₦airaland Forum

Zoharariel:
You want to blow your trumpet again for the village people to reason your matter for the second time ?

Even though Third Mainland Bridge is currently undergoing repairs, the Lekki-Ikoyi Link Lagoon is still very much open for you to somersault into - Eleribu!

Toto wey you suppose hammer well make she born you twins & triplets so that her sagged Breast & Yansh no go dey appealing to Wizkid, Dr. Sid, Don Jazzy & Folly Coker again.

Anything that will make me marry a prostitute & honour her with a white wedding, Sango & Obatala - remove it from my lineage.

I don't know why it's difficult for dunderheads like this to keep their marital & private lives off the social media.

The momentary satisfaction you gain with your "useless Instagram Likes" will be outweighed by the price you'll pay when your village people come knocking at your door again.

slivertongue:
ngige hobnobbed with electoral bandits and nearly paid for it. that Igwe looked beyond party affiliations and helped him. today the state is better it

paulolee:
LG is strong but samsung is stronger...but if you see that sharp brand just silently pay and take it home, thats the most durable brand of electronics in Nigeria...
am still using the sharp t.v that my grand dad furnished his house with back then..
na my share of papa will be that, him no even give me remote join...

chatinent:
Bring red eggs, two female mosquitoes that live in Canada but from Lagos, five coweries, one native catfish, midnight rain water in Egypt, a vomitted fowl remains from China, two python teeth that has swallowed at least five goats, one anaconda fallopian tube native to Nigeria, one Ostrich bladder that must have eaten a Yoruba man's maize, a pawn, twelve white native fowls, and a snail that grew up in Mbaise that's nothing less than 100 years. Well, it's not that I really want in cash but if you can't bring it, bring N12m and I'll dissolve it for you.

missjo:
She never truly loved him, and this is a major problem with our generation - people are ultimately looking out for what they'll gain from their partners but masking all that selfish desire with claims of being in love.

Gosh so many of us would fail this test if we were to find ourselves in the same situation, so while I'm critical of her, I'm also critical of myself because I don't know if I'll be any better.

EmmaNuella77:
The cistern is sparkling

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Be a real niggarrr op
Abroad anyday anytime twice on Monday
Leave am as you take fence am. Sell every other property

Go do your master son and make us proud...
Ogbeni i nor say make you nor marry o. ...but balance first with your master and better huzzle before you run am
Me personally ehnnnnn...I nor go marry... marriage and unionism na scam... baby mama sure me die


Building a house nor be child's play except you just want build a low budget asss building.....even the low budget asss go still fuckkk you up
By the time you realize say bag of cement, three quarter granite, steel rod, wood work, aluminium be it metcopo or step tiles are not childs play then it will be too late

That shit is not funny.....I don first try am before....when i see small small boys dey build mansion for Benin city...
I come say make i run am..... immediately after foundation na im i realize wetin i put my hand into....

BluntNigerian:
Why won't all these people cry on top of These Evil Politicians Matter??
Or are they not hurt by the wicked politicians??

naptu2:
Amin is one to talk, someone who promoted himself from major to His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular". He also proclaimed himself to be the "King of Scotland". Amin promoted his uncle from the rank of lieutenant colonel to the rank of general and made him vice president. They are all the same.

Rozz:
LMAO

doggedfighter:
Handsome and brainy. Such a loss !
A legal luminary in the making.


Chief, this death tore my heart

doggedfighter:
He looks like he's just taking a nap.
Is the casket picture necessary?

Law school students , are you okay with those casket pictures of your fallen colleague?

Death has no conscience. He had so much to offer yet cut down in his prime
Rest on erudite scholar.

Rahmanjargo:
Rip.
God should help us swap tinubu with Hitler or Osama bin Laden please

Jochabed:
She has a point tho.

mrfranky:
and the elder sis is more of a slay queen i.e so beautiful and refuses to marry

The GCM sentenced the former GOC to dismissal with disgrace and dishonor on count one, dismissal with disgrace on count two, reduction to the rank of brigadier General with two years seniority, severe reprimand on count four and two years loss of seniority on the rank of Major-General.

Franktom247:
Na him dey represent my senatorial district when one man door close another man own go open make i go dust my owanbe party card election incoming soon nothing devil no go see for hell fire RIP To the dead

Fransisco911:
My friend came to my house just to use my toilet My landlady started shouting I brought my friend to fill her house soakaway with shit. She even said you know how much dem take dey park shit u dis boy?

OBTMOS:
Come and see the building in two years time

Nodogragra4me:
Seen. The guy self strong.

No begging... Just take am as e see am

davosea:
thruth be told man,you need a sledge hammer on your skull