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Gurgle:
What?! what makes you say that. im clearly rejecting him lol

Yeah, but you are giving him hopes making him (and also me) feel you have interest. Stop the rigmarole let the kid rest!

Gurgle:
No don't wait, im not PMing

why don't you leave me and pursue the maria lady

Judging from your discussion, I see you are interested in this guy. Why not own up and stop the rigmarole.

hmmmm....
Pictures of the market where the buying and selling is taking place or....you know na...

OK....How does it work?

Bypass

Many people get nervous during interviews or presentation especially at the point you begin to talk but the only difference is that some have been able to control theirs. The secret lies in the way you breath while you talk. When you allow yourself to be choked up with breath, then you will end up having your voice cracking. It's is advisable you take down a deep breath just immediately before you start to speak, then control it afterwards - making sure you don't run short of air. You also need to start very strong but calmly, allowing every consonant sound strong in other not to seem to be mumbling your words. This tip works for me and i just hope some of you find it interesting too.


Nice thread OP.
By the way here are some other tips i use to get from other people but never worked for me till i discovered the breath control. Might work for you though:
1. Assume you are just going there to chat with you friends (When actually i know at the back of my mind they are not my friends and i'm here on a hot seat not for chat)
2. Assume your audience/interviewers are all naked (Hehehehe, When i can see people clogged with shining suit seated in front of me - who i wan deceive?)
3. Someone above me said you should assume you ain't going for something serious (When you travel from Sokoto to Lagos even your brain go abort such assumption).

Like i said, might work for you though no mind me

i'm back

Schipolkky2211:
PLEASE HOUSE ANY HELP WITH A JOB IN PORT HARCOURT WILL HELP.
I AM A MECHANICAL ENGINEER WITH SPECIALIZATION IN REFRIGERATION AND AIR CONDITIONING. I PRESENTLY WORK AS A HVAC ENGINEER IN LAGOS BUT WILL FINALLY BE RELOCATING TO MY FAMILY BY JUNE, 2015 IN PORT HARCOURT. I CAN DO INDUSTRIAL HVAC DESIGNS/STIMULATIONS AND CAN ALSO INSTALL INDUSTRIAL HVAC EQUIPMENT E.G, CHILLERS, AHUs, RTUs, FCUs,CHILLED WATER PUMPS ETC. I WAS TRAINED ABROAD ON ASSEMBLING OF AIR HANDLING UNIT FROM PIECES COMPONENT AND HOW TO USE THE CARRIER DESIGN SOFTWARES (HAP, CARRIER : BLIZZARD, AIR HANDLING UNITS SELECTION SOFTWARES, CHILLER SELECTION SOFTWARE, FAN COIL SELECTION SOFTWARE, ROOFTOP UNITS SELECTION SOFTWARES ETC.). I CAN ALSO USE AUTOCAD PACKAGE TO DO MECHANICAL HVAC AND PLUMBING DESIGNS.
YOUR HELP WILL BE OF GREAT USE TO ME

You shouldn't be looking for a job. You are JOB on your own. Choi!

Chiam55:
Type 3 is a close description of me

So what's the variation?

1. No nonsense ladies:
This kind of girls don't take nonsense from strangers especially guys. In fact, you don't joke anyhow with them. They chose jokes to smile to and ones not to smile to. They are always serious-minded. Few times you can only see them joke with people they are very familiar with.
=> This category of ladies are very vulnerable, that's the reason why they try as much as possible to shield themselves from preying eyes of the male folks. In their subconsciousness, they know they can easily fall for any trap. Guys find it hard to approach this type but those who miraculously get them will tell you the tale of how vulnerable and easy going they are.

2. Friendly and Holy:
This type of girls are very friendly, they will come close to you and will never tolerate any profane or sexual discussion. They won't visit you until you persuade or invite them. While visiting, they will always ask you to promise you won't touch them or act any "funny". This type are little less vulnerable than the type listed above. They tend to show little resistance when you start acting funny.

3. The Friendly and Extremely sociable:
This type are very friendly. They rapport with everything called a "guy". Most times you think they have slept with these guys but all na wash. They don't pretend, they feel free discussing sexual issues. They don't give you warning(like "Hope you won't touch me" before visiting your house. You don't even need invite them for they will invite themselves to your house. In fact, before you touch them, they are already leaning on your body. Try to take advantage on them, na there you go know say na one-chance you enter. . This type are friendzoning masters. If you are allergic to friendzoning, it's a good thing to avoid this type.

Guys, which one have you met?
Ladies, Which category do you fall?

Op, face your studies and remember the 6 Bs:
Boys Before Book Brings Bastard Babies

MrsChima:
Making up shit.

I don't make up things. Why not admit you don't know. Since google is a far away friend, i decided to ask naijaboiy to make it clear for you

bathou:
How do you know I'm French?

Here your post: https://www.nairaland.com/2334705/there-nigerian-france

MrsChima:
What the fvck is French curves?

French curves has nothing to do with fvck. Naijaboiy, abeg help me tell this babe wetin be french curve.

MrsChima:
Black men like curves.

Yeah, french curves

OP, you for tell me say today na st_upid question day na. See now i no prepare come

They admire guys they can't predict

They all porn star for what i can see on the right is not far from porn

A long time ago, a Calabar colleague once asked me what I would do if I walked in a room of 7 naked girls.
Oh boy! Na so I confess sey I go run!
Had to change my mind about visiting her cuz I could walk into a set up.. That was the wildest girl I ever met.

I envy your lying skills

Asking too much question: Oboy, you be FBI?

