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Na dat "Unknown" pain me pass.... my papa, "unknown"

NL can we contribute money and give that girl for sparing the world the perpetuation of an imbecilic and irreversibly unfortunate gene pool.

Dis babe will born imbesai if i impregnant her because 2 seconds my akamu have shoot out!

Pretend there aren't five women in that pic inugo

She also discovered in his chat the curses from another girl he promised marriage before abandoning her to marry my sister. The lady lamented on how he made her commit series of abortions in the name he was not ready yet and his responds was I want to fvck you tonight are you free?.

If a guy is comfortable enough to flirt with my partner... then the world obviously seeing a side of her hidden to me. I have no problem with the world.. guys will always want to fück a woman if they can pull it off. Be with a woman who wordlessly assures them they can't.

Stupidass marketing gimmick by infinix.

I've noticed these types of stupidass content from all these second-rate phone companies trying to corner tier 2 and 3 market share. At least hire intelligent marketing consultants to give you ingenious copy, not undergraduates at nekede poly.

tenk.

mmsen:
You can't read or reason.

As a player under the age of 21 who is listed as a 'home grown' player moving him to the 'B list' keeps him involved but allows another, older player to enter the squad (such as Yaya Toure) who may have been left from the squad list created at the start of the season.

Thank you. I dont even know why this is news. The (nigerian) press just sensationalising a non-issue and illiterates are reacting as expected.

Damn man!! This bxch fine as fxk!!!

NGS!!!

This article has made an old man happy.

Biggest boy!!!!!!

How would you feel if you saw your loved one's gruesome picture splashed over the web like this, no censorship, nothing?!

I swear to God, somebody is going to beat the fücking shït out of you one day. And its going to be lovely!

Enjoy!

Young man,

Don't touch your brother.

Let soldiers pick up four of his cohorts.

Make sure the leader/strongest of the pack is among those picked.

Beat the utter fücking shıt out of them for 7 days.

Release them with a promise to beat the utter fücking shıt out of them till they're paralysed if anything ever happens to your family.

Enjoy peace.

mekuso89:
y'all try and make him a full brother. hope that help

This one sef will burden the world with unripe mini-fõols one day.

dacovajnr:
Stop wasting tym...Kill him if you can.. don't worry God will understand..

braimeddy:
The hard drugs is really affecting him. He should be taken to a rehabilitation centre. After that, let ur pastor preach Christ to him. With faith everything will work out and u will start seeing gradual changes in him

Adjective to describe you = Bloody
Noun to describe you = Fõol

Etizz:
The fact dat people will gather just to look at me as a criminal is enough to kill me how much more doing d crime........


I wonder if these guys dey even get shame for eye..... and he's even a cultist again..... na Dis cult all Dis children dey join dey make dem do all Dis kinda stuff oh...

The painful thing is that, when I checked him out on facebook, I saw his mum with him on his profile pics and I was heart broken

BEING A CULTIST NEVER PAY.....

Till he DIES, this record/disgrace is online. Cultist/common criminal. His relatives, children (if they ever release him), enemies go dey see am. Chai!! Such a young boy. But as i see hin hand i know say e dey guilty. See STRONG hands like who dey use cement do body lotion!

Slap the eeeeeeediot's stoooopid face let him look up for the camera. Bloooddyyyy fuuuu! When you bin hold gun u dey form boss, now u don dey shy. humble thief... Anumpama!

AMAZING thread! Accept my highest regards, Doctor..

Ogun state governor Ibikunle Amosun has declared war against kidnapping and other criminal activities in the state.

So before now, he had declared play?

ffrreeee:
Congratulations
I still ask my husband why he didn't propose like this during our time. He just came around one day and said let's start making preparation for our wedding
I asked him, just like that? Aren't you proposing?
Then he said, what's the need? We v been dating for almost 3years and i know you love me, so why waste time on that childish act. Abeg start contacting the vendors. I was dumbfounded

Realest G!

Glory Lasts Forever!!!

Abrupt:
Table water everywhere. Recession is finally affecting the big ones too.

U think say na omo onile party wey dem go pack coke and juice on top table? Na water rich people dey drink outside. Na for house dem fit drink champagne and egg.
Real party no dey pack N100 coke ontop table make hungry peasants pack am inside pocket and handbag.

Kings College old boys soooo damn quick to announce they are Kings College old boys.

Who you epp??

Nobody cares, brethren. If you are successful, you won't need to broadcast your alma mater, na your school and school mates go dey famz you.

Celtic FC and Borussia Dortmund.

We like gossip for this world sha... ah ahn!

If I slap all the anumpama asking you to talk to her, send long message, beg her, etc.

Young man, change the topic to "the girl i like, that ive not paid bride price on or any substantial investment but who i feel i cannot do better than doesn't respect me. What should i do? Should i continue to be a mumu, or become an alpha male like God intended?"

When you change the title, i will advise you.