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Loolz..its probably a front pocket

2009!! Men dis thread old ghan!
*removes e- cob webs*
@ topic, I really duff my hat for the husband. There is a very small pool of men that would be able to take this lady the way she is...
*just trying to imagine my wife flirting with anoda human being....tah! D man strong wella !

Stvkmicheal: bro. I guess they were referring to the jamb CBT exam.

don't think so. Won't be able to break into that that stuff if he were J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ a mere website designer. But I stand to be corrected tho............
Ehhh am a bit far from current but has the jamb CBT exam format actually commenced? I thought it was suppose to be this next year they would fully start

May be its all....a combination combine combine of firewood,MSG, palm oil nd juju .
#wouldn't knw since I cook my food myself these days

ARES: My brother i tire for this level of ignorance. How can u hve access to jamb questions from their website...

Precisely my point. The stuff about the guy getting jamb questions online was a BLATTANT LIE!! Its not possible and makes no sense whatsoever!
And if they can lie on that, it throws doubt on everything they claim to have as a confession
*boston legal, ally macbeal, et al.... dam I should have been a lawyer*

tellwisdom: Foolish people. He didn't hack into all these aforementioned sites. What for? Na bank??

I J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ tire o! The one that caught me baffled is the jamb own!
Like seriously! Are they telling me jamb questions and answers are on files located on jambs website?
I can understand a pro hacking into jambs mainframe in their base office, but to get exam questions by hacking a common html or php website doesn't make sense.
They say he confessed. Was that after they beat green and blue from his body (sorry but I tend to doubt all manner of confessions gotten by our security agencies from suspects.... where the only way to stop the beating is to say yes).
On the flip side, its ridiculously easy to clone most websites, so its still very possible he did what they say he confessed to.
Anyways goodluck to the fellow

What's d point when they still won't publicize the reason for the crash.
*where's that my freedom of information bill sef*

Tonylyte: Guy you be stammerer? See hw u dey waste the ink of ya phone.

Buhahahahaha . Guy u harsh o. U go fear digital stammerer nah

Tonylyte: Guy you be stammerer? See hw u dey waste the ink of ya phone.

Buhahahahaha . Guy u harsh o

Hmm does anybody knw if the graduate field engineer vacancy is still open?
@david470 I read chemical engineering also, and I sent you a pm.

Please who knows if one can apply for multiple positions in BH?

mechummy: Ogbeni...your username
















for your mind o

Will take that as a compliment

SniperInADiaper: Hmm you look like a simple guy.

I redefine simplicity

Hmmm normally don't do this....what da he*ll

Matthew briggs: Truth be told the only thing a nerd has going for him is his intelligence, if his handsome that's a plus. A nerd in his raw form is not a ladies delight, at least for most ladies I know.

Their social ineptitude, poor emotional intelligence, and often times boring obsessions can be a night mare for the average lady. Very few ladies would want a guy who all he thinks about is star trek, the latest video game or how to code self aware robots.

No lady wants a guy who can't function properly in a social setting, hold his own in a general conversation and most importantly can't make her feel loved in and out of the bedroom.
*the above statement was me looking at the glass half empty*

Moreover there is still hope for the average nerd you have what roughly 70% of the male specie don't have that is " high-end intelligence" and guess what most ladies find that sexy.

All you just need is a little attitude adjustment which is very easy and you taking conscious steps to modify your behaviour.

Imagine if you use your ability to obesses on video games, technology, and sci-films etc and focus that energy on understanding how the mind of a woman works, her sexual anatomy and ways to make her feel special. Damn the insights you will get will be more than what the average dude can get. Lets not forget the fact that you're extremely intelligent.

As a nerd you come packaged with the ability to analyse things. But instead of solely focusing on tech and nerdy stuff. Trying channelling that gift to analyse issues and stuff that the average joe or lady cares about eg fashion, entertainment, movies politics etc, it might be boring exercise for you but Trust me you will rock any conversation because the insights you'll bring to any discussion will make other average guys in the group feel dumb.

Groom your social skills and build your emotional intelligence. If you are handsome flaunt it dress appealing and tastefully.

If nerds can collectively achieve the above, Trust me the above questions would change and ladies would be asking
Nerds which kind of ladies would you like to date?

#Matthew Briggs
#TeamNotYourAverageNerd #TeamGeek.

*nods head quietly while taking down some notes*

shachris02: Yabaleft escapee.

Ehh actually to a mad man....all other men are mad men; especially the ones that make perfect sense like the man you J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ quoted
#justsaying

shymexx: Bruv, shut your mouth. Isn't it ironic that most of you who choose names synonymous with higher thinking don't possess the qualities that exemplify such names? You call yourself a "chess-guru" - however, you posted like a checkers-guru. How about ask question before making baseless and myopic assumptions? The question is: can you expect a boy to do a man's job? - absolutely not.

Firstly, what does this guy knows about politics to be a mod in the politics section? And how can you moderate something you're clueless about? The guy shouldn't even be a mod in that section in the first place. Also, if you're a regular in that section, you would know everything he does on there is based on sentiments and people he has personal vendetta with.

