Akinwonmi left the group to pursue another career. Styl-Plus’s maiden album was a great hit. The second album did not do so well in the market, and now… thin air!

EDDIE REMEDY – Do I really need to introduce Eddie Montana, Eddie Brown? Chai. I believed this guy then sha oo. His voice was golden. Songs like ‘shakamo’ ‘shade’.. Hmmm… what kennis music did to you my brother. Eya… Thin air!

TONY TETUILA - Anthony[b][/b] Olanrewaju Awotoye, better known as Tony Tetuila, is an Afro hip hop artist from Nigeria. His name, Olanrewaju, means "My wealth is the future". Formerly a member of The Remedies (along with Eedris Abdulkareem and Eddy Montana), he split with the group and has been successful as a solo artist with his biggest hits like ‘my car’, ín love with 2 women’. Tony Tetuila’s music career now is… zero. And abeg, don’t tell me he’s old na. 2face nko? Anyway, he emerged in 2014 running as a politician for Kwara State's House of Assembly under APC party, but chickened out at the end.

SASHA P - Sasha came into the limelight at a time when there were very few Nigerian women in Hip Hop music. Subsequently, her success helped pave the way for other female rappers and musicians in Nigerian hip hop.[7] She began musical collaborations and was signed in to eLDee's Trybe records.[8][9] Sasha was the most prominent female artists in Nigeria in the 2000’s, especially after the successful release of her debut album "First Lady" under her record label STORM. She has been nominated for various awards in Nigeria and abroad, but we cannot deceive ourselves.. her music isn’t there no more.

To cut the story short, the list goes on … WALE THOMPSON, DR. ALBAN, RASQUE, BLACK TRIBE, BANTU, EMEM, PAUL PLAY DAIRO, 419 SQUAD, LAGBAJA, MUMA GEE, WEIRD MC, Etc. Question is, WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE ARE THEY ALL NOW?
Cc lalasticlala, ishilove.

Drinking doesn't cause pot belly, I drink a lot but my tummy is really flat, starchy foods, late nit food nd excessive meals and inappropriate diet. So drink as u like but don't blame it for ur pot belly, after all u can always work out, I drank today nd tomorrow morning I'm gonna do 50 sit ups before going out.

Cutehector:
Pot belllied men are known to be "chopping" cool money, they are seen as the "enjoyment kings" . But what is the real story behind that pot belly? How did it grow to that massive extent? Is it excessive drinking? Or accumulated fat over a long period of time or just excessive feeding? Whichever the case may be, let"s write out our views concerning this case..

What do you think is the cause of pot belly in men and women?

ROSSIKE:
People forget that Bob Mugabe personally fought in the bush for 20 years in the Rhodesian war of independence, which brought about the independent Zimbabwe. Such a guy doesn't have time to mince words, or sell his country down the river...

is it Robert as in Rob or bobert as in bob mugabe

Dis is a perfect woman and you can't find such.not even in dis country

MzzTega:
1. They are happier

There is a difference in temperament between regular
girls and attractive girls and it has to do with how
happy they appear. Attractive women are happier, and
it shows. They are excited to see you, excited to talk
about whatever subjects come up, excited to do just
about anything. They’ve got a bounce in their step that
other girls don’t have, and it never goes away. This is
such a relief from the bored, standoffish people I meet
all day at work. It’s refreshing to meet girls who are so
different, who aren’t boring, who are fun to be
around.
2. They don’t complain about their
bodies

If a guy is with you, he likes your body. Don’t insult
his judgement by complaining about what it looks like.
No guy really expects you to look like an airbrushed
model, and often it’s the little imperfections that make
you even hotter — because it means you’re a real
person. One we get to actually hook up with.
3. They actually don’t complain much,
period

There’s nothing uglier than someone who’s constantly
complaining. If they are always telling me why their
life sucks, why would I want to be a part of it? I also
can’t stand women who henpeck the lives of others.
It’s boring and sad. Get a new hobby. If something is
worth complaining about, that thing is worth fixing —
so go fix it.
4. They wear dresses

Dresses are almost always more attractive on a woman
than any other pants/whatever combo she could come
up with. They are made to flatter the female figure.
They remind us why we love women in the first place.
They make us look at you like a man is supposed to
look at a woman.
5. They make a guy feel special

I know a lot of guys complain how girls are always
late for everything. But I actually don’t mind when
she’s late for a date because it’s almost always as a
result of spending extra time getting ready, which is
flattering. It makes me feel like I’m someone she wants
to impress, and as a result, I end up trying to impress
her.
6. They are kind

