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ajekpaks:
I Won Laugh Die, I Laugh from my Chair to the floor to my bed, Laughing when I entered the toilet Pisssing and when I was taking my bath, Oh Boy, I wan die oh, choi


but My question na, Did WikI and some of these sites employ Nigerians to be slipping in Nigerian Names to these people? who is responsible for leaking these names in the first place, How did it come to be that Adetayo Ayowale Onile-Ere was added to Taio's Name hence causing all this wahala self,

Well I take it that there has to be an element of truth in every rumour, say maybe When NeYo's mom was giving birth the Nurse might be a Nigerian and she looked and NeYo and said Oh, Chimere Oma, and NeYo's mom inquired what it meant and felt it was good to name Neyo so,

As for Taio, I don't know Adetayo Ayowale Onile-Ere is too long to be added without reason, maybe when he grew he just decided to remove it totally and add Jacobs because it's more easy, I dont know, Just speculating foolishlyy since that's what we do here,

LWKMD!!!

Ah Just as I thought, we were drawn in the same group as the spain .

Just knew we would get em'. Was as certain as daylight. Should still go through along with spain.

Where is CHIOGO hiding?

Tuberculosis Joshua Haba!!!

MRbrownJAY:
as for your list, you forgot a few ones:
#8 she keeps comparing you with her exe or wants to keep up with the Joneses
saying once in a blue moon that her ex was this or that is understandable BUT when everything you do is compared to her ex then you have to let her quickly knows to drop the comparison OR to simply tell her:"biatch shut the fukc up, if your ex was that great, you would still be with his sorry a[b]s[/b]s!" if this doesnt work then she MUST be dropped.

coogar:
makelele didn't become a legend until he joined madrid at the age of 27.
mikel is still 24 and i doubt claude makelele @ 24 was better than mikel.

Hehehe and Messi is still 18. By the time Mikel get's to the "supposed" 24, he'll be all done and washed up.

^^^^ When was the last time any German side won the Big Ears?

AjanleKoko:
Average performance by Barca standards. It could have well been 8-0 if the chances in the first half had been properly utilized. Messi's tiredness showed to a large extent in my view. The normal fit Messi would have torn this Zaragoza to shreds.

We hope for a draw against Milan. A game in the San Siro always makes me uncomfortable.

That makes "WE" two. Would also be happy with a draw.

Must admit chelsea really do miss the Terry, Carvalho, Makalele axis. Their defence has been piss poor this season.

MILANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

We started the really badly but i'm glad with the way things are turning out now. Just a point behind the leaders Juve however having played a game more. Really high hopes this season and was really disappointed with our sluggish start. Glad things have been sorted out since. The Usual suspects have been irrepressible once again this season. The Likes of Thiago Silva, Nesta(when Fit) and Ibra. I've been a tad disappointed with the forms of both Boateng and Robinho though. Was really expecting more from them this season. Hopefully they'll improve as the season goes along and what better way to start than the game vs Barcelona. Though I must admit not really looking forward to the Barca Game. Barca would definitely dominate our lethargic looking midfield(like they don't always dominate every other midfield anyways) and it's up to the whole team to try and disrupt their fluid passing game(starting from Ibra and robinho/Pato). Really don't mind seeing the odd niggling tackle here and there. Berlu ousting from the Italian hot seat might actually be a blessing a disguise. Milan could become his no1 priority again(though i don't see that happening ).

Finally, all Rossoneri Fans worldwide wish Antonio Cassano a speedy recovery. He is in our thoughts and prayers. Shame really as he was only starting to get his form back and was looking like a key player not only for Milan but also for the Azzuri come EURO 2012. Get well soon.

To be my faithful Rossoneris, all there is left for me to say is FOOOOORRRRRZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MILANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

ritchboy:
Chic2Pimp and Sauron back from their honeymoon? This is serious

Hehehe. My own get reason ooo

chamotex:
Look who is talking?
How was jail life?
You came out earlier than expected.

Look @ dis battybwoi.
No be you dem tear hin battyhole finish for prison ni?

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=807448.msg9605261#msg9605261 date=1321919960]that's too bad.
I prefer Soyinka too.[/quote]You actually took what he wrote seriously
Ask him to describe what the outside of a theatre looks like let alone the inside. Dude has never been anywhere near a theatre in his existence.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=716327.msg9580857#msg9580857 date=1321569145]Hello people!
Back from peacekeeping in Iraq.[/quote]How Ipswich?

@TwatNu

Abi na me suppose ask wetin you do J.LO? Free the Guy abeg. Abi tearing him yansh no tire you?

@Edoyansh

O boy i dey very busy oooo.

Buncha Animals. They should be publicly executed when caught.

Ahn ahn Miss Ghana like for real?

mukina2:
shows that you are blindly supporting a club

you cannot even decipher one word . .na only tooorrr!! and mamamia abi na misanmia you sabi shioorrr

Abeg when did Edoyad upgrade from dayo to toba?

somethings on NL neva change sha.

As you can clearly se, dude is already sampling Manuel Neuer's own.

You peeps should stop yarning opata jare. How can I player who does not know what the term "Defending" be classified as a good left back let alone a great one?

Seeing Is Believing. Make I see am jor

You think say I dey like blatter abi? I no dey take backhand bribe ooo

Look at this one? Abi you know say nah Yoruba be the unofficial language of the Monarch?

Oya turn ya back make I see . I need concrete evidence. If you get big bakassi,ikebe, round round, arsenal,shaky shaky mummy then I go give you certificate of authenticity. Nah dem get the biggest *cough cough* in the whole of that ccountry

Me like money? mba nu, lai lai. You must have mistaken me for my twin

See me see trouble nah who dey tish you [size=4pt]queen language[/size] yoruba sef?. . . . Abeg I nefa reach metusellah age ooo.

mbulela:
it has been coached out of him.very painful but true.
it is the same case with Mikel Obi.
If you ever watched him in 05 at that youth cup in Holland,you will not believe how much harm Mourinho did to the boy.
The destruction is almost clinical.
Maybe one day, Fergie will be able to shed light on what exactly he was trying to achieve with Anderson.
[b]Also, i think the lad is a bit distracted off the field.[/b]it is not easy.

On the latter highlighted bit, true dat. On the former, it's either that or he has simply lost in. If I remember right, the dribbling ability went hand in hand with his pace. So may be loosing that short burst of acceleration has hurt him in more ways than one.

mukina2:
i was in liyba jor . . free money

Una africans too like money sha. Haba

mukina2:
where jalether dey sef?

dayo? edoyad any clues?

How I go take know that one? Him resemble my pikin?

You dey fall my hand ooo. How you go dey ask them that kain question? If dem no know where him dey, who else go know?

Abi nah me suppose ask you that one? You come vanish into thin air abi nah Dayo kidnap you?

Dis one don pass already na wa. Tis one na real wa oooo

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=685120.msg8476830#msg8476830 date=1307513523]Usually 8+ yrs older and brilliant (academically and sensibly).[/quote]Thank You Thank You. You are far too kind .

Donlittle:
Bastards, they act so holy on twitter and Facebook, but are sum hoes in real life

Our War : Afghanistan Ten Years On. Gut Wrenching stuff. Anyone who has not/did not see it need to catch it on the BBC I player. Best War Documentary I have seen in a very long time.

R.I.P Chris Gray.

She come turn herself into baby making machine. Na wa ooo