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Thank God i closed the link immediately i read FL GATOR'S Post
abeg i cant afford to restart my system now
i have not even saved any of the scripts am running
Elrazur u no well at all ooo!!!
would probably check to see wats there 2morrow!!!
Hope its not a virus sha?

cant blve i almost fell for dis

SCARFACE
THE LAST DON
JEEPER CREEPERS
THE GOD FATHER
OPERATION DAYBREAK
not without my daughter
BLOB
AMERICAN WARE WOLF IN LONDON
OMEN
WHITE CHICKS
PICTURE THIS
SISTER ACT

_{prison break, i can watch season 1 over and over again, i can never get tired of it}

clown!

just finished eating yam oil with hot steaming pepper soup
God bless whoever tot about that combo

@OP
Try weddings, especially trad wed, i cud even give u tips on how to behave at such events
Trust me babe it works!!

@whitelexi the ''GREAT'', coming from you i would say you are probably right considering your vast expereince
In d study of women affairs. . . .

@OP
You are a pathetic case, you don't even sound like a graduate, more like my vulcanizer

follypimpi:

Na2day berra ask Robo to teach u,seems his got the skillz.

took that rite outta my mouth

follypimpi:

Over-patient Dog gets the fattest bone.

my dear na hunger dey kill patient dog dis days oo!!!

i feel ur pain

OBNOXIOUS:
No yawa! The thread served its purpose!! It was already getting stale to me sef! Shebi na me now?

Dont worry, by the end of the day, another bomb go drop scatter the whole NL! I am already working on it!



@flaligator pepper

You this mumu girl where you run go when Gulf war de happen? In fact i must tell the world how i f***k you the second time!

Haba! How can you miss such fire works that almost entered 20 pages until debosky turned into a party pooper!  

You are a Celeb
do you know how many times your name has been mentioned today?
Keep it up!!
see as everybody dey get highblood pressure just becos of u
Nothing do u!!!
I actually look foward 2 seeing ur next post

jay bee:
and why are u guys just ignoring the fact that the poster have been warned abt the gifs but she chooses to ignore?
double or trebble standards, the fact that NL is a one man business allows him to interpret his rules whatever ways he chooses to and no one is forced to remain a member if they don't accept the way he interprets his own written rules.
Jeez, must we always be difficult?

ori ee peee!!

OBNOXIOUS:
Dear Bitch Mod,

Thanks for your loving letter. I recieved it with so much warmth and love you have for me. It fills me with joy writing you back this letter because i always think of you.

I remember the first time i heard about you was when i watched you on you tube being ganged raped by 3 uncircumsized fulani herds men! Its was grueling to watch by some faint hearted men but i enjoyed it thoroughly. The 25 minutes of action whereby your 2 cigar yellowish teeth dirty fulani men were ferociously drawing your nipples out trying to bite them made me almost have an orgasm. Seeing the other guy pulling out your pubic hair menacing was too delightful to appreciate. The hi-light of the whole episode was when they both ripped your clothes off, scratched you, shoved one dic**k forcefully in your mouth, the other in your puss***y and the other guy trying to pierce your anus all at the same time. Your slim yellow frame couldnt withstand the shock and the blood flowing from every part of your body was just too disgustingly refreshing for me to handle. I loved every moment of it and promised to track you down someday to stick one up your tight little cunt. The world was outraged and the site was shut down but it didnt deter me from looking for the bitchly LovePeddler who had being so brutally gang raped.

Every day from that moment i have tots of going on step better than my heros who banged you porous in blood and dreamnt of me sticking a huge hot smoking boiling ring into your puss**y to see if it still had space to accomodate mine. But i dreamt on.

I later found you in italy through a detective who traced you to the land of prostitutes and said you have moved there to continue the trade since you no longer felt like a human being but a rabid dog who had been batteredly brutalized and ravished and your only desire was to spread the deadly HIV you acquired from those Fulani men to other Men because you were so bitter. I also got information that in the quest of you being gang raped you got preganant but had to perform a gruelsome abortion which ruptured your stomach and as a result, you will never bear children again only frogs if god has mercy on your womb.

I was dying to meet you after hearing this cheering news that your life has been partially messed up and i wanted to make sure i finish you completely with a death blow. You were traced to a small town in Italy where you were the only black LovePeddler recognizable servicing the italian old sweaty grumpy men with wrinkled dicks and you were staying with your father who was so embarrassed about the whole scandal and had to tuck you quietly away in that little town. Because you were now just a prostitute alone and a useless piece of scum bag, your father had no choice but to make sure he does all the house chores, washing your smelly panties everyday, soaking your filthy bras and throwing out your menstruating pads every month after he had sniffed on them for almost an hour savoring the aroma oozing out from your puss**y. I felt sorry for the old bastard but i realised that you were his problem and he has to suffer that for the reminder of his short life remaining.

Anyway, i sent you a rose and told you i was a tourist looking for company to show me the sights and because you were a very reedy beggar who has never recieved a faboulous gift in your life, you immediate sought me out in my hotel. I remember your first words to me was "I charge by the Hour and its 2 Euros per Hour". I was thrilled that you were so cheap and hurriedly counted 20 Euros for you and said i will chip in an extra 5 Euro if you allow my dog sniff your puss**y and lick it for 5 minutes. You got angry and haggeled with me until we agreed for 8 Euros. I enjoyed watching my dog sniff your puss**y and lick on it for some time and when it tried to bite off your labia, i had to throw in an extra 2 Euro to forgive my dog for his rude behaviour because that wasnt part of the deal.

