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PoliticsIs George Bush Referring To OBJ? by chemystery(op): 7:53pm On Feb 20, 2015
Former President George W. Bush explained Thursday that he has avoided publicly criticizing President Obama because he feels it would undermine the office of the presidency.

“I don’t think it’s good for the country to have a former president undermine a current president; I think it’s bad for the presidency for that matter,” Mr. Bush said Thursday evening on Fox News’ “Hannity,” Mediaite reported.

The former president said that, though he follows politics and is “very aware of what’s going on,” he has no interest in generating headlines for himself by bashing his successor.

“Secondly, I really have had all the fame I want,” he continued. “I really don’t long for publicity. And the truth of the matter is in order for me to generate publicity I’d have to either attack the Republican Party, which I don’t want to do, or attack the president, which I don’t want to do. And so I’m perfectly content to be out of the limelight.”

Mr. Bush is currently making the media rounds to promote his new book, “41: A Portrait of My Father,” which he calls a “love story” about his dad, Former President George H.W. Bush



Source: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/nov/16/george-w-bush-says-he-avoids-criticizing-obama-out/#ixzz3SJRW7pBX
Forum GamesRe: Only For Genius [photo] by chemystery: 8:44pm On Feb 04, 2015
110 TEL. i.e dial 110 using the TELephone intercom
RomanceCons And Pros Of Dating Matured/older Ladies by chemystery(op): 8:00pm On Feb 04, 2015
Like majority of the guys out there, i'd love to end up with a younger lady,
but i have found myself having much attachment and falling in love with the
older ladies. Reasons are basically due to the advantages of dating an older
over a younger lady. Here, i'm going to share the pros and cons of dating an
older lady base on my experience...

______PROS_______
1. They are and act very matured.
Older ladies no doubt are very matured and easy to deal with. They understand
you and can read your motives even without you uttering a word

2. They are very caring
When you date an older lady, she cares for you like a mum does to a child.

3. They are very loyal
Yes! This is very true. When you date an older lady, you get surprised by the
way she carries herself - in a manner that acknowledges you are the BOSS

4. They are not money mongers
Very very true! Most of the times, older ladies are there for love and not because of your money.
In fact, they think more on how you gonna make more money than how you gonna spend.

5. They are good advisers
Older ladies can be good advisers and prudent in managing resources.

6. They make you feel like James Bond
If you have not felt like James Bond before, just try date older lady.
Especially if she is beautiful and endowed, you become the James Bond amongst your friends

7. They don't Play much "hard-to-get"
Some won't even play "hard-to-get" at all

8. They are bed warriors
Sorry i just have to include this cos that's how it is. Matured ladies are bed warriors.
I attribute this to be experience from territories they have conquered in the past

_______CONS________
1. You can never out-smart them
Like the saying goes, "What a child cannot see while standing, the elders have seen while sitting".
Older ladies are more experienced in relationship matters than you, so you can never out-smart her unless she purposely allowed you to.


2. They(or you) don't feel comfortable going out with you(or them)
Yes, this is so especially once it is very obvious to the public that she is older than you.

3. You dare not break their heart
In fact, just allow your own heart to be broken. And if she no gree break your heart,
better remain there forever than say you break her heart and can't tell the end of
the story. For her to stoop lower to you means she has given you all her heart and pride.

4. Your/Her Friends never cease to comment
Your friends and/or hers never cease to comment about your odd relationship.
They be like "O'boy, this your babe old pass you o". Most times out of jealousy

5. Whenever your 4k-up show or little misunderstanding
This is the time they will insult you and tell you how childish you are, how you behave like a kid and all that.

6. They can out-smart you easily
Forget say love they carry some girls brain at times, a younger lady is difficult to outsmart not to talk of a much older lady.
If it happens an older lady does not love you, my guy, you own don finish be that. She go do you strong-thing you soteh you go deh ask yourself weda na that your village winsh come spend holiday with you

7. They make your heart skip beats time after time
Not the beats of love but of marriage. Yes, matured ladies won't stop singing about marriages to your ears. If you are working, some will want to go to the extent of introducing you to their parents, siblings and even their pastors.