Secondly, everyone on here is an adult and you definitely can't treat grown men like kids and expect them to shake hands with you. And the more you want to act like a tough guy, the more they would cut you to your size - ask Ikenna. You can ban people from now till eternity, however, that won't stop them from creating new handles to make your job more tedious.

Lastly, with me, it's more than just my posts - this guy follows me everywhere just to ban my handle. I can cite a case where I had miff
with Ogugua88 in the celebrity section and this guy banned me in the romance section for a month just because of that. What as Celebrity section got to do with Romance section? Heck, even Ogugua88 didn't even ban me for a month. I can cite so many other cases where I didn't even break any rules. And I'm sure there are tons of people on nl with the same critique about this guy. I honestly don't give two fvcks about his existence on this planet - but he's definitely not worthy of that post in the politics section, period.

And that's why you introduced your book of lamentations by insulting me for sharing my opinion?
I see where you come from and won't condescend to your level of barbarity to exchange irrelevant banter that won't add an iota to any ones life.
If u read my post again, you will see where I clearly said his excesses should be curbed. I knw him as a mod in the romance section. If he is truly unqualified (of which I wonder what yardstick you intend using) to be the mod of the politics section (maybe judging by the immaturity of some of his responses) then he Should be reprimanded by seun (of which seun has promised to handle)....so what are you hyperventilating for?
Everybody agrees that he over does it some times, but ending his time as a mod simply because you want it so? Haba was there any form of election to put him there in the 1st place?
My suggestion (and it remains only a suggestion) is that seun should put a leash on his mods and find a way of curbing their excesses.
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Ps next time you quote me, exchange ideas and not insults

Meh!! Nigerians and lawlessness.
I can understand the part about people wanting this fellow to go becos of his rudeness. That's okay. But when people start throwing tantrums here simply because he banned them for expressing their sick tribalistic tendencies and childish whims and caprices, I mean it makes no sense.
Its like children crying that their class captain should be removed simply becos he prevented them from making noise (trolling) till their hearts content, and consequently wrote their names down on the list of noise makers!
I agree that his attitude really sucks, and this is what seun has promised to change.....but Seriously, its only people like this sex-kini guy that is stopping this forum from turning into an e-jungle rife with spammers and trolls like naija'hotjobs.com or even goal.com.
There needs to be order people. I suggest this sex-guy should be put on probation, and his attitude be observed to see if he can handle his job in a more matured manner.

^^^ hmm u better not be a nigerian, cos if you are then you'd be pretty much shooting yourself in the foot ^^^

donphilopus: he bans too much, he banned one of my friend till 2041

Did ya say 2041...buhahahahaha
*Laffs and falls out my 6 stories bungalow*

"The customer is always right!"
Whoever came up with that mantra would have been appalled with how customers are treated in this part of the world. Certain events on NL (the online protest going on) have regurgitated certain observations on the ridiculously low sense of customer orientation/ service business owners have towards their customers here in Nigeria.
I J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ don't get it. How come as soon as a business gets established, they start treating people like crap?
I will be using 3 instances to buttress my point. First off is an experience I had with a telephone technician. I went to repair my tablet (stopped booting properly), and the guy said he would take 2,000 bucks from me to flash it. That upon flashing I would loose everything (which of course everybody knows).
Few hours later he returned d tablet working J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ like before and nothing deleted or lost...I simple asked him if flashing of a device doesn't involve all things deleting...oh men the man started sparking for me. Shouting about why nigerians feel like they are always about to be cheated. Shouting even though I said nothing about changing the agreed amount.
So my question as I angrily left the mofo was this:
1. Is it that he feels I can't bring back more than 10 customers if he impresses me.
2. Is it that business owners feel that since there over 160 million people in this country, God will surely bring another customer.

Second example of my point is Agufure transport company. I remember back in my uni days when agufure was pretty much the only transport company we used to move from lag down to ph. So much so that I never entered a different bus to ph apart from Abc and agufure.
But loo'k at agufure today. I embarked on trip where the bus driver pretty much fought with every single passenger on the bus before he even reached warri. There was another incident when the managers gave a dilapidated bus to move people from delta to Ph. The driver simply parked the bus 10 mins into the journey (still in warri) and said he wasn't moving any where till they sent a new bus (which happened 2 hrs latter). So many other incidents, that I cant not mention here.