There’s no faster way to make someone realize they
don’t see a future with you than to chew out a waiter
or service person in their presence. It’s always an eye-
opener.
7. They NEVER talk about exes

I know nowadays girls have a lot of boyfriends before
they settle down and (probably) a lot of sex. I don’t
want to hear about it. Ever. Pretend it doesn’t exist. I
don’t want to think about being the last of many guys
to woo you. It makes it hard for me to see a future.
Mum is the word.
8. She lets me take the lead

I’m sure this point varies from man to man. Maybe
some prefer women who take over. But I feel as if the
best relationship for me is with a woman who is
strong, but still very feminine. She isn’t weak or
indecisive (those things are annoying), she is an asset
to me, just as I am an asset to her. She doesn’t try to
compete with me to see who is more this or that,
neither of us is “better” than the other. I’m looking for
someone who compliments me, not duplicates me.
9. She isn’t a dead fish in bed

You can be the greatest girl in the world, but sex is an
important part of a relationship and if this is how it is
in the beginning when we’re lusting the most, it’s not
going to get any better, and that thought is horrifying.
I get that girls don’t want to seem slutty. But men have
a fear of committing to someone and then the sex
stops, so if it starts out slow, it’s easy for that fear to
take over.
10. They aren’t businesslike

I know most women now have jobs and careers, and I
respect that. I actually think it’s more attractive when
a woman has something going for her than one who’s
just waiting around for a man to pluck her up and
support her. However, the last thing I want to talk
about with someone I’m dating in my spare time after
work is work . Leave it at the office and I will too.
11. They cook

It’s an old stereotype, but it’s still true. Nowadays so
many people only eat out of boxes, or through drive
thru windows or takeaway. I don’t want that for my
future and I don’t want that to be how my kids are
raised. If a woman can make healthy, tasty meals on a
regular basis, she moves to the front of the line. Every
time.
12. She’s encouraging, but not bossy

When I’m having a problem in my life and try to
discuss it with the girls I’m dating, it’s almost always
been a mistake. They advise me with what to do and
then they “check in” (read: nag) about whether I’ve
done it from there on out. Then I met a girl who
instead of giving me advice just let me talk and asked
what I was thinking of doing. I told her all the options
and she encouraged me to make the best decision,
without telling me what it was. I felt confident in my
ability to make the best decision, and my head was
clear because I got the venting out.
13. They’re athletic

They don’t have to run a marathon or do anything
crazy but I’m not a naturally thin guy so I’ve always
been into fitness. It’s not only enjoyable when a girl
can work out with me on occasion, it’s great to know
we’ll both have healthier futures together.
14. They drink in moderation

Drunk girls are not girlfriend material.
15. They keep our couple secrets

Girls tell each other everything. As a guy, I don’t
necessarily want everyone to know everything about
our sex life or every embarrassing thing I do, but it
happens more often than not. A girl who’s a real
keeper is one who is on the same team as me, who
would never gossip about me because she has my
back. If she doesn’t tell her friends stuff that she
knows I’d rather no one hear, she is definitely sticking
around.
16. She’s close with her parents

Girls who have rebelled from their parents are
generally immature (unless their parents were assholes
or something). I’m not looking for that. I eventually
want to have a family so I want someone that values
that as well. Plus girls who get along with their own
parents are going to be able to get along with my
(enormous) family and not think it’s weird that there’s
a lot of us and we’re all pretty close.
17. She doesn’t take herself too
seriously

If something goes wrong, she can laugh it off. I can’t
tell you how important this quality is. Do you want to
spend the rest of your life with someone who’s a
neurotic stress case? Or someone who can chill out and
enjoy themselves almost anywhere? One of those things
is going to make your life better and one of them is
going to make it a lot worse. Choose wisely.

Your belief is urs, people's opinion shouldn't be ur concern. Cus whatever u do, some will like and odas well not.

Dapo777:
I am surrounded by christiañs and Muslims, although i don't care about their religion, but what disconforts me is that i feel scared to tell anyone I am an atheist and they see it as awkward when i tell them I dont go to church and i am a christian The fact I dint go to church , I know how some of them act, how will they act if I tell them i don't believe in God, in nigeria do people stigmatize atheists the way they stigmatize sickle cell oatients and HIV patients?

