₦airaland Forum

protoncub:
I'm not asking for a friend.

Why is it that every time I masturbate, I fall sick? Please, I need logical explanations.

The interesting thing is, even if I have sex everyday for a whole week, I don't fall sick. In fact I get healthier.

At a point, I was servicing three girls together and doing several rounds daily. I never fell sick. But once I try to masturbate, its a combination of fever, sore-throat, diarrhea, fatigue etc.

I've searched Google for answers but webpage is filled with desperate people (especially the westerners) claiming that masturbation is perfectly healthy and there's no scientific proof that it has any harm.

This is very lame. You identified the problem & the cause of the problem, what do you now want nairaland to do for you? When next you want to write fiction, let it make sense small

buckeyemedia:
Ironically it is fellow youths like you fighting cult wars doing the killing in Sapele.

How did you arrive at the conclusion that it is fellow youths like me fighting cult wars doing the killing in Sapele and how does that refute what I said that Under buhari, a so called major general, lawlessness prevails and there's very little effort by the government to protect human lives as directed by section 14 (2b) of the nigerian constitution?

Factcheck0001:
from here I will tell u it’s the same,if u manage a business well it grows in worth n value n it leads to increase in assets

Tell me another thing if u think otherwise

Maybe you should be asking yourself, what is financial management? Let's start from there cos I didn't ask you about managing a business. I also didn't ask you if financial management and IGR are the same. I asked: is the focus of financial management about increasing IGR?

Factcheck0001:
so are u trying to separate financial management from igr?

Is it when u manage money well that u make profit n in turns it increases what u have on ground


U have a business worth 1million n u manage it well by reducing irrelevant spending to the barest minimum n still growing d money well,is that not what they call financial management?

Please enlighten me

Please tell me d difference between financial management and increasing igr I will like to learn something new

Enlighten me pls. Is the focus of financial management about increasing IGR?

JosephXavier:
So after PDP had betrayed Wike, what are they going to offer him to motivate him to campaign for them?

Rivers State, like Lagos has played a very important part in Nigerian election over the years with it's population and massive deployment of the states funds in financing of campaign

Wike should take a bold step and join labour party to make a name for himself and realign with Nigerian youths so that he will be remembered for that sake

How PDP betray Wike?

AAA593:
https://punchng.com/asuull-call-off-strike-soon-says-ngige/

Let's wait for ASUUs denial first

Flamemignon1:
AMAB

What is AMAB?

Fairmedia:
It's none of your business, your state is your business.

Tinubus Lagos? How is it Tinubus Lagos? Is there anything like that in the constitution?

Flamemignon1:
And I said use the correct pronoun and then we will talk

What correct pronoun?

who made musk's kid a she since you earlier said that he is now a she?

Factcheck0001:
so if I get u clear financial management is about spending money without generating money since u are telling me it’s not about increasing igr?

Let me get you clear. Is the focus of financial management about increasing IGR?

Flamemignon1:
Sex refers to the different biological and physiological characteristics of males and females, such as reproductive organs, chromosomes, hormones, etc.Gender refers to the socially constructed characteristics of women and men – such as norms, roles and relationships of and between groups of women and men,not the same thing. Good day

That is lovely. So what was the sex of Elon musk's kid at birth?

Factcheck0001:
so are u saying d best way to utilize money is to save it till it depreciate?

Pls read my comment again:

Financial management isn't about increasing IGR. It's about using the financial resources available to achieve set goals. When you want assess a governments financial management capabilities, you look at how well were they able to utilize what they had whether small or big

Flamemignon1:
Confusing gender with sex....yeah, there's no hope dude,the internet is free if you want to educate yourself on the subject more

Since the internet is free and you aren't confusing gender with sex, then u can comfortably answer my questions.

"Pls how is gender determined? Can you educate us on that?"

By the way, which dictionary are you using? Does it say something different from the screenshot below?

Flamemignon1:
Like I said,have a nice day troll. No one is going back and forth with you, we keep winning and y'all keeps typing behind the scenes

You don't need to go back and forth. All I need is just a name.

who made musk's kid a she since you earlier said that he is now a she?

Factcheck0001:
so what do u call stashing cash in teenage daughter account?
Someone who was so poor in financial management that he couldn’t increase igr even when oil business was booming

Financial management isn't about increasing IGR. It's about using the financial resources available to achieve set goals. When you want assess a governments financial management capabilities, you look at how well were they able to utilize what they had whether small or big

Flamemignon1:
It's valid to go your separate ways if your family don't accept your sexuality or gender

Pls how is gender determined? Can you educate us on that?

