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Christianity EtcRe: Another Victim Of Pastor Biodun Of Coza narrates Her Ordeal! by chessguru1(op): 2:08pm On Aug 25, 2013
Lakerz009: And Where The Fnck! is her pictures to claim this Long novel is true!.... she talk say she take Pissure....
Well d "pissure" will be if he denies. Something that he is yet to do concerning the 1st allegation.
Anyway, bottom line is there can't be smoke without fire.
Was upset on how the ese lady handled the whole thing based on the belief that the ese incident was a one case temptation that d pastor fell for, and that d lady was J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ going public 2 smear d pastor. But really, am beginning 2 feel like there is a pattern and his attitude is somewhat serial
Christianity EtcRe: Another Victim Of Pastor Biodun Of Coza narrates Her Ordeal! by chessguru1(op): 2:04pm On Aug 25, 2013
Linoversace: [s]hmmm...so she wan tell me say pastor no press bobbi.okay o[/s]
Hehehehehehehe laff wan make me fall from my 3 story bungalow grin
Christianity EtcAnother Victim Of Pastor Biodun Of Coza narrates Her Ordeal! by chessguru1(op):
Another Victim Of Pastor Biodun Of COZA
Narrates Her Ordeal!


Aug 25, 2013
With the air being filled with the gist of COZA Pastor Biodun having a sexual relationship with a member of his congregation, another member of the church (A female) has come out to support Miss Ese Walter in her allegations stating that she had a similar experience with Pastor Biodun. Here is what she has to say:

This Ese Walters story is true. I was introduced to the church in Abuja by my childhood friend,who moved to Abuja from Calabar two years before I did. When I joined, she was also a PCU worker. I really felt welcome in the
church up until my friend started having problems with other women.
She told me it was because Pastor Biodun trusted her with so many official things even above workers that were here before her. I believed her until the day she had an misunderstanding with another worker who called her ‘Ashewo Mary Magdalene’ in the church. After that, her enthusiasm for church started waning while mine was getting stronger till the day she told me she was leaving the church and shortly after she left. By that time, Pastor Biodun had developed an
Interest in counseling me and then started telling me to take my friends place as a PCU worker. I was reluctant because I didnt feel like coming to church early and leaving late but Pastor Zbiodun assured me that his personal driver will pick me and drop me off and so I agreed. I started work as arranged but after a while, I noticed that the pastor did not respect personal space when talking to me
when we were alone. He would stand soooooo close and rub my upper arms or my back which made me very uncomfortable. The final
straw was when he said I should go with him to Lagos to take notes and transfer same online immediately for some Pentacostal thing he was attending and he knew I was very
computer literate. I was excited till we reached Lagos and I realized that only one room was booked at the Wheatbaker Hotel, Ikoyi. Of course I complaint and the Pastor called the
front desk ( or pretended to) to demand for another room.
He said they would call back when the room was ready. He then told me to help massage his back becos he has back ache from sitting on the flight. I said I was tired since it was already after 8. He then insisted I lay down on the bed to rest while waiting. I said I preferred
to sit at the desk and he laughed saying that I was acting like a small girl or a village uneducated girl.
He then went in to take a shower. I then called
the front desk to remind then about the extra room. I wasn’t surprised when I was told that they had vacant rooms and that nobody had requested for an extra room. By this time, I knew what was up and was ready for the fool. I opened his pouch and saw his wallet which had his lisence. Took a picture of the wallet and the Lisence on the pillow on the bed with my head in the shot. I opened the door and took several pictures of myself, the wallet
and the Lisence with the room number.
Came back in, once I heard the showerstop, I started audio recording on my BB. He came out with a towel around his waist and started telling me how attracted he was to me. He said many derogatory things about his wife,
calling her a postcard…pretty on the outside but flat and empty upstairs. He said sex with her was like having sex with a cold dead fish…he tried to kiss me and I stood up, picked up my Traveling bag, moved to the door, opened it and quickly took a picture of him, standing with a towel around him.
He started begging. I called him all sorts of names and insisted he give me money for a separate room or I would scream ‘rape’. To cut a long story short, he asked me to shut the door, I refused, he brought out 2 bundles of
N1000 and asked me to delete before he gives me the money. I told him he was in no position to negotiate. Got the money, left the Randy goat with a deflated erection and checked into another room. First thing the next morning, I left for ABJ. By the way, remember my childhood friend that introduced me toCOZA? I narrated my experience to her and she confessed that she was sleeping with Biodun for over a year, even on his marital bed when his wife travelled. Oga Pastor, try and deny my story publicly and see
American wonder….I still have the pictures and our conversation on tape.
Thank God for technology!!!!!!
Franca E