Third example I experience here in ph is the issue of "change". Its so irritating when you have the "purchasing power" and you stop a trader to buy her goods, and she arrogantly walks away saying "no chaNge". I stopped going to a lady store after she sang the no-change song for a 3rd time.
What stops these guys from changing an amount of money in the bank (in all denominations) every 3 or 7 days. you have something to sell, but your too lazy to sell it. It J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ makes no sense!
The last example is our very own nairaland. I wasn't there at the beginning, but am pretty sure seun and his group of mods where more accommodating, and treated her members with more courtesy and respect. I can imagine seun doing everything to cultivate the number of members on the forum. But today nairaland is established, and like other businesses, have started taking its members for granted. Why else would Mods feel like they can trample on members with such impunity. There is an e protest going on concerning this very matter. What I find most amazing is that when all these businesses (both big and small) crash because of there negative customer attitude, you will see most of these people blaming one uncle in the village, or one winchy winchy in their compound when the fault is all theirs
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Ps don't know if I posted this in the right place

"The customer is always right!"
Whoever came up with that mantra would have been appalled with how customers are treated in this part of the world. Certain events on NL (the online protest going on) have regurgitated certain observations on the ridiculously low sense of customer orientation/ service business owners have towards their customers here in Nigeria.
I J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ don't get it. How come as soon as a business gets established, they start treating people like crap?
I will be using 3 instances to buttress my point. First off is an experience I had with a telephone technician. I went to repair my tablet (stopped booting properly), and the guy said he would take 2,000 bucks from me to flash it. That upon flashing I would loose everything (which of course everybody knows).
Few hours later he returned d tablet working J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ like before and nothing deleted or lost...I simple asked him if flashing of a device doesn't involve all things deleting...oh men the man started sparking for me. Shouting about why nigerians feel like they are always about to be cheated. Shouting even though I said nothing about changing the agreed amount.
So my question as I angrily left the mofo was this:
1. Is it that he feels I can't bring back more than 10 customers if he impresses me.
2. Is it that business owners feel that since there over 160 million people in this country, God will surely bring another customer.

Second example of my point is Agufure transport company. I remember back in my uni days when agufure was pretty much the only transport company we used to move from lag down to ph. So much so that I never entered a different bus to ph apart from Abc and agufure.
But loo'k at agufure today. I embarked on trip where the bus driver pretty much fought with every single passenger on the bus before he even reached warri. There was another incident when the managers gave a dilapidated bus to move people from delta to Ph. The driver simply parked the bus 10 mins into the journey (still in warri) and said he wasn't moving any where till they sent a new bus (which happened 2 hrs latter). So many other incidents, that I cant not mention here.

Third example I experience here in ph is the issue of "change". Its so irritating when you have the "purchasing power" and you stop a trader to buy her goods, and she arrogantly walks away saying "no chaNge". I stopped going to a lady store after she sang the no-change song for a 3rd time.
What stops these guys from changing an amount of money in the bank (in all denominations) every 3 or 7 days. you have something to sell, but your too lazy to sell it. It J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ makes no sense!
The last example is our very own nairaland. I wasn't there at the beginning, but am pretty sure seun and his group of mods where more accommodating, and treated her members with more courtesy and respect. I can imagine seun doing everything to cultivate the number of members on the forum. But today nairaland is established, and like other businesses, have started taking its members for granted. Why else would Mods feel like they can trample on members with such impunity. There is an e protest going on concerning this very matter. What I find most amazing is that when all these businesses (both big and small) crash because of there negative customer attitude, you will see most of these people blaming one uncle in the village, or one winchy winchy in their compound when the fault is all theirs

If truth be told, am not too surprised with the behavior of some Mods. The thing is that Nigerians aren't J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ good managers. Its the reason businesses with hot products/ services / clients still end up crashing.
Its only here that we will see a trader swearing and cursing a customer simple because the customer didn't come to buy with enough change. The idea of customers always being right does not apply here. We really have a poor customer orientation.
The same attitude I see with the mods, especially that sex-guy @ the beginning of the thread.
What exactly was his point with ASUU and him calling people kids?
There a lot of changes required, and its only right NL pay attention to them

kayce19: I applied too but yet to hear anything. I actually raised d same question once but nobody deems it necessary to reply. Let's just wait and be hopeful.

Don't think anything new has happened...if not am pretty sure u wld ave heard something on dis thread

DMainMan: Earth Scientist- Read Geology and Geophysics

What about engineering...gonna b only J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ petroleum stuff, or will be based on ur field?
If its J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ d petroleum stuff, any idea what areas.
Thanks

I believe a lot of nigerians J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ suffer from small mindedness. When we hear large figures being quoted, we tend to reason from the "one man" angle.
Yes to an individual, 96 million might cos hypertension or hysteria, but as far as an engineering activity is concerned, its not too much.
The questions that should be asked here is
- how much does a world class renovation on a stadium cost (can use brazil or SA as a sample)
- how much of the proposed money was actually given to the contractors

When govt quote figures, we shouldn't join d bandwagon of people shouting about J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ the size, but rather its implementation.

J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ hope he remembers that bit*ch called gravity
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Ehen I heard people kinda fly like this in the day time in benin

The picture below demonstrates the wonderful effect the ASUU strike is having on our youths.
Here we have a course rep from a department in engineering Uniport getting...........well creative with his ASUU holiday
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What advice can one give dis my friend

Kiss from apocaLYPSE

Men! Electrical and mechanical engineering seem 2 be the "in" thing now o!

Men! Electrical and mechanical engineering seems 2 be the "in" thing now o!