₦airaland Forum

nkemdi89:
Forces at work, social media has contributed to most death, many of us are in the habit of flaunting everything and enemies are not happy with our progress, while many are weak at prayers. N.B no one should come and start quoting medical jargons.

ObikeNkem:
Governor Ayodele Peter Fayose a Yoruba man is currently in court in support Of Nnamdi Kanu. Femi Fani Kayode another Yoruba man is also presently in court in support of Biafra. How come the Yoruba leaders are the only one supporting biafra? Where are our own shameless south east governors?
Isn't it obvious that our leaders in Igboland are lilly-livered, gutless, spinelss, and effeminate cowards

Yyeske:
Some states need to be absorbed or outrightly bought over by other states.
Good enough, Anambra can never be seen in such shameful list.

Akshow:
what are you rambling about if u will forgive my overstament, schmuck! Hoping u will decipher d diss ODE

Akshow:
Lame arse childish momfo. I see u are serious about ur diss. Don't sweat if phool, u are nice distraction and entertainment Ur faaaadaaaa will be more engaging. Run along and call the bastard.

baby124:
Number 3-8 are only alive because the parents were looking for 9 and 10. Smh

Akshow:
Get lost, u Silly momfo.

nams77:
@op odiks, thanks for bringing this here. Dele sobowale is my best columnist in naija

Akshow:
air head looney, u have been noticed and ur time is up. Run along kid, men are discussing.

Akshow:
young man, sometimes learn to mind ur phucking business or stfu.

Akshow:
Winning on paper but there's still hunger in the land. Mr Dele or whatever your silly name is, when last did you go to the market? Do u know how much a paintt of garri is in the market? Take several seat and stfu! Thanks

pyyxxaro:
Naaa now all these old Hen de matric, con open their old ogbono bweast down make men de swallow saliva

Uniport Lecturers go suck Udder tire

The day these old layers go Convocate , naaa full Old kpekus dere go scatter for ground make men con look


Slay Granny on point

Articul8:
I used to have crush on my.mum's frnd. That woman fine no.be small. When ever she visits and take a drinl i quickly go for the cup and drink in the same spot she drank.(trying to kiss her) is was about 10-11 yrs oo

luminouz:
Ever had dysentery or is it diarrhea before in a bus from oshodi to toll gate(Agbado ijaye) ......I had n it was brutally nasty.....here goes
I went to a conference @ Eko Hotel n towers.... Had a lotta drink n food...... I was feeling full when one of d servers ( a cute dark geh like DAT) offered me a whole plate of rice....2 big turkey pieces n some salad...instead of me to keep till later.. I wolfed it all down.....was on d bus from island to oshodi when my tummy(had been behaving funny since morning coz I ate beans) started playing me some tunes...I ignored n it was controllable till I got to oshodi @7pm( u know Lagos traffic)
From oshodi to ijaye na DIE.......my tummy revolted n I spent virtually all my energies compressing my ASS while poo rhythmically swore to find a way thru..d consequence.....abnormal sweating!!!!!
D Lady sitting close to me noticed n was concerned...kept asking if I was alright...couldn't speak just nodded...all my power focused on d gravity defying.....tummy compress ignoring....all purpose fvck up giving... POO....
d poor thing thought I had malaria n was busy using a hankie to pat my face.
DAT day I cursed all d drivers causing holdup in Lagos.....I was half dead with exhaustion by d time d bus drew at my bustop!!!! I practically flew out n started running like a mad man looking for any place to drop d poo......
It wasn't funny coz some peeps thought something happened n a few started running too!Lmao!!!!! I knew I couldn't hold it any longer when I called a bike man..offered him a thousand bucks to carry me anywia I can deposit poo......dude was a pro.....n rode like hell for an eatery way past my house.....I barged in straight to d Loo.....n VOILÀ!!! Emptied my load in there... Spent like 30 mins inside......I felt like I just gave birth or something!!!! Bike man carried me home(nice guy)
I never got a chance to thank DAT nice geh in d bus...my only regret!!!

NaturaEssie:
when l was in primary school,someone farted and our teacher had to start smelling everyone's butt

naptu2:
W114 Mercedes Benz.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/01/Mercedes-Benz_W115_220D_%281973%29.jpg/1200px-Mercedes-Benz_W115_220D_%281973%29.jpg

It was made between 1968-1976, but it was still very popular in Nigeria up till the late 1980s (the limousine version was popular into the 1990s). Nigerians regarded it as a "very strong car".

It was succeeded by the W123 Mercedes Benz (known as the "Regular Mercedes" or "U Boot" in Nigeria).

This car is one of the predecessors of the E-Class (its bigger brother, the S Class, was the W108 Mercedes Benz).

kidman96:
Where is Efe?