http:///TwzbVGqm1s


Never asked for front page, but I do believe this sheds a whole new light on this ese walters and COZA scandal
Hence
FRONT PAGE PLS!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Access Bank And It's Outrageous Recruitment Requirement by chessguru1(m): 10:37am On Aug 25, 2013
chucky234: The bank manager didnt get employed by providing 10 accounts of N300k each,my younger sister works with one of their branches in Kaduna and didnt have to go through this to get job with the bank in 2007.
What they have requested from the applicants is ridiculous and uncalled for, why give a target to someone who is not yet an employee of the bank.
Shakara123: They are not recruiting you to come and help improve on their management process. Dude you are to bring results to the table in form of number and volume of accounts. If you feel you cannot do it, stay online and apply for other jobs.

We have to be optimistic and believe we can get results. Pray and work hard, and someday you will smile. We should not forget that that man that is a director or branch manager got there by accident. He must have paid his dues. Everything is possible if we believe; just get in there first.
chucky234: The bank manager didnt get employed by providing 10 accounts of N300k each,my younger sister works with one of their branches in Kaduna and didnt have to go through this to get job with the bank in 2007.
What they have requested from the applicants is ridiculous and uncalled for, why give a target to someone who is not yet an employee of the bank.
Don't mind they dude.
I weep when I hear people talk like this. So what if they didn't ask for such amount, and asked rather for the head of his father, or the blood of someone else? Am guessing he would comply, after all the branch manager paid his dues.
Can't believe someone will study engineering for 5 years, pass through fire and brimstone only to be forced to apply to a "bank" due to lack of options. Only to add insult to the injury by telling him to go find a 3 million naira customer!
Assuming it where an isolated case of marketing department recruitment, I could even try and understand. After all such crazy targets are what they give the marketing staff that are employed. But to ask that of a graduate trainee in the interview phase...haba
Okay what happens if he person brings the 3 million naira customer only to be told their are 5 more steps in the recruitment process?
Will he carry his customers and go elsewhere.
#nonsense
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Access Bank And It's Outrageous Recruitment Requirement by chessguru1(m): 10:22am On Aug 25, 2013
Shakara123: They are not recruiting you to come and help improve on their management process. Dude you are to bring results to the table in form of number and volume of accounts. If you feel you cannot do it, stay online and apply for other jobs.

We have to be optimistic and believe we can get results. Pray and work hard, and someday you will smile. We should not forget that that man that is a director or branch manager got there by accident. He must have paid his dues. Everything is possible if we believe; just get in there first.
What nonsense are you saying.












#novex

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Access Bank And It's Outrageous Recruitment Requirement by chessguru1(m): 10:12am On Aug 25, 2013
Madness
TV/MoviesRe: Five Ways Hollywood Movies Are As Bad As Nollywood Movies. by chessguru1(m): 10:49pm On Aug 24, 2013
booqee: so true and so funny. The one wey dey vex me pass na chinese movies and their crazy stunts. You'd see one guy been attacked by hundred guys, in my mind i'd be like ok u guys go together at once, gather the guy and beat him up, simple! Sheybi na 100 to one. But no!, what they do is they keep coming at him one after the other fighting kung fu, i look at the remaining guys waiting in line at the background, and i just be like wtf?!, especially as they look like fools just standing there doing nothing.
Hehehe dem dey wait for dia turn nah tongue
But seriously though. I feel in real life, fight in those days had some sort of code of ethics for the ancient chinese tongue
Also, 10 people swinging swords wildly @ one target makes them more likely 2 hurt themselves as well as their target, so I guess it makes more sense for them to attack one by one , or two by two
TV/MoviesRe: Five Ways Hollywood Movies Are As Bad As Nollywood Movies. by chessguru1(m): 10:33pm On Aug 24, 2013
[quote author=senbonzakura_kageyoshi]you, my friend, are the very definition of a buzzkill.[/quote]Men like seriously. Some people are claiming intellectual on a minor and almost comical expression of a fact about hollywood films.
TV/MoviesRe: Five Ways Hollywood Movies Are As Bad As Nollywood Movies. by chessguru1(m): 10:29pm On Aug 24, 2013
mrlaw93: mumu... show me where he highlight the like terms btw nolly nd holly
Hehehehe
See who is calling who mumu.
So until he categorically highlights the terms he is making as he draws a parallel btw hollywood and nollywood, ur 12 bit brain can't infer and comprehend after reading.
Must u be spoon fed before u understand the intentions of a writer.
Comprehension is a skill. If u missed it, humble ur self and go back to primary 1
TV/MoviesRe: Five Ways Hollywood Movies Are As Bad As Nollywood Movies. by chessguru1(m): 10:00pm On Aug 24, 2013
ohaleoghene: Am not a dude , am a chick . Well you seems not to even get the op at all . If u talk about 24 been so real , then.I guess you watch it through rdio Nigeria, because there were places where Bauer break rules and save the day , fougbht off so many bad guys single handed. Wait is like Nigerias , maybe just you , the op and few others do not understand the rudiments that made up movies and other arts . This things are fiction , please use the dictionary . Fiction ensued fantasy , unrealistic event ..talking about prison break , it is so unrealistic. What guy draws such enormous tatoo on himsf ? Like thou seriously , but we all enjoyed the movie .
Have u watched hero by jet li?
Do you know that the movie "Hero" was a representation of chinese history (referring to the unification of china by d quin dynasty).
That story isn't fiction (even though d characters themselves maybe fictional).
The movie is a representation of facts.
So can u combine the historical significance of the movie and the fact that jet li and his friends where fighting untop a banana tree tongue or bouncing off the a lake with the tip of their swords.
now compare the movie to the series "Ju mong"
Another movie derived from facts, but played around with fictional characters and semi fictional narrative.


