₦airaland Forum

niniowo:
but if anyone laughs again, i may decide to take the person to Oyo for the same treatment.

ohhhh niniowo c'mon here! datz soo funny but that don't mean i'm laffin! :| aight bk to the issue at hand!! why would sumone do that to an innocent child? hold up! did u say surgery? no no no do not try that...the lil boy is to young for such a thing...u'v gatt consider the pain, time n' endurance he has to go tru!! nawww that would be brutal hez just a baby 4goodness sake...4reall that was sooo mean! marks on a baby?? wicked wicked wicked people 

they r alotta them undabridge .. all u'v gatt do is pick your choice!

hey Oasis do u mean movies/shows filmed, or has a reference 2 Nigeria?

aight Sahara, which i really don't think it waz shot in Nigeria
Lost(series),
Commander in chief(show),
Tears of d sun,
Dirty Pretty Things as well as sum otherz had little or more references to Nigeria


@queen2 yeahh u rite Critical Assignment waz good

Bad Boyz 2.... no doubt!!

hey Snazz guess who's back?!! 1st stop...take care!!

FOD:
Our policemen have stepped up o, they don't collect #5 anymore. They now collect #20 and above

thatz one good sign! thoze guyz are gettin wayyyy advance!! from 5 to 20! no sweat!!

wtf??

lol they HAVEEE FORGOTTTEN!!
Out kassst!!! u talkin girl!!! please explain real good so theze guyz know whatz goin down!

look at them running their mouth!! as soon as they find out shez pregnant! guyzz no lieing!!!!! juss watch guyz hallarin!!! haaaa "I have nevaa seen u in my life" "Noooooo i think u made a mistake. Ehen do i know you? i'v never touched you in my life!! " hahahahahaha u 4got when you two where getting low!! guyzzz guyzz guyzzzz na wa!!

yo Banderas!! i'm gooood!! prettyH thxs gurl!!

conscience!! lol lol lol lol lol lol mehn!! dat waz good!!! lol lol lol lol

don't even get to that part!!

Banderas:
I have a right as a MAN to flog her publicly, even when she has children. That is african culture. However, you probably don't want me to do that. The way I see it, many african women want to be lazy and enjoy the good parts of african culture that benefits them, while doing away with the parts that are painful. I say this, choose one, be african, or be european.

Meet me halfway!!!

broo!! wait no longer!!! flog her n' letz see watz gonn happen!! mehn your ass is straight 2 jail!! uhmmm beat her in public uhmm dis is gettin serious!! "even when she has children"??   uhhhhh boiii!! u funny!! ohh yeahh we'v got juss 2 choices?? african or european?? what happened 2 asian and american

uhmmmmm!! i seeee! i guess y'all hatin on me right now ehhhh!! itz all gud tho! and now i guess i'm typin Englishh!!!

if any of y'all reallllly need sum kindaa laffin remedy plss listen 2 I go chop your dollar damn!! datz sum funny sheit no doubt! i hv'nt seen Susana. One thang tho! i tot his name waz Osufia or sumn like that?

hey swishhh mehn!! that a whole lotta thang dawg d guy really tried tho! i wish d guy luck!!

damygurl:
@chilling i didn't someone else did!

yeahhh thatz aight tho!! i know d where about about it! i'm cool with it aight!! 

davidylan:
sorry, in case u've forgotten, u're on a public post and not a private post. if u want to keep your conversation private, u know what to do!

yoo dav dav davee!! i ain't talkin private or anythang!! dis is publikkkkk! du'h

boye1:
getting my xbox 360 next week and i want to sell it if any one is interested in buying holla

hahahaaahahaha u want 2 sell it? mehn!!! aight how much u goin 4?? serioussssss!!! na wa!!!

davidylan:
is this still english language or another one? i'm trying hard to decipher the codes.

ohhhh english language?? lol yo i'll help u out wif decoding d codes aight!! lol hold up!!  r u typewriter?? coz i waz talkin 2 typewriter rite there!!

na wa!

Typewriter:
am happi for her, tell us is he a dwarf of what age?( we expect nothing near 16)

wt heyy yoo typewriter!! what d deal hurr yo hv u 4gotten about d word "to introduce"? 4 real mehn! look at this u juss came in hurr talkin as if u know watz been goin on or sumn!! plss explain disss "is he a dwarf of what age"!!!  i'm waitin!!

lol lol u rite! lol

ocho immaa help u out rite hurr

FOD:
no forget to hold u own money sha!

meanss d guy ain't droppin them papers e no get money ooo

Swish:
don't miss me here oo...the brother had intentions of settling down with her oo...he had a good paying job and he was comfortable earns 200,000 naira a month...comon and you call that boyfriend/girlfriend...Abeg make una get the picture well well o..IT was a SHOCKER...nothing was wrong with their relationship(at least to his knowledge) and two days before her wedding she tells him she's gettin married...someone you see practically everyday...she's making wedding plans and you don't have the slightest idea...HA...

4realll?? damn!!

ohhhh plsss!!! who sayzzzz a girl can't rape a guy!?? thatzzz sooo possible!! xtremmmeely possible!!

Queen B:
the strength of a woman can't reach that of a man's. This can only happen when the guy is willing!!!

hey queenb! u actually think a lady can't b stronger than a guy ohh please think again!! sum gurlz r stonger dan guyz!!

seriousssss!! n' now we'v gatt sum nutritionists in d land! y'all keep it up! heyy geez! that waz good ..STOP ovafeedin

heyy dammy! sup wif u why did u take d interestin part off dat ain't fairrr

nicetohave:
yes ma'am

no prob!!

Geez:
Listen up, now you'll are making the thread difficult to read with the nija english. 

nija english uhmmm i don't know about that!

Geez:
You will make the gals mad about being born to be wooed.......

geeeez! make d gurlz mad! that ain't gonn make us mad! guyz do your job jare!!

2die4!! please tell them one more tyme...juss so they know what d deal really is

nicetohave:
@ chillin, meaning don't be too hard to get and don't be too expensive__dont be too cheap either

ohh i c wat u mean!

ohhh 1 thang tho!!! ohh we sldn't b 2 hard 2 get n' nat 2 e-z uhh?? so wat we gonn pick? i guess we sld b in d middle rite lol lol lol lol abegg!! we ain't settlin 4 dat! mehn!! we'll surely make y'all work coz we'v gatt 2 game tight! datz how itz done bro!!

nicetohave:
i just hope it doesnt turn out to be like the meat sellers who eventually resigned to "oga okay come pay"  

uhmmm i don't get that

watz all dis!! y'all r juss makin d damn thang long!! gurlzz letz make them boyz work 4 it!! i’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work u'v gatt work harrrd 2 get wat(who) u want! hurd?? so don't think we gurlz r e-z 2 get!!