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okotv:
well am not short. Just showing empathy for those men who are.

Don't worry, they can take care of themselves.

I'm suspecting they are the ones screaming submission and head and tail pass for this section.

Trying to compensate via writing.

One love y'all

Mondisweets:
omg Smart move

If you want to chase away naija man disturbing politely , just tell them to burrow you money.

Dem go run 440.
Dem no dey hear "no" politely.

Just bring money matter, see race . Next thing na to call you gold digger. Who cares? As long as you are out of the question.

okotv:
all I know is that the 21st century man has a lot to contend with. Adding height to that list is pure wickedness. What does the woman folk want ??

Eyah sorry o. Love surpasses all.
Don't mind us, when the right one comes you will know. Don't feel bad, no hard feelings bro

The good side is that they make a "better husband".

It reminds me of when I was in school. I had this crippled friend / room mate . Very brilliant girl. I was telling another room mate of her intelligence.
My room mate was like, of cos she is supposed to be brilliant since she doesn't party, no boyfriend, etc.
What will she be doing with her time if not to read.

Of cos short men will make better husbands cos their options are limited. they got no choice than to behave.

EfemenaXY:
Don't mind Truckpusher jare. We all know he's a journalist for [i]Ikebe Supe[/i]r.



Haha!!

You sef, how you take know say his sausage dey small and fat??

Truckpusher, don't mind her jare. Just post a picture of your palm. Your middle finger will tell us everything we need to know.

Check his Chinese round fat head. Those ones with fat round head , gets short fat kini.

Source :wiki

EfemenaXY:
My dear, I was just thinking aloud o!

Now I'm wondering if guys feel the same about vertically challenged / little women. (don't want to be rude) but is this really an issue for them same way as it is for most ladies?

Oya R231, Pennywise, and Truckpusher, come and give us a man's perspective / views about dating and or marrying really short ladies....

Short ladies got no problem. Most guys prefers that sef cos you get the feeling of protection.

Carrying them up and down.

But for short guys, who wan carry them kwanu

naijababe:
I guess we now know Truckpusher na short man

Na dia way. Dem sabi vibrate.
Check him kini, you no go see anything but small fat sausage
Some of the whinners here follow. Dem just dey dodge the thread.

Herzumpther:
Aunty chilli its scary.

What is scary in that.
Thats the best thing to happen to one. Your child getting his/her missing rib while you sit back and do things you stopped doing because you got kids.

Herzumpther:
So when I get married and start having kids they will also grow to marry another someday?? That's scary and touching.

That's the beauty of life. You don't own people. Once they get to adult you let go and watch them take their decision. That's why it's very important to instill all form of love and discipline for them for their future.

At topic, once they are big I just see them as another adult I care for. No more unnecessary gifts. Time to walk the walk.

EfemenaXY:
Haha!!



LMAO!!

Gosh! Na so the picture of Chillis in her tight-fitting sporty top showcasing her six-pack do you? Chillis, oya abeg show her the pinschur na...otherwise Eds go make me bankrupt!

Anyway, that aside, girls...for those of you into Nollywood movies, you just need to watch Pretty Liars. It's just too funny!

Eds, knowing you, I'm sure you've already seen it sef...

Six packs ke.
More like two packs

edwife:
author=EfemenaXY post=29449049






Eh eh eh



eh eh eh

Lyndaroyce and efe should leave my belle alone o- i am trying so hard to accomplish Khloe K shape and my friends are here wishing me bad .it will not work for you,i am working on my [b]six packs like chilli [/b]and no one should put asunder what my pack and i have together

Efe you still owe me,and you keep accumulating some more... ,no problem i am the one getting richer...

I must achieve that this yr. The two packs no gree form 4 sef. Hopefully I won't break a rib

EfemenaXY:
Those pics sef...they get more ridiculous as you progress downwards.

The first is okayyyy....but the last is just a joke. How do they make love missionary style, I wonder?

Missionary style will get his head ended on top of her stomach

Opoko !

edwife:
I was told short guys love and treat women real good,

but very dangerous when they are betrayed....

Meanwhile,their money get them pretty wives....

https://bellanaija.cdn.ng/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/AY-Makun-600x600.jpg



https://informationng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/julius_agwu-and-wife1.jpg


https://dailystar.ng/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/aki-and-wife.jpg

EfemenaXY:
Lol!

Persistent, short, and stingy. Chillis, you dey pack them sha

You should have said you needed 100K. Nice round figure...

EfemenaXY:
Chilli!

There was this one that was always calling my no. My colleague then gave him my no. Unto that we were from same village. Who even tell am I wan marry my village man sef.

The guy call no be small, when I eventually sight him, atalaka.

I pick race o. After our outing, walking back to my kikiwa motor, the guy grab my hands and was like, I will see you some other time .
Omo, the hand strong no be small.
E call so Tay my battery die. I dodge this guy tire

Anyway, I finally pursue him with my trick. I tell am say make him burrow me 60k. The guy tear race

That was how I was free

No offence but I run from these short men oh.

When they grab you ehn, their hand be like moulded cement..
Very aggressive too.
see them vibrating to show themselves.
Don't ever break a short man heart, him go look for you enter any hole you hide in .

But in all, they take care of those that love them back.

bukatyne:
You better direct your rants to the appropriate channel

I stated my opinions on the subject matter and when the second/husband's version came, I did same

Very funny you are playing the victim doing the same things; you lot, you This, you that.

Can you quote my posts on THIS thread that was an attack or a rant? Did you take time to read my posts on This thread or you just saw bukatyne and went into e-heartattack?

This is a new year please, respect yourself. This is a plea.