8. Approaching them
The most difficult thing about dating a matured lady is approching her first of all. It is very common for them to get embarrassed at first. It takes intelligience and caution to play your cards right.

9. They are not reliable.
They can dump you at any provocation. They are always at the look-out for an older man ready for marriage

You can add yours
FamilyRe: Dear Family, A Depressed Soul Needs Your Advice. by chemystery: 8:04pm On Jan 28, 2015
OP, is marriage all that matters in this life?
RomanceRe: My Doings Or The Calabar Girls' Syndrome? by chemystery(op): 10:48am On Jan 25, 2015
apparentlylaw:
The fact dey asked for Ur Number dosent mean what u trying to imply ...maybe dey jez want to be fwendz wif U
What am i implyinghuh
Christianity EtcRe: Why Don't Christians Practice This? by chemystery: 10:46am On Jan 25, 2015
Op, make we go open our own church
RomanceRe: Where Your Unclad Pic Or Video End Up(ladies!) by chemystery: 10:40am On Jan 25, 2015
Sparksfly:
[color=deeppink] Hmmm.[/color]
Your mind don skip abi?
RomanceRe: My Doings Or The Calabar Girls' Syndrome? by chemystery(op): 10:36am On Jan 25, 2015
100Cents:
Op, nah spiritual something.

I have sent two calabar ladies to you again today, they will accost you for your number.

Consult IFA for help..
LOl
Science/TechnologyRe: 12 Insane Road Intersections by chemystery(op): 9:58pm On Jan 12, 2015
9. Taganskaya Square, Moscow
10. The Tom Moreland Interchange, at the intersection of Interstate 85 and Interstate 285, Atlanta, Georgia
11. S32 Expressway at N-S Elevated Road, Shanghai
12. An Airbus A380crossing theAutobahn at Leipzig airport in Germany

Science/TechnologyRe: 12 Insane Road Intersections by chemystery(op): 9:54pm On Jan 12, 2015
5. The Magic Roundabout, Swindon, Wiltshire, England.
6. The I-17/I-10 interchange west/northwest of Downtown Phoenix, also known as "The Stack."
7. Salt Lake City's "spaghetti bowl", I-15 and I-80
8. Shanghai's Nanpu bridge, the world's fourth longest cable stayed bridge

Science/TechnologyRe: 12 Insane Road Intersections by chemystery(op): 9:49pm On Jan 12, 2015
1. The runway at the Gibraltar International Airport has a road crossing it
2. The monster of Los Angeles – the Judge Harry Pregerson Interchange
3. Birmingham's Spaghetti Junction, UK.
4. Parc Nus de la Trinitat, Barcelona
Science/Technology12 Insane Road Intersections by chemystery(op): 9:47pm On Jan 12, 2015
Here are some road intersections that will drive you nuts

RomanceRe: Share The Crazy Things You Did While In Love by chemystery(op): 11:18pm On Oct 01, 2014
spiro4real: Op, are you my ex? Because, he did all these you listed! Good ol' days
Hehehehehehehehe! See gbege. Hope no be person i deh talk of be this o
RomanceShare The Crazy Things You Did While In Love by chemystery(op): 11:26pm On Sep 29, 2014
There are some crazy things I did while in love that even up till date I can't believe I did those things. They include:
1. Crying cos I couldn't afford to miss her
2. Washing her clothes and undies
3. Pouring drinks from her mouth into mine.
4. Allowing her to apply make-ups on me.

Let's see yours if you have any
Christianity EtcRe: What Will Be Our Prayer Point In Heaven? by chemystery(op): 10:31pm On Sep 29, 2014
achinaboy: u have to ask the angels,i no fit talk wetin dey hapen for abuja talkless of heaven lipsrsealed
hehehehehehehe! Where I fit see angels ask?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UNICEM Recruitment For Graduate Trainee 2014 by chemystery: 1:48pm On Sep 29, 2014
Ferdybaba: I live on Earth sir!
Wow! Interesting.... I just relocated to earth recently. So which part of earth are you? Supply the info in this order >> Street, Town, State, Country, Continent
Christianity EtcWhat Will Be Our Prayer Point In Heaven? by chemystery(op): 1:25pm On Sep 29, 2014
I just thought of this. When we go to heaven, will there be need for prayers? If yes, what will be our prayer point?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UNICEM Recruitment For Graduate Trainee 2014 by chemystery: 11:58am On Sep 29, 2014
Ferdybaba: Hi Chemystery, CONGRATULATION!!!! You have absolutely nothing to prepare for anymore...It's the duty of the medical personel to ascertain how healthy you are before joining the company....It's most companies policy to go through medicals to ensure that their new recruits are physically and mentally fit for the job. You will.probably go through the urinal, blood sample and general check up tests.

