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 Romance › Re: What Do Ladies Do With Their Airtime? by chemystery(op): 11:16pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
lefulefu: dem dey use the airtime for phone gossip with each otherLol. Smh |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Help Our Future Generation by chemystery(op): 10:32pm On Sep 17, 2014 |
rozzay: Chemystery abiakwala ozo. *sekems in nd out of thread*sekem back come explain that! |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Help Our Future Generation by chemystery(op): 10:29pm On Sep 17, 2014 |
OsoDupe: See you, have u seen Tiwa on ordinary hair didi before? Check her 'ife wa gbona' video and u will know she is beautiful without the makeup.I have only seen her on makeups and the purpose of makeups is to enhance one's beauty. If she is such a celebrity and makeups can't even help her, sorry for her. Maybe I have a high taste. Don't know So u mean our greatgrand mothers were that beautiful abi? Check out some pictures taken by early missionaries in the 1500s or so about, then u will know wht I'm saying, even d grandpas that u claim choose their wives carefully, I wonder who marry the ugly ones then.You called that 1500. In 1500, camera technology is not as developed as it is today. There was nothing like photoshop then. Ladies were natural then and you have no doubt or confusion distinguishing the beautiful once from the ugly ones. The ugly once get married then and probably by the ugly once. Even if you should marry someone ugly then, at least you are conscious of your actions. Unlike these days you see an ugly girl and you think she is beautiful. And who told u trousers hide k-legs? That's d job of a long skirt, if u have k-leg or u leg, trouser go show am,no hiding place, so how is ur dressing up affecting ur future generationIf you don't know, know it now that girls hide a lot of things inside trousers especially spotty-legs, yam-leg, k-leg and bow-leg. If it doesn't conceal those things like you claimed, tell me why ladies with these defects put on nothing but trousers? I still don't understand. This is it for this generation, u don't know wht will be in vogue in the future so ko soro.And this scares the shiit out of me! |
| Romance › Ladies, Please Help Our Future Generation by chemystery(op): 9:22pm On Sep 17, 2014 |
Chemystery is at it again... The inspiration behind this post was when my friend was telling me today how Tiwa Savage is so beautiful. In fact i fainted on hearing this. Imagine! It is very glaring that makeups have so made it that our generation no longer know what it entails to call a woman beautiful. Makeups have so made it that our men now see the dolls in form of ladies as beautiful. Now see our parents. They picked their wives carefully those days our mum go purely natural with no brazilian hair, pancake or marykay, fixed eyebrow, lashes, contact lenses, fixed nails, lipsticks, buttocks supplement. So the men of those days were exposed to pure, natural and unadulterated beauty and these affected the generation positively for this helped to checkmate the population of the ugly once. But suddenly, makeups came up from nowhere and every lady became beautiful just as suddenly. Now you see handsome and ugly men patronizing ugly-women-made-beautiful and this has no doubt help increase the population of ugly people walking down the streets. Those days, our men judge beauty from a ladies legs as well but these days our ladies have used trousers to cover it up that's why we have a large population of k-legs and bow-legs these days. But one thing i thank God for is that ladies cannot fix brains else our future generation will be over populated with olodos. Another issue again is that our children will no longer cherish grandparents like we do those days. I just can't imagine a generation where grandmums will be putting on bumshorts with grandchildren. In fact, the list is just inexhaustible. Chai! I really pity our future generation sha. Ladies, please stop confusing and deceiving us. Help our generation. Help our future kids i deh beg... |
| Nairaland General › Re: Associations On Nairaland And Their Members by chemystery(op): 2:49pm On Sep 17, 2014 |
Awoofawo: Where you dey run to? Bia come hia no fearno worry i still deh. But na from far i deh deh answer you.... |
| Romance › Re: Men Don Suffer!!! by chemystery: 2:48pm On Sep 17, 2014 |
femcruz: All I'll say is that some nigeria girls her decent but most Nigeria girls are after money, even some decent girls are now been convinced to join there female colleague.ehya! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Associations On Nairaland And Their Members by chemystery(op): 2:30pm On Sep 17, 2014 |
Awoofawo: I no fix mention dem hia but if you are beautiful madam come inside my holy of holy (bedroom) make I whisper am for your ear*wears my iron boxers and runs out of thread* |
| Nairaland General › Re: Associations On Nairaland And Their Members by chemystery(op): 2:14pm On Sep 17, 2014 |
