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No light in my street since april!!!
One lady J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ came a few hours ago 2 check something on our meter. I told her I felt like lynching her on the spot, she J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ laughed.


























I don't think she understood how serious I meant it

tony gee: Pls can I call dis man a foooo l just asking

It depends. If you can call your father a fooool, then by all means proceed

andyanders: Yerima paid him. Shame to him and his family to have sent such a useless man to represent them. How come an adult like this iddio-t could even have the audacity to say he voted in error. Shame to him and his children.

Cos you where there when yerima paid him shey?
Since you can call someones father an idio*t, I wouldn't be surprised if the word idio*t is the daily greeting you exchanged with your own father back at home.
Uncultured bunch of HYPOCRITICAL, vindictive children of anger.
I guess you have never made a mistake in your life abi?
He made an error, and he is man enough to admit it, so now for that you bring his family into this?
For your information, the akinyelure family are a very grounded and down to earth family.
(I'd know cos I grew up close to dem in maruwa gardens)
People should learn to address the issue and not descend to attacking the person or family.

Jakumo: Watch how a person relates to subordinates, or to those percieved to be of lower social standing, for that interaction is a more accurate and honest index of character than is the manner in which the same person relates to equals or superiors.

guy which textbook you copy this thing from
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Na play o

Dem dey mad!!!!
After I don carry my chemical engineering degree go dey teach for that iguana worshiping orogun village for delta all in the name of service, where sand flies collabo my body finish , dey come dey one change fire!!!
No !!! All coppas to musto to serve like me.

deturla: Diageo.......Batch1.........any news....

Replied your PM. Have you seen it?

[quote author=D_gRaNd_ShErifF]please, when did u receive the link for the test? I applied 2 days ago and haven't got any link to d online test. I only got 2 msgs, which were congratulatory msgs for my successful application. I applied for sales though[/quote]Sunday..that's yesterday

Hey deturia and rest..I greet una o. Was looking for this thread, but seems the mods moved it.
Been following since page 1, and I must say I am happy 4 all of you guys that have gone this far.
I J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ applied and got the link for the shl test (batch 2).
I really need some heads up concerning the phone interview after d shl test (by d grace of God the test will be successful).
Deturia abeg how did you ansa the H/r lady when she asked you about your careers plans for the next 5 years or so. I have a friend that choked on that question since his real career plan (in an engineering field) wasn't what he was applying for (sales).
I applied for Human Resources btw

Most of what people are saying here aren't really bribes, and is pretty common in other parts of the of the world.
How many oyinbo movies have we watched that a man who wants information from say a non cooperative bar tender will flash him some dollar notes to get his attention.
Or may be a guy is trying to get information from a receptionist, and he tips her excessively J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ to be on her right side.
Its the big bribes that we should be mentioning here.

daywalker12911: can those of us still serving apply?

Ya you can, but use ur head.
Don't mention (in ur application or subsequent phone interview that ur still serving).
I had one week 2 complete my service year when I had d phone interview. I go jabor say I dey serve for delta state.
The way d lady paused, I knew something was amiss.
If ur close 2 the end of ur service year...apply for everything! But don't dare mention that ur still serving!

Guys please I need ur help, since am kinda new to this.
I been trying to dig up information on dragnet, but am not getting the answer to what I really need.
Okay, so I understand that they run a lot of the web sites or recruitment portals for all these companys, but what I really need to know is if dragnet are also a recruiting agency on their own.
If so, then how does one register with them, and how much do they take.
Anyone with answers should please help me out.

I once heard a policeman shouting that the policemen in his station where armed robbers . Although he was saying this because someone in the station switched his battery :PI , couldn't help feeling that their was an element of truth to what he was saying.

[quote author=Igbo.owore]Don't be silly. The British gave away Bakassi long before Obasanjo joined the Nigerian Army. Obeying the judgement of the ICJ which ruled that Bakassi was in Cameroun, meant he gave it away? When the British amalgamated the Federation called Nigeria were we consulted? Likewise when they gave away Bakassi.

Obasanjo is someone I have little respect for but we should not play politics with the Bakassi issue. The man is close to his grave and lets put the records straight.[/quote]See this one spilling rubbish!!!!
So if obj's village happened to be in bakassi, would he not fight for it?
Typical nigerian. If it is not happening to you, your immediate family, or ur kinsmen then its okay.
If there happens to surface one so called document that says part of lagos belongs to togo, will you repeat this nonsense you are saying.
Why where the people (who matter most)not involved?

