Probability

Try to de mind your business sha.

Why has she not done it since. Na now wey person don run am she remember say record de to break. Mtcheww. Trash

The goal post is too wide.

Administration1:
Buy Tinubu Water

Una no go kill person. Can't stop laughing. Kai nairaland

youngest12:
EFCC are also scammers
They arrested 8 guys in my area but released them that night after collecting 100 million from them without taking them in.

What EFCC are now doing now is that once they arrest you, they will collect your phone and they will tell you to remove your iCloud,collect your cars which won't be given to them.

After checking their account, they will forfeit all the cash they see in it. (guys are no longer putting money in there account but BTC). They will then snap them with the items collected from them then post it on their instagram page with a placard displaying their sins but it doesn't end there this is just where the business begins.

Efcc will now tell them to go but they must be coming every week to sign and every week they must be paying 150,000 before they will sign. They use to collect naira before but they are no longer doing that but now in dollars.
After the court sentence, all this guy's won't be remanded in prison like efcc made us believe they will only be going every week with 150,000 to sign and once their sentence remain 1 week to finish they will now be remanded for that 1 week which means if a yahoo guy is sentenced to a year in prison he will only spend the last week of his sentences in prison but be paying 150,000 every week for the period he is not there but the passport will be seized so that he won't be able to travel....
It has happened to 5 of my friends though we are no longer close as we use to be.

Hmmm. #100,000,000?

Shoodboi:
Yours is better. People should climb into their ceiling every now and then to see what may be hiding in there. We once found a lion in ours. Thank God it was sleeping at the time.

Hmmmmmmn

Austeeenxx:
How many times will they tell you that the "y" in "your" girlfriend is silent?

LOL. OMG. Una de talk for this place jare.

jetguy:
God, the only thing i need from you is that bless me abundantly so that non of my children wouldn't school for this country ...
4 years course they will turn it to 6 years, what a pity,
i didn't blame them, its because their children are not schooling in Nigeria, you guys should continue oppress the masses, one thing for sure is that God will arise one day and judge you one by one�

English combo. Naso

Lol "misguided elements" indeed

No social distancing? Has Corona gone?

TheSourcerer:
Bad driver took the lives of his passengers and he survived , now tell me how there's a just god out there?



If there's any justice the driver should be arrested

Did u calm down to read at all?

sarrki:
Nigeria hostess in 1973, Nigeria leaders are among the best in the world. They have turned Nigeria airways to a super intercontinental carrier with 1500 destination across the globe, generating 150 billion naira yearly and providing jobs to 10,000 Nigerians, Kenya and Ethiopia, South Africa and the United Arab Emirates have indicated interest in learning the magic industrious Nigerians, now the towering pride of the black world.

Nonsense. Which tears. Mtcheww

He has injury on his toe. He couldn't wear his shoe. Please leave him.

Dicktion:
Boring anniversary
They can't even go out to celebrate
No friends to be invited cos they know what's gonna come in
They gonna be all alone like they always are each cursed day in Zoogeria
It's just a typical nothing to write home about anniversary
Or what should I say If not the truth




Spits

Nawa oo. It pains you why?

Boeing again??

imam07:
For your information, the general has been on wanted list since President Bush. The death of the American contractor was traced to him if u dont know. Secondly american military act on intelligence. There should be a mole giving them information from the inside d iranian govt.
U think their military works like naija own?

U de mind that wiliwili. So America will just kill U if U have done nothing.

Movicq:
I dey call my pastor

To do what exactly?

Sellfish:
That Simi with her mouth like Tilapia fish, unsexy body, and senseless yarns appears to be only capable of sending a man to an early grave with endless nagging



Good to know something good can come out of Nazareth

see
Guy. Easy ooo. U are not perfect.

