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snowprince07: **say na him b guy alone?? Mtcheww
anoda customer de wait joor

hahahahahahahaha! Smh!

CuteTiana: very funny, actually am still friends with him, and he regrets not taking the bold step back then, but its all in the past now. It took me 3 months to get him off my mind and go for the new guy (who am very much comfortable with) and I dont regret my actions, he was taking too much of my time.

when you become friends with lady for so long it becomes very difficult to ask her for a date for fear not to taint the friendship should in case she declines. I've been in such situation before i think it should be the same case with the guy and in such condition you need to shine the greenlight at an extremely high voltage to assure the guy he's on a safer side. Chai, i deh feel my guy ordeal...

AfricanApple: I've always rejected every green light a girl has given me, what do I need it for. let them feel what we also feel when they reject us. green light ko, yellow light ni

bro, there are some competitions meant for ladies. Meaning you as a guy can never win it. So you saying you want them to feel anything is just aimless. At the end, you will see you are losing out.

CuteTiana: well, I did tell him, but he didnt believe that someone of my personality would not have a man behind her. So while he waited to ascertain if I had someone or not, another person stole my interest, and when he finally came to terms with what I had earlier told him, I was gone.

chai! But that guy dull o... On the other hand, ihn fit be say you shine am low-voltage green light! Moreover, you should have halted the other guy cos there's someone you are waiting to notice your greenlight. Lol

AfricanApple: Lol, u are so anxious for a gal to give u green light. wetin u won use am do

see question o. i wan use am illuminate my bedroom. As if if dem give you you no go happy.

jahbiz: Even if a lady gives m green light plus pink, if I don't like you, I won't see you let alone of your useless light.

hahahaha! Baddest guy! What if you con like her?

AfricanApple: na prayer

curse is a type of prayer just as darkness is a type of light(black light)

sambright2012: d link is fraustrating, pls can u provide other means to register .

ehn ehn, you for no speak english...

jideomowunmi: No chemistry...

who is calling my name!

Women are confused beings. What attracts them today is not what attracts them tomorrow. It can be money, looks, physique, fame, courage, intelligence, or even nothing... Makes me to wonder what the hell our ladies really want

LaurelP: So ur still a common undergee
Yet u go come dey form madam 4 here

my own copy!

AfricanApple: I talk am, I know say na d tin wey dey your mind be that. instead of green light you go see say na red u go dey see

oboy na curse?

MissMeiya: LMAO at the bitter guys in this thread. Crying. X'D

winsh!

mbourie: Guys, please leave NL ladies alone....how do you expect someone who has lost count say her mind?

Do you know how many green and amber(quick) light these ladies give per day which is dependent on the traffic flow - hunky, cute and rich blokes - they come across at the church/camp/convention, gym house, commercial bus, office, neighbourhood, airport,shopping mall, campus etc?

You dudes are in for a shock if these ladies spill the bean; because a brand new Hyundai shock absorber will not withstand their countless green light.....

this guy finish talk here

Toks2008: Anytime i see a rhread that involves contribution from nairaland ladies as regards romance and sex i dont bother reading that thread because its almost certain rhat they will hardly contribute because of their timidity or hypocrisy.

I cant believe that a thread like this running into 12 pages is mostly dominated by male post in a thread that needs more comments from females. Thanks sezxskill for ur input.

Left to nairaland babes,this forum would have been a seriously boring one.smh.

ah swear! Nairaland ladies no be am at all. Tufia!

CuteTiana: Talking about green lights, I once had a thing for this guy, he also felt the same way cuz I could tell from the attention he gave me but I suppose he thought I was taken. I tried in every way to pass the message across that I was free, but he just didnt get any. I smiled, became extra friendly, tried using pet names too, but none worked. I lost interest in the long run, that was wen he finally realized I was giving him the green light, but it was late then. Some guys sef #SMH

some guys sef... Dem too dull and clueless abi? Hope you didn't keep flashing the light and telling him you have a boyfriend? Cos a gal once did that to me until one of her friends came to tell me secretly she has no boyfriend. I'm so sure that was what you did! If not, you should have told him plane-blank that you ain't taken.

AfricanApple: ah Kahn, why body dey do u miniminiwanawana.
so eager to learn. no worry eh nobody go greenlight u

why body no go do me wanawanawiniwini? You want make i deh miss future greenlights abi? Sorry ihn no go work for you. Lol

tosyne2much: OP (chemystery) my sure padi, thanks for this write up... At least those who have been dummies would now knw how to flash their greenlight or take advantage of the opposite sex green light... Back to the topic, The truth is, so many ladies believe they are doin us a great favour by showing us greenlight. However, they feel they have bypassed their protocol and guys should start running after dem wen them obviously flash their greenlight.. There no biggie in greenlight, I guess a real man of honour would not be gracing the floor or becomes a woman wrapper because a lady flashes her greenlight.. Countless times , I have ignored many greenlight and turned down so many ladies advances and they tend to hate me agfterwards.. *wetin concern me*

hahahahaha! My manchi, you never disappoint me with your post. Most times if you don't respond to their greenlight as a result or ignorance or intentionally, you become their worst enemy. But the thing be say me never see the greenlight sef not to talk of turning it down. If you deh notice greenlight know say you na baba!

Fweshdude: Yσu νεx σ.

