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Ajoboss:
bros abeg how old are u

old enough. let's say close to 'Airforce' age

OceanmorganTrix:
Waiting...

i've updated

5) stay with my dad - i don't think i can stay with my dad again. He's too aggressive and a complainant. Except i'm touched when i make it, i won't send money regularly to him.

3) greet them - it was a tradition to greet first thing in the morning. But out of spite, i don't again. They would have gotten maximum respect if they gave me the good things of life.


4) go to church - going to church was by compulsion when i was a child. Let them think i'm a bad child but i'm not going again. My reply to their pleas now is that ''dem dey share money for there?''

1) do house chores - before now, they flogged me to do one chore or the other. But now, they can't again. I do it when i like.


2) stay away from girls - back then, they disciplined me when they heard i said T.O.T.O in pry school. I was also flogged when a girl but paper inside my pants. But now, i'm untouchable. I say/do all sorts of bad things

while growing up, my parents would use the whip as they pleased to direct me to do one thing or the other. But now i'm grown up, level don change. Below are five things i wont do again......

olahajayi:
Doomed

God is still going about changing people you know

candlewax:
you'll allow your mother to go begging while you can afford to pay a girl 5k. smh

well.... Situation warranted it. If only you know the kind of mother I have.

Mariinee:

kini?? Similiar grin on my threads

Stevengerd:
26k and u claim u are rich. That money cant buy one Tyre bro!

huh? You think it's easy for an ssce holder to earn up to 26k

Epositive:
Tales from the other side(yaba left).

nor be me you see

almost everyday, i add extra fish or suya to the food my mummy gives me to work. I also purchase pepsi to wash it down. Then i go home and act like i'm broke. There are times when we have no food in the house, i keep quiet as i can patronise Mama Eguonor's pepper rice.


I feel touched to release small money sometimes when i see my mum begging relatives for help. But if she finds out, she'll drain me. So i'll keep mum.


i even drilled and enjoyed one 2go babe after paying her 5k. It's too late to fail, amen. Life's short. Enjoy!

since i'm a drop out, i earn just 6k from my teaching job. Based on the fact that I stay with my parents, i'm mandated to contribute my own quota to feeding and shelter.


What my parents do not know is that I earn up to 26k. I teach about three children home lesson. This secret has worked to my favour. While i give them 3k contribution (half of my salary), i have up to 23k to myself.

DeadRat:
Why Wouldnt She Complain, when You Are A ChildOfDoom

ehhhh....

sirBLUNT:
how old are you?
do you even know the meaning of "irritating"
how can you even call someone that allow you to come out of her womb irritating do you know she could have kill you if she wanted...
yea i know parent can be annoying sometimes but you have no right to call her that and you should be ashame of yourself!

hmmm... it's not like I don't care. I missed her food one time she travelled for a week.

immediately she came back, the feud started. she talks to my friends/neighbours anyhow, criticises me unnecessarily and disturbs everyone with her pretentious prayers/quarrels

dominique:
Then move out

economy hard oo. I can't stand on my own yet.


but she should maintain her lane or I might be forced to push her out of mine

my mum has one problem that is beginning to annoy me. It is noisemaking. She complains about everything and everyone.

SULTANALAUDDIN:


[color=#7000BC] Your loss is another man's wins [/color]

hmm.. Baba, that thing never favours me. I sold everything I had in school to gamble

Amarabae:
Why did you do this to ur mom?
A loving mother that sold some of her wrappers to raise money for ur school fees and this is how you pay her back?
How do you want her to feel?

I was bad but some are worse than me.

some children join cults and attack their parents, some with unwanted pregnancies and so on

my mum cried and placed curses. I felt bad kind of. The only consolation was that i don't have to worry about what to eat. My mum feeds me

i felt everyone's fate was different. My exam was to begin that day so i had to do something quickly. I asked the attendant to load his account with 30k and asked him to play a 'safe' game. man city 1.55 to beat leceister. Everyone around was dumbstruck at my audacity.


