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All those AMAKA beggi beggi's

deols: That is the problem with Lording over the wife. The day that she decides that it is enough, the man loses his power and prestige.

But she could have acted differently..it must have been hard on the man.

No biggy..I'd J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ take the new car keys again..the car can't stay in my compound. She can park it in thy kingdom come, but not in my compound

Heard of a case a man gave a lady a lift one good morning on his way to work.
On dropping the lady at a bustop where she could use to get to where she said she wanted to go, she open the door and started screaming!
"This man do e no want pay!!!"
"E do e no want pay"
Started drama in the park sote crowd come they gather...my man had to part with some money J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ to have his sanity back and get to work!

I know peeps that left 300 level gas engr in uniport to start afresh in a private uni in ghana....wtf has jamb got to do with that mr op

[quote author=rettdow@gmail.c]wow!! great.... bross pls are you for commercial or manufacturing?[/quote]Manufacturing bro..but I heard of a commercial guy that has done his, so I don't think its by function.

michaeled45: Lol guy I dey oo. Hw far.. Dats a mystery oo.. The earlier stages were more organised I wonder why dis one is like dis. Me sef still waiting for the call oo

Got the call not too long ago. Monday 10 am

michaeled45: Chuks how did ur interview go?

@ chucks, how was it?
@ michealed45 ow far. Any news? J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ heard of a guy that had both text msg and email notification for the personality thingy and still had a regret mail this morning
As in ehh so much mystery

great1: When he said "Nigerian email scammers" was he actually lying or telling the truth??

Nobody can be blamed for Nigeria's reputation overseas apart from ourselves...we allow this corrupt system to florish..

Until we are ready to change the system, pls dnt complain or ask for Apologies...you are just being hypocritical...

What truth?? Is it in his place to tell this so called truth??
Well news flash bro, america and so many other western countries have so many "TRUTHS" like their yeye government shut down, their spying on allies since 2003, the drowning of the US dollar, gun control and increasing tendency of the average american towards serial killing, serial molestation of female officers in the US armforces, etc and etc. how many nigerian senators do you see making jokes about it..that's becos of respect! Or is it becos they average american does not enjoy hang his dirty laundry in public like we enjoy doing here? They have problems too...but instead of coming online to bash their country, they put heads together and tender solutions irrespective of whether they are in government or not. All I see here are people who complain more than the children of isreal in the bible. Take an example of lagos state. Most peeps would like to believe that tinubu started LASTMA. WRONG! The lastma your seeing today in lag that is helping lagos with the traffic situation was a proposition from an "unemployed" ex FRSC man (who later became the 1st MD of lastma). My point is there was a problem, instead of complaining f0oolishly behind a wheel, someone proposed an idea...and lagos is better for it.
Furthermore, We complain of yahoo boys, but we all know (in one way or the other) these boys. We celebrate with them when they throw parties without asking where their money comes from or reporting our suspicions to authorities.


Bottomline

America needs to RESPECT other countries no matter how small or big. Your senator friend running his mouth as if america is a universe on its own must understand that the world is a global village..even the very second he mentions the name "nigeria" he started referring 160 million human beings (not to talk about those living in the US), majority of which don't even Have access to a bloody computer!!

Afam4eva: It's obvious you've not been paying attention. Nobody is saying those MLM programmes may not be scam due to the fact that they usually don;t tell the whole story. But the scam been referred to here is an outright scam where someone tells you that he's a Nigerian Prince and he dupes you off your money. I also find it rather uneducated for you to be listing craiglist scam when what the Senator was referring to was "Email Scams". get your head out of your azz.

Afam abeg relax. When I see you analyze fallaciously like this, I feel disappointed.
So let me get your opinion (of which you are soo free to have any you wish), you actually believe that the senator was right in the way he undiplomatically voiced his comment?
So the italians and the russians have a bad rep for being mafians. So do you thing it makes any iota of sense for a government person in the US to go up and make a disgusting joke about gangsterisim by mention the name "Italy" or "russia" in his sick joke.
For someone in such an important position to commit the most irritating and basic fallacy (fallacy of generalization) is surprising.
Its J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ like GEJ or senator mark giving his view on gun control, and then goes on to make a useless joke implying how americans are serial killers (based on the fact 8,583 deaths were
caused by firearms alone in 2011).
No nation has all positives. Take germany for example. You can either decide to respect the country for their culture of hard work, precision, discipline, and consistency, or hate them for starting the 2nd world war and their racism.
its J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ that most nigerians have no national identity. Its the reason why we can come online and talk nonsense about ourselves all in the name of being "REAL".

Bullshi*t!

No matter how bad your father is inside your home, will anyone in this forum sit back and fold his hands while some outside insults their father?
Or will you even join them and splash insult on your family after all, you are being "REAL"
It always amazes me why peeps on NL would pronounce war on ghanaians peeps who only echo your very own comments on nigeria. Its really amusing that you have a jolly good day bashing your country in "PUBLIC", but start vexing when others join you in bashing your country. Its like standing in a cyber market. And saying all day that "we are stupid! We are thieves", then start throwing tantrums when others in that same online community start calling you stupid or a thief.

Am not saying we don't have problems, and am not against us facing it "in-house" but celebrating other nations insult of OUR country all in the name of realism.... that's more than sad, its pathetic

Kolkleen: Please if you're in the BAT BBM group, holla. My fone crashed so I formatted it.

