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TV/MoviesRe: New York Times Special On Nollywood by chemystery: 6:38pm On Feb 18, 2016
HMMM
PoliticsRe: Can #BuyNaijaToGrowNaira Save Nigerian Economy? - CNN (pics) by chemystery: 6:26pm On Feb 18, 2016
bishopoliver:
We still dey wait for this
See your condtion here

PoliticsRe: Fear Ngwa People In Abia State. by chemystery: 12:02pm On Feb 17, 2016
Juliet11111:
Lol. I saw pepper in that land. Corpers detest that land eeh. Every corpers' prayer in camp then was never to be posted to ngwaland
Ngwa comprises of Aba North, Aba South, Isiala Ngwa North, Isiala Ngwa South, Osisioma Ngwa, Obioma Ngwa, Ugwunagbo...so which of them do corpers hate?

Are you the president of Association of Corpers Posted in Ngwa?

Why drag others to your hatred and jealousy game?

I served in Ngwa and that was where i married my wife. They are very hospitable, industrious and generous. They dont play with greetings just like the yorubas.
My dear stop this hatred and falsehood. Ngwas dont eat human flesh and had never done so in history.

Your type put so much time and effort in bringing down people than uplifting yourself.


Now tell me where you served in Ngwa and what happened to you. Tell me your PPA and the owner. Give me as much details as you can. I want to do some investigation on your false claims.
Science/TechnologyWhere Can I Buy Electronic Components In Lagos? by chemystery(op): 4:47pm On Feb 12, 2016
Please does anyone have idea?
CrimeRe: Oluwadamilare Baiyewu, Nigerian Rapist Jailed For 24 Years In The UK by chemystery: 6:43pm On Jan 21, 2016
Namecheckers Association! Food don show o grin

Looking at the topic, one can deduce that the Op is a bloody member of namecheckers association. damn it! grin
PoliticsHilarious: 2016 Budget For Sale by chemystery(op): 3:21pm On Jan 18, 2016
LOLZ

PoliticsBreaking News: Justice Tsoho Absent In Court, Nnamdi Kanu Case Postponed by chemystery(op): 1:01pm On Jan 18, 2016
https://www.may30.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Nnamdi-in-court-with-family-inside-court-05-730x480.jpg

The news filtering in from Abuja has it that the much awaited court case of the Director of Radio Biafra and the leader of Indigenous People Of Biafra (IPOB) as being postponed due to the absent of the judge.
This postponement came as shock to IPOB members that have gathered at the court premises and environs waiting to see their leader mazi Nnamdi Kanu, no formal communication was made to the lawyers of mazi Nnamdi Kanu stating that the court will not sit today, and no reason was given to why the judge was absent from the court.

You will recall that the case was assigned to a new judge, Hon. Justice John Tsoho, to take up the case after many weeks of searching for a judge. The question now is, have Justice John Tsoho abandon this case as his learned colleague Justice A Mohhamed did not quite long ago?.
The action of the judge might now confirm the speculations going round that no judge will want to get involve in this case as they know that their judgement will not be respected by the DSS and the federal government.

Source: http://www.may30.org/b-r-e-a-k-i-n-g-news-justice-tsoho-absent-in-court-nnamdi-kanu-case-postponed/
RomanceRe: Two Girls Found Out They Were Dating The Same Nigerian Guy After His Death(pics by chemystery: 7:06pm On Jan 13, 2016
Adaure4ever:
hmmm. But why will a guy be cheating when he is already in a relationship? Datz freaky.
Ask your fellow ladies. They do that more!
Jokes EtcHilarious Cartoon On MTN Sim Registration by chemystery(op): 9:14am On Jan 07, 2016
Lwkm

RomanceSee What A Married Woman Did To A Husband Snatcher by chemystery(op): 10:03pm On Jan 04, 2016
Stumbled on this pix online.
Do you see this as the best way to deal with a husband snatcher?

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lorache Consulting Is Recruiting For Graduate Trainee by chemystery: 7:03pm On Jan 04, 2016
seunakin231:
iranu
abasha
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lorache Consulting Is Recruiting For Graduate Trainee by chemystery: 7:03pm On Jan 04, 2016
The moment you think just age and years of experience is your only barrier
PoliticsRe: Let's Sign Online Petition Asking PMB To Resign Or Obey Court Orders by chemystery(op): 2:44pm On Jan 03, 2016
yomexp:
just do mankind a favour and do the needful already. And quit thanking me.
Oh i never knew i am the one doing you a favour. I thought it was the other way round.
Alright, now say Thanks to me!
PoliticsRe: Let's Sign Online Petition Asking PMB To Resign Or Obey Court Orders by chemystery(op): 1:49pm On Jan 03, 2016
yomexp:
Op you no what to do!
Thanks i have adopted all the option. Thanks once again
PoliticsRe: Let's Sign Online Petition Asking PMB To Resign Or Obey Court Orders by chemystery(op): 1:47pm On Jan 03, 2016
foreveryours:
Your stupidity is legendary
The petition will take you no where
Even if you get half of Nigeria to vote is support
Even a mad man thinks normal humans are mad. So am not perturbed that you term what is right to be stupid.

