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Hmmmmm


This people

ba2undey:
Good for him

Abeg wetin d dog smoke

Hedonistically:
Plenty dullards here keep parroting the lie that the man lasted for 2 hours. Make una go learn how to read.

The woman CLIMAXED for two hours.

The actual sex might have lasted no more than 10 minutes. The news here is that the woman (who obviously has some kind of disorder) climaxed continuously for an extraordinary 2 hours. I'm sure competent gynaecologists would have an explanation for that.

The bottom line is dat the man nack am. She climaxed for two hours. If to say nackin no dey 2hrs climaxing no for dey..


D man name na nackson

ROZZAYY:
waiting for my own wedding nyte wen hubby will land in hospital after.....

Chaii.

Aunty Abeg easy on him oooo..


U get junior sister....i go like land hospital first night

Stelvin101:
O ti to ooooo. Ordinary 2hours? That means if I run that one from 10am till 7pm na both her body and soul go just die. There is a saying beautiful ladies don't know how to bleep. But some women are blessed with high sexual hormones sha and some unflavored. Ohhhhhhhh Vivian you remain the best. I love gals with high sexual hormones cause they are so sweet, dia orgasm build rapidly and quick just by pre-intimacy, not some that when u suck Felicia sef dey won't respond to stimuli as if they circumcise their Felicia and punny all together.

Uncle Abeg where be felicia?

kinglekan:

@ProTouchDesigns even though I was about asking you why you have four "sacrifice looking" bowls of soup, I must hand it to you that your intentions or perhaps your sacrifice has landed you three prospective wives to choose from.

Choose wisely.

U kno say the op don smoke holland skunk...
The skunk told him to share it.. One plate with one stick of weed... Besides u kno its performance enhancing drugs, it enhances food consumption....

And they said they love each other..


They are the first to claim Igbo people hate each other...


Soon punch will manufacture a version if this news and tag it south east to wipe the shame this news bring to them afonjas

Almajiri1:
It could be aggrieved members of APC.Lots of companies will feel this impact in Lagos and ogun.

Could be tinubu boys. U kno they have been sidelined

dimieprincess:
Buhari paid e rats are on their way to this thread, mugus. U guys were trying to make mockery of others because u r not aware today call to bar was for "dullers" like Buhari.

Dullers. Lol.

seunmsg:
"I will continue to speak for those who cannot speak for themselves, I will
continue to be a voice to the voiceless".

So, speaking up for crooked Bukola Saraki and acting as thug and bodyguard to Saraki's wife during her visit to EFCC is now speaking for the voiceless? This Melaye guy must think Nigerians are daft like him. He got elected mistakenly in 2015 because of the APC and Buhari phenomenon of that election year, that mistake will be corrected in 2019 by God's grace. We don't need mad people in the senate.

Are you from kogi.

Re they complaining?

amaechi1:
I hope those clapping for you now for all the rubbish you have been spewing will also be there to clap for you whenever you meet your waterloo.

I wish you goodluck in this journey you chosen for yourself.

The funny thing is that this war has been going on since last year... Tinubu have not been able to do anything since last year. I don't think he have anything to do...



Like saraki said. He is a ludo player in the middle of chess lords..

Coward and things. Reppin

kcnwaigbo:




Yorubas and empty noise!! The same way her husband was disgraced by Dino,Saraki and co last June.Bros your local champion does not have any influence outside your region.

You mean the ludo player?

Reyginus:
I'm not talking about the woman but a woman. A human. His words demean him and encourage others to follow his example.

Okay tell me. Had it been these words were directed at some other person would you still try to justify it?

Can you imagine yourself...


Why do you think women are so special.... I don't support beating women.


These same women that can insult for africa... Abeg park well. Wats good for Greece is good for Uganda

Bonga fish wife of the ludo player. ?


Here is Abuja. People play chess here.

obailala:
Isnt it just the SS oil that feeds the nation (at lease for now)?

