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Two days ago, my caretaker met me that he wants to reconnect our light that was disconnected on the 8th Dec, 2022. That each tenant will pay 2k.

Before the light was disconnected, nepa officials (old name ) informed my neighbour that, we are owing two months. He was the only one on ground, moreover, caretaker travelled. I can't speak for everyone, but I do pay my bills.

So I asked, why was the light disconnected when we aren't owing in the first place? His reply wasn't convincing, so I told him, I don't have money for that as now. Well. .., he left.

Just this afternoon, I went home to pick up something, only to meet caretaker babe dey behave funny towards me. She said if I don't mind, she will lend me the money, when I get, make I give her. She also warned me not to let her guy know about it.

I have made up my mind that, whenever someone's babe, wife, daughter or sister cross the line, that kpekus must be knacked. I saw it as green light, ask her to come in, she did without hesitating, so I collect. ..

As for the money, my real me prevail so I refused it. She left happily. IS THAT NOT A TRAP?

I made that resolution because a girl later hated me for not collecting, when she offered it freely, though different scenario. I felt she was too young blablabla... In short, I regretted my action, let's leave that for another day.

I do bad?
If you were in my shoe will U collect both or none?


Pls your advice needed, I no understand the smile on her face....

I can't argue for Nigerians because they will disappoint you (including we the youth). But no student should come and complain of strike or bad government after voting bad leaders!

pocohantas:
Congrats once again. What do you intend using the laptop for?

Na to press, you no need to ask!

And ATIKU is nothing different. Both are dead fish!
NA OBI WE GO FOLLOW! NA OBI BE THE MAN BECAUSE OBI KNOW ROAD!
FOLLOW PESIN WE KNOW ROAD!

She don notice you crushing on her.... two friends don press your mumu button...

braunny:
what's foolish is u saying u already know the answer and not asking for sake of reasonable replies

Can you point out where I said that?

braunny:
you are very foolish I swear.... And u even used ur neighbors daughter to lie 🤥

I don't get it. In the post I admit I 've seen but wasn't bothered until a 5yrs old girl asked. I also stated how I promised to get back to her.

So what is foolish here or when did seeking for answers for something you don't know become foolish?
AnyWay, you get big problem!

[quote author=Dtruthspeaker post=120269709]Suspect, how?

Robisky001:
At exactly 6 p.m.

walai.... no be querrel naw.

You guys are wonderful, I'm grateful.

laivwire:
There's no time to be trying to remove another magazine from your pocket in the heat of a gunfight. The magazines can even fall off in your struggle for cover or tactical maneuvers. It's a lot quicker to switch magazines by flipping out the spent one and fitting the new one in seconds.

Thanks, I've learned something new.

Septagon:
thought their jackets have spaces for extra magazines?or they really like appearing local?neva seen a foreign police or soldier with that kind of nonsense

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I'm surprised even

I'm a bit astonished seeing our uniform men with guns wrapped with cellotape, if not all, almost 99.1%. I always look away till I was asked by my neighbour's 5yrs old daughter.

I promise to give her reply. What's the use of it?

Your input will be a great relieve.

Most Nigerian ladies are handicap (always asking for urgent 2k).

Aufbauh:
I will present myself when the presidency return to the North 2031. Watch out for Aufbauh 2031!

The reason I'm not in any way impressed by Obi is that he keeps on reciting the problems many Nigerians are aware of without stating specific practicable solutions.


It's not about identifying the problems and using an idealistic approach to gloss over.

Invariably, you saying Atikulooter is already out of the race!

faithfull18:
It may have been prescribed by the doctor or it happened by mistake.

You have the eyes of a prophet!

Moh247:
In other words vote who represents your intrest

In my opinion, a good leader should be magnanimous in victory and carry all ( represent Nigerian interest) along.

Moh247:
Just like Buhari made it clear, you can't vote 5% for him and still expect his service to you... Tinubu gave you guys facts

In other words, Nigerians shouldn't expect anything different?

Is the APC really campaigning to solve Nigerian problems or just interested in the so CALL national?

If they are interested in solving our problems, why is Tinubu already talking about sharing national cake?

Why have they failed to help the present APC government which seems to lack ideas on solving national problems?

What's the gurantee that Tinubu Apc will be better than Buhari Apc, when the former is already talking about side-lining some zones? Is that not part of what we've been facing under this present administration?

Islamic leaders and power, even when they are too weak: physically and mentally. We have them brekete over here in Nija. One is going another one wants to enter. ....

SoftP:
Atiku went to kneel before Obj for endorsement, he booted him out and Endorsed Obi; they claimed his endorsement was worthless.

Atiku held several meetings begging Wike for support, he booted him out, they said Wike is sick

Atiku pleaded with Edwinn Clark for Endorsement, he booted him out, they said Clark is archaic.


who then is the serial looser

Atikulated & their cheap propaganda, they keep swallowing their vomits

VOTE Obi- Datti 2023

As e dey sweet us, e dey pain them

Atikulooter will cry after this election!

FarahAideed:
Seems Ortom is now the deputy governor of rivers

Ortom is the second in command.