maybachmusic:
Bench warmers full eagles


Only

etebo ndidi chukwuese musa


Have business there

Please delete and remove Musa abeg

eraj4real:
I am a young man, and at about age 17-18, a pastor often called me to his office in Port Harcourt to teach him to use computers and huged me tight behind the door of his office. Then used his penis to try pressing on me. Because of fear, and confusion I often kept quiet. Till a day at about age 20 I visited the church he was posted to in Onitsha as I was returning on a journey. He made me pass the night, and made us sleep together in the parlour (his wife traveled). That night he attempted having sex with me, but I resisted all night, but didn't say a word till I got into a bus the next day on my way back to Port Harcourt, I sent him terrible text messages. He apologized. I forgave him. 5-6 years later in year 2011, when he opened his church in Ibadan, I donated N264,000 as a NYSC corper (I closed my account) to support his fledging church. It was only today, at age 33 that I summed up the courage to tell him, "never contact me again". Pastors have a controlling power on members. I didn't add, I also put his son on scholarship for about 2 years but ended this year (I paid over 250k to support his son, mainly because though he tried hurting me, he gave me books and advice that really helped me in business and life in general. He also once called a young entrepreneur who gave me this advice at age 18, "what will you want you children to call you? Papa or Daddy". That influenced my actions for life. I suggest pastors constantly go for counseling to avoid destroying the same people they build. He helped me see my talent in computer than studying medicine even when my parents forced me to study medicine. Pastors have strong influence

Don't worry 20years later U too will come out and start saying U were raped.

Why use flags instead of names. Africans always making things difficult for themselves.

obinna58:
Betting gang be like "nairaland is ours even mods can not stop us except we destroy it"
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Wetin happen

delugajackson:
We live in a country where killing of snakes is seen as a lifetime achievement. In Brazil, people had to stop their vehicles just for a snake to cross the road.

But over here in Nigeria, people will invade a snake territory all in the name of some stupid expedition, kill the poor animal, take pictures with it and show it off on social media like its some sort of trophy. Where is your humanity? Where is equity? Where is justice?

Wetin U de talk sef. Mtcheww

Joshmodest:


Tell me just half achievement , this administration has that is visible not just in words ,like Peter obi said ....u dat is not blinded by hatred

So can U see the achievements he listed? Is it ok with you?

What of Aba?

Hahahahaha. Guy U sef. Lwkm

domino4211:




Ok,we've heard.
So why is his preeq unable to humble, and satisfy his wife Aisha anymore?..
Hence,she keeps using political issues and conspiracy theories to indirectly complain about his poor sexual performance when juxtaposed with Buharis'...
Jubril the one minute man,no stamina at all

SolutionMee:


Something must have motivated him to go into military. He must have relied on a hidden charm. This is the side effect of trusting too much in chams and Jazz. I'm also sure that his parents must have advised him not to become a soldier. But because he took delight in disobeying his parents, he joined the military without their consent and blessing. That's why it's not good to disobey our parents. Joining the military is like being on a suicide mission. He knew this. His lack of foresight killed him. I feel for his parents though.

Tufiakwa. U get sense at all?

jchioma:
Alcohol has killed more people than projected.

Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler; whoever is led astray by them is not wise.

Solomon, one of the wisest men who’ve ever lived, said, "Do not gaze at wine when it is red, when it sparkles in the cup, when it goes down smoothly! In the end it bites like a snake and poisons like a viper." (Proverbs 23:31)

I think this answers whatever argument about alcohol.

leo047:
Actually I did not read the post but I think the man has no right to beat up his girlfriend in public. Maybe they should report the matter to their village elders but if the neighbour refuse to pay his rent they should just kill the landlord and forget about the missing car.

confusion

madridguy:
Not only a slap on our face but punches.

Obama and Hilary Clinton, you both will never know peace for your crime against humanity.

How did they cause it?hmm

Threebear:
He's stubborn, relentless and ambitious.
He opened many doors for the p square's .
Jude would shout at a president without fear and demand their debtors pay up whatever they're owed.
But like everything on earth, he got power drunk and started abusing his previlages.
Peter did the right thing to leave.
They never supported his dreams.
He has so many business ideas, but the brothers felt it would be a risky venture.
At some point he wanted to launch a football Club, they kicked against the idea.
For too long people gave Peter a stereotype, the immature one among both twins and I think at a point his brothers bought into it, and stopped respecting him.
Jude could have bowed out in peace. He's a survivor, he would have created a successful group again. But he was caught up in the power tussle, now he's lost it all.
P square will be a group again, but Jude needs to stay far away from them.

what is this one saying?