Because i knew you were struck with AIDS and you just have months more to live on this planet, i decided to enjoy my money's worth and purchased 5 condoms that i wore together including a thick bread nylon to prevent any escape of semen or you trying to infuse one of your dastardly HIV virus into me. It work like a charm. It was so discomforting for you and i had to stop in between to go to the bathroom to rub some chilli pepper on the condom. You screamed and raved when the pepper hit your womb crust and i kept on pounding and pounding but you were so professional about it that you didnt let go. You tried to kiss me but i kept on ducking because the little pores thats were oozing blod from the sides of your mouth were so irritating but i loved seeing you like that any way!

After pundinging you from ontop, i realised i had to fulfill my greatest fantasy by inserting a boiling ring into you but since i had none close by, i bought a soldering iron used to weld cars to act as a substitute. I turned you over like a bitch that you are and removed the soldering iron and shoved it into your anus directly while it was still hot. You screamed and tried to pul it out and saying all sorts of unprintable words to me in pain. To be frank my lve, it was like poetry in my ears. The little Italian curses you knew mixed with English just spurred me on to do more mutilation to you but i waited for you to finsih raving and ranting till you calmed down.

I glanced at my dog by the fire side and i saw him masturbating furiously at the sight of the soldering iron in your butthole and i knew i had one sick dog that enjoyed it thorougly like me. You kept on bleeding profusely from your butthole and i was still itching to still f**k that anus of your but you kept on screaming for me to get you a band aid to block your bleeding butt. I refused and promised to give you another 10 Euro if i could just fuc**k that ass one more time. Suprisingly you stopped for one second, thought of the offer and said unless i increase it to 14 Euros you wouldnt agree. I was shocked and short of words. I had only an extra 2 euro left and you werent ready to give in and you picked up your clothes and like a pro, wore them and began to walk as if nothing was shoved up your ass. You said i should get in touch with you when i have your extra 2 Euros and nothing more would happen and you stormed out of the room.

Since that day, i have been so sad and ached to be with you again! Since you had AIDS, I thought you would have died and buried in a shameful way but i guess your HIV is just probably entering the dire and critical stage but Seeing your letter now makes me remember those days and i will willingly increase your money from 2 Euro to 7Euro for me to mutilate and ravish you one more time before you die!

How is your daddy? The last time we spoke, you said his cancer was extremely critical and terminal hence the reason you were willing for me to ravish you madly for pennies. Has he died?

Anyway please my love consider my last offer because i cannot pay more than necessary for that skinny ass of yours but i am still open for negotiations.

My Dog Bruno says Hi! He still sniffs at everything as if its was your cunt!

Expecting your reply!

With love to my dearest Bitch Mod Michelin89

xxxxx Obnoxious

GBAM
This boi sef u no go kill person ooo
did you already have a readymade reply?
some people shaaaa!!!!!

spikedcylinder:
Aha! Please enlighten me.

Me tooo

OBNOXIOUS:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



I'll be back with my reply to your sweet love letter! I enjoyed it tremendously and i hope you will enjoy and cherish my reply just the way i have recieved yours with so much love my sweet mod bitch Micheline89

I can't wait
make it pretty soon please

michelin89:
We are not even serious. What's the big deal? Let's have some fun. Loosen up.

Whatever!

Yes we are trying to kill time. We have so many years to live and we are bored.

Okay carry on!!!

Creating a thread for him is only making you look like him
in my own opinion i think he should just be ignored
he dosent deserve all these attention . . . . . .

@prittigrr

everybody knows that the guy was just dicking around

difficult choice. . .  . . .

but i think i would have to go with beyonce
dat chick is hotttt
but lets still give Rihanna some time

@OP

you are officially in the same category with Adam Brody
una get time sha

Pastor Adeboye, is no doubt, a devout Christian and a successful pastor, going by the size of his church – The Redeemed Christian Church of God.   However, the man has not been able to leverage on the enormous influence he wields to persuade successive governments to fall in line even in the face of numerous instances of government intransigence.  

He failed to speak up when the nation needed him most during the 3rd term misadventure of his friend the erstwhile President, Olusegun Obasanjo.  

Even in the field of Christendom, using any bench mark, it is unlikely that Pastor Adegboye will come before Pastor Kumuyi of the Deeper Life Bible Church, if the quality of their works rather than the quantity is considered.

Apart from that can anybody show a foundation he stet up for the less privileged
even his University, an average member of his church cant afford the fees
so what is so Legendary about him being a Pastor?

Moyola:


"Very religious society"? Less religious i'd say. . .

Less religious indeed
yet on every street in Lagos
we have nothing less than 15 churches

am not surprised at all
those same people that voted him cant even afford to send their wards to his school. . . . .

We live in a very religious society so what do you expect
little wonder we are where we are now
Up till now nobody has explained to me, what makes him a Legend
shior

lmao @thread

lala i use size 11bc

lalaboi:
abi!

i know say na dis kain tin u go concur

11bc