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RomanceRe: See Me See Wahala! by chemystery: 8:19pm On Sep 13, 2014
akitijackson: But babe, isn't it cheap to tell a guy u like him? For me it's like u've presented urself cheap. No offence pls. Anyways, it's non of my business.
no it isn't provided the guy likes you too. If a guy says he likes you does it mean the guy is cheap? Abeg drop that old school mentality
RomanceRe: Question To All Single Ladies... by chemystery: 8:03pm On Sep 13, 2014
Coldfeet: Very right to keep a condom and very wrong for a girl to ask him why?angry very right for a girl to ask what happened to the remaining condoms if next time she notices a shortage grin
hehehehehehe! So you count am? What if you came for the first time and met 2 in a pack instead of 4? I have been a victim of that situation and the babe was like...what happened to the missing two and i screamed "chei! This chemist don cheat me o!".
RomanceRe: See Me See Wahala! by chemystery: 7:54pm On Sep 13, 2014
rozzay: Lol naughty boy sharp guy, my eyes dey fail me for nyte.
FIXED! Hehehehehehehe! Why your eye no go fail you when your mind deh for male
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Get Timid When Buyn Condoms In Public Stores by chemystery: 7:53pm On Sep 13, 2014
Kachisbarbie: My dear, it's not off the list...maybe it's not se*ual, but ask babes, it makes some feel somehow, especially when it's a guy selling.
hmmmm. Only teenage girls will feel shy buying sanitary pad just like i use to be shy buying shaving sticks as a teenager with no beards. Even me sef as a guy don't feel shy buying sanitary pads. I ve done that several times for my ladies. No offence, are you above 20?
RomanceRe: See Me See Wahala! by chemystery: 7:45pm On Sep 13, 2014
rozzay: Lol, see woman wrappering. Hehehehe. Yes dear my pm aint working but dis happened a while ago nd if u knew me den I had an alternate mail in my personal message but I removed it wen mails got too much. Oya let me pm u, so dat u will not cry now
hahahahahahaha! I no deh do woman wrappering you sef know me. Man deh pass some kind tins na. Oya pm me na if your mail deh work so i no go cry again(note that this is not woman wrapper-ing o) grin .

