The man that tamed zlatan Ibrahimovic with broken rib say you be bully no be for nwa-afor born.

You named a rottweiler "gift", and you think the dog will be happy

kunleweb:
Man of the year. I hope our media houses will do the needful. The man rode the Chinese dude like a 120 mph four wheeler on an 80 mph lane


He rode the Chinese so severely that even the Chinese who was a senior director became confused about what he was doing.


The dude rode the Chinese so rough, he didn't stop, he turned the car upside down and began to ride the dude/Car upside down on its roof ( Chai I dey imagine sha)

Damn! Omo

In the words of the great philosopher Sean Carter, "You wuz who you wuz 'foe you got here."

I.e. mumus still gonna muum. They either die stupid or they learn from that mumuism.

Wish the latter well. As for the former, they are also necessary... someone needs to fund hoes foolishly and without reward, so they dont need to tax the real people nacking them.

Prechgold1180:
Thinking of revenge
I have one uncle who use to knock my head real then when I was in primary) secondary school Asin not just normal knock you know all those knock that use to factory reset someone's destiny
Yes dats it
Don't even know how I managed to survive dose horrible days
To cut d story short his son just got to primary 4 me am patiently waiting for d son to get to primary five so I can do him Roman reigns style
Brutality in knocking no mercy the way his father reshaped my head dats how I m going to reshape his own

Cried!!!

Iretee:
Because she tell you of your bad attitude and now you have use your witchcraft to hold her innocent children down. Repent or go to hell .... And you are happy her children are school dropped out .... Idiot

AfroKnight:
Let me paint a picture.

She continues to contact her ex without hiding it from you. You begin to think she’s at the least, honest with you cos she is not concealing this fact. After a while, you get worried at the frequency and nature of their conversations. So you complain about it. She becomes defensive almost immediately. She tells you there’s nothing romantic between them, that they are just friends. She may even imply (or declare outright) that you are insecure. This jab hurts you but “love” compels you to give her the benefit of the doubt.

Little by little, you are conditioned to condone this unusual friendship she shares with her ex. You raise your suspicions and she shuts you down again and again. Then she begins to call you a controlling and intrusive partner. She says you are letting your insecurities drive you.

Meanwhile, she’s having steady sex or going on dates with her ex. But you’ve been browbeaten to accept the lie she feeds you. Until one day she makes a mistake and you catch her red handed and then she gets angry or teary eyed and she walks away from the relationship, claiming that he seduced her in her moment of weakness or some other bullshît like that.

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Bro, you are leading yourself to this bus stop. It is the worst feeling, when your gut tells you something and you fold your arms and watch it metamorphose into a nightmare. Make it a binary solution. She either limits her contact with her ex drastically or you breakup. If you condone nonsense she will take advantage and ruin you.

Niggas gon learn!

TPound:



That means you were aware all along...


Well, Get a colourful glove, stand in front of FOU gate...

And wave the car bye bye

I CRIEDDDDD

Tad frivolous from him. But I wont lie this didn't make me laugh hard

PrimadonnaO:


Nope. That's how people hold themselves captive to things they should have let go a long time ago.

What's the point in pining for him. What will she get at the day. One-sided love? I don't even want to imagine what that feels like.

Ok. I agree with you.

Soooo, wuz yo numba

PrimadonnaO:
Please, just move on with your life.
If he wanted you, he'd have made his intentions known a long time ago.If you're not careful you'll end up in a friends-with-benefit situation, deceiving yourself that it's become a relationship.

Open your heart to someone else, and let that other one continue living his life.

That's how if Buhari never won, we would have said he was the best president we never had.
If you follow another man, you will always yearn for this guy and think about the "what ifs" when your partner isnt making you happy. You have built a fantasy around this guy and he will live rent free in your head forever unless you taste the full package and see that he is but a mortal man like the others you currently consider sub-prime.

hartehley15:
First to comment...

Well happy birthday to yemi alade...


Seun i never see alert oooo

Your meme.

Meanwhile the day it happens between me and this girl. One person will DIE!!!

Conner44:
Chai these African grey parrots can talk and make noise ehn. Maybe the elder bro Dey always sneak to kitchen for night and his bro placed one parrot each in the kitchen and parlor. By 2am last night see Wetin the elder bro hear as him tiptoe comot for room.

PARROT A: alpha hailing delta. Intruder sighted and approaching your location from the west. be advised perpetrator is armed with a torchlight and stainless spoon. Over.

