Chukwudozzie: Damn, How Excellent on D, amazing piece, the tenor has a crucial part in the 3rd page. The man really had to step in for you. Trust you're exceptional now.
Omo when I newly join the choir of my church after like a year one of our choir members died and we when for her burial in ebonyi state. I was the only tenor singer that went. During the service of songs we keep on singing and singing till my throat wan break, next thing my choirmaster brought out the script how excellent eweee I no know the tenor part ooo. for my mind I go freestyle am. as we just dea sing dea go one old man for back of the canopy just shout tenor what a shame na so I weak
Franklin158: Being in the choir of your local church can be fun and sometimes hectic considering the hours of practice and dedication it requires, choir member help other worshipers connect through their songs and wonderful ministration.
But one would agree that sometimes it doesn't always go according to plan maybe a mistake from the sound engineer, instrumentalists, or you yourself might leave you surprised and wondering what went wrong.
With that being said, have you ever had any funny moments where things seemed to have drifted apart from what was initially planned and how did you manage the situation?
sha dont tell her wont give her at all. just tell her you go dea find am small thing then dea press am like 2-3k monthly. still remember to pay tithe and give your mama small thing too oo
Ezendimmuo: Good day guys... I am a Corper serving in Rivers state... My girlfriend has been asking me when we would get paid as of last month... Well We got paid on Thursday.. She was asking me when I was going to give her her share... Mind you.. This Rivers state government doesn't pay corpers.. Even my PPA doesn't pay... I have to manage 33k in a strange land...which I why I actually ventured into side hustles... Just this week alone... I have sent her like 3k... She became upset when I told her we'll discuss how much I'd give her later... She said she didn't wanna talk tor and started giving me cold answers... I respectfully hung up..
When you read inbetween the lines you will realise that what the olu said here that a part has been laid for Tinubu and he prays it comes to pass.
Lanrelagboi: Days back, the media was a washed with reports that the respected Olu of Warri, His Royal Majesty, Ogiame Atuwatse III "endorsed" an APC presidential aspirant Bola Ahmed Tinubu
Then some other reports came denying such endorsement. But what exactly did the Honorable Monach say?
If this is not an endorsement, I wonder what else is but lets say it isn't an endorsement. But this is what the monarch has said and let no one misreport it
bummyla: I used to take my Dad's condoms when I found his stack! Till a day I saw him looking for them and he couldn't tell us what he was looking for, but I knew what he was looking for, so I started stealing them for fun, opening new packs to remove one or two, and watch how exasperated he will be looking for them, murmuring there is spirit in this house that takes what does not belong to him My Daddy did not know I have the spare key to him room and when he changed the locks, I started entering through the windows, to just find out the new place he had hidden them
we will be surprised how sexually active our parents are. That's how I saw vega packets recently in my dad's cupboard while cleaning up for him.
They are humans and obviously have urges
Cringelife: It's mid night and heavy rains and I hear the sound of glass breaking and my car horn....
Picked up my phone touch and a stick, ran straight to my dad's room to get the main door key, opened his room door; and boom.....I saw @$@$$#@$$2@#$_@.
The really annoying thing is that I froze for like 3 seconds with touchlight in hands (wasn't with my glasses so really didn't see well) until my mum screamed at me to get out.......I feel so embarrassed and how do I get that image off my head......
It's my bad habit of not knocking before entering that put me in this situation but you can't blame me......am in my 20s and have never seen my Nigerian parents intimate with each other plus I was raised in a semi Deeper Life family so am sure you understand how shocked and embarrassed am currently feeling.
Just had to share this anonymously on Nairaland probably to get it off my chest......
What happened to the modular refineries that were approved in Johnathan's term. Ohh bubu has forgotten that he withdrew those licences. 2023 don near they want come dea give us lamba
PoliteActivist: The consumate con man, Andy Uba, couldn't con this one
. Did you read this post?? Thus is total nonsense. First of all about the WAEC certificate you without any based ruled out the possibility that he could have sat for another exam, next you forgot that someone without an olevel result can't apply for a bsc and also the fact that someone without a bsc can't apply for a master's degree, same goes for a PhD.
In as much as we want to pass information on please let's be factual and not deceive everyone
tunjilee003: Most of my friends who are not schooling are into fraud, while chatting with them, they will always tell me i'm wasting my time and resources.... This always make me depressed.... I'm tired and don't know what to do....
Most times people mock others based on their insecurities. They are mocking you because they are insecure about the fact that they are not school and in the same vain trying to justify themselves for not schooling. Prove them wrong by continuing to grind
UNIBEN students have taken to the streets to protest the extra N20,000 levy imposed on Late school fees payment. There's massive gridlock on Lagos-Benin Express way as vehicles are being blocked from going. The hold-up is said to have gone beyond Oluku By-pass as at time of this writing.
Manoftheyear: Good day guys, happy New year to everyone, please I will make this post as brief as possible.
My brother asked me to help him look after his business when he wants to travel for Xmas, and it happens that I know much about the business, and he have a salesgirl too whom from my observation is a single mother though she is still very young.
Now this is the problem, since I started coming to that shop, I noticed this girl used to do some uncertain things (wuru wuru), so I decided to be more watchful and that's when I found out what she has been doing in the shop. I have caught her red handed in this act.