Awoofawo: You wan make I cause WwIII for nairaland heeen?!eh, we know say dem know diasef but we wan know dem |
| Nairaland General › Re: Associations On Nairaland And Their Members by chemystery(op): 1:37pm On Sep 17, 2014 |
Awoofawo: Can you image!!! He didn't made mention of the most noble associations such as Garri Farmers Association on Nairaland GFAN; Garri Lovers Alliance of Nairaland GLAN; Warlords Pacification Council WPC; Tribal Bigot Union TBU and lastly but not less; Seun As$ Licker Coalition SALCoya list members no time |
| Nairaland General › Re: Associations On Nairaland And Their Members by chemystery(op): 9:42am On Sep 17, 2014 |
naijaboiy: Chemystery,,this should be in the romance sectionmy guy it was on romance section i don't know who moved it. Pasqal09 na you move am? Forget the topic na romance section material be this o. |
| Nairaland General › Associations On Nairaland And Their Members by chemystery(op): 5:02am On Sep 17, 2014 |
These are associations on nairaland. TDAN - Thread Derailers Association of Nairaland This group is dominated by ladies and all they do is derail thread. For the sake of fear of their badmouth, i chose not to assign members here. But if your liver reach, help me fish them out NAFWIAC - Nairaland Agency For Woman-wrappering Investigation And Control This group checkmates all forms and levels of woman wrapper-ing. Members include: tosyne2much - CEO LaurelP - Managing Director chemystery - Special Adviser and PA to CEO naijaboiy - Recruiter WWAN - Woman Wrapper-ing Association of Nairaland This group is where we have all women stalkers/wrapper-ers. I'm new here so i leave the old cargoes or top members of NAFWIAC to assign members here. AJAJOP - Association of Jonsing and Jobless Posters This group post jonsing or fake stories. Here are some honorable members: Andyblaze - CEO Spacegoat - Coordinator, Jonsing posts yungwizzzy - Trainee NMCG - Nairaland Meaningful Contributors Group From my observation, these are those i have seen with at least straight-to-the-point-comment. Here as some members: mariolae - MD of NMCG unyours - Shareholder MrsBreezy - P.R.O pasqal09 - Chairman Bashers Commitee For those whose job is to bash you for one or two reasons(esp pertaining your use of words). Loading... TTA - Talk-Take Association These are people popular for numerous posts: Member: rozzay - sole ownership ETYG - Every Thread You Go These guys are like MTN - You see them on almost every thread. Members are: temigracie - CEO dytbabe - MD rozzay - major shareholder mariolae - runner up I placed this on the romance section cos that's where i tend to know a lot of nairalander. This is just for fun so don't take it personal. Maybe i missed some Associations or Members. You are free to add to the list. |
| Romance › Re: Chasing a Woman For A Long Period Of Time (what Is The Motive Behind This?) by chemystery: 3:43am On Sep 17, 2014*. Modified: 3:58am On Sep 17, 2014 |
When faced with mystery, remember chemystery. Now this is it. Using myself as a case study, i don't woo ladies i only have to be with you, then study you for a while. Being very sure i won't get a NO, that's when i'll now throw my lyrics. The reason is this: i, just like every other man has this ego. It takes a man alot to woo a lady. One of which is doing away with pride and ego. Now when a lady says NO to him, he is only fighting to get back his lost pride and ego but not sex as wrongly interpreted by most ladies. You know every lady thinks she can buy a man with sex that's why the ladies think men woo them for years just for sex. A man who is after sex of course knows every nook and cranny of where to get it from. Now when the lady finally says YES, the man will now look for the opportunity to explore what she has been pompous about for year. He will be like "make i see wetin make this girl deh form since sef". Sometimes he will be like "let me lower her pride...just like she did to mine". And the only way he can do all these is through sex cos that's shamefully what every woman can offer in a relationship. That's why in any little thing they start ranting sex sex sex as if the life of men revolves round it. Make i hold brake here. Cos ihn be like i don deh provoke already... Summary: A man going after a lady for years has an invisible placard with the hash-tag #bringBackMyPride 24 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Lines by chemystery: 3:29am On Sep 17, 2014 |
khiaa: LMAO@ the coconut of my head.......hahahahaha. Na the koko be that. By the way thanks for the tips. I just hope it has a zero fatality rate. |
| Romance › Re: Lines by chemystery: 2:49am On Sep 17, 2014 |
You are the apple of my eye; the coconut of my head. Works like magic 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: What Do Ladies Do With Their Airtime? by chemystery(op): 2:43am On Sep 17, 2014 |
