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Angelb4:
Make this car just get small accident, e go scatter pass biscuit

That Morocco food no be ebo sacrifice??!??

Chai, d aunty fine o!

After wasting money on expensive private school for her to become a doctor, lawyer or engineer, her parents and UMUNNA looking at her being a groupie in full view of the world.

Man o War?? Yoruba boys scout na im dey use una flex??

"Reminiscing about the future" eh?
No wonder u and ubi marry

Fuçk shìt this is SAD!!!!
Her last photo alive was taken some hours prior.. Still carrying same black bag. Fresh girl just delete like dis. God comfort the family cos this is damn painful!

I dey use am do keke for ile-ife

Abeg make we pity dis guy elect am. E don dey try since 1992

Be like who like fùvk.

obinnajr:
A TYPICAL ONITSHA INDIGEN NEVER SAW NWAMAMA AS A TERROR, HE'S A KIND OF STREET GUY WHO WILL TAKE FROM OUTSIDE AND BRING BACK TO THE STREET, I WITNESSED THE REIGN OF DERICO NWAMAMA, THERE'S SOO MUCH JOY THAN FEAR WHEN HE'S AROUND ON SUNDAY SUNDAY STREET SOCCER AT METRO HIGH SCHOOL OR OUR LADYS AND CKC. MIGHTY HAS FALLEN

Plausible, but robbers are cheerful givers squanderers too anyway. Maybe na only una street e no terrorise, maybe he truly was innocent of all accusations save for murdering his rival

any govt that dances atilogwu because of that useless reconstruction is a bàstard govt!

Go Dubai, u go count 12 lanes for their express inter and intra city. Fully marked, consistent with global best practices. No one single pothole because the emirati family responsible for the road stands to face serious problem if the road they maintain has complain.

Nigeria, No accountability. Just pour coal tar for road, people go clap for u. please gerraout with dis Smello road!

congrats on your recent marriage

The best way to go about this is to google the closest orphanage to you and visit with gifts. When the proprietress or administrator comes to receive you, start a conversation about adoption process and let her guide you through what's involved. She may also have contacts in the courts who will fast track it on your behalf.

Please buy chocolate for us when you join your husband in AMERICA. God don bless you with nice guy wey go carry you comot this shithole, still adopt your near-teenage son join. Lovely and a good encouragement to other single mothers to keep being amazing and never losing hope if matrimony is what they desire. Bless!

MY RETURN FLIGHT BACK TO THIS SHITHOLE COUNTRY

THESE HOUSE OF RÅPES MEMBERS WEY SABI DO OŔGY PASS ANYTIN DEY PRETEND SAY DEM DEY WORK NAIJA NEED TO BE PUT IN GOD'S RECYCLE BIN

I NEED JUST FOUR STROKES DIRECTLY INSIDE. JUST FOUR INSHA ALLA

HOPE SAY NA INDIGENE NOT STUDENT WRITE THAT RUBBISH

I will still gatecrash
Owambe is my constitutional right!

Twins??!??! No no no no no no NO!

SOMEBODY GONNA DIE MEHN!

I thought the iďiot went to dance his native igba ndi eze I wanted to call him a foolish and desperate jungle bunny but my nigga popped a milly rock and threw in a dougie and I was shook

Instead of you to start teaching him further maths for his common entrance you are doing beauty pageant for him

Anyway wey dem dey vote make I epp

Thank God for preserving that sweet nyash for us to manipulate in the land of the living

Marriage is not do or die.

Divorce is a good thing. Why? Because no good marriage ever ended in divorce. Only bad ones.

If a woman threatens me once with breakup, she will never get the chance to do it again. Heaven forbid I be held to ransom by a recalcitrant jezebel. Anyway I'm not about to sign away my life to any entitled àss aunty in this life!

Baba, if e no favor you, tell her gerrarahia mehn!

(As long as YOU are blameless)

RogueX:
Yea learnt the neutral thing.

Bonus: don't drive past when a woman wants to cross in front of you

Stop, look at her ikebe and horn your appreciation.

It helps with the transmission on your body

Baba you be fuuu

Amazing! How come he isn't one of the most celebrated Nigerians ever? I mean he undoubtedly deserves greater prominence going by his professional antecedents.

And as usual, fantastic curation, naptu2. You are such a legend!

Dey go soon deport you. I trust Homeland and I.C.E

Why do men sit and women stand in couple photos

ficons:
Ok

Where d fkuc is the quoted gif

Dis car go fit Apams, MIC and Ebony Caskets

How much be d tokumbo

Na to use am transport live goat for herdsmen