₦airaland Forum

Fmlao:
A lady gree for me today today, we break up today today this night.

Na so i enter nairaland see dis topic

Why d break up?

I dated her best friend like 4 years ago and d best friend told her how bad i was

New gf quick vex break up
Anyways, na side chick i wan use am for

MejiLoyon:
I can't do this job.Small Cuddle my Aja one don gbera. Not my fault though. It has a mind of its own.

Akpuobi1:
Can't you people allow these animals have a lease of life

Animals easily seen 10 years ago are all going into extinction because it is eaten as food.

Whites come to Africa to take animals not known in their country, breed and preserve them. But our own is to eat everything as food.

In no distant time, to see ordinary Ekuke dog, you will have to travel abroad and visit oyibo zoo

Very Pathetic joor

chronian:
A new day, a new post about Nigerian girls. Seems you guys are too obsessed with your ladies.


I wonder how many of their photos y'all masturbate to on a daily basis. Easy, else you develop a heart attack.

visijo:
My people, that stone that the builders rejected, I found it in my beans this morning�

providencia:
Wetin u no understand for there? Fan say ebuka don eat make he allow another person chop. Frank say he done dey eat for somewhere else for 13 years so he no want remove food from person wen dey eat for only 3 years.

You remind me of this : After teaching for hours,
Teacher : '' Do you understand ? "
Students : '' No "
Teacher: ''which part you dont understand? "
Students : " Everything "
Teacher : !!

Sixfeetbelle:
You should be ashamed of your gender. A man rapes a child and you're trying to blame the girl.

Tufiakwa umu nwoke. Unu bu alu

Kriss216:
I've said this before and I'll keep saying it...






The sensible Nigerian girls died during the civil war!

KanuSE:
Abeg reference your claim or deactivate your account & be quiet forever.

SweetVibe:
I will be honest..the only thing I miss about her is how she suck my dick.
Aside from that nothing else.

Whada:
Absolutely nothing... Well... Depending on which of my exes you're asking about

Coconuthead126:
Army, IPOB say report on military attack on ESN camp in Abia fake

IPOB accuse army of arresting innocent people, tagging them ESN operatives to execute them

By Steve Oko – Aba



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2021/03/army-ipob-say-report-on-military-attack-on-esn-camp-in-abia-fake/amp/

Zzor:
Go learn how to talk to a depressed person or you think we don't know how to scold him?be mindful of what you type as depression is already involved or you simply read and pass.sabi sabi

punisha:
Dunno much about this man but glad to always see that anything about him is a positive one.

KGD10:
It's high time these folks learn the difference between a school and religious house. What then happens when the likes of Sango, IFA, egungun worshippers and celestial members etc wear their religious robes into Muslim schools and missionary schools?

And note these missionary schools weren't built by the government or the Muslims. The land and the structures of these schools were built and laid by the church and not by the government. The government has no right whatsoever to change the template of these schools as stated in the contract with them. The fact that these missionary schools were put under the government care to make it easily accessible to every child irrespective of their religions, ethnic groups, ideology etc doesn't give any right to the government to change the template laid by the missionaries, even as stated in the contract. The moment the government try any of such, that's a breech of contract which would allow the missionary bodies to take over fully.

If the Muslims priotise going to mosque-like schools rather than learning, then they should go to Muslim schools. It's no fault of anyone if they don't know the difference between learning in a school and going to a religious house, mosque in this case.

Imagine covering the brain with thick hijab instead of allowing air to seep through to allow for easy assimilation into the brain. That's why I hardly found intelligent Muslims, especially Muslim girls in schools. Even Saudi Prince is educated and sane enough to stop hijab in schools while the Muslims in Nigeria are still hell bent on continuing their achaic practice of hijabs. If you want to wear hijabs, it shouldn't be in a school environment. The brain in the skull needs plenty of free air to seep in. Apart from all these, these hijab people would now be smelling after the rigorous activities practised in the school. Their smells would now be disturbing other students in classes.

It's like these folks don't know the hijabs came into existence to prevent dust and sand from dusting the hair in Sahara deserts, just like how the desert camels have fringes that cover and blow their ears and eye lids from desert sand.

Whatever you wanna do with your hijabs, it's none of my business however my business is you should stop being a nuisance in Missionary schools and go to Muslim schools, if you want to become nuisances. The uniform is called uniform for a reason. Now tell me the meaning of "uniform"?

Dem swear for you people? Why always the Muslims causing chaos everywhere? Dem swear for you people?

Spending123:
If you're not ready for heartbreak, if you're not ready to block and unblock at least three times a day, if you're not ready to cry at least four times a day, please avoid relationship.....A wise is enough for a word, oh sorry, enough is a wise for the word.

Slymonster:
Either Chelsea vs porto for semi final between real Madrid vs Liverpool lol..
I smell final for Chelsea haha

Dickeyrider:
what is the business of these Americans with #EndSars? Can nigerian senate also convene on matters affecting Americans? They better be careful so they don't see the anger of President Buhari. As far as I'm concerned the end Sars nonsense was a blackmail on the nigerian government. No one was killed as been alleged.

osuofia2:
The south should stop dragging the North into their beer wahala. Alcohol is a sin in Islam.
God bless the North

fergie001:
Jota.....No P....You will retire from football soonest. Don't worry.

edo3:
0-0 final score...

fergie001:
Wolves....


ghettokid1 emeijeh vickyrotex angelfrost fuckingmallam45 ebukahades10 gbest90 Wordson crazygod kyase ray07 redblood01 dfrost theboss100 chikason20 lamasta

olasaad:
One day car will ride on water according to one bank PHB advert and now the day has finally come

Racoon:
She is really strong emotionally.The trauma of surviving a monster like breast Cancer is never easy to withstand let alone testifying about it.You are beautiful girl.May God give you a man that will love you as He wants for you and not what you are now.

Angelina Jole survived it this way too with breast removal surgery.So any woman above 40years old should start screening herself for Breast/Cervical/Ovarian cancer while men should do prostrate screening.

plaindealer:
https://www.thecable.ng/amaechi-i-wont-descend-to-wikes-level-he-was-my-employee

Ayo2004:
Yes,what is wrong with our generation
Why should a man who knows that in a typical Nigerian society,a million will probably not be enough to cater for the whole process of the marriage ceremony especially the aftermath still want to marry?infact,people with insufficient finances should be banned from marriage,it causes problems and mostly brings children they cannot care for that will turn to criminals in the society especially with the nigerian multiple children mentality

Uyi168:
...
Give her belle fess..


U never can trust ladies these days..