Last bullet:
Who said 24 isn't realistic. How many times does jack bauer bleed for his country.
He has been tourtured like any real covert agent would.
Lost his wife, J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ when we all though it would be a happy ever after (in season 1).
Ave u ever seen steven segal sweat in any fight! Men dust no dey Touch the dude.
All stunts in jumong were believable.
Nobody is saying there shouldn't be stunts in movies, but they should strive to make it believable as most (not all) are.

#i rest
TV/MoviesRe: Five Ways Hollywood Movies Are As Bad As Nollywood Movies. by chessguru1(m): 9:50pm On Aug 24, 2013
ohaleoghene: And who are you to tell me that I should find something funny when it is actually disgusting to sight ? The op article is crap ! If u find it funny , well good for you
Well one man's crap is anoda mans perfume.
Op had a point none the less.
Hollywood is predictable J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ a nollywood is predictable. And he expressed his view in a way that put smiles on peoples faces.
*some people can be serious sha*
TV/MoviesRe: Five Ways Hollywood Movies Are As Bad As Nollywood Movies. by chessguru1(m): 9:45pm On Aug 24, 2013
mrlaw93: @OP sorry to say I tink there is no sense in Wat u wrote nd it lacks humour.. I read d whole of this post tinking somtin meaningful will eventually com out of it.. tah! disgusting.. now I will take ur point knw after d other.
1. the gud guy kills dem all cos we re made knwn in d film dat he is well trained than dem nd d thousands of guys re jst trash.
2. ur no2 is even out of point..rules re made to keep tins chaotic.. since d cops cnt figure a way to rescue d hostages. the so called super hero who believes he has somtin special nd different Cn as well save d day
3. winning a girls heart 2fyn dancing.. dnt be a crap! u Cn win a girl heart 2ru Wat u tink she desires most nah.. in dis case dancing. if it is singing show her u got d voice, away nd d pinnach to do it.
4. LOL! if d bad guy kills d gud one.. for god sake who will complete d film..na u WAN do am ni.. and note: actor dey die for film go watch CRANK.
5. the last two or last one figures out hw to kill d monster when d idea comes due to deap research nd enough time.. nd exploiting the dead ones.. or even by mistake.. if people no die Wat is d extent of calling it horror..
** I DROP MY PEN **
Guy relax and lighten up. U don't have to be a killer joy and go all logical and serious in the thread.
Some people J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ lack a sense of humor.
The bottom line is that op's major problem with nigerian films is predictability...something that with 5 points, he has shown that hollywood and nollywood have in common.
TV/MoviesRe: Five Ways Hollywood Movies Are As Bad As Nollywood Movies. by chessguru1(m): 9:20pm On Aug 24, 2013
[quote author=senbonzakura_kageyoshi]4)Bad guy always has the upper hand, then practically throws it away: Have you noticed how so many times, the bad guy juuuust happens to have the good guy in a tight corner….then does something stupid…..like FAILING TO SHOOT THE GODDAMN GOOD GUY AFTER POINTING A GUN AT HIM FOR, I DUNNO, FIVE HOURS? Why is it that it is right when they have the chance to put the good guy out of the misery of acting another part of the movie for good, that’s when the bad guy decides to tell us his entire life story while the good guy figures out how to free himself with one toothpick and a piece of thread. Are they shitting us in Hollywood?