I just acted as if it was nothing. Omo! 70 mins man city 1-0. Just when everyone was celebrating with me, leceister equalised. i was doomed. I played more till i was left with 2k. I left dejected and used the balance as transport fare back home. I wasn't allowed to write the exams

no way was i paying the fees and then let the former 45k loss. i decided to try something different. Some one introduced me to virtual (a.k.a ritual) soccer on bet9ja. he said it had the fastest payout. That was the beginning of the end.


I should have read the signs as i saw people lying hopeless on a torn upholstery. They looked unkempt. I heard one say: '' omo virtual don kill me. Nor be sheet, i go chop am mak things better.''

I took three games of over 1.5 hoping to get double the amount . unfortunately, arsenal spoilt everything as their game ended 1-0 . God punish Giroud. he missed a lot of goals



a week to the exams, I became restless. I had to cook up a story to get more money from mama. I told her the money was stolen. after much plea, she rushed to a money lender to borrow money

I was modest going into the higher institution at first. I wasn't happy with my poor status so I decided to try out alabi. I wanted to live large like other campus guys.


I probably didn't yield to mumsi's advice. she didn't have enough but did not joke with school fees. she sold some wrappers to raise 45k (I inflated what was needed) for the fees.

Cowbuoy:
Dear Nairalanders,

On behalf of the Yabaleft Mental Institution, we are very sorry for any inconveniences or damages caused by our patient, Chil.dOfDoom. We have no idea how he escaped from his cell but please be rest assured that we will not rest until we find him & cage him once again.

Signed
Management.

duurrrrrhhhhh

daryoor:
your parent are failures. you not made it you are fuming in anger. who told you its balls that give wealth, let see how u will turn out, maybe yr kids will call u a disaster.
if God does not endorse your hustle you will labour in vain.

failure could be from other thing not just financies.

lets say u make that dough and ignore your wife and your kids turn to nonentity


you could become too busy to train your kids and the trouble your soul till u have heart attack.




my point is, keep shut , stop complaining like a bich and focus on your own hustle and your creator.

are you placing a curse on me


I'm saying things the way they are....


I can't even boast of good food or clothes because of my parents,


As for it happening to me in future, no need to worry, it won't. I'm already doomed with illness (probably curses from people my dad duped).


One of the reasons i'm vexed. So i might not get to that stage

OceanmorganTrix:
You did such to your dad??

holier than thou. As if you didn't do worse.


Our fathers were generally abusive and pests. No privacy/rest when they are around.


Hian! Can't imagine living with him.

i remember one time i was staying on my own in Benin, my dad informed me that he was coming over for an engagement in benin and so needed a place to perch for the night.


Knowing that he was a nuisance, i didn't want him to know i stayed on my own as he might overstay his welcome. So i led him to my hostel and made him believe i squatted there (e nor provide accommodation money for me).


I couldn't even take him into my guy's room so they dont laugh at me due to the state of my dad. I led him to the reading room and zoomed off. Na bench e sleep while i went to my master-sized mouka foam.


The next day, i came in early enough so he doesn't suspect.

AleksAndria:
If you like don't pick their calls, it's no business of ours.

You're a Man, Go Hustle so you don't end up like them, okay.

k, i will


I wonder why they put me at a disadvantage though.


They were just vibrating up and down at night anyhow, forgetting it would lead to ''commitment''

dahunsy:
Naaaa the path u self don start.....when its ur time u will know better.....I hope ur children wudnt strangle u to death then.....were alaso.....translation mad person with cloth

hmm... You're making it seem like i'm the worst child ever.

Some children fight and injure their parents, you know? Me, I don't

I'm none of that.

Memories12411:
I pray you will do better than your parents. It was not much but it was the best they could give you. I believe you were better than some children.

that's if i'll be a parent.


I'm bleeped up. Did they show me adequate love? I've been nursing an ailment for long no proper care


I'm vexed. Tell me how you expect me to father someone when i've not been given proper grooming

Chikita66:
If your parents failed you, mine did not.

you're just being sentimental because you're a christian.


Did they take you to Jesuit Loyola?


was it not overcrowded General Hospitals they took you to? Or maybe inexperienced chemist when ill?



How often did they change your wardrobe?


How often did you guys eat chicken?


The list is endless..


Spite, resentment and scorn is all i have for them right now