temitope27:
Maybe fayose

Xilsbridalhouse:
Pray

My dear, do not marry just anyone all because you are due for marriage, otherwise you’d see anyhow.
Before accepting to marry anyone, please and please involve the Author of marriage and our creator who knows the person you want to be with 100% and while doing this, work on yourself as well and pray to be a better spouse for your partner.

1. Do not fornicate with your partner before going into that marriage o! The accuser is always looking for opened doors to accuse you before God. Thank God we are serving a Merciful God but He is also a Consuming Fire.

2. God is not an author of confusion, so He won’t give you someone you are not compatible with! Watch out for compatibility as this would be necessary for peace to reign in your home.

For instance, I wouldn’t advise an introvert to marry an extrovert if you can’t handle his or her moving around, just stay off!

3. Ladies be submissive and respectful o! Dump all those feminists talks at your father’s house as no man will tolerate your rudeness, being disrespectful and nagging like wetin I no know!
Treat your husband like a King, trust me that is his MuMu Button o! Treat him like a king and he’d be willing to do just about anything for you.

4. Pray! This should be like your top most priority in that marriage. Don’t be on social media all day, go down on your knees for few hours and pray as a couple. Pray together please, as this is the unity the devil is fearful of. When two or more people....you know the rest. Pray together o!

5. Kill pride and be extremely humble. Stories like, he offended me so he has to apologize first should be left in your church bin after the ceremony biko! Don’t keep malice oooo...I repeat, do not and never keep malice! Forget pride, just walk to hubby or wife and start bombarding him or her with kisses and hugs, whether you are at fault or not. Be childish, tell Your spouse to carry you like a baby, pull a childish stunt to get your spouse attention and let peace reign. It is for your own good o! Don’t be forming I can keep malice for 200 years, na bitterness and sadness go finish you.
Also learn to forgive like a child. Don’t say things like, I need time to forgive you...which time biko? Unless of course he is a cheat and a wife beater, then you might forgive but I understand emotionally things can’t go back to normal. But once you pray for the right spouse, God will fight for you.

6. No room for Laziness in marriage darlings! You are Lazy? Dirty? Go work on yourselves now! You can’t enjoy such marriage. Also assist each other, wives are not slaves so men do what you have to do as a loving husband and how a king treats his queen.

7. Ehhhhh!!!! Third party Hian! Don’t try it!!! Erm “ I’ll report you to your Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Friend etc ...” eh! Don’t try it o! You only need God to resolve your issues. No single outsider should know what is going on in your marriage o! Quickly settle things before it gets out of hands.

8. Erm “My best friend is coming, My friends are coming “ ughhhh! Which nonsense friends? Better shut your home against friends if you want peace of mind. Not literally in a rude way, but there should be no form of closeness again, you are now married! Men! I understand you like to hang out with your friends but limit this as you are no longer a boy! You are now a man with responsibilities, so spend your time on productive things.

9. Be a good example. Treat each other in a way that you’d be grateful to God for bringing you two together. Communicate often, be each other’s best friend, look at situations from two angles and not just yours, correct each other with love, Study the word of God together and discuss your flaws and how to work on your flaws together. Laugh more and frown little or at all. Be an example of how a Christian home should be.

10. Don’t cheat on your spouse as all I have stated would totally be a waste of time if you do this. You won’t even escape God’s punishment and your life would remain sour unless you repent.
Don’t cheat on your spouse o!