I met this lady early 2020 few weeks before the covid lockdown. She came to visit her elder sister, my neighbour. My neighbour introduced her sister. Well, having hear about the negatives of neighbourhood love, I decided to stay away.

My neighbour resumed work at her base (out of the state), but the younger sister always pay visit in the name of cleaning the room. You understand, normal Nigerian girls attitude, always looking for free meal. One thing leads to another. I noticed, someone always call her whenever she is around, and her response is "I'm on spiritual assignment". Though sometimes, she use to lock up herself in her sister's apartment.

As a hussler, this babe just visit me for shop ooo, dress as if, she has a date.
Me : are going on a date and who is taking you out?
Her: na bad thing to visit you like this?
Me: no, welcome
Her: come buy me food.
Me: hmmm, so na food you come to eat? I see.

As I was about to order for snacks from nearby store, her fone ring, grin,grin.. a man's voice from the end faintly.... I try to keep myself busy but their convo still filter enter my ear.

The man: where U Don reach?
Her: I tell U say I no get tfare
The man: oya, enter keke (tricycle ) a drop.....
Her: I no sure say I fit come, then
The man: why?
Her: I want make U send me, to & fro T fare b4 I go come
The man: why U come make me cook when you no wan come? I go stand for my street road, come.
Her: hmmm, I go try....., drop call

Then she turned to me and said, I will be back soon, nothing will happen, while I was still processing what was going on. She further gave me the bomb shell, even if anything, CONDOM DEY.... I smiled and let her leave in peace.

Men and brethren, I lost every respect and feeling for her, I just lock up.

At first I thought she just arranged it, to see my reaction but surprisingly, while we were together something similar happened again. And I asked her, is he your BF, no the same person last time, she said no.

After these incidence, I decided to treat her as my neighbour's sis. On December 16th, 2022, we She came around, said I will be coming to eat rice on Christmas day...mehn, my reply was, I would not be around.

NA WOMAN WEY CARRY 7-8 month BELLE ooo. Then it will be New Year day, she said. .. I no reply, just change topic.

Dey your dey, make I dey my...

brain54:
Keep fabricating stories…

It’s a talent. Keep it up!

This is a true story, it happened yesterday 3rd January, 2023. The guy wants to retrieve the line but to get some important contact in the fone is the problem. He said, he met one of his military friend who asked him to call him for help. The painful part is, he hasn't call when this happened.

chatinent:
Both you, the gateman, and the girl dey ment.

How na? Your blood too hot abeg

Enny2013:
D gateman got what he bargained for. U shud b thanking God for ur tab

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Walai, I'm telling U.

Few days ago, someone on this platform advice guys never to take runs girl/Olosho home. He said such should be taken to hotel, never in your house. Because they can turn to be something else.

Earlier today, I saw another post caption "girls are not loyal but to their emotions". I felt these redpillers are just to mean. But I guess most are speaking from experience and EXPERIENCE THEY SAY IS THE BEST TEACHER.

Decided to shower in one of the security (gateman) apartment after working on my farm this afternoon. His apartment is just opposite my place of work /farm. Plugged my smart phone, was about coming out when I heard him calling this innocent looking babe. The conservation :

Gateman : babe excuse me ( she came to met him at the front of his gate ). How far?

Girl : fine

Gateman : me for like to met U ooo..

girl : no problem (her fone ring, she excused him & answer the call, continue )

Gateman: make I open the gate for U to come in?

girl : no problem.

gate open, she walked in, while my Tab is plugged, move over to my place of work.

Both the gateman & the girl move into his room. I went to the road side to get food for myself. Within me, this girl is sincere, no too much talk.

After a while, I felt they might have concluded their business, I went back to pick up my phone. I noticed she left before my arrival, guyman is searching for his phone, so used mine to call his line, lo and behold, na woman pick the call.

Long story short, he said, when they moved into his room they bargained, but when she pull off her trouser he lost interest , paid and asked her to leave in a polite manner without touching her (her laps were disgusting ).

She thank him and left, not knowing, she has achieved his phone. Now, this same girl is playing victim and demanding more money. Though there was alot of phone including mine, maybe, she wasn't aware because according to him, they didn't spent much time (he didn't touch her).

How can he get the phone back (his contacts)?

Basit99:
Why is Dogara and co crying more than the bereaved? CAN has moved on he should too.
He's pained because Jagaban didn't pick him as VP

Dogara is pained, Wike is pained etc! Is it because they have contrary opinion?
I guess you are happy that in chibok school girls kidnapped, the muslim students were released but Leah shauibu wasn't on the grounds of her faith?

Okowa's failure. ... no enough bed space for twins!

I'm not Surprised, all your cows are barren, Nigeria economy is dead under your government only shows you failed all round (both in class and farm work).

kellybently:
How?

Since the north only need a northerner as president, not a Yoruba or Igbo, it's very wrong for a southerner to vote a northerner. That makes secondus a betrayal!

Best- Wike



Worst - Diri or Okowa ( I'm a bit confused to choose between this two)