#rubbish

[quote author=Tee-gurlee.]Smart pipz dnt c themself as smart,neither do they read articles dat makes them knw their level as smartnes.I DID NT READ D ARTICLE,NEITHER DO I C MYSELF AS SMART.[/quote]Your logic is pathetically flawed
Faulty premise leading 2 a faulty conclusion.
Its like saying good drivers are pipz that don't drink and drive.
I dont/didn't drink, therefore I am a good driver.
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BTW I don't drink myself, but can't drive a car to save my life

Please how does one apply 2 dragnet 2 begin with. Do they take money for all these placements?
Thanks

idowuswap: igbos should be kill asap,dont let dem form again,jtf are working why igbo want 2 spoil dis nation thas why den plenty 4 prison

idowuswap: igbo like ritual why ?animal igbo in nl,talk im listening Bleep dem all

As in WTF Did you J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ qoute yourself?
Now this is the reason why people shouldn't shut down their brains when the boot their systems to come on NL

I think its bad. What about here in rivers state where amechi has decided to slash all civil salary by half??

AB Engine: Oga Vinas, I may not be accurate enough, but SHL has practise tests on their portal you can benefit from, your GMAT is also a valuable asset when it comes to charts and you may have to try those maths/LCM problems concerning distance and time you may have ignored in the past. Prepare accordingly, it only requires your understanding of the questions, your accuracy and maneuverability.

NEGATIVE MARKING! DO NOT GUESS! RATHER DONT ANSWER

What documents did dey check before you entered for the exam? Where you asked to bring originals, etc

HOPE8888: This is the main thing and accuracy.

What documents did they ask for at the entrance?
Sorry the question was meant for AB Engine

I heard schools where to change their cutoff mark this year.
Please who knows what the cutoff mark for uniben is now.
Thanks

Pls who has an idea how much delta state pays nurses?

Need this information urgently for a friend please!
How much does delta state government pay nurses posted to serve in delta?
I know the normal payment is 5k. But I want to find out if doctors, nurses etc are paid higher, and what amount exactly.
Thanks

After watching mikel in dis tournament, I have come to the conclusion that mikel should leave chelsea, and go to a club that will let him express himself and play his natural role.
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#coming from a chelsea fan since 2004

jodeci: Anywhere from aba road take a vehicle going to oyigbo and ask them to stop you at the hotel.It is very conspicuous on the road.

God bless man

This not new nah!
This is Nigerian journalism @ its finest. Distortion is their forte

Really don't understand this lagos/ ph stuff.
Was there any time during the application that were told to choose a location (can't remember).
Also, is it that the folks from lag are doing there's @ a different date apart from 24th?

@ macpeter1 pls am still waiting for ur response. Thanks

Don't know if any PH guys here can help me out.
I need directions to Best Western Premier hotel Port Harcourt at
Km 16, Aba expressway,
opposite Intels camp.
Ŧa̶̲̥̅̊ƞk̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇:::: a lot!

macpeter1: Tenaris has finally sent the mail inviting candidates to an aptitude test again after the online test. My test date and venue is 24th june 2013, Best Western Premier Port Harcourt
Hotel |
Km 16, Aba expressway,
opposite Intels camp,
Port Harcourt, Rivers State, Nigeria. Test format needed Please. ASAP. 08032314006. Macpeteonline@yahoo.com

Please where you asked to come with anything?

justchill: You have been invited for an aptitude test by Chevron Nigeria Ltd, Username: drg@dragnet.com5 password: *****. The problem is that I logged in and the test schedule page remains blank. could this be fake? Pls help...

Hehehe 1st off, what and when did you apply?
If you have never applied to chevron b4 then J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ 4get it.
Also, if you have applied for chevron anytime in the past, J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ play along with it. But immediately you hear any DAMM thing like
"Pay so so and so"
My guy TAKE OFF!!!

Celestyn8213: I hope the boko haram will not turn against the traders again tomorrow

They have already been doing that.
As one of my mayshy friends here in ph once said
"Walahi bros, if me I see boko haram, me sef go run pass you"
They have been attacking the traders one way or another b4 now.

Brimmie: [size=20]We need a professional striker! Keshi should bring back Osaze![/size]

Una don start again abi.
Anyway my petrol finish for after half time, and na only half I watch
Anyway like I was telling some complaining goons after the 1st match that I would rather have. 1-0 win over tahiti and a 1-0 win over uruguay than have a 20-0 win over tahiti and a loss to uraguay.
Tahiti was never they real contest. It was always the uruguay match.

LAST SHOT:
We played badly and won against tahiti (people vex)
This one wey we play well and still lost against uruguay nko (una still go vex?)

[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me][size=20pt]Did CAVANI worth £45 Million?[/size][/quote]NO CAVANI DID NOT WORTH £45 million