@boldtext, i catch you! You wrote male there at first...and that is man wrapper-ing grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Get Timid When Buyn Condoms In Public Stores by chemystery: 7:35pm On Sep 13, 2014
Kachisbarbie: Lol...same with sanitary pads, postinor 2, Viagra etc
It's not usually easy placing others for those things...
this is off the list. It is like buying tissue paper else you should be adding handkerchief, shaving stick, and so no...
RomanceRe: See Me See Wahala! by chemystery: 7:29pm On Sep 13, 2014
rozzay: Now everyone has been opening threads on dis my fav section nd it occured to me dat I had just been reading nd reading. Now its my turn to open my own thread on Romance fp(weda. Fiction or fact nko gbasaraghi)
Now here's wat happened;
I received pm from a nlander male guy (don't ask me who) chatted thru mail den exchanged pins
Started chatting on bbm, me been my normal charming self(ayam always an irresistable darling). D guy loved every bit of our chat time nd after a while he invited me to an outing with his friend, so he came to my place picked me up nd we all had a nice time, but I kind of noticed dat d guy was treating me somehow like covering me wit his jacket wen I felt cold, holding my arm unnecessary etc, I brushed dem aside, we were with 2 friends male nd immediately I saw one of dem I liked him nd I also saw dat he liked me too, d way he was acting. To cut d long story short. After d outing, some days later I was chatting wit him nd den I popped it up, dear can u help me tell ur friend dat I like him, honest ordinary statement o! Na em d guy provoke; I can't tell him cos he thinks u r my gal bla bla. I said y would he think so? Am I ur gal? Ogbeni don't put sand sand for my garri o, tell am. D guy no gree o! Eeeh how will I tell him dat u like him after I told him I liked u, told him! Did u tell me?
Pllease see me see wahala wat did I do wrong cos d guy no con talk to me again, na by force to like person abeg helep me judge d mata
So you lied to me your pm aint working. Let's assume it's the truth, that means your story is false...
Music/RadioRe: Your Best Music Track Of All Time? by chemystery(op): 7:18pm On Sep 13, 2014
More Love - Eric Donaldson
RomanceRe: Is This Marriage Or Modern Slavery? by chemystery(op): 5:32pm On Sep 13, 2014
dytbabe: undecided undecided undecided
RomanceIs This Marriage Or Modern Slavery? by chemystery(op): 5:18pm On Sep 13, 2014
You met him today, he told you he is based in Malaysia, Cambodia, Malawi, Italy, etc, which is true, you guys exchanged pleasantries. A week later he proposed to you and you agreed cos he is based abroad, in two weeks time every marriage arrangement was made and you guys finally got married. At most, everything took 2months and in two weeks time, he flew you abroad to his base and no one could locate you both and if you are so unlucky like one of my female friends, he deletes all your contacts in your phone and facebook except that of your parents and siblings. My dear i'm asking you this question: "Are you happily married or happily sold into slavery?" Ladies are really turning this marriage thing into something else. Dem no deh use eye see person wey deh abroad even if na Haiti or Burundi. Ladies please stay away from this type of slave trade cos it's just a trend i see everywhere these days. The last i checked, marriage does not make two persons ONE but love. If you have this mindset with me, you will know that marriage is not all and all. Know your spouse before you shook head enter cos it's better to be single and be happy than being married and remain unhappy.
TravelRe: * by chemystery: 3:25pm On Sep 13, 2014
Arcasie: connecticut ....ws hopin I wudnt hv to reveal too much personal infomation ....just need to noe a few recommended places to visit with the friends im bringing
o.k if you need a place to go in Nigeria and enjoy your stay, then think of Calabar. Lagos is just a rowdy hustling ground and i won't advise you spend it in Lagos. Port Harcourt is just an over-hyped city so don't even think of it. Abuja....ehhhm... I leave that for Abuja residents cos i've only visited once and spent two days. Lol
Music/RadioYour Best Music Track Of All Time? by chemystery(op): 2:34pm On Sep 13, 2014
Share your best music track of all time. Please share only but one song. And let the likes keep coming...let's see those who have a taste for good music. Use the format: Title - Artist.
TravelRe: * by chemystery: 2:08pm On Sep 13, 2014
Arcasie: we live in the states
which state?
RomanceRe: She's Pregnant For Her Ex!!!!! by chemystery: 1:58pm On Sep 13, 2014
You still have one business with the guy - just go back to him and discuss what happens to the baby. #my1kobo
RomanceRe: Wen Ur Fiance/fiancee Refuses To Post A Pix Of U Nor Chnge Her Reltnshp Status! by chemystery:
I'll do nothing cos our parents didn't do that and they didn't die but living a happily married life.
AgricultureRe: SNAKE FARM ? {pic} :-\ by chemystery: 12:08pm On Sep 13, 2014
ifeomabernard: Waou! So how can I order for one so I can have snake pepper soup chie! Itz been a while!
yucccck!!!
*holds neck*
AgricultureRe: SNAKE FARM ? {pic} :-\ by chemystery: 12:04pm On Sep 13, 2014
Pateniya: I hate these creatures. But i love the creator
if you love him you should love his creations
AgricultureRe: SNAKE FARM ? {pic} :-\ by chemystery: 12:03pm On Sep 13, 2014
Suarezilla: Why would someone rear snakes?
this shows that anything is rearable. It also means that somewhere out there someone might even be rearing mosquitoes...
Christianity EtcRe: IS SATAN REAL? Does Satan Exist? by chemystery: 11:39am On Sep 13, 2014
---> Religion Section: https://www.nairaland.com/religion
TravelRe: * by chemystery: 11:30am On Sep 13, 2014
Arcasie: My mom is nigerian and we are both coming to visit along with some foreign friends early next year. It will be my first time and her umpteenth time smiley ... hoping some of you could give me a few travelling tips when coming to nigeria and the best places to visit while im there to make my trip more entertaining and worthwhile. thank you
where are you coming from you didn't indicate. For that will determine where i will ask you to visit. If you are coming from Liberia...you know na....we go just quarantine you sharp-sharp. By the way, don't mind me but just tell us where you are coming from cos from your flow, i noticed you avoided disclosing much info. Thanks
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by chemystery(op): 10:33am On Sep 13, 2014
Indializzie: Most dudes percieve ladies who vividly express themselves as 'HOES'...and they immediately think they shuld get SEX outta d deal. For me u aint gettin NO green light if u dnt 1ST show a lil interest. Wen I notice ur interest den my 'green-light' can come, to ENCOURAGE u... d stares, smiles, bein on my best behaviour wt u in sight, prompt return of calls n msgs,et al<all afta I'v noticed ur interest,& of course u shld b marriage material>.I'v got zero-tolerance for guys who under-value ladies,+ I got no tym for FLINGS. My crush quickly fizzles out once I see u aint interested. Evn if I stil HOPE U cld somday show interest, I wil atm redirect my attention on somtin/som1 else.
nice!
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by chemystery(op): 8:42pm On Sep 12, 2014
IdJack: There are some green light a lady will show you...if you are not fast to notice it...the light will turn to RED, maybe her guy is around

Guys be careful ooo, before you go for the green light especially in a fastfood, restaurant, shopping mall, make sure you have a fat purse, and your ATM card is loaded with bucks.

My own when i see the yellow light blinking i don enter...knowing well that after the yellow light na GREEN.
sharp guy! I beliv you

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