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The way my child looks at his mother when I have revealed to him how much I paid on his mother's head

He is right. I don't have the anointing.

Me trying to understand APC's purpose in this country

That would be an answered prayer from God. Fayose made a good decision because those herdsmen have no regard to other people's crops. Everything is graze in their eyes.

hummerwise:
am i the only one who loved and enjoyed this..
to those employers who feels,, all their employees should enslaved forever..

i really need to save this, incase i come across those crazy employers.. they r everywea..

you don't need to save it because you won't come across them, rather, learn from the woman's mistakes because you are going to be an employer soon. When you are angry you can write better than the pissed employee.

Me trying to kill the haters above!

Na my uncle made my childhood kinda fun(but then miserable). He is my uncle and also our neighbour and would visit us everyday to see his elder brother(my father). my immediate elder bro and I were known for sleeping early, so, he(my uncle) devised way of keeping us awake. Anytime we slept early and he noticed, in morning he would come and tell us that his Squirrel danced the previous night and we were asleep. We were made to believe that he had a Squirrel that he trained. That the Squirrel can dance and that he combed it every morning. Our parents contributed to our agony, too. They always supported him. So, anytime he told us that we missed the Squirrel's dance, we would cry uncontrollably. And anytime we keep awake, may be till 9pm, he would say that he sent the Squirrel for an errand and it came back very tired and couldn't dance. Even till date, he still has his way and always take the better of us anytime we visit home. 2013 christmas when we visited home he made us( me and my friends that came to see us) to roam in the bush looking for his christmas goat that he never bought, neither did it ran away. It was his wife that told us that it was just trick when we were already tired.

World class kiss!

Me trying to see something special about mere yanshs

I don't understand her

If only other rich people can pay attention to Nigerian league like this Ifeanyi, Nigerian football clubs would have started playing friendly games with the likes of Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayern, Juve and PSG.

Rangers fc is my club but I am afraid Enyimba is in good position to topple them, they still have 3 matches in hand.

To that great teacher in New Jersey!

iAmCharis:
Same way they turned Griezman and Torres to a defender?

Barcelona are not invincible bro. Barca won them home and away in their domestic league. ATM can never be Barcelona's problem.

Barcelona is only club that you would watch without talking to the person beside you, because every second counts. Barcelona is the only club in the world that turns renowned strikers of their opponents to common defenders.

If the security man na white Eh, he don chop and again be popular for ever

Op, I swear you don see something for this life. It is only experience that can talk this loud and clear.

You don't need to list them all. Just mention the agency you know and how much they pay. It does not kill.

If u passed through school, it means you have graduated and you know what you are doing(not half baked graduate). If school passed through you, it means you learnt a lot from the stress and difficulties associated with school. MY OWN OPINION

Op, please sauce (provide source of your post) this your post. FG is getting everything wrong. Oil marketers now have no option but to depend on them(CBN). If they(marketers) should source forex at the black market, fuel will be selling, may be, at #200 per litre.

Well, this topic is better than the other one talking about how to get food at the wedding. smh for una

Twizzy30:
wtf ! Did I direct my post to u slowpoke. Btw he x jux fresh in d industry n he x getting endorsements. His songs x topping chart allover West-Africa.

God favours people differently. That does not make ycee better artist. I mean you shouldn't judge them base on endorsement deal. They will all get theirs. By the way, I am not a slowpoke. Thank you!

Those are Chibok girl, but Bubok(Buhari bok) girls

Jeez2:
there have been 2 previous FA cup ties between Man Utd and Crystal Palace:the finals in 1990 and the semifinals in 1995.

can you predict the scores for this game?

yes, it will end 3:1, but I don't know who will carry the day.

The picture is confusing; and I can't say if it the woman on the right is the one wearing the Gele

Twizzy30:
And one dunce was comparing dis dude with lil_kesh.

the person is no 'duncer' than you. Fact!

Give me the girl and Freeze, I will choose the girl over freeze and his wrist watch, pen and moin moin. Freeze is a kidult. Just because u want to snap your food you went and packed all your property for Nigerians to see.

I clicked to comment on one topic on front page, the hard core truths about marriage, and this is what popped up. Suen, do you know about this? And to keep the record straight, my answer is NO. I do not believe in Islam, muslim, Mohamed or even anything called Allah. I believe in God.

The making of baby mama number 3. Behind the scene

OP, you said you didn't understand? Me too, I do not understand.

Any person that brought about this fearless Aboki need some job sites. The guy never visited nairaland vacancy section.