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ladyF:
So make up from the girl's face stained the guy's face and down to his shirt?
I didn't know ladies put make up on their clothes too....the joke is not just realistic, that's all I'm saying!

so all jokes are realistic? I just don't want to believe you don't know the meaning of the word JOKE

na today we start dey hear dis kain news?

ladyF:
I dont get the joke

Go to joke section if you are looking for jokes. You will see the ones you will get...na guilty conscience dey worry you sha...

Lol

nice piece
But OP, i somehow don't agree with no.5 where you said we shouldn't mention the position we are applying for. At times companies might place openings for several position which makes it necessary to state the position you are applying for. What then will your letter be saying if not about the position you are applying for?

eherbal:
This Drained Me Emotionally.pls Solve. by eherbal(m): 8:53pm On Aug 04
She has the key to save him and change their situation. Regardless of how they
got in this predicament , she STILL holds the key. Now she could give him the
key and "set him free" but she doesn't trust him. She thinks if he could get
away by any means he would and leave her . . . . to die! But he wants to save
her regardless of their situation. He will stretch himself far and thin in order to
save her to have her to hold her. However he's powerless to change anything
his circumstance only but allows so much and unfortunately it will never be
enough. Not enough to make her trust him and not enough to reach her. He'd
break his own chains if he could but he simply can't. And even though she's
the one dying, she has the most power. She could save them both but she
would die before she trust him. And he'll eventually die without the key.
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* Tell me your thoughts first then in 4 hours after my shoot[b] I will post what it
means here [/b]-----> " "
Culled from facebook
Solution after first 15 responses.

What it means is a different thing from solving a puzzle.
By the way what are we solving if it is a puzzle cos puzzles come with questions

Mathematics of life

Sassybae:
Old Shit

yeah, that's actually the idea - bringng back old memories!

LOL

Nnemuka:
Skilled men are scarce, no time to teach some guy how to satisfy a lady.

i sincerely wanna know skills u ladies want. can u reveal?

op, who beat you?

matrixx9:
did you see where i clearly pointed out that there are other methods or are you blind?

why post lame methods that has 0% efficacy? You think someone just wakes up in the morning and calls himself a hacker? I repeat, no one with such skills to hack a site is as cheap as you decribed!

jonaji:
Really ? What have you done so far.... I mean list of operations you've successful carried out ?

classified info my brotherman....

wetin do ground to scratch body?

Op i laugh your lame methods of detecting hackers. I thougt you have something meaningful. No one with the skills of hacking will be so cheap like you just described. I'm a hacker and i bet you we are not that cheap. Now i challenge you to fish me out using all your skills.

So true

INTROVERT come and tell me what you gain from FTC cos i've been checking my mail since morning expecting seun's message asking me to send my account number but i never see.

in other news...See how i took FTC from my daughter introvert.
https://images.viralnova.com/000/047/577/premature3.gif

op u sure?

wailing wailers

where is that nairalander who rear crocodile and the rest...this one is for you

end time things
which country this happen?
why US never legalize animal marriage sef? Abi all no follow for human right?
By the way, op where is your source? abi you follow for policemen wey arrest dem ni?

Osibande looks like he's scared of coming closer

Mismanagement of Aba made many companies flee else Aba use to be one of the most industrialized city in SE and SS. Unilever use to have one of their biggest factories in Africa to be situated in Aba until the sent themselves packing for reasons i don't. 33 and Golden Guinea lager beer factory is yet to be revived. Op for now just take heart and see what this present administration can come up with. For now, focus on neighbouring states like Rivers, Akwa Ibom, Enugu.

naijainfogalery:
Not really for example, if u wanna convert to islam, you will first need to google hw to do the washing stuffs, but for christian, u can just enter, sit down and blend thats the diferent

You dont know much about Islam do you? You think it's that easy cos u re a christian. Christians know little about Islam as much as Muslims know about Christians. Bro i have gone to mosque several times so I know all that. Even as a christian, you will find it hard to blend when attending a new church

Grahamjnr:
Conversion to Christianity is not ambiguous hence you do not need a google to tell you how. Just believe in Jesus Christ and you are save!

you believe so cos you are christian. It's as simple in islam as well

naijainfogalery:
I think you are wrong here u know why?? If I want to become a Christian everyone knows all u just have to do is go to church so u don't even need to Google it but for Muslim o boy to go mosque go fear you now

you believe so cos you are christian. It's as simple in islam as well

Christians are only interested in converting a christian from church A to church B.
In other news, here are things people often want to convert to...

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2643787_screenshot20150718164802_png7c8700673ece2d671ddbab544b7c45aa

Na wa o. dem just dey shoot anybody ni? Naija which life?

NICE

Na like this the world take full for liars..lol

Gurgle:
Sorry I was talking to the guy you said I was giving hope to, not you

Apologies accepted!

Gurgle:
WHAT HOPES? How is repeatedly saying no giving someone hope

Mr man are you reading this

Ok, Mrs Woman, sorry continue...