Paying her fare or giving her cash:
Oboy na ur mugu registration fee you dey pay so

Looking at her front and back goodies:
Why can't you act as if they don't exist? You telling her you are after nothing but her goodie bags.

Showing off (a.k.a Pouring out your CV):
Ladies look for slightest opportunity to show off. The moment you try show off with wealth is that moment they will wanna show that you cant buy them with any of that. My guy, your CV is meant for job hunting not babe hunting. Keep it to yourself!

Begging her for her number :
"Can i have your number?", "Hope you don't mind giving me your number?"...all these are ways guys beg for ladies numbers without knowing it. You don't beg a lady for her number. The last i checked, na di same 11 digit MTN give you na ihn dem give dem too so why begging for it?

Lying:
You get her with lies you told; Same lies make her leave you. My guy, What have you gain? Lie does not pay.

Cramming what to say:
Oboy, no be exam you dey go na. Imagine where you dey pour wetin you done cram to the babe then con hook in the process. By the time you get yourself, the babe don waka far.


Badmouthing fellow guys:
A babe will never date you when you badmouth other guys or your friends. I don't know why but it's always so.

Boosting her ego by calling her sweet names:
Honey, Sweetie, Sugar...Oboy na your belle you dey purge so. The secret of getting her is killing her ego without her knowing and not boosting it.

How true is this statement?

princesuko:
At bolded is Partially wrong... I don't believe the bible meant Prophesy there... Try Using other versions of the Holy Bible..

The truth is you hardly find them Preaching with Unknown languages... They only use it when praying...


Now let me paint a scenario here...

In the bible , The disciples were at the upper room when the holy spirit descended upon them.. They began prophesying in unknown languages...

Now its totally Not an unknown language to all because some non believers understood what they were saying and were amazed because it was their Languages...


The bible also stated that People are giving different Gift ranging from healing to interpreting...

The problem now is finding the person with the gift of interpreting.

That's what i want to see. Why speaking in tongues when there is no one to interpret?

princesuko:
Your Quoting the bible wrongly


It wasn't referring to members....

The scripture there was talking about the preachers... If you must prophecy in an unknown language let there be an interpreter...


You don't expect someone who is praying a PRAY UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS prayer to need an interpreter...

Verse 27 said "If any man SPEAK in an unknown tongue....". SPEAK can either be prophesy or prayer. But in this case, it is both because verse 28 said "...and let him speak to himself(prophesy), and to God(prayer)". Let's assume you are totally correct. Now tell me how many you have seen speak in unknown language and also has an interpreter alongside?

emorse:
About 2 secs.

Ojestas:
just a glance. . then i saw minimum . . took me less than a second @ OP ,.U dey ask me make i no say wetin i see. . Shoro niyen?

There is no way you can see that within such a short interval. Haba, you go take time look am well na....Ojestas you be olodo. Simple instruction you can't heed to.

I have been to churches where almost all members speak in tongues. In fact, speaking in tongues is a prerequisite of being a true believer in some of these churches. I have asked those who speak in tongues the purpose of doing so since no one understands. Most reply are always similar to this: "It is a heavenly language that sets the devil and his followers in confusion...."
But reading my bible few days ago, i came across this portion:

1 Corinthians 14:27-28 King James Version (KJV)

27 If any man speak in an unknown tongue, let it be by two, or at the most by three, and that by course; and let one interpret.

28 But if there be no interpreter, let him keep silence in the church; and let him speak to himself, and to God.

Contrary to this, in churches today we see more than 20 people speaking in tongues at the same time with no one to volunteer as an interpreter thereby leaving we unbelievers in confusion alongside the devil and his followers. I never said speaking in tongues is not real but then, let someone always come to our rescue just like the bible has instructed.

PLEASE DON'T POST WHAT YOU SAW. JUST INDICATE HOW LONG IT TOOK YOU TO FIGURE IT OUT. It's very simple, though it took me like 20seconds to figure it out.

hatux:
How many times this photo is gonna make front page?

Are you a learner? If you wanna make FP, look for old topics that has made FP, finetune the topic in your own words, it automatically looks like a new topic to the mods. Mind you, don't change the content - just the topic.
This is the fifth time i am seeing this pix on FP not to mention other topics that has made FP like 20times.

Yasher:
Hmmm....no wonder charlie boy said,"if you say I get as I dey do, you sef get as you dey do."


But the important question @OP is where do we balance the man and woman

You deh ask me how to balance am abi? You no see this one below wey deh see Rhythms for my post wey him no fit point out. Very soon na Resonance and Refraction e go dey see. Ask am make him balance for you. Epitome of Nigeria lecturer. CRITICS AND INSATIABLE . KingTom see you girlfriend colleague here

nonjebose:
Rhythmic, but full of inconsistencies. Interesting to see the effort,though

Chemystery is back once again to unveil mysteries on nairaland....
Before you ask me wetin i bring come from travel, i will like you to go through these factual differences between Men and Women.
If you no like am, PM me for your bread!
Here i go....

1. Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember

2. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't

3. Men love who they trust; Women trust who they love

4. Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. (So each is inevitably disappointed)

5. Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.

6. Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not enough. (2) Too much.

7. Men are quicker in forgetting; women remember everything. (And i think that's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened. Lol)

8. When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

9. Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

10. Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as their allies

11. Men will insist on their rights and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.

12. Men kick friendship around like a football but it doesn't seem to break. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

13. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. (This one pain me pass... But why?)

14. Women are hardly disarmed by compliments. Men most times are.

15. Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.

16. Among men, most times, it’s always sex that result to intimacy but for women, it is the other way round.

What is his rank?
Soldier Come! soldier Go...!