10b. Ahhhh Finance! How could I have skipped this Ladies and Gentlemen, this is one of the major Koko in marriage o! Wives be like “ I can’t spend my money o” mostly after getting sick advice and Lori iro advice from fake friends! Hubby be like, “pay me back that money you borrowed from me” shior! Mtchew!!!!
If you can’t handle having a joint account, not with a cheat o! Those cheats will spend your money on side chicks and side boos, that’s why it’s essential you pray like Elijah before accepting to marry anyone biko! Nothing is more sweet like having a joint account with your spouse with super understanding and same spending lifestyles! You will so enjoy this marriage ehn! Especially if you both are not materialistic and would rather invest than buy overrated Aso ebis!
Ladies, this is majorly for you! Who told you that man is your ATM? You work, he works but your money is for yourself in particular ? What happened to being joined as ONE? Why would you watch your hubby suffer while you have more than enough to support him with even if you don’t want a joint account. I’m begging you please, do not leave financial responsibilities to men only! They are not robots na! Work hard, improve on yourselves, pray to God for creation of wealth opportunities, Be each other’s support pillar, don’t frustrate and fight over money issues. You must understand that you are no longer different individuals but now ONE.
Men if your spouse agreed to submit her salary or profits to you, and you spend such money on useless things like giving one side chick girl that is playing mind tricks on you or you trying to get in her pants....I hope you know God will forget you and no one will help you.
Don’t fight over finance please, and if you need to do things 50-50, do it peacefully and if you as a husband you are capable of shouldering all the responsibilities please do it without feeling like a god.


I have so much to say but I pray the Holy Spirit leads you right and help you to speak when you should, act right and stay mute when you should, also do not forget your in-laws are important! Treat them like your blood even if this is a bit stressful, God will definitely find a way to reward you and there is nothing we ask our Dear Father in Heaven that He won’t do. For instance you could say, “Daddy, I’m stressed could you please make my brother in-law to stop acting irresponsible “ and He will answer you.

God bless you as you invite Jesus into your home.

Actually lovely

heykims:
Mama scam school dey claim uprightness.

iLegendd:
A man is successful if he has handled these three things below

1. Women: He is an alpha who can handle women (in and outside the bedroom) without being a pushover or a simp and at the same time, without being controlling and abusive.

2. Money: He has a skill or skills that make him money while he sleeps.

3. Management: He knows how to mange the money he made by investing and spending wisely.

Bonus: His mind and health are healthy.

Tips:

1. No matter how successful you think you are as a man, if you ignore knowing how to handle a woman like a real man and put all your hopes on "money," a woman will run you down one day and that success or money you think you have will disappear. This skill is EXTREMELY important.

2. Okay, let's assume you can handle women, but if you don't have skills that will make you money while you sleep and when you're awake, you'll labor for the rest of your life. Is that the kind of life you want as a man? No.

3. Now, let's assume you can handle women and can make money, but you don't know how to invest or spend wisely, what will happen to you? You'll lose all.

Finally, you've got the three things above handled, but bad health is weighing you down. Will you be at peace? No. Mental health is important too.

Peace of mind = success. What brings peace of mind to a man? Handling the things I listed above.

If Buhari has brought peace of mind to Nigerians, he is a successful president, else, he is a failure.

The best way to weigh success is with peace of mind, not material things.

In this regard, I can confidently say, "Nigeria is not a successful nation, but Singapore, a small country Nigeria is richer than, is a successful nation."

I miss Singapore — I can't wait to go back.

This is my yardstick to defining success. PEACE OF MIND.

You remind me of a friend in another life... BuddhaP ... sigh. Nvm. Good times

Theboy21:
You should be happy because your husband is a real nigga

pocohantas:


It is like you people think we all live in Amukoko where there are angry hoodlums on standby waiting to lynch.

As for the 5k, can you reimburse me the money ASAP?




Seems you are the guy. What is your name again?

felixzo1:
if the new guy losses his job, what happens

naija4life247:


Divorce the bitch before she brings bastards home for you to train.

Dem dey tell you say pesin neva chop, you dey talk about to train anoda mouth

Ishilove:

Years back there was a guy who was chyking me and his breath funked like terribly. When I couldn't bear it anymore, especially when he attempted to steal kisses from me, I chose a day when he was relaxed and doing laundry. I stood a safe distance away from his nasty breath, gave him my most charming smile and tactfully told him "I have been noticing for sometime that you may need to change your toothpaste. It is not giving your mouth a fresh breath".

I sha blamed everything on the toothpaste, but he got the message. He thanked me profusely and although later the breath did not exactly improve, it didn't funk as badly as before.

kryptochats:
problem no dey finish

kalu61:
RIP Sir Emeka Morocco. You did not die, you joined our great ancestors.