Pls help me. I don't know what to do. And I can't go to church, I sleep off very easily in any church , cos what they say doesn't make a grain of sense to me.

funlord:


Damn! E don pain am! REALITY bites abi? Keep suffering and smiling! U need am! Lolz........

lol words of fools don't get to me, like people like u, u always prove me right

funlord:
Na the kind of your type wey we go _fuck una wives, girlfriends, and sisters tire with the cash we will surely amass in govt. while you will be busy thanking us after they finish presenting us to you as their fictional relatives ! Dey here dey hate on my good fortune instead of thinking of how you go take escape your poverty filled destiny! Dunce!

lol u just proved how foolish u are. Point taken president of poverty nd tag along

funlord:

Abeg my cousin just enter house of reps this week, make dem leave the wages till next june at least make I hammer small! Given the same chance all of una go wish the same, as 4 the haters I no send una!

lazy ass like u are d ones killing dis country, go nd work nd stop been dependent. Just so u know u are on your own, ur cousin is not ur dad or mum. Grow up homs...

funlord:

Abeg my cousin just enter house of reps this week, make dem leave the wages till next june at least make I hammer small! Given the same chance all of una go wish the same, as 4 the haters I no send una!

lazy ass like u are d ones killing dis country, go nd work nd stop been dependent. Just so u know u are on your own, ur cousin is not ur dad or mum. Grow up homs

kristen12:
Mbok! I don't understand what Ɣ☺ΰ wrote.

I know, even me myself no understand weytin I write

Aitee1:
And the babymama trend continues...btw you only become a man when you're pronounced man and wife legally not when you're a babapapa

see her wowo mouth, like say if Don jazzy come now u no go born one dozen for am just to answer baby mama

Yes na because of u ladies been devious artist that had nothing nd u didn't say nd have something u will all follow at least anytin happen e pursue her asap

kristen12:
Babymama tins

nawa oooo!!!

Congrats to them

Different course, abiola was for himself, nd ojukwu for his people

chinchum:
While messrs Ojukwu ran away from his Biafra cause, Abiola refused to be released from prison to forfeit the mandate given to him by Nigerians. The yorubas reaped from that relentless fight of Abiola when democracy was restored in 1999.

Abiola is a democratic hero. ! A hero should not be the man who ran away fighting a cause like mr ojukwu

ECOTERRORS:
Who cares

I wonder ooo

Amen and rip to the dead

INTROVERT:
An 18 seater bus from Calabar to Enugu was involved in a very ghastly accident yesterda.. Only the driver and one passenger survived with very serious injuries.

Rip to them.


Cc.. Lalasticlala, r231

How has he helped the nation and the suffering Lagosians. Wise up o its not a time to take sides

ramdris:
All these yeye journalists speculating nonsense! They are just trying so hard to destroy the party by coming up with unverifiable situations in a peaceful party.

Tinubu name must have been mentioned more than Jesus and Muhammed combined since PMB took over. Tinubu this, Tinubu that; all I am beginning to see is that some pple are hell bent in bringing down someone who has truly made a lot of sacrifice over years to get us to where we are alongside others of like minds.

Not everything that happens is link to Tinubu or Atiku. This has to stop. Just because these men played a prominent role in the merger process that produced PMB does not mean we should attribute everything that happen in APC to them.

Love him or hate him, Tinubu will always be remembered as a freedom fighter and a man of principle and ideology just like PMB. They are the only two prominent politicians who has remain in opposition for several years and that shows commitment and bravery.

Two wrongs can't make a right.

cococandy:
Life is give and take.
If he's not willing to give he should forget it.

He can go out there and get it na.
See threat
Except she no sabi the way to "out there" too.

They can both go out there and get it.
problem solved.

#detestselfishprigs.

Your friend can gist sha.
She's telling all this about her marriage.
I dey look you with one eye

endowednicky:
lmbbo.....fresh ones dey o,,,,,,una no stil dey apprecIate dem,........but tel me,even whites 4 outside 9ja no dey get stains 4 body??

d ones way get stain, Na dem day marry trees and dogs

ToyozzieTohBad:
So Mikel cheated on me!

see dis one, mikel house boy no go even date u

endowednicky:
am telling you,and some guys don't even send dem!!!

albino way sun Don burn finish

ronald4lif:
Interesting. It appears Nigerian ladies are becoming more resourceful and bounteous in purchasing gifts for their men. Contrary to the traditional believe that men should be presented with #400 pair of boxers and lux vest on their birthdays. Really nice.

just one in a million ma nigga,just one!

tunjiajayi:
#savetheworldkillaflatheadbiafranmonkeytoday!

Lool jealousy a tool for weakness