Flamemignon1:
I remember you,the troll who keeps going back and forth. Have a nice day

Oga, why you de run? Cant you tell us who made musk's kid a she since you earlier said that he is now a she? Is the question too difficult for you to answer?

Flamemignon1:
Meant pronouns

What has pronouns got to do with the question about who made musk's kid a she?

Flamemignon1:
She's an adult,you can't beat adult rather you split ways with them if you don't support what they are doing. In that way,no one is hurt. She's not forcing Elon to accept her and Elon isn't forcing her not to change so them splitting ways is valid

Who made Elon musk kid a she?

shigishege:
yes any problems with that. Abi na your pop man make am president

are you now expecting Tinubu to fight against buhari and the bandits that buhari is protecting?

Flamemignon1:
Use the proper pronounce and I will answer your question

"Pronounce"? What has pronounce got to do with the question I asked about who made musk's kid a she?

TheNiceGuy:
Without prejudice, Sanwoolu is the most proactive Governor among his peers.

He's working relentless and not being praised but insulted by people who are Govern by well packaged fraud kind of Leader out of HATE


Yes, Tinubu Lagos!

He's not referring to Enugu, it's Lagos. You shouldn't have problem with that

Is there any mention of sanwo olu in the questions I asked? Pls read the question again.

Tinubus Lagos? How is it Tinubus Lagos? Is there anything like that in the constitution?

Flamemignon1:
The kid changed their sex and prefers the pronouns "them". Majority of trans people have always known they were trans

You didn't get the question. I didn't ask who changed their sex. I asked who made his kid a she?

mrnwas:
A country where the president, his wife and kids are all in a distance relationship?

Abeeegi!

No be small thing

Naijanascam:
Congrats to you guys......

While some Urchins are receiving it hot after receiving 5 cups of rice and 2 balls of onions and shouting Sai baba Sai baba

very true my oga. for 7years has been shouting darling daddy all over the place. Fuel scarcity and inflation is gradually resetting his brain while buharis family are flexing in turkey and Dubai with the nations resources

YorubaIsGreat:
Tinubu's Lagos
God bless Lagos state
God bless Yoruba land

Tinubus Lagos? How is it Tinubus Lagos? Is there anything like that in the constitution?

MrCover:
Source: https://tribuneonlineng.com/gunmen-open-fire-on-provision-store-kill-two-kids-landlord-in-delta/

Under buhari, a so called major general, lawlessness prevails and there's very little effort by the government to protect human lives

shigishege:
Make them wait Tinubu dey come. Yoruba no get time for nonsense. Ask from how obasanjo dealt with terrorists.

Is it not the same Tinubu that boasted that he made buhari president?

iwaeda:
https://leadership.ng/senate-alerts-military-on-terrorists-enclaves-in-kwara-niger/

The Senate has identified terrorists’ enclaves in communities within three local government areas of Kwara and Niger States, respectively.

Yet the military, DSS, police and other security agencies have no idea where these people are. Same way Gumi is flexing with bandits and FG is calling them but the same FG doesn't know where bandits are. If this isn't govt magic, I don't know what else is

Klass99:
Because cuddling is the sweetest thing ever and it's a level of intimacy that beats sex hands down, any time, any day. How do you men not gerrit?

I no dey fall for knack anyhow. My guy knew if I want to cuddle, cuddle is all we are going to and he knew to control himself. Because if gbola rise, him go hold him pikin by himself.

You are saying cuddling beats sex and you are asking why do men not get it yet the op, a man, is complaining that his wife's sex drive is beyond satisfying.

But back to my question, Wetin carry you go de cuddle when you know say gbola go rise? If you no say gbola go rise, leave cuddling. If your boyfriend can control himself as you claim, then other people's boyfriends gbola rising shouldn't be an issue for you except you are playing away match on a regular basis

Flipmac:
I don't like Tinubu but this is beer parlour talk. Why would a billionaire associate with street gangs when he can simply and anonymously use and pay them when needed.

How many Nigerian politicians are free of thugs and gangs?

The anonymous use and pay them when needed is the same thing as associated with street gangs

Klass99:
So.....leg and waist dey pain you people, but una always want to knack. Somebody cannot even cuddle you people small to watch TV together, your gbola must rise and the next thing is to start pushing for knack .

You wey no wan knack, Wetin carry you go de cuddle when you know say gbola go rise? When Dem begin push for knack, why you fall for the knack?