SW claims to have oil, SE claims full ownership of SS oil, one apari from Jigawa the other day claimed bayelsa oil belongs to Jigawa; and the mumurity continues while the SS watches in amusement.

more like bitumen..

all i am asking is just one instance whr se claimed ss oil..

Clentuzbaba:
Remember d same name & country has recorded great achievements many of which ur so called biafra people championed, ask any primary 1 school pupil across Nigeria 2day, d name of Nigeria's first president & d answer will vindicate me, also Nigeria's greatest soccer heroes r from this same place, get 1 of Nigeria's old soccer matches video tape & see d cross-national cheers & jubilation dat accompanied d legendary skills of SAMUEL OKWARAJI, only to mention a few, we have come a long way 2geda wt so much physiological & psychological ties, & i believe wt unity & love we will achieve greater things, u r my brother & so r all nigerians, wat we need is equity & justice & all grief will disappear, this is wat we should work towards & not division, God bless Nigeria.

i still cheer for c ronaldo. i hate whites

STFUand4kMeHARD:
Dead wrong! *In Mr Hudson's Voice*
Final FIXING

ok. u rr right..
final fixing ever.

mtcheeww Who thr ban epp...

charix:
It's only here on nairaland you see igbos vs Yorubas e-fighting meanwhile in real life they bend each other into different sexual positions. Funny enough even amongst nairalanders they still get married although to the chagrin of useless tribalists.

I'm still surprised at her choosing a Nigerian man, I always thought with her exposure she would never settle for a Nigerian as she would see them as below her level.

ur self esteem is really low.
I'm sorry.

Nice one Ibeto.

employment for my people.

Sweetlemon:
Seems like the West, Britain actually is really angry with Buhari. I am yet to figure out exactly why though. Could it be because of Buhari's determination to recover loots from them? Because ever since Buhari announced his visit to the UK to recover looted funds, UK has just been giving Baba bad eye up and down.
America started beefing Buhari after he turned down IMF offer.
If I got the information correctly, the bulk of the funds for the clean-up is not meant to come from FG but from the polluters. FG just flagged off the program last week, definitely perhaps when Buhari is back or when work implementation of the budget really kicks off, FG will source for their own part of the funds. Then again we all know how Buhari likes to take his time while doing sensitive things involving serious cash so why the hullabaloo from Shell? Why the hurry? Something is def wrong somewhere.
Hmmm. Baba God help us o.

Yoruba spotted defence minister

stanech:
Buhari - I will crush Niger delta avengers
.

Next week
.

Niger delta avengers bomb pipe line
.


Buhari - Our army re ready to crush them
.

Next 3days Niger delta avengers bomb 3 pipe lines
.

Military - Niger delta avengers, Dont push us to crush u.
.

Next 2days, small Niger delta killed 30 and 3 navy men.
.

Military - They are killing our men, we will attack.
.

Buhari - I'm going to Ogoni land and Niger delta avengers will not do anything.
.

Small Niger delta avengers - Buhari before coming to port harcourt or any state in Niger delta, sign ur death warrant
.

Buhari - I get ear infection, I no fit go again, where is Osinbajo, u know say na me get International trip and u get local trip, oya go Niger delta ok
.

Osinbajo - but Sir
.

Buhari - shut up, begin go, I get ear problem, I no dey hear u.
.

Small Niger delta - We re going to test 6missle on 7th of June, we will shut down all d network and we might target aso rock, if u dont release nnamdi kalu and other things we asked from u.
.

Buhari - Obasanjo come and help me,
.

Obasanjo- abeg I no fit
.
Buhari - Goodluck forgive me, Pls beg Niger delta avengers
.
Good luck - I no fit, Just fake sickness and run away cos on 7th,these boys must catch u and ur life wont be d same again.
.
Breaking news- Buhari heads to London for medical treatment .
Buhari see Biafrans and Avengers for your back!!! .
Haha you never see anything .

correct

stanech:
Buhari - I will crush Niger delta avengers
.

Next week
.

Niger delta avengers bomb pipe line
.


