₦airaland Forum

thunderbabs:
Must be thinking d bomb blast helped her roast the potatoes

jospepper:
Bros didn't you read where he said he is a Muslim?

Tomato/tömátò, bro. Islam, christian na d same principle.

Ezemarcel:
u re a fool... Did u really read before commenting?.. Who told u he is a Christian.... If u don't go to church then u must b very foolish

Imagine say i be fool, and your REAL father aspires to my level of intellect and quality of life.

Your REAL papa o! Not the one that your mom has deceived you is your father all these years!

This is why i don't waste my time going to church.

You are a christian, why are you afraid? Isn't your God bigger than a dead somebody? Or didnt your bible tell you that the dead have no power over the living?

If you are an atheist, why should you be afraid of the supernatural? Or are you a superstitious atheist??

Would it make a difference if you didn't know?

Now, what if you find out today that the house you've grown up in is the burial site of a million dinosaurs and cavemen and warriors?

Call me irreverent, but I'd shït on a grave and sleep in a coffin, don't mean shït to me.

Don't be afraid of your own imagination, your mind holds the power and key to EVERYTHING in life.

Billyonaire:
In all these deaths, I see individuals who are trying to find money to buy garri and cook egusi soup for themselves and family. Why are we killing the poor to protect the rich ? What the Bleep is going on ? Cant you all see ? That no body can carry arms and kill others except they have a need that they can't fulfill ?

How many can you kill ? How man prostitutes can you jail ? How many ritualistic can you kill ? How many area boys will you jail ? The frequency of crimes show that something is wrong in the system. Stop shooting and killing these people. They are hungry, battered and bleeped. They need our help. Stop the killing.

You are quite daft! So some people deserve the severe trauma of kidnap and potentially-fatal violence?? I reiterate, you are profoundly obtuse!

I sweariGAAAAD!!! Even the smartest Professor at HBS cannot conceive this "model". So damn impressed. Maga will continue to pay. Nah fam, proper SHOOK!!

Epic Shediot!!

Fear women. Their hearts are a bottomless well of fickle emotions.

Most women will break their vows to their husband without two thoughts, especially if man is going through financial challenges. But a woman who will also abandon her kids? That one is a special breed.

Study your prospective mother-in-law. Whoever you are interested in is 50% her mother. If she is fat or bellicose or adulterous, you can bet the apple will not fall far from the tree and your wife will end up same in a few short years. Mama-in-law will also influence your impressionable wife because women do not have initiative of their own. They are always either listening to other women, or the strong (rich) male figure in their life. So anything mama tell am, na so she go do. If the mother in law likes money and you are broke, sorry will be permanent in your life.

Finally, if you want to be serious with a woman, probe the hell out of her past. Do your due diligence like your life depends on it (it does). If there is an "ex" she is keeping in touch with, or she does not believe in burning bridges, baba, do DNA test for all your kids. I personally know men who are not the biological fathers of "their children".. ex-boyfriends have planted cassava in their homes, thanks to the omnipotent OKAFORS LAW.

I'm down with whatever juju this ObiJackson worships mehnn!!!

Mumu ubini l'eleyi o!

Worst "city" in Nigeria with permanent shroud of evil hanging over it.

Step-daughter na graduate.
Step-mother neva write jamb.

I am yet to see any reporter ask angela merkel or hilary clinton or joke silva about her sêx life.

It is only these useless oloshos who in turn are daft enough to answer rather than SHUT THAT FOOLISHNESS DOWN WITH THE QUICKNESS. Posterity will judge your frivolous brain, but you dont know. Society thinks you are persona non grata, thats why one yeye journalism diploma holder no fear to dey ask person sister/future mama about her toto. And the mumu too dey answer. Clap for your self. You "keeping it real".

Ewu!

Sincere condolences, bro.

One of the most difficult things in life - saying goodbye to something that adored you more than you could possibly love it, or even yourself.

Dogs are the epitome of unconditional love and loyalty.
Thank you for this heart-wrenching piece. Bitter-sweet, regardless of sad albeit inevitable ending.

You need to advice it sternly. Smoking causes cancer and bad breath. Encourage a health-conscious lifestyle a d drop the habit today. Hope this help.

But if na to pass 2/400 common entrance cutoff e go hard dem.

Maybe she wan kiss the groom ni.
Kiss bride - bride kiss groom - kiss transfer conplete

hmm smelling olosho!! inyama

by the way, who dey press her toto for 2nd photo

Thank God she is back. Hope the straff she went to straff and concocted this tall tale was worth it!
If she didnt cummmm then she shouldnt have cummmmm back tbh cos wtf is this rubbish story!

One of God's finest creations!!

make i hear say i quick marry!

After women will complain about sexism.
Very daft closing statement/question from an upcoming but faded olosho.

you mean ex-gold digger

Up Nairalanders!!!
Comments too funny!

veekid:
Seun will never do this

seun wey never chop tight wan share money ni?

gold-diggery?
oloshority?
we will never know.
all we know is that dem tatas nice as fvck!!

Quite a number of superficial and ignorant foõls on this thread who have achieved and have no potential whatsoever to achieve anything meaningful in their hopeless lives.

A shame and a tragedy for their smelly families.

Safiaa:
Ok

Lol. This is my favorite comment of yours on this thread.
It is not your job to convince louts on the world wide web about the wisdom of your words.
Your message is probably meant for a single person going through some mental conflict somewhere obscure, not the world entire.
My compliments.

Bump

Lots of hypocritical men on this thread bound to influence impressionable ladies into lying to partners they owe basic honesty to.

I will not pretend, it'd be hard to accept a girl with a body count in the multiples. But you know what? I'd rather be with/likelier to grow trust with a girl whose body count is 20 and she tells me, than one who has a body count of 8 and lies she's been with 2 guys.

Deception is the only felony.

We need to encourage honesty between partners. The one who LOVES you will stay. And why you wanna be with the one who won't stay save through deceit?

Abba Kyari... full CP!

My take is that if what you typed is part of your famous grammar, you are finished.