.....As for the bottle, I have done nothing to deserve it but I won't mind any non-alcoholic beverage..Lol
All the best bro..
Thanks ferdybaba. You deserve bottles. Where you deh stay?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UNICEM Recruitment For Graduate Trainee 2014 by chemystery: 11:55am On Sep 29, 2014
Xlns: HEY GUYS, IF YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED FOR THE MEDICAL EXAMINATION, MAKE SURE YOU WEAR BETTER BOXER AND SINGLET O, IF NOT YOU GO JUST EMBARRASS YOUR SELF. .....ITS JUST A TIP, SO BE WELL PREPARED! cheesy
chai! Bro abeg u fit borrow me boxers? This my own I don wear am for five years. Even hypo plus perfume no fit help the situation...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UNICEM Recruitment For Graduate Trainee 2014 by chemystery: 11:54am On Sep 29, 2014
cc150615: you're kidding right?
obiscolly don ask me this question before. Ok now what do you think I'm kidding about?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UNICEM Recruitment For Graduate Trainee 2014 by chemystery: 3:51pm On Sep 28, 2014
Ferdybaba, I got a pre-employment medical examination mail. Please how do we prepare for this examination? Your urgent reply is needed.

Hahahahahaha! Ferdybaba, I owe your one bottle....
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Nairaland Buddy!! by chemystery: 11:05pm On Sep 24, 2014
rozzay: Woman wrappering. I go tell ur oga
Hahahahahahahahaha! This one no follow na rozzay. She said she needs friends and i asked her to pm me. I can as well do so if it were to be a guy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Nairaland Buddy!! by chemystery: 10:16pm On Sep 24, 2014
Dolemite, pm me let's roll....
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Nairaland Buddy!! by chemystery: 10:13pm On Sep 24, 2014
rozzay: Choi fine babe like u dey fin man bera join big babes like us wey woman wrapper dey open thread for
chai! i sight that!