If you and others have problems with a group of posters or a particular one, quote the concerned and address your posts to them. You lot, you group etc. disgusts me a lot.

It seems some poster's know others who will avoid fights and them quote them to rant and refer to the ones they have problem with.

This is a new year and I will not tolerate such. I will avoid e -fights but if any yeye poster quotes me as a message to others, it MIGHT not be funny.

Buka don vex.

If a house fly enters the house. Two things. Open the doors hoping they will fly out or you kill them with insecticides or broom.

I prefer broom. Like that you know that same housefly won't bother you again.

Now if you let it go, it will keep buzzing in your ears and attracting its colleagues.

I hope you get my drift.

Pls, relax. Don't let anyone change the real you. Not worth it. Sometimes the people behind the computer will baffle you. Happy New yr

So Op, cropped the female version out and left the male version?


Nigerians. Na dia way be that

Sausage
Fries
Salad

FrankDude:
First of all,I am not gay,I am sexually attracted to girls and not to guys.
I have dated a couple of girls but its only one that I can call real dating,because That's the only one where I get to see her physically hang out and all that,but it ended badly,She quitted for a stupid reason,it was So heart shattering but being a precautious person, I didn't allow my whole heart to fall for her to prevent heart break.
Basically I cant say I have dated more than a girl in the real sense of proper dating.

The thing is this,over the years of my interactions with girls,I have noticed that a lot of them pretend a lot and they have a very big ego,and pride. It's annoys me a lot,just because you are a female you think every guy that talks to you wants to date you So you deliberately starts acting in an unfriendly manner towards the guy,why do girls do this? Some girls feel pompous and they act like they defecate flowers.

Some are So self important, they feel it's a privilege that they are even responding to you.

Another annoying thing about them is that, they feel they are always right, just for the fact that they are females that makes them always right.

I have been rejected by some(painful) I have rejected some also,some have played tricks on me,some have betrayed me,some are heartless, I hate to break girls heart but it's just unavoidable, I can't make myself like a girl that likes me first, and if I show my likeness to a girl they start forming like that they are more important than you are.

Generally I feel So negative towards girls,ladies, women however you want to call them, I am more inclined to insult a girl/lady than to insult a guy, I feel a deep resentment for them,like I need to teach them a lesson.


IS THIS NORMAL? What can be done about it,if it isn't.

Its not normal. You are sick! Get help. Just because someone broke your heart, you end up hating. Who knows the next step. Slitting their throat ?

tchidi:

The measure of water you put will determine if it'll be strong. Also, I've noticed that when I use groundnut oil, I get softer moimoi as opposed to when I use palm oil.

Just make sure the consistency is not too thick, basically that's all.

Thanks dear. I will try again. Why would you put palm oil in moi moi. With the greasy taste.

Forget about the job and your friend, go back to school and you will get a better job.

This might be a blessing.

chimajii:
The right thing to have said>> 'Funnily Enough'
Oan: lwkm @ 'we the association of microwave women go sit for imm head'

English professor, im surprised its the only error you saw.

Look more, im sure you go see plenty.
Abi you dey use me practice your gce exam coming up?

If you dont feel comfortable then tell your child no kissing anyone except you and hubby. You will be amazed kids are very smart. Dont stop kissing your loved ones. They need the love feom you.

I have no problem with my friends giving a peck to mine, as long as it didnt extend to the lips. Its a form of greeting .

when you have a guest, just tell your little one to say good morning. S/he will stop at that.

EfemenaXY:
^^ Hmmm...okay then.

Where the picture?

I'm not color 2. I guess color 2 is like mixed race or our yellow sisi color.

EfemenaXY:
^^ Remember that picture of the hands with different skin tones ranging from lightest to darkest? Most people claimed to be no. 4...but I remember you said you were no. 2

Remember? Unless you were teasing...

I remember the pics faintly .

I guess I said, I had all colors in my family except color 4 which was the darkest.

EfemenaXY:
No crayfish?

I could have sworn you had some in there hence the brown colour...my bad.

Lol @ your different pans for Lasagna!

No Cray fish. The shrimp itself is Cray fish .

I guess the brown color was as a result of the black pepper and other spices

EfemenaXY:
Okay, what's the recipe for this?

I'm thinking ground crayfish, pepper, pepper soup spices, and a little bit of blended yam added to the mixture?

Re: Lasanga - I'm an absolute sucker for that...as long as it's beef..

Tea spoon Olive oil, frozen shrimps , black pepper, salt, persley ( I forgot to add it ), garlic, drops of liquid seasoning.

That's it I guess.

Been long I made lasagna. Time consuming. Might try it this weekend.
Always end up with plenty messy pots .
Pot for the cream and cheese sauce
Pot for the pasta
Pot for the Tomate and minced meat sauce.

Pan for the lasagna.

Which one is color 2 @ efe.

Shrimp soup .

I figured if we can have fish pepper soup and the likes, we can as well have shrimp pepper soup.

Next I will try is smashed yam for lasagna

EfemenaXY:


But I was only trying to help na! You wanted pictorial descriptions...look eh...Chilli must be mami-water. I dey tell you.

Did you see the tight-fitting sporty top? That girl has motivated me to hit the gym but I can't compete with her 6-pack...



Stop being modest

Lmao.

The pics weren't even clear . Meanwhile the babe you saw wasn't me but my Congolese born friend

EfemenaXY:
Oh my goodness!

I sooo love kingsized prawns! How did you prepare them? And what's that white bit on one them Chillis?

What fruits have you got in your glasses? I see green grapes (or Kiwi? ) and strawberries?

It's a fruit , and pls don't ask me the name cos I don't know.

My own was to eat