prettythicksme: @op send me airtime naa I go call youEven if i send sef it makes no difference for you will still not call. No be today i start deh play this script. If i send am now, you go start deh see am as big thing like: "How i go just waste this credit like that? Not even on something important but on a guy! I mean strange guy". Forgetting say na still that stranger send am. That's ladies for you... |
| Romance › What Do Ladies Do With Their Airtime? by chemystery(op): 10:36pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
For god's sake, I wonder what ladies do with their airtime. Being the guy and you have a sister, you are always the one in position to call her, if possible send her airtime. Being a guy and you have a girlfriend, you are always in position to call her as well as sending her airtime. Being a guy have female friends but they will never call you. They flash you whenever they need your help. The worst happened one morning not long after I woke up. One of my female friends flashed me like twice. I called her and she started singing "Happy Buy-day too you..." Piiim! I ended the call. "Rubbish! So you flashed me to wish me happy birthday". I was just angry and irritated throughout that day Please for God's sake wetin girls deh use airtime do? Abi dem deh deposit am for bank or what? O ma se o! 5 Likes 3 Shares |
| Romance › Re: TOP 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by chemystery: 10:15pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
Oya take am... 1. You are a maga when you have a bank(girl) where you only deposit but never withdraws. 2. You are a maga when a girl take you phone as calling machine while hers is an answering machine. 3. You are maga when you call to take her out and she wants to come along with a friend or friends Loading.... 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Has Finished Me!!! by chemystery: 8:17pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
chymystique: 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: What Qualities Can A Man Possess To Attract Women? by chemystery: 8:13pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
Sookul: they undergo metamorphosislol |
| Christianity Etc › Re: The Scientific Facts: The Biblical Evidence by chemystery: 9:08am On Sep 14, 2014 |
Peterken05: i'm so sorry for asking, whats your intelligent quotient? 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: The Bible: The Booklet Or The Content? by chemystery(op): 9:07am On Sep 14, 2014 |
Samflexxy, are you sure you read what i posted? I don't think you did else you should know i'm not talking about believing in God or not. Even though you remain anonymous in this forum, at least be prudent in your use of words. Thank you! |
| Christianity Etc › The Bible: The Booklet Or The Content? by chemystery(op): 2:33am On Sep 14, 2014 |
A friend once asked me if I'm pressed and I have the bible and my last 1000naira note, which will I use to wipe my anus after using the toilet? I told him I'll use the Bible without thinking twice and he was like "The Word of God? Don't you know that's an abormination in the sight of God?". I said I only used a paper but the word of God still exists and remains the same. Afterall, it's not the last copy I used!!! I gave him an instance where I have a bible app in my phone and will it be a sin against God if I flush my phone with the word of God as an installed app into the toilet? Even though my friend kept insisting it's wrong, I still believe it isn't. Nairalanders what do you think? Is the Bible the booklet or the word? Cos I think the booklet is just the "word holder" just like our electronic devices holds the installed app. So tearing the booklet is like destroying or smashing my phone or laptop on a hard surface. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: The Scientific Facts: The Biblical Evidence by chemystery: 1:51am On Sep 14, 2014*. Modified: 2:09am On Sep 14, 2014 |
15. In quantum physics, Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle states that it is impossible to measure the momentum and the position of a particle simultaneously to a high accuracy. The lesser the inaccuracy(or uncertainty) in one, the greater the inaccuracy in the other and vice versa. While the product of these uncertainties is equal to planck's constant. In the Bible, Jesus stated that "No one can serve two masters at a time. For either he will hate one and love the other; or else, he will hold to one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and money." (Matthew 6:24, Luke 16:13) Very certain Heisenberg copied Jesus!!! 12 Likes 6 Shares |
| Christianity Etc › Mentalities Every True Christian Has To Change by chemystery(op): 1:23am On Sep 14, 2014 |