Why Nollywood can’t make it work: Well, Emeka Ani can hardly have time to start talking about he wanted to kill Kanayo O. Kanayo all along while a pastor is praying over him while sprinkling holy water over his head and lightning is flashing and his coven is falling apart. But just imagine Emeka Enyiocha with a gun pointed at Nonso Diobi who is trying to cut through the rope binding him with a blunt fork. Comedy central material![/quote]grin
Men number 4 really gets my attention.
I mean there was a time I used to feel sorry for the bad guys and hope they win!
Even in cartoons
grin I remember praying there will come a bad guy smart enuff to but put buggs bunny in his place.
Or hoping that fabian actually succeeds in his diabolical plot against Diego and paloma tongue
#teambadguy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Drilog Test Ph by chessguru1(m): 2:32pm On Aug 24, 2013
selassie71: Hey guys. Pls does anyone know d question format in a drilog test? Been invited for one. Applied for a HSE position. Thanx peeps! E URGENT ABEG OOOO!
When is ur test holding, mine is still pending
PoliticsRe: 13 Bidders Pay 75% Balance For Power Assets by chessguru1(m): 2:13pm On Aug 24, 2013
XVIER: pls let us be wise PDP sold phcn to get money for politics. I hope we won't regret this when some people don't have the money to recharge. Nigeria have the money to fix phcn OK let's look at it all the money he's pumping into securities, when there was no BH where was d money pumped into before? anyone way abuse me hia em mama.
Its a good thing you know and are fully aware that people will soon abuse you due to the massive level of emptiness of ur statement

**gwabs popcorn and zobo while waiting for the yabbing onslaught to begin**
PoliticsRe: How To Register For Your National Identification Number (NIN) And Card by chessguru1(m): 8:56am On Aug 24, 2013
Pls what area is the NIMC located in ph. I knw its somewhere on aba road, but what area.
Thanks
SportsRe: Tom Saintfiet To Report Keshi To FIFA For 'Racism' by chessguru1(m): 7:01am On Aug 24, 2013
Its very obvious the coach is playing mind games with keshi. Its too clear to see that the coach is trying to break nigeria's success rhythm by taking them out of calabar (where they have been undefeated in the past 10 or 20 games).
As for the empty headed people saying that no single place in Nigeria is safe, I would like that person to point to me where exactly in Africa is 100% safe.
Most peeps don't understand the severity of the statement made against calabar for no reason.
Whenever we reach a stage we need anti bomb squad in calabar, then this country is indeed finished!
because without an atom of a doubt, calabar is the most peaceful town in this country.
Secondly, keshi needs to be more tactful in his comments. On a legal basis, calling some1 a "black"american is not any worse or different than calling some1 an african american. Its a racial comment, and not a racist comment. The only way this thing will translate into a ban is if the NNF sits back and doesn't defend keshi (which is the nigerian way of attacking our Own) since there are so many that are uncomfortable with his success already.
None the less, keshi ought to be more tactful when making comments
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Replies From Guinness On Guinness Graduate Trainee 2013 by chessguru1(m): 9:27am On Aug 23, 2013
daddyuche: Has Anybody from HR Batch 2 received an invite for AC?
Nothing from my end. Still crossing fingers though
RomanceRe: ~Welcome To The Romance Section (New Members Introduce Yourselves)~ by chessguru1(m): 12:10am On Aug 22, 2013
chinziaski: I am very sorry for asking this question, don't get pissed everyone. I would to introduce myself as "The Individual", but my problem is that, I don't know how to comment without quoting the thread. If only I can get a reply and teach me the way to go about it. I want to comment without quoting all the thread, pls help tanx.
Use the reply button @ the top of any thread u wanna comment in
Foreign AffairsRe: Daughter Lied & Sent Her Father To Prison For Molestation by chessguru1(m): 3:42pm On Aug 20, 2013
wild child: I made front page page yaaaaaaaay
After successfully creating the biggest. Thread on nairaland with my bigbrotherafrica's thread with over 600k views and over 1460+ and still counting pages...Glory be to Obatala

