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wonda26: Mine is scheduled as:
Date: Tuesday 13th August 2013

Time: 10.30am

I believe you would be called again.

Mine is wednesday by 10

But seriously, I can J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ imagine how her brothers may be feeling after Watching their sis knacking that southafrican dude on tv!
But was it really necessary to bring her whole family into this by displaying it here on nl?

U run into a friend @ the supermarket and she's like "what are you doing here"
And in my mind am like
"Well you know, I came here to hunt elephants"

But what oo!!!
What about all of us using 2nd hand and 3rd hand smart phones
What of if the phone was stolen from "yonder"
Does that mean my face is now probably on internet by now!
Chei!
I go soon turn super star.

Pls does anyone have an idea on how to get ones CV to these workforce guys.
A link would be appreciated.

monomex: Same here, no feedback yet....
What about those in HR and Marketing (batch2).....any feedback after your test?

Haven't heard nothing yet

Hi, am back again o!
I J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ got a brand new iphone 4, but I can't hear any sound when I make calls. The other party too can't hear me.
Initially, it was that I wasn't even getting. Any form of sound during a call. Found a mute or unmute option in the home screen short cut ,
Done all I can think off.
But still I can't hear anything. Please who has heard of a similar problem, and how did they fix it?

But sincerely, I used to think that the kind of drivers in lagos where the worst until I came 2 PH. That's when I confirmed that AC and fan are 2 different entities!
The driving attitude here is J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ plane sick. My mum came 2 ph for the 1st time said ph driving reminded her of driving in lagos in 1990's.
Don't even think of sticking ur hand out the window to beg other cars so you can enter a lane, cos ur hand will stay there and sprout roots, wither, dry up and die before anyone pays attention to you!
Don't even let me start with the one way some foooools do along that dilapidated narrow rumuodara to rumuokoro road!
Or the bus drivers that don't feel that pedestrians deserve to be trekking since they will convert the side walk to their express road!
Then there is the double parking or the taxi drivers that feel they can "match" break in full motion @ any point of the road to collect passengers. The fact that every single spot in ph (except aba road) is a bustop doesn't help matters.
Or the mofos that can cut their engine in a narrow street, leave their car and go out to buy meat (saw that nonsense this morning on my way to church) while all other cars behind him need to maneuver around his car J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ to get by.
The list is endless
Port-HI-court I hail!!!!
The most over hyped town in Nigeria

Kudos to the sss guys. But I must admit, its probably a tip of from Israeli intelligence that help them out

koleefem05: Good day guys, I applied for the GRADUATE HR - NIGERIA (BATCH 2).
Got the link to complete an online assessment on July 21. However, since I've completed the test, I've not heard from them. Please is there any HR applicant who has received a feedback Thanks

If you haven't gotten any regret mail, then expect a mail 2 weeks from when u wrote d shl.

monomex: Kai!.....so sad to hear you got such mail from Diageo. I don't thnk d rejection was based on u̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ discipline n xperience cos my discipline is engineering and I don't have any prior xperience in Sale. Just got their test link y'day (batch2 Sale).....
I guess it was based on how Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ answered those 4 questions...
Wishing you a better opportunity ahead
Cheers...

@ monomex, uve gotten ur link @ last.
No shakment...nothing do u.

deturla: I don't ffink as a matter of fact that it could as a result of your Discipline...what I ffink s d way and manner you answered those competency questions at the end of the application.....its a graduate trainee thing so I don't ffink ur discipline or experience matters...Yea!!

Need 2 agree with boss deturial on dis one.
You didn't take your time and google out the best answers when you where applying

So baba sef follow dey do midnight call!

monomex: Okay. Could it be that they are sending the test link based on the position that one has applied for? I applied for Sales Trainee.
@Chess Guru, what position did u apply for?
Anyone here that applied for Sale, and has got the shl test link??

Applied for HR

Boss I greet o!
can u help me with the
product key of my repligo reader
.Thank you sir.
23769D64

Need urgent help on my brothers curve 2 pls!!!
My younger bro J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ bought a fairly used bb (curve 2), and the phone can't browse.
He as done bis yet none of the bb apps ( bbm, bb browser, etc) are working, even whn I switched my own bis enabled sim inside the phone nothing worked.
Also, the edge doesn't capitalize (as in from edge to Edge).
He has been 2 mtn, yet they say d fault is from the phone.
I even recently used my system 2 re install the OS (os 5.1), yet nothing changed.
Nothing else is browsing apart from 2go and whatsapp.
Pls what can I do
Also, since he can't download apps, how else can he install these apps on his phone?
Ŧa̶̲̥̅̊ƞk̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇:::: for the help in advance!

Got my link on d 21st actually. Think I applied a week b4 then

monomex: Thought you were actually joking were you said you got a link frm them for a test after u̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ application. I applied on Saturday 20th for d Graduate Sales position and haven't got any test link from them. I got just 2 separate mails (immediately after the application) acknowledging the receipt of my application.
Maybe you got u̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ link probably because Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ ve applied to them before? So have you done your own test? And how was it?
Who else in the house got a test link?