Buhari - Our army re ready to crush them
.

Next 3days Niger delta avengers bomb 3 pipe lines
.

Military - Niger delta avengers, Dont push us to crush u.
.

Next 2days, small Niger delta killed 30 and 3 navy men.
.

Military - They are killing our men, we will attack.
.

Buhari - I'm going to Ogoni land and Niger delta avengers will not do anything.
.

Small Niger delta avengers - Buhari before coming to port harcourt or any state in Niger delta, sign ur death warrant
.

Buhari - I get ear infection, I no fit go again, where is Osinbajo, u know say na me get International trip and u get local trip, oya go Niger delta ok
.

Osinbajo - but Sir
.

Buhari - shut up, begin go, I get ear problem, I no dey hear u.
.

Small Niger delta - We re going to test 6missle on 7th of June, we will shut down all d network and we might target aso rock, if u dont release nnamdi kalu and other things we asked from u.
.

Buhari - Obasanjo come and help me,
.

Obasanjo- abeg I no fit
.
Buhari - Goodluck forgive me, Pls beg Niger delta avengers
.
Good luck - I no fit, Just fake sickness and run away cos on 7th,these boys must catch u and ur life wont be d same again.
.
Breaking news- Buhari heads to London for medical treatment .
Buhari see Biafrans and Avengers for your back!!! .
Haha you never see anything .

correct

Officialkenshin:
Wow, Irene, you really are beautiful, like princess snow white, cinderalla, you are an iconic figure of beauty, take this from me, I hardly say it; only to a special lady and she is you
Irene, would love us to be friends, you are a great looking person, im prettt sure with awesome personality like mine, we will love each others company, do you mind?

dis one don turn poet


easy ooo Shakespeare

ireneony:
this kind call nor genuine

wrong number


who call epp


My own na dat shoe anytime u tire send am. no waste my time ooo.

atleast thr is a hit song unlike our airforce1 dat refused to hit a song. abi d song refuse make airforce1 hit am.

Ejanla07:
make him deny dis

hmmmm

divineappo:
many Nigerians are so low in thinking. If tompolo is the sponsor of NDA, why will he be running out of the country when the NDA's location is still unknown to the military, if he is their sponsor, why cant he be in the hidden location of NDA? i strongly believe tompolo is guilty of financial fraud but logical reasoning tells me he is not behind NDA.

The real sponsor asked his boys to mention tompolo as their sponsor. The real sponsor is taking advance of the fact that tompolo was on the run from the govt for fraud issue. Some Nigerians are so low in logical reasoning. Even the military can't think logically. The Nigerian military is chasing the wrong man. Asari dokubo is the sponsor of NDA. Nigerian military should start using their brain to think. Stop using AK47 to think.

tinubu is the sponsor
..
he has been sidelined. he is now hoping on oil contract..

blessyndbest:
with the stock ROM? or with XUI

stock works

SLIDEwaxie:
This guy is jes a fool! I swerrit..

So, because we wan eat, we shldnt baff or even talk?

Did he even knw dt the treatment for this disease is already in circulation to the Agricultural bodies?

Did he even knw dt there was a wide warning to farmers since last year to embrace green house farming for tomatoes ds year?

Twitter senator.. Lol

chai, I bow for ur ignorance!

Tell me, how many metric tons of cassava do Nigeria produce? How many tons do they export?


What about maize? How many metric tons are affected by disease?

Oh, so u dnt knw.. But u can always google the answer..

But this kept me wondering how they cld plan without knowing this figures and how they cld knw the figures without survey.. Thus, census..

Allow me, did u knw the last administration also took surveys of the farmers and they cassavas we produce?

Did u even knw they developed countries will give u a count of what they have?

I wonder how they achieved this? I wonder how they knw which importation to barn, which aspect of agric to concentrate on and which one to encourage further..

Why am I even wasting my time? Wailers got no brain! We zombies are eating them all!!

this one don admit say him be zombie..

ride on. U 're on right part to liberation