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ninety5:
Hi everyone, hope y'all safe. I am going to hit the road straight up.

My wife's sister, 24, visited us two days before the lockdown in Lagos and was hoping to travel in the next three days. Unfortunately for her, the lock down thwarted her plan.

Now, my wife, together with our 3 year old boy, always leaves the house during the day to go gossip with her friends, living only her sister and me at home.

The problem is, my wife's sister has been looking at me somehow, like she wants me to have sex with her. The other day she saw me and was smiling like I gifted her some money, like a fish. Yesterday, she wore a blouse that left her n.pples dangling back and forth as she walked around the house.

Guys please, I am in a dilemma. And, good god, the girl is finer and hotter than her sister, the gossip.

What do you want me to do?

No insult please.

You are a FOOL! A big one! Didn't you know your wife was a gossip before you married her? Your sister-in-law doesn't want to have sex with your sorry as, you want to have sex with her that's why you're reading meaning into her every move. I'm ashamed of you. Cut off your manhood and swallow, you're a disgrace to men all over the world

SLAP44:
The only working part of the country is the South East.

Don't let Arewwa slap you oh, don't you know that Kano is Africa's Paris?

That must really hurt you, sorry, he's alive.

9jaRealist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BalDN6iGYpE

The look on the “liberal” Dr. Birx’s face is priceless....
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Dr. Birx and Fauci have always said that Trump listens to their recommendations and seeks their input. Fauci even reprimanded a fake news reporter for saying that he's being forced to say good things about Trump

Osidazz19:
Pls listen to TRAMP and do us a favor by following these instructions as directed by your dear leader.

Oh, I weep for you! Go back and watch the entire video not just cuts and clips by CNN

Yenefer:
if u did then Almajiri is only a Nigerian thing even if u saw them in other subsaharan Africa they're nigerian

you are very very dense

Aidejay:
https://www.factcheck.org/2020/01/trump-takes-undue-credit-for-cancer-progress/

https://www.factcheck.org/2018/01/trump-takes-undue-credit-black-unemployment/

https://apnews.com/3ae3ef79afdb438f854ff9453ab9216f

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/national-international/fact-check-trump-takes-more-undue-credit/2058045/

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/ap-fact-check-trump-takes-credit-for-obamas-gains-for-vets

https://www.businessinsider.com/ap-ap-fact-check-trump-takes-undue-credit-for-f-35-savings-2017-2?r=US&IR=T

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veracity_of_statements_by_Donald_Trump

https://www.vox.com/world/2018/1/30/16945312/state-of-the-union-2018-isisstate-of-the-union-2018-isis

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-51063149

How many times have factcheck.org issued corrections/ retractions for deliberately false reports? So you vox and the Ap are credible? you're a joke

Osidazz19:
My only advice to you is expand your worldview and stop getting your news from faux entertainment channel and Ipob Biafuro radio. Apart from your likes , no one takes them seriously.

Jokes on you brother because
1. Fox News is the most watched American cable news channel. And Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson have more viewers the entire CNN.
2. I watch even the most leftwing media, I watch msdnc, tyt, the view, jimmy dore, David pakman on YouTube and those are very leftwing and very progressive media. I also watch CNN, aljazeera and BBC on TV as they're the only ones provided. I bet you don't even know any of these outlets I mentioned, but I'm the misinformed one.

Osidazz19:
[[s][s]quote author=chewwie post=88960546]
1. The covid 19 isn't rampant in the se, so the vents don't benefit the Igbos.
2. If seeing a good gesture is an Igbo attribute, then good on us.
3. Why are you in Trump's America? Didn't you enjoy from Trump's robust economic policies? Didn't you enjoy his tax cuts? What is wrong with you people? Sorry to bursts your bubble, but Trump will win November by a landslide, remember when CNN and MSDNC swore Crooked Hillary would win 1 million to 1? You Dumbos never learn.[/s][/s]

This your useless irrational rant doesn't even deserve a proper response. Just move on.

Lol typical liberal response. You hate Trump because CNN told you to.

Yenefer:
mtsww have u ever been there

1. If Almajiri was invented by Nigerian Muslims, then you people are dumber than I thought.
2. Luckily, I, unlike you uneducated northern scum, educate myself. I watched a documentary on Almajiris on Aljazeera Witness, feel free to educate yourself every Saturday 7am.

donbrowser:
Are you sure you know geography or you're just being sarcastic

You don't know Geography or you've never looked at Nigerian map.