PARROT B: roger ... roger ... delta reading alpha. Initiating high decibel alert measures in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Omo those parrots gatz to go

Cried

They paraded the Parrots too
Man said "govt should release and support him anyhow" so he can take care of their other ADULT brother .. really shed tears tonight

Afromentalist:
This is another strategy these politicians use to enrich themselves. They breach contract voluntarily so that by the time an out of court settlement is found they enrich themselves legally off the sweat of the people.

Quite clever I must say.

The African Mentalist.

No repercussions, that's why.

youngbabaj:
And the mushin guys didn't come back for u

Funny thing is they would've have given him any N2m. What does he want to do about it if they dont give him. Report to police??

lilprinze:
Says someone who also became a governor through the court, when the State election tribunal nullified the election of Oserheimen Osunbor, and declared Oshiomhole the winner, On 11th November 2008.

A bonafide bàstard, this one (Mr go-and-die)

Ode

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ukaoma50humble:
my broda see who killed u.... sorry oo

ikezuora4689:
You dey train dog for house wey no be your own.....I had a fight with my neighbor because of his stupid hungry looking German Shepherd dog....I suffer rise 350k pay for house rent...one useless dog go dey bark me whenever I come back late like say na them dey pay my house rent ..... when ever the dog see me with a lady coming into the compound he will start flexing muscle excepting me to run.....to go house sometimes dey Taya me because of one useless dog....if I traveled and come back late I will decide to stay in a hotel because of the dog......just last week I came back late from travel I went to my normal hotel it's full already....the only room remaining is there vip suit 70k per night...I was like shey I dey mad ni when I get house....I decided to go home...I reach my house open my gate and drive in I didn't see the useless dog...I thought something happened to it...I was so happy I was finally free....I didn't know that the useless dog was hiding somewhere waiting for me to come out of the car.... immediately I step out of the car...the dog jump on me... What saved me was the laptop bag I was carrying because the dog was busy biting the bag....I didn't know when I slapped the dog twice...the dog ran to one corner crying....the slap was so loud that the owner have to come outside to know what was happening...I gave him a warning that if I should come home tomorrow I see the dog lose.. I will lock him and his generation up....if you like dog so much that you like to train one wait until you have your own house....you can't plant flowers in another man's compund

I CRIEDDDDDD

Architectben34:
120,000 for mum, collect 20,000 from dad

Tears

adewest1999:

BOOZELEE:
I stand with tyson fury oluwo of Iwo land.

Any oba DAT does anyhow will collect a hard right upper cut to the jaw.

Drince:
Honestly i have nothing to say.

Your answer lies in Olamide baado hands, listen to WONMA.
The truth is in that song.

Modified
Let me give you a hint of the lyrics..
Ole tobi lorun wonmado
To ba to bi lorun wonmado
Ole te ASHANA lorun
(it means you can be huge, muscular, but you can never satisfy a wh ore, they will still 4k her)
To ba gbe lo vacation WON MADO
Fi owo se renovation WONMADO
Ko fine bi ti rihanna WON MADO
Ki epon e dun bi banana
WON MADO
To ba mo jo bi chris brown WON MADO
(this part means, if you like take her on vacation, spend your money on renovation, so she can be beautiful as rihanna, your joystick and balls might be as sweet as banana, if you can dance like chris brown, at the end they will still 4ck her)

Hope you've learnt something from him..
Lastly
To ba wun e ko lo magun, won ma fun doggy ama lagun.
If you like use charms on her, they will 4ck her till she sweats..
Bro just kindly meet Ubunja and take your prescription in advance. Just one redpill.

Lmao you dey kill yourself for pesin wey no fit write English.

Continue with her since you no wan help your life. You will die bro. Truss me.

and she's feeling all emotional and confused at the same time on how best to handle this situation, she even went to the station with food flask for the suspects

please tell me it was the last supper she carried to those bastàrds

Lol. You are a meal ticket. Painful thing is, it isnt even being hidden unlike normal practise.

Kill the beta in you. Or get killed, literally.

Kaycee54321:
Second scenario is the reason why I will never marry if I don't have a certain level of cash flow and why I CAN NEVER marry a female who has nothing going on for herself... That crap about men taking care of a woman doesn't work on me

I earn, you earn, we care for each other, we raise a family together like a damn team...if e no work, na to kuku dey single... No be by force to born. Can't imagine bringing innocent babies to suffer.

Hello sir, are you me?

OgunLaakaye:
Good development!

The families must be compelled to celebrate the burial ceremony. Guys must eat and booze.

I remember that decade when people dey die well for Surulere and it's always a classical burial ceremony every weekend.

People no dey die for that area again.