Legend of igbo music and custodian of igbo culture.

l still play Asili 98 often. Nice beat, slow and biography of Uba na Eze. Okpotokpo nwa

If you want to understand the igbo culture and way of life; education, trade, marriage, investments and philanthropism. Listen to that music or tell your children to do that.


"Ndi onyibo suru we si, charity begins at home"
l don't miss repeating this line with him.

You a real nigga

Omo. The first actual fine bride on this website damnnn

benjsniper33:
Dagrin gone
Lala gone
Dr Frabz gone

You get!!!!!!!
Ah.

Bìtchnigga. Sang like a bìtchass canary

Hard to believe this narrator works on-air in a radio station.

AFONJACOW:
not when I best him in his own game... Nah person wey never do case for Nigeria, case dey fear, no be Nigeria we dey again where case last 2years , if you win after 2years , I apeal if you win appeal, get ready for supreme court by the time u go there twice u go no nah mad man of Lagos with zero chill you are dealing

Pesin wey no fit pay rent dey pay for legal service reach Supreme Court you broke and entitled people amuse me!

wallay77:

Am pretty sure u v never use money to rent any apartment in ur entire life for spewing this rubbish...nonsense...quit notice when house rent never expire...who does that

You're such an entitled dummy.
Better go familiarize yourself with tenancy law and fùck off from that poor man's house.

chatinent:
1. When you cook with less or substandard ingredients, you'll keep covering the pot and hiding them. When you want to fry egg, you'll bring everything outside.


2. All the low budget Rihannas entering your home without invitations.


3. I Pass My Neighbour generator is your muscle.


4. Too many slippers at your neighbour’s door when there is no light is a bad news.


5. If NEPA interrupts the light and your neighbour has it, let all hell loose till democracy is achieved.


6. Wives are girlfriends to neighbors. If you know you know.


7. SlayQueen putting their custard for urine under their cupboard.


8. There must be one womaniser always playing loud music.


9. There must be one woman with multiple children and an irresponsible husband.


10. Where two or more women are gathered and you pass with a friend, forget it. It's YOU 101.


11. The army of beggars. If you mistakenly borrow them ₦500, they'll never leave you and will keep coming back.


12. The female children of other neighbours wanting adventure coming to your room.


13. The problem of washing bathroom and toilet.


14. There's always sb who will use the toilet and leave Abednego floating for others to see.



What is more?


That's the worst place to be.

Madam, where is the Nkwobi I ordered?
M ga-echere ruo mgbe ebighị ebi?

Decent list, although Golden Retriever should be wayyy higher

Couldn't do lane marking since. Smfh


Anyway, if you're getting married soon and want free photography and video coverage, check this out.

MajesticKris:

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that woman dey vex.... Correct.. Ghost mood activated

Lmaoo

That laugh

Kiddogarcia:
What the bleep happened to talking to her before coming here to read the opinion of random strangers

E don make small kids wey dey university dey ask am about im wife "jajaina" and all the other demeaning questions wey dey up here. The mother of your children... Christ!

santislim8:
The original Rattle Snake
“Aha m bụ Ahanna Abụ m eze ego gị, nye m aka gi nwa oma “

Kccheechy:
It surprises me that petty things like wearing earrings is still so important to her... I don't see how the earrings has improved her physical appearance.

Man, shut the fùck up.

LordOfTheGame:



It's good that he's acting this way and keeping you in distance if not you would've started taking advantage of the friendship to be asking him for money. I am saying this from my own experience.

Op what’s your location? Might have a better job for you

Openbusiness:
Are we just going to pretend that he survived 60 years of living alone but died just after 1 year living with a woman? They should investigate the wife thoroughly. Many landlords in Lagos are women, because their husbands have died and some of those deaths are questionable. May God continue to protect husbands oh. Because of money, because they want to inherit his wealth, they have hanged this one now and made it look like suicide.

At first I was like
But I thought about it and I’m like He right tho

IamD18:
This one no dey use eye see anyone wey win belt abroad

SmartProf:

A detective who cannot detect a failed party must likely be a plate washer/toilet cleaner in the U.S detective organization.

Titties = Hench
Thighs = Sweet

Strokes projected = 3
... 4 tops!