naijaboiy
LaurelP
tosyne2much
Guys una deh see as woman-wrapper-ers deh boost rozzay swag?
RomanceRe: My Doings Or The Calabar Girls' Syndrome? by chemystery(op): 3:46pm On Sep 24, 2014
BreezyRita: Friendly and jovial??
I didn't get that in your post. From your post, it can be deduced that the girls were committing a heinous crime by asking for your number.
And if I had given that guy my contact, I'm sure he'd come to NL and say how loose Calabar girls were............. I'm sure he thought I was making a pass at him. Just cos I tried to help!!
SMH
haba! Don't misunderstand me o. Moreover my post is more of uncertainty starting from the topic. Anyway, I don't see it as crime for them to ask for my number cos we were already friends. They enjoyed my company and maybe were not satisfied. Maybe they want to keep in touch and all that with no string attached. On the contrary, it might be the other way round. Which ever way it is, I still stand that they are jovial and friendly. I don't attach the fact that a girl asked for my number as being cheap and most girls are taking it too far. You see someone needs your help and still expect you to ask for her number. What nonsense! What is number? Is number your body? Before the advent of GSM technology, is there no other way of proving to a guy you are not cheap? If it was 2face now I swear you must have given away your number alongside your address. That is when you will forget there exist words like cheap or expensive. In fact, you on your own will take him to the place and even ask for his number. So you ladies should drop that mentality. No guy sees you as cheap just by asking for his number not to talk of you giving him yours on request.
RomanceRe: My Doings Or The Calabar Girls' Syndrome? by chemystery(op): 8:52am On Sep 24, 2014
enkay4love: @ OP,u're obviously confused,ur original post had suspicion of a pre-concieved notion of Calabar girls' moral standards, just because u were lucky 2 had been asked for ur contact by two said ladies in Calabar,but in ur preceding quotes & replies,u encouraged a commentator "not to form" dat u like women who are open about their feelings irrespective of being labeled cheap,so where do u really stand? & for crying out loud,what's the big damn deal abt them asking 4 ur contact?not dat they called u up 4 sex or whatever u're alleging.
O.K, let's assume I'm confused and also lucky to have the girls ask for my number. Why haven't I be lucky in every other state I've been to? Why am I so lucky to have such occurrence in quick successions? Will you call that being lucky? Yeah I love ladies who don't torment themselves by stifling their feelings and dying from inside. Seriously, I don't get where you got confused. I said I like girls that don't form, meaning I like those girls for being open. So why are you trying to make it seem am saying two different things? It's a big deal for them to ask for my number cos I was indeed shock for I never expected that. By the way girl, who mentioned about sex? I'm only here to do my thing and leave. Sex is not even in the list of my one-millionth priority. I just enjoy the business of making friends. If they don't call me, it's no big deal and I don't even plan calling them either. Though just one of them called me on monday evening and I've not returned the call. Only met a nairalander last night she is from CR state - very jovial and nice and I enjoyed her company. grin
RomanceRe: My Doings Or The Calabar Girls' Syndrome? by chemystery(op): 8:26am On Sep 24, 2014
BreezyRita: Tell him o.
And @ op, those girls,did they tell you they were from there? Most of those girls are people from other states, tribes. Everyone keeps saying Calabar babe this Calabar babe that............ Its just over hyped!!
I'm a Calabar girl ok? I don't do most of these stuff. I've got friends too who don't. And what is wrong with being hospitablehuh? They got your number and you're seeing things...
Did they call you? Ask you outhuh
I was in a taxi once. Sat in front with one Yoruba dude who was visiting town for the first time. He chatted me up the moment I got in. Got to find out he was going to UCTH and didn't know how to get there. Since I was going to school, I insisted he dropped at the stadium while the driver was saying MCC...... He finally dropped with me..
Then he said this: " So you are dropping here? I see why you wanted me to stop here too".. Geez!! He asked for my number and I told him no!! Seriouslyhuh Cos I was being hospitable, you think I'm loose?
I believe that's what happened in the second case in your story.
WORD?? Stop making mountains out of mole hills!!
Why do you think giving someone you contact means being loose? Do you know if he want to appreciate your hospitability? Not giving someone your number doesn't mean you are loose but means you are not friendly. There are other ways you can show you are not loose and this one is million miles out of it. Or you wanna tell me I'm loose for giving those ladies my number? Hope you now see you are actually the one trying to make a mountain out of a mole hill. You said most of those girls are from other states, but the two I met were from CR state. Even as the girls took my numbers, I don't see them as loose but friendly and jovial.
RomanceRe: My Doings Or The Calabar Girls' Syndrome? by chemystery(op): 7:14pm On Sep 22, 2014
Agybabe: Op, it should be your doing.

Remember, you were so open, jovial, etc. And girls are into guys like that.

BTW, attitude is based on individuality and not tribalistic.

I be confirmed Calabar girl and a residence of same but I don't think I can act the way the 2 girls did.

I may like you and hope you like me too but I won't push it further by asking for your number.
if you don't push it further when you like the person, then you are only tormenting yourself. Attitude on its own is influence by geographical area and culture hope you know that? For instance, we africans are too formal when relating with elders than the europeans. The yorubas are said to show more respect and regard to an elderly person than other tribe. Culture geographical location does affect an individual. Moreso, I believe it was more on how I related with them than my looks or the so called calabar syndrome
RomanceRe: My Doings Or The Calabar Girls' Syndrome? by chemystery(op): 7:07pm On Sep 22, 2014
Rachealfebian: Wow, lovely hand wrk u've got, I have an opportunity for u
hmmmm! If you read my post you will realize I was only going my business or you be calabar girl?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UNICEM Recruitment For Graduate Trainee 2014 by chemystery: 4:20pm On Sep 22, 2014
obiscolly: Thursday shocked tell me you're kiddinghuh
i am kidding adulting

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