Even if the petition takes me nowhere at least i know i have made a move.

If life dey pain u my sister, no be me cause am o
PoliticsRe: Top 10 Largest Police Forces In The World. by chemystery: 1:09pm On Jan 03, 2016
cool
PoliticsRe: Let's Sign Online Petition Asking PMB To Resign Or Obey Court Orders by chemystery(op): 10:01am On Jan 03, 2016
Unionised:
jobless, you all are...

where was the petition when your GEJ was cluelessly running the economy aground?

only 1,379 so far?

I thought you would be like 50m already.
The ministry is growing... We are at 1446 now.
We are not as dull as your president. Number counting begins from zero not from 40million.
PoliticsLet's Sign Online Petition Asking PMB To Resign Or Obey Court Orders by chemystery(op): 8:15am On Jan 03, 2016
PoliticsTop 17 Things Buhari Said In The Media Chat by chemystery(op): 3:58pm On Dec 31, 2015
On Boko Haram, Chibok girls

1. “We are looking for a credible Boko Haram leadership that will convince us that Chibok girls are alive. Our priority is on orphaned IDPs to get them back to schools, resettle them and giving them hope.”

2. “I am honest with you, I don’t know whether Chibok girls are alive.”

3. “If Boko Haram continues with suicide bombings, we might consider banning wearing Hijab.”

On fight against corruption

4. “Thirty years ago as Head of State, we collected those we perceived to be corrupt and put them in protective custody, until they prove they were not guilty. At present, those suspected of being corrupt are innocent until they are proven guilty.”

5. “Nigeria doing quite well in anti-corruption war, treasury looters will eventually end up in courts.”

6. “Money has been recovered, whatever has been recovered we have to end up in courts.”

7. “I swore by the Holy Quran to protect and obey the constitution, no one will be above the law.”


8. “If you find any of my 36 Ministers with a corruption case in court name them so I can look into it.”

On Shiite clashes with army

9. “I can not comment on the Shite crisis as I am a seating duck, I have to let investigations be.”

10. “We have a system of investigation as a government and as the head of the federal government, I have to wait for official report before I comment.”

On assets

11. “I have declared my assets four times in the past. You have the constitutional right to go to the relevant government agency to go and seek for it."

On Biafra issue

12. “We will not allow anyone create a state within the Nigerian state.”

13. “There’s a treasonable charge against Kanu and I hope the court will listen to the case against him.”

On naira devaluation

14. “I need to be convinced. If you devalue the naira, against what? Dollar, sterling, yen, French Franc?”

On Dasuki

15. “If you see the kind of atrocities people like Dasuki committed you won’t give them bail.”

On minimum wage

16. “I assure you that Federal Government will not touch the minimum wage but we cannot determine what the states will do.”

17. “We may have to send the young unemployed youth seeking N5k fee to farm to earn the money.”

Source: https://www.naij.com/682517-must-read-top-17-unforgettable-things-buhari-said-media-chat.html
PoliticsRe: Ex-president Olusegun Obasanjo Reaction To Buhari's Media Chat - Very Funny by chemystery: 3:36pm On Dec 31, 2015
No Buhari should relocate to Ghana instead
PoliticsRe: RE: Handwritten Statement By Nnamdi Kanu by chemystery(op): 10:13am On Dec 31, 2015
OgbeifunErom:
[size=14pt]Another IPOB YOUTH[/size]
They didn't here that man. Can you shout it louder.
Proudly IPOB!
PoliticsRe: RE: Handwritten Statement By Nnamdi Kanu by chemystery(op): 9:57am On Dec 31, 2015
egift:
[s]Are you better than Nnamdi Kanu's lawyers who have not complained about Kanu's statement? You don't even have clue for how the criminal justice system works.

Quit disgracing yourself with your defense for a pathetic criminal. Kanu and his watery beans will not path ways anytime soon.[/s] cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
You are avoiding the substance and hitting at nothing?
If you can't prove that letter was written by Nnamdi Kanu please look for another thread that suits your argument on watery beans and the rest.
PoliticsRE: Handwritten Statement By Nnamdi Kanu by chemystery(op): 8:32am On Dec 31, 2015
Reference to thepresident of the federal republic of Nigeria as a terrorist, evil and paedophile is regrettable and uncalled for and for that I unreservably apologise and will be doing so in a private letter to the president
The statement on bold seem more like spoken words than written words.