Mine made sense o!
The major problem I had was network and power (my laptops bat3 doesn't last that long).
Its one thing 2 be worrying about getting the answers correctly under the stipulated time, while looking @ ur laptop bat3 with one eye, and the other watching your signal strength!
We thank God sha. It all went well

Men I would love to see fashola as the governor of delta state, and try some of this stunts in WARRI...:hehehehehe
The only way all this "civilian arrests" (cos these guys are J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ a bunch of civilians arresting other civilians in the name of task force) can happen in warri is if JTF are stationed with every LASTMA or VIO in a ratio of 5 to 1

Imagine telling a warri man not to cross road
Shuuu! Na u give am leg!

monomex: @Ifycyril, I hail you too oo!....thank you for your good wishes. I pray Baba God go help us make am like una wey don succeed in batch 1.

@monomex, have u done ur tests? Ow was it

How many nigerians know the meaning of "high mileage"
Go and ask ur mechanic wheda he knows what the "mileage" of your car is

naptu2: Street trading has been illegal in Lagos since the 1970s.

Bro that's not the point
The point is he is gonna ban them with style and swag.
J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ like he is hyping them in this article. Hehe they should read in btw the lines and see something is cooking.
My bet is the hawkers wouldn't even know what hit them

Hehehehehe signs of end times for hawkers!
Get ready for a public ban of hawking in lagos state

VoteOutPDPJona:

Men no be joke something ooo!
As I dey like dis, the water for my tank way I don dey manage 4 d past 1 week J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ finich
I dey reason how I go carry my 2 left leg go baff for my sis house before I start 2 dey reason buying fuel for evening

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VicGoodGuy: Why did you use the word 'lynching'? She didn't understand the word. She thought you meant toasting her. That's why she was laughing. Showing her a very sharp, tested OK, UTC cutlass would have done the job perfectly well.

She get luck say she disown phcn @ the spot. Said she was with the company distributing d meter.
Hehehe Lynching na part and parcel of our scheme of work 4 uniport.
#RIPALUU4

Princek12: Only in Nigeria can you invent something that is already in existence?

Your definition or concet of "invention" is limited. J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ like most of the things that pervade the nigerian way of reasoning is limited

dozymars: Do you really know what INVENTION means? How can you invent what already exist.
Bomb detectors have long existed in so many other countries so please rephrase the topic as "NIGERIA IMPORTS BOMB DETECTORS"

where are the fabricated parts manufactured?
Where are the microchips manufactured?
where are the cameras manufactured?
where are the sensors manufactured?
Even tires are not manufactured in Nigeria.

So how come its invented in Nigeria? Please don't misinform the public.

My broda do you know the definition of invention?
An invention is a unique or novel device,
method, composition or process. It may be
an improvement upon a machine or product,
or a new process for creating an object or a
result

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invention

My brother please loo'k clearly at the bolded.
Do you know the full specs of the robot?
Do you know if any unique attribute as been added to the nigerian design to make it a unique concept and worthy of being patent?
So if I invent a new way of making noodles and call it xyz noodles, its not an invention cos others are already making indomie and mimi noddles shey?
Its not an invention cos its made in nigeria right?
Its not an invention cos I have 2 import the materials I need ba?
Myopia is what majority of us suffer from

[quote author=baby_123]hmmm.....

But this technology is already existing[/quote]So which one do you want? The one that is spiritually existing.
They didn't buy or assemble the robot from anyone or from a manual. Hence they invented. Pls note that unless you are fully aware of all the specs of the nigerian version of the robot, you cannot fully disband this innovation as not being an invention simply because there are other robots out their doing similar function.
I use a simple analogy. You can't say the Iphone isn't an invention simply becos the concept of the smart phone was invented before the iphone. J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ as you can't say the smart phone isn't an invention simply becos the telephone was invented by Bell before the smart phone.
You can only dismiss the iphone as an invention if there exist another phone exactly like the iphone doing exactly what it does.
The fact that the technology is already existing is a well know fact, but the presence of a technology doesn't negate the innovative creation (aka invention) of a product within that niche.
We should learn to be open minded and focus on the content of stories, and not on journalistic theatrics that characterize nigerian headlines.

[quote author=Dudu_Negro]....Pastor dey play "hide and seek".




He doesnt want to be dragged into politics but what business does a pastor have spending nine days in active investigation with NDLEA?

We wouldn't expect NDLEA to be at the pulpit preaching scripture, would we? So what's pastor doing with NDLEA and al Mustapha investigation?[/quote]I finally understand why the critical reading section in the SATs are the most difficult sections for nigerians writing the exam.
YOU NIGGAs CAN'T READ!!!
Did you not see where he said he was petitioned?
Must everything be written out word for word before your brain can COMPREHEND?
Whatever happened to your ability of inference?
He didn't go to d NDLEA office for picnic. From the write up he spent 9 days there after being set up.
That's when he "had" the vision for the man.
Choi!
When they buy novels for them to read when they are young, they will refuse and prefer to be pursuing baba shakiru's daughter!