Sorry abt ur phone, d group still dey wella, tho nobody seems 2 have strong info *ghost speaking btw *

EMERITUS1: It is as if you are he only one that got the invite, what time were you schedled for last week. 11am/1pm.

Bosssss!! Kiloshele! Waiting dey hapun?
Have u gotten any thing, txt, mail, etc

deturla: Guys,how did the 2nd level assessment go?

Twas okay oo..they J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ kept us waiting for 4-5 hours

Dry laliga...the only match worth watching.

Congrats

Please house, I need help preparing for a business review interview. Thing is, I haven't done anything like this before.
Can anyone in the house fill me in on what is expected. You know, tips on what to do, and what not to do.
God bless as you drop your responses

electromag: Just got success message

Hey electro ow far that baker paroles? Have they contacted you after your phone interview?

J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ got an invite for the next stage. Group V manufacturing

Men NL peeps can form, I bet my left butt that 3 out every 5 person there was a Nairaland person.
Anyways we thank God.
I asked questions about the actual cut off for this online test we took, and why everybody with a 60% and above were not invited...the man dodged the question like a bullet saying that the cutoff was chosen by BAT, and its like a company secret bla bla blah.
Then apologized for the late invites for some of us.
All in all, I had fun . Its not by shouting or really showing off, its by how productive each of ur contribution was (even if it was only once you contributed, make sure it counts to the overall objective).
Big shoutout to all my group V guys. We were the last, but certainly not the least. Decisions where made democratically with minimal banter and arguments, and the presentation was on point.
Like I said earlier, the race is not for the swift, or for the strong, or for the "I too know , but for.............
#Go figure

J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ got d invite (after giving up hope)
69.9

People dwelling on vanity and swimming in their revelry of ignorance.
Of what use is your 93 or 98 if you can't pass the next stage?
Shame...and to think some bare the title of "veteran"...I rebuke that notion
Yet experience fails to school these ones that the race isn't for swift or the battle for the strong.
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Y'all need to stop this bickering, its grossly unbecoming
#chess has spoken

lucrownt: Has Nigerian currency appreciate since his appointment? It depreciated drastically, so why giving him an award?

Where's your evidence of this "drastic depreciation"?
If this was a nigerian based award, am sure you would have had a field day abasing it.
Its an international award, devoid of our usual sentiments and small mindedness.
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P.s the last time I checked the naira has been quite stable against the dollar for some time now. Also he is on the verge of pushing down inflation to single digits. I. Don't think any other governor has done that

Flygeriansteve: Local champion. Sub-saharan Africa that is full of zero-economy banana republics.

And your point is ?

adtiezy1: Just passing by with full speed..buh anyway hw his one affect the price of note 3 for market:\

We should learn to give kudos to people when they deserve it as well as bash dem when they merit it.
Its a two sided coin
As far as the health of the economy is concerned, he has done well...he should J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ learn to mind his work, and leave political comments for politicians.
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ifycyril: loooool!! una welldone o! deturla,chessguru,chiksaluta nd d ogbeni and babes dem dem,dis one must click o! all the best to all of us

Ify I greet...see as deturia go smash dis exam no carry him boy along
Hehehe but we thank God all the same

chidexCORP: guy please just want to know how the logic was like

Was a bit okay once you get the hang of it...mostly about number and alphabet sequence
Hope that helps

chidexCORP: u said the logic part was not funny.... how was it like?? pls do reply

Hehehe very ....logical

After much much, I finally did mine.
Men network na bastard!
It took at least 10 to 15 seconds for every question to load...meanwhile, the time is still running.
My only saving grace was the verbal practice (practice 2) that I saw there word 4 word.
I for they shed tears by now

kiete: Plz, help! i tried to activate my account and it said ''your activation details are incorrect'' i tried to do the test irrespective of the activation status but the site refuse to allow me access to the test questions. please what should i do? plz i need respons ASAP! thanks.

Happened to me don't sweat.
Before clicking on the link, or copying and pasting on ur browser, first log into your nubeville account.
You will see them say" paste link to start test" or something like that.
Paste the link you got from your mail now. Your test should start

blazerMaks: Finally I've taken the test. *wipes sweat* *calms down*. 76.36%.
I earnestly pray my score is good enough to BATN.
to those who are yet to write theirs, the other two practice tests will appear when you're done with your test.Those fellas don wise up . and yeah, they repeated 11 verbal questions from practice 1 verbatim. The logic part wasn't funny sha(to me though)

Now the phone interview call begins.

No wonder its test one they 1st removed
Its the only one I was yet to do .
Either which way, God dey

ichidodo: [color=#AD1980]Ethiopia had no answer to the Biafran beast.
The first goal was typical Emenike, taking on a crowd of ethiopians, running, fienting and jinking.His movement took away 6 ethiopians out of position then the shot......How can a Human being play a strike like that after a physical (2.5km above sea level) mental ( one-nil down) beatdown?? The shot was so good the goalie had no chance....Wonderful Goal from the BIAFRAN.[/color]

Why do you guys enjoy attracting insults to urselfs like a magnet?
Then when these yoruba guys start....na una go shout pass.
FYI I saw emenike wearing a nigerian jersey not a biafran jersey...are you sure we watched the same match? #back of television tinz

point45: Public forum sha, ppl must fall your hand.
You'll exit a test with 60.00% feeling like a guru only for everyone to score higher.
Good luck to everyone though.

Compete against yourself...not other people

Chuksaluta: Completed mine. Scored 83.63, do the practice question to get familiar with the questions.

Which of the practice questions.
Cos I had I problem with the 3rd one