Here are some mentalities every true Christian has to change: 1. Leaving a closer church to worship in a far away church: Yeah this really makes me wonder if God is everywhere. Why should a Christian leave a church just next to where he/she resides to another church where he or she needs to take transport to and fro. Please my true Christian brothers and sisters, this sunday, just take a stroll and look for the nearest church to worship God. God is everywhere. Traveling miles away to attend church service is just useless and shows you are attending that Church cos of the pastor, the Church itself or for some other selfish reasons making the quest to seek for God your secondary reason for going to church. 2. You go out preaching with the intention of drawing new members to your church and not to draw new souls to God. I once saw some Christians sharing hand bills inviting people to their church. When they came to me, I told them I'm not a Christian. With no further questions or comments they left me. They didn't go to far before I called them back and told them that true christians win new souls but not deflect an already won soul. They should have taken me as special invitee... In fact, they were all ashamed of themselves that very day. 3. You attend church A and you moved to a new location but refuse to attend any church until you see a branch of church A around your new location. Hmmmmn 4. This is related to number 3. You traveled to a new location, time to pay your tithe you called you pastor in your previous church branch to pay the money into his account. Bro, you are only interested in the matters of your pastor and you church and not the God you serve. Or you have the mindset that tithe is to be paid only in the purse of that man who speak the word of God to you daily. But I tell you that anyone doing the work of God(preaching) is entitled to receive tithes. So give out your tithes to the closest man of God. If a pastor lives in the same street as you, just walk down to his place and pay your tithe. Mind you, it's not only on sundays you pay tithes. God bless you as you work on this and live a true christian life. |
| Romance › Re: Do You Act Differently On Nairaland Than You Do In Real Life? by chemystery: 12:41am On Sep 14, 2014 |
tosyne2much I don show. Chai! But I show when the soup don deh cold o. Ihn be like you know di kain topic I deh like. Well sha, me cool like ice-block for real life but a bloody noisemaker on Nairaland. Things I can voice out in real life, I do it here. I hate arguments and replying to useless talks but I find myself a lover of argument here. One thing that remains same both real life and on NL is that I don't do woman wrappering. In fact I don't take nonsense from ladies I treat the male folks and female folks equally. Thank you *drops mic* |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Get Timid When Buyn Condoms In Public Stores by chemystery: 9:44pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
chidekings: got ur point,seems i have been too serious with life lately.LOL. It's good to take things serious in real life but nairaland is a virtual place. I don't argue in real life but i find myself doing so here. I'm quite in real life but a noisemaker here. Have met a lady here - we both exchange words but we later became friends and i later discovered she's just jovial and friendly. So bro, join the fun  |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Get Timid When Buyn Condoms In Public Stores by chemystery: 9:30pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
chidekings: bro why all this details and long post,when u should have ignored itit's part of the fun here else i would have ignored you and every other topics and post on nairaland. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Get Timid When Buyn Condoms In Public Stores by chemystery: 9:28pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie: Lol...pls swerve. |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Get Timid When Buyn Condoms In Public Stores by chemystery: 9:17pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie: I said you should ask the ladies dear...i never ask for your age i just ask a question that requires a yes or no. Don't be so emotional about the whole thing i was just asking cos you said some and i explained the category of ladies that experiences such and only wanna know if you fall under that category. As simple as that! Moreover if you are not under that category you wouldn't have made the list up there in your first post. |
| Romance › Re: See Me See Wahala! by chemystery: 8:30pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
1one: MAZI JOE.. Give this guy a plot of land in Banana Island for this commentLOL...bros i tell you, the tin tire me |
| Romance › Re: Question To All Single Ladies... by chemystery: 8:27pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Coldfeet: Hahah! I can only be concerned of the ones I left behind not the ones I didn't meet! And yes I do count it cos na me dey personally wear am the condom.hmmm... Babes deh always show concern even for the once others left behind...maybe you are different. But you na badt babe sha o... |
, hair, tell her how nice she smells, how pretty her smile is. Find out her intrest/hobbies, ask her out for lunch/dinner/drinks if she except or wants to think on it ask for her number. I hope that helps. 
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