Danhumprey:
Akwa Ibom is in the SE (South East)?
SMH.

Check your map

Aidejay:
I was referring to his very well documented habit of taking undue credit and bragging about stuff he has no idea about. But maybe I wasn't clear, you know people like you require extra explanation cause of your shallow dept in understanding. Next time just ask for more clarity instead of mentioning and sounding like a .........

Uhmm... He put a call through to Buhari, if he brags about it, so what?
And please, provide instances of Trump taking undue credit

Yenefer:
Our people need to reduce giving birth to children that they cannot take care of. Alamjiri is a hausa thing not islamic. I'm always ashamed of seen this little children begging. Imagine this criminal, alcoholic rubbing it on our faces

PS people saying Almajiri is a Muslim things named any Muslim countries with Almajiri besides nigeria.

Sub Saharan African countries with Muslim populations; Senegal, Chad, Niger, etc.

XANDERBOY85:
My sentiments too!

Greedy and arrogant Nigerian doctors think every day would be Christmas when they would be taking advantage of poor, vulnerable individuals! Now they've been called upon to live up to their hypocratic oath more than ever before, they've all scaled the back fence and gone AWOL!

It's not hypocratic you fool

XANDERBOY85:
They didn't know all this when they signed up for the job abi?

When the going was good and they were coining in the money....no wahala! But the moment shi't hits the fan and they're called upon to live up to their oaths and save lives, all of a sudden they remember they have poor conditions of service and renumeration, and proceed to leg it like Usain Bolt!

You fool, I'd love to see you spend 6 years of your miserable life in med school, graduate and work in terrible conditions. American doctors earn more than American senators, but the reverse is the case here in Nigeria. At least they were even kind enough to run leaving months of unpaid salaries behind

Yenefer:
We don't want it

Help me tell him! We are not tired of dying?
Big fool! So you think vents are useless outside coronavirus abi? Uneducated fellow

Osidazz19:
[[s]quote author=GamalNasser post=88959733]

God has always blessed Trump and God has always been with him and is still with him . Carry your problem to Saudi Arabia Mr Muslim[/s]

Only brainwashed ipob delusional and retarded Christian's in Nigeria are licking Trump's ass. The vast majority of Americans including my humble self are going to vote out the delusional, lying narcissistic orangutan on Nov 3rd.

I'm sure that confused ipob miscreants like you don't even know that TRAMP is kissing the ass of the Saudi leader.

1. The covid 19 isn't rampant in the se, so the vents don't benefit the Igbos.
2. If seeing a good gesture is an Igbo attribute, then good on us.
3. Why are you in Trump's America? Didn't you enjoy from Trump's robust economic policies? Didn't you enjoy his tax cuts? What is wrong with you people? Sorry to bursts your bubble, but Trump will win November by a landslide, remember when CNN and MSDNC swore Crooked Hillary would win 1 million to 1? You Dumbos never learn.

Aidejay:
Trump wants to use us to advance his personal agenda.
The next thing we will see is him bragging about rescuing Nigerians from covid nineteen.

An alleged racist is simply trying to help you hopeless fellows and you're crying, if he doesn't you'll say he's racist. Insatiable dumb bleeps

Bar1941:
Ventilators that are insuffcient for his country, confused man. He shouldn't forget to send some disinfectants too.

See this misinformed fellow, Trump issued a DPA that mandated all manufacturing companies in the USA to produce hundreds of thousands of ventilators and now Trump he's extending an helping hand to we helpless people

Sufisunni:
Trump to help Nigeria while America is the worst hit

The USA are seeing a sharp decline in new cases and deaths... Follow up

Noerection:
Why Ibo are rejoicing over Abba Kyari's death?
Nnamdi Cownu parents died like chicken without befitting burials.

Lol! Looking at your profile, it is clear that the Igbo people live rent free in your pea sized brain? We don't care about Abba Kyari, he lived and he died.
We're Igbos not Ibos.

adebayo987:
I trust china to do the worse by keeping covid-19 origin rumours.

Dumb head...

I'll vote Trump again because He's against evil doers like you!