I can only agree someone else wrote that while Nnamdi Kanu was speaking.

Cos it is not logical that someone is writing an apology in a private letter and still indicating that he will do what he is already doing.

Notice the use of the president in the letter. I wonder who writes a private letter that way.

Why didn't Sahara Reporters show us where he signed the letter?

It's such a pity that hatred has made us not to see lies even when it is glaring
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu's Family Thanks Buhari & Nigerians Over His Release by chemystery: 1:00pm On Dec 30, 2015
This is where DSS lie started!
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Didn’t Apologise To Buhari, Says Lawyer by chemystery: 12:52pm On Dec 30, 2015
Lol... believe any news from the zoo at your own peril.

Same way they said Nnamdi Kanu's father thanked Buhari for his release yet it went to frontpage and gullible ones believed

https://www.nairaland.com/2808236/nnamdi-kanus-family-thanks-buhari
PoliticsRe: South South Is Not Biafra And Will Never Be Part Of Your Joke Called Biafra by chemystery: 11:51am On Dec 29, 2015
deathtoalligbos:
I'm happy that the people of SS are finally speaking with one voice. South South is the most united region as far as I'm concerned. Nothing good can come out of South South joining biafra. I've been observing this particular section on nairaland for a very long time and one thing I've seen here is desperation by the igbos to lump SS into biafra. I've also noticed that whenever anyone speaks against them they usually tag such people as yoruba and equally question their right to speak by asking them if they speak for the entire SS. What does that show to any sensible individual whose brain cells are working at full capacity? Simple, it shows a group of people who thrive on theft, propaganda and bitterness.

South South is a geopolitical entity created by the north to divide and rule but you forgot that the same south east was still an entity created by the north. I've been opportune to visit Abia, Anambra, Imo and Enugu and I can categorically tell you nairalanders that they're dirt poor. After the north they're next. Nothing grows in their soil. Their lands are wastelands. The likes of tonyebarcanista, spanishkid, mulattoclaro, enahi, edcure, truckpusher, Goodboiyy, martineverest, fineguy11 etc have already spoken the minds of 98% of SS/ND. The igbos speaking parts of Delta, Edo and Rivers that they claim contribute nothing to these respective states.

If there's anyone who's guilty of the divide and rule, it's the igbos. You argue about who's niger deltan and who's not. This is the 21st century, so you igbos had better wake up and smell the coffee. SS is not joining biafra. Not now not ever.
You have not heard that new leader of MASSOB is an Ikwerre man. So now you and you fake SS identity should go and die grin
PoliticsRe: Radio Biafra Transmitters Installed On MTN Masts —FG by chemystery: 11:48am On Dec 29, 2015
But I still listen to radio biafra in enugu. What is stopping them from uprooting the mast if the trasmitter installed on it is an invisible one that cannot be seen and removed. Bunch of liars!
RomanceRe: Tips On How To Get Your Ex Back by chemystery(op): 4:09pm On Dec 28, 2015
missKiffy:
Why would I want him back undecided
You don dey ask after u don open link finish
RomanceRe: Tips On How To Get Your Ex Back by chemystery(op): 1:45pm On Dec 28, 2015
NakedSnake:
Are you under some sort of spell huh
You must be the one under spell for wanting to get your ex back angry
RomanceRe: Tips On How To Get Your Ex Back by chemystery(op): 1:44pm On Dec 28, 2015
lgboks:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Must say I thought along the line the op mentioned when I wanted to click on this thread grin
But curiosity took over grin grin grin cheesy
grin grin grin
RomanceTips On How To Get Your Ex Back by chemystery(op):
You are going to fail!

I know that is a very strange way to start a topic entitled “how to get your ex back” but the truth of the matter is that you are going to fail.

Now, I am not saying that it is impossible to get her back. On the contrary, if you play your cards right then you can drastically improve your chances of winning her back.

Of course, with the way you are doing things right now… well, you are going to fail.

How do I know you are going to fail?

Lets be honest here, if you are desperate enough to click on “how do I get my ex back”, then you definitely need help.

I am not saying this to sound presumptuous or arrogant. I am just saying this because it is a fact, you desperately want your ex back.

So, I am going to make you a promise.

You are going to fail!

The only tips i have for you is to forget him/her and move on, else go hug 15MVA transformer. undecided undecided
BusinessRe: Contact Me If U Can Build This Or You Know Someone Who Can by chemystery: 12:53pm On Dec 26, 2015
Lollypee:
The issue here is who to build it not showing me diff sample...
LOL

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