Bu† †hε lαdıεs αrε αlrεαdγ bσuηcıηg ıη☺

hahahahahahaha! No be small vex o. Na when dem be deh 4k up. Lol

youngalex: She(Female Big Booty Banker) greets me wella each time I get to their canteen for lunch,today she saw me after like 2weeks we haven't set eyes on each other,she was just smiling and whinning her booty arnd me..Shey na greenlight? Chyking starts tmoro

that's enough greenlight bro. But if you receive a slap tomorrow please don't quote me.

Sunshinelady: . Na wa u o , u wan make I com dey broadcast my greenlite experience? Hehehe, we go see lera

it's no big deal na. At least we will all learn. Moreover i'm sure you ain't giving no one greenlight here so no harm broadscattering it!

temigracie: ..lol...Mencade darling...

I hate green..its not for me....

I love showing blue lights....And i show it to special guys only....


**covers face with 30 yards of ankara***


Mencade5, will you marry moi??....**shines my Mecca teeth**

you are always a derailer! Please this is not BB instant messenger. Just read comments if you can't contribute. Thanks for understanding...

Jasi7: Its 3cycle..dats her moniker

thank you bro. Oya 3cycle come and share your greenlight tactics

Spidermon: Ma guy, shey na until she put her poosie juice for your eyes like eye drop b4 u go soji yourself?

hahahahahaha...! laugh wan throw me inside bush!

experimentist: No mind dem too selfish.. They're only interested in the money.. If dem notice say cash dey dem go shine d light green light with high voltage..

hahahahahahahahahaha! Funniest guy ever!

Kinkybraids: Im loving this Topic...the comments are too funny

Personally I think the following are 'green light' moments

1. When you look across the room and your eyes lock and she doesnt look away but challenges you and smiles... its hard to keep eye contact so if she does then its a clear sign she wants you to come say hi

2. My personal favorite is coming up with excuses to always talk to him... like borrowing a book, or something that I will have to return to you. If she is always doing this then its a sure sign

3.When you are talking to a guy and as you laugh you tap on his arm ...

4. If she is always looking sexier than normal when she has to meet with you then its obvious she is trying to impress you...

5. I really think the smile says it all... I personally have this 'unique' smile that i only show when im with someone I like. Its sort of a shy smile...like im 'blushing' ... I think many girls use this

Lastly my personal favorite when she offers to pay for stuff...including your stuff, girls dont mind using the money of guys that they dont like but when a girl likes you she will try to make sure you dont spend unnecessarily.

i'm not surprised! This is kinkybraids. Seen some of her comments. She never disappoints. Thanks for these tactics. Seriously i have experienced some of them but couldn't interprete as greenlights...

experimentist: Naija babes dem too dull them go dey wait for guy to come toast dem.. For yankee here na chicks dey come woo us..

see na! Even to tell us some greenlight tactics na problem.

olulove: There is this lady that came to my desk to complain about ATM dispense
me: how may i help you?
lady: your ATM machine just debited #2000
me: kindly pick a form from that trolley. pointed to the trolley for dispense error form.
lady: should i fill it?
me: yes
after filling the form i directed her to my ATM custodian for further resolution and submission.
she said thank you and left..she later came to ask me how long it will take to the reverse the transaction, i said 24hr...she said thank you and left
she came back for the third time.

lady: pls will i get the alert on my fone?

at this juncture i no say na number she want make i collect...as a sharp young bank(bad) guy
i just give her card...see happiness for her eyes and a louder THANK YOU!...unfortunately i left my phone at home that day when i reach hus see miss calls...called her later that day and the rest is YOLO!!!!!!!!

O MEHN! This is green-flood-light

Emma8043: ;DI know the NL ladies will not come out and say something but if its about Brazilian hair now by now we go for they page 10000........

hahahahaha! You for tell me before i create the thread na...

Fweshdude: Its a normal thing that happens sometimes without you acknowledging.

Have dated a handfull of chicks [light,chocolate skinned..curvy,straight],i asked about six of them including the present one when they fell-in-love with me,they all say samething "the first day i saw you" and i'll be like "seriously?", especially the ones you felt where so classy before you got into them.

The first girl i dated i never asked her out, some i did and some from friendship turned f+ckship buh the signs are always there ama list em below.

1. When they add extra sexiness to their movement when ever they spot you to make you feel like "damn she's hot".

2. They act melodramatically when they're with a friend(s) and you spotted coming i.e they tend to over-do somethings, make some kinda unneccessary acts.

3. When they stare at you almost more than normal.

4. They always giggle more than usual when you have a little convo with them even without you been funny.

5. They always want you to walk them down the street at late hours claiming its too lonely.

And some claim to be hard-to-get most times cos of the tales they here about you.

Tales of how you hurt their friends,bang-dump another or how you took advantage of another, how you extract stuffs like cash,favour...

I bet the handsome dudes out there that know how to get a lady quickly like me also experience most of those listed.

P.S every detail or comment i noted above are strictly from my experience and my opinion, yours might differ.

Thanks

Thanks bro, you have said more than enough. Let's unveil their tactics ourselves since they don't want to help us. After today, if i see any lady wey complain say ihn give guy greenlight the guy no respond i go slap am seriously! See where dem for come teach us we no see any of them. Even dem sef deh come learn from the ones guys post. The other day a lady created a thread about how difficult it is to woo guys on nairaland. Maybe she has given some guys greenlight but they thought it was redlight. What is the moniker of that lady sef? Let her come here and share her greenlight tactics!