1. I support Trump, I follow him, his kids and administration officials across all social media platforms.
2. I don't think you're eligible to vote

adebayo987:
because you're brainwashed

Says the one peddling baseless conspiracy theories. Who invented measles and the common cold? You people sha

LedRock:
An African man can marry plenty wives, she can go Fvck herself off. If she doesn't want to get married again another girl would gladly take her place.

Mtchewww.

Your comment is riddled with so much stupidity. In the 1800s, Abraham Lincoln ran for President and he promised to end slavery and polygamy, stating that they both objectified people; one black, the other women.
Abi na as we are Africans, we might as well go back to our barbaric ways of beheading virgins for rituals and killing of twins and albinos.

adebayo987:
Animals like you live on earth but are unaware of what's going on around them. Mind you, i didn't vote in your brain dead shit. Finally, animals don't understand what they've read if at all they can read. Where in my post supported china or rather highlighted what china may do to anyone who would want to reveal their lab?

BIG S/HE-GOAT NAI YOU BE WITH YOUR PLACENTA FACE! GO LEARN HOW TO READ, FOOL!

So you think because you peddle conspiracy theories you're well aware of what's going on in the world? Of course you vote for dumb politicians, if you can't see that Trump is a good President, how will you see good presidents to elect?
You specifically wrote that you trust China to make anyone who wants to reveal the locations of their virus labs to go missing. What do you infer?

adebayo987:
animal, update yourself on what the US has labelled HIV conspiracy theories
@ https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-origin-of-aids/

if your website supports the conspiracy, it will disappear from google if it's not taken down, the same way some chinese are getting missing for saying the truth. In fact google "who made HIV" you won't see any suggested questions to show you how far they've gone to cover it up.

also read
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1405237/

got it?

Well, those aren't facts. Those are opinion pieces from less than credible sources. I want names and pictures of the scientists who developed HIV in a lab.

Kimbrielle:
Blind supporter.
Take the truth Trump messed up and downayed the virus.Americans are angry with him already.
With less cases then why did he not act but he was busy playing politics and golf

Yes, he messed up big time. Imposing travel restrictions on China, declaring it a public health emergency, blah blah blah were totally unnecessary.

Ibadiaran19:
WHO has been in existence long before China ever became known as an emerging economy.
Since 1948 formed by world powers to meet the global health needs of the world.
China only started emerging as a force to be reckoned with in the 80s and 90s. Not so long ago.
Don't joke with the WHO pls. Don't forget WHO DGs come and go

And where did you get that from? See his mouth like don't joke with the WHO. Had the WHO been just 51% competent, we wouldn't have over 2 million cases worldwide. And the current DG is the first non-doctor, he failed as Ethiopia's health minister. DGs come and go, so why don't we all sit tight and let this one go with hundreds of thousands of lives?

BEEFIE:
Accusing China of coverup is a kind of blackmail.
Suspected cases were reported on 27Dec. Reuters cited CCTV reports on 31.
China formally notified WHO on 3Jan&closed Wuhan on 23.
US closed its Consulate on 26& borders to China on 2Feb.

Blameshifting can't make up for lost time.

You definitely live under a rock. The Chinese regime destroyed data on the virus, they arrested and threatened their own doctors because they tried to warn the public about the virus.

SoNature:
China should take over

World's power no be for mouth

I'm telling you, China should take over. That way we'll be getting unmonitored and unpayable loans from an oppressive Communist regime, free viral pandemics... A world we all want to live in. No wonder the people of Hong Kong wanted independence.

Kimbrielle:
Whay was Trump's first reaction to corona virus he said China was transparent and handling the virus well.He later said coronavirus was a hoax and that it was the fault if the democratsYou are the one spilling trash so shut up and learn from that gutter dirty house of yours America's first case was in mid february and on the 21st of february Trump said it was under control that same february he called it a hoax
But yet Americans were still coming from China,Italy,Japan,South korea and others when those countries had cases of the virus at that time and not just China alone.You did not ask any question you just spewed rubbish and stated nonsense even before Trump closed the borders other countries were already doing that

Argue with facts my friend.
Trump restricted travel from China on January 30, and that excluded American citizens in China. He didn't calm the virus a hoax, he called the politicizing of the virus a hoax! Watch the full video. The Democrats criticized his travel restrictions saying it's his racist and xenophobic MO, and that was the politicizing he was talking about.