https://www.nairaland.com/1302478/big-brother-africa-chase-official
*yawns* so now which award baba seun don give u undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Daughter Lied & Sent Her Father To Prison For Molestation by chessguru1(m): 3:39pm On Aug 20, 2013
Bottom line
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Women can be dangerous. I maintain that the reason why a lot of men have a shorter life expectancy than women is that their wives are responsible for sending them to their graves
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Directly or indirectly
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Replies From Guinness On Guinness Graduate Trainee 2013 by chessguru1(m): 11:24am On Aug 20, 2013
Has Any H/R person been invited for the AC so far? huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Replies From Guinness On Guinness Graduate Trainee 2013 by chessguru1(m): 11:15am On Aug 20, 2013
ijimah: I have been applying for jobs on this site yet no reply to stand on or no institue connections.please we need stardard informations.
Hmm maybe d problem is from ur end. Check your CV and cover letter. Mayb the problem is form there.
PoliticsRe: Retired Judge In Kebbi Teaches In Primary Schools by chessguru1(m): 10:03am On Aug 19, 2013
yuzedo: big deal. so because a george is teachin kids sharria law i shud summer salt?? huh my formal daddy is a natives ducktor but also a part-time dibia but did u see him boastin?? undecided by d way did he even have NCE? even patient jonata have it so is illigal to teach witout it! angry so das my opinion u can sew me, am ourra here!!! angry angry (just came back from califonia in london so das why i speak dat america englis wink)
*yawns* ur style is getting outdated undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Replies From Guinness On Guinness Graduate Trainee 2013 by chessguru1(m): 3:27pm On Aug 18, 2013
michaeled45: Hahahaha. Ambush? I dey fear to be ur colleague be dat oo lol. Not to worry I tink we all could have said something better in retrospect. Me sef she asked my brand. I said stout and she asked why? I said I heard it increases blood in the body oo. She now said she hopes I don't go about preaching that oo lol
Hahahaha @ increasing blood. If na by like that some peeps for beer parlor for don turn blood bank nah grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Replies From Guinness On Guinness Graduate Trainee 2013 by chessguru1(m): 2:38pm On Aug 17, 2013
deturla: ***Just Passin***

Where s micheal and chessGuru sef!huh
grin grin grin grin
Micheal dey play suwe with angel Gabriel.... Chessguru still dey try explain why he use the word "ambush" with aunty ada from diageo grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Mother Of Dead Cairo Reporter Publishes Gut-wrenching Final Text Messages by chessguru1(m): 10:58am On Aug 16, 2013
The cost of the revolution that so many youths are clamoring for.
That's why its said that the devil u know, is better than d angel you don't.
I guess their are some people that will be longing for the stability that was present during d mubarak regime
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Replies From Guinness On Guinness Graduate Trainee 2013 by chessguru1(m): 7:56pm On Aug 15, 2013
Adesua veronica: For batch B who applied for HR wats d latest news?. I did my online assessment but have not heard anything. Do dey respond wen u dont pass d shl test?
U will only be contacted for the phone interview. That's how you will know you have passed the test.
Really sucks (I know of some1 who had d mail 1 hour before the phone call interview)
So my advice is to keep practicing none stop until you get D mail.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Replies From Guinness On Guinness Graduate Trainee 2013 by chessguru1(m): 8:22am On Aug 15, 2013
koleefem05: @kelchy: I'm in your shoes o.
I've not heard from them since the completion of the online test. I applied for Graduate H/R too. I'm sure it's in batches, and Sales people are contacted first. It's gonna be good news, so let's keep expecting.
Cheers!
Applied for HR and ave done My phone interview, but u knw they started doing this thing on monday, and they can't do all @ once
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Replies From Guinness On Guinness Graduate Trainee 2013 by chessguru1(m): 12:57pm On Aug 14, 2013
MaforBea: LoL. What word??
grin grin grin
You don't wanna know lipsrsealed


But seriously sha its true what people say..."Na overskill dey make monkey fall from tree" tongue
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Replies From Guinness On Guinness Graduate Trainee 2013 by chessguru1(m): 9:50am On Aug 14, 2013
J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ did mine now. Answered all questions perfectly. J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ used one wrong word, nd d lady became angry with me. cry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Replies From Guinness On Guinness Graduate Trainee 2013 by chessguru1(m): 12:59pm On Aug 13, 2013
@monomex, where u finally able to solve ur problem

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