The first occasion was during last week Tuesday when we were about to close for the day and I was going through the sales book only for me to realized that the items we sold earlier in the day, the quantity in the book was different from what we actually sold, she minus some quantity and I called her to it and she acted as if it was a mistake, I acted as if nothing happened.
Second incident was last week Saturday, I was in the shop and one woman came to the shop with an Item she bought from our shop, so I was in my corner not minding them but I realized she came to complain of something to her and later bought another thing, I saw the item she came with so after the woman left, I called the girl and asked her when the woman bought that item, she said it was on Thursday, so after sometime, I went to the sales book to check if she wrote it, but I was shocked when I went through the whole week sales but I couldn't find it. I kept my cool, till in the evening when we were about to go and i asked her to show me where she wrote it, only for her to be going through over and over again, I asked her, I thought you said you sold this thing on Thursday and she said no.
Now because we have closed for the day, she wrote it as Monday sales, but I keep wondering if it was only this item that the woman bought. Even is she sold it on Thursday and forget to write it down, the Money would have reflected after the close of the day, but it didn't, that means she intentionally stole the money. She is the one with shop keys and she opens the shop before i come every morning.
Now my problems are
1. I love minding my business
2. It's my brother's business which he entrusted to me to look after for him, so if after finding out all these things and still keep it to myself, if anything goes wrong in future I won't forgive myself.
3. This lady is a single mother and very young, I assume this is the only place she gets what she's using to take care of her herself and her baby, I really feel for her and I know she is going to loose her job if my brother gets to know about this.
Please what should I do?
Please forgive my errors, I'm not perfect
This is a totally wrong, anything worth doing is worth doing well your brother entrusted you to something because he believes that if you see something you will talk. It's best you tell him and plead with him to be lenient on her.
If your brother business fails you will be held to book and if anything happens to her she would be held accountable for her choices not you she wasnt employed to still.
The problems you listed are actually your answers.
Problem 1. Mind your business, what your brother does not know will not kill him besides you didn't say his business was doing badly because of her.
Problem 2. Forgive yourself. Because
Problem 3. She is a single mom who is vulnerable. It is better she is cheating your brother to sustain her baby than she engages into prostitution. If she dies from HIV or her baby dies from malnutrition because you made her lose her job or blocked her access..will you be able to forgive yourself?
She is young and attractive....you could as well start a relationship with her so that you can cater to her. That way, what she steals is still within the family.
So in summary; Mind your business and don't tell your brother. Forgive yourself for not telling your brother because the culprit is a single mother who needs to do what she is doing if she and her baby will survive.
This is a totally wrong statement firstly stealing and prostitution are both wrong so none is better than the other. Secondly anything worth doing is worth doing well your brother entrusted you to something because he believes that if you see something you will talk. It's best you tell him and plead with him to be lenient on her.
If your brother business fails you will be held to book and if anything happens to her she would be held accountable for her choices not you she wasnt employed to still.
Mokason288: This man has come again in 2015 You said buhari regime will favour Nigeria and now see what is happening.....I wish they could interview me and this man i have questions to ask him
I HOPE I MADE SENSE
the ways of God is different from that of man when God says something all you have to do is wait with time it will be revealed.
If God has told his servant something and the servant says so relax and wait it will surely happen at the appointed time
No offense oo but hotels in ibadan need to improve, many of them that I have visited are less than 3star.
Even in 2018 when I need accommodation for alot of people during an excursion I visited over 20 hotels bros all of them na wack.
TMSMedia: "I Don Die"- Man Shows The Poor Meal He Was Served In A N10k Per Night Guest House He Lodged In Ibadan (Photos)
A Nigerian man took to his Twitter handle on Friday morning December 4, to complain about the poor meal he was served in a guest house he lodged in Ibadan, Oyo state, IgbereTV reports.
The man with the handle @Misterbelut said he arrived in Ibadan on Thursday, December 3, and decided to lodge in the guest house. He was surprised after his breakfast was served and decided to post photos of the plate of meal which comprised of Beans and Yam with a sachet of water.
MrTAnonymous: These animals in this pictures were caught by hunters in a local bush and from what you can see in the picture going by the number of animals on the picture, it shows that these people are really skilled hunters who are perfect in their craft of hunting bush meat and animals in the neighborhood.
These animals they caught will be sold at a high price because of its scarcity which is due to the fact that these animals can’t be caught by by anyone so if you see one then it is gotten from a tedious process.
Bush meat is best consumed in the barbecue form which is no different from other method of barbecue preparation the only difference is the bush meat is a lot more delicious than any other animal meat and that’s another reason it is expensive to purchase.
Even though some people may be against the killing of these bush animals they cannot deny the fact that these animals are too delicious to be ignored and that’s why the hunters risk there life and also spend some times pursuing these animals so my question to you is this; should the killing of these animals continue? If no is your answer, what’s the remedy to end the killing?
Incase you don't know na me talk
yes you can the two with black spots are civets while the rest are African giant rats
Xoly: Do you want to talk to a girl you don’t know? Here are few sure fire ways on how to approach a girl that will definitely help you make a great first impression.
Many guys find it difficult approaching a lady which I will say shouldn't be. Most guys approach ladies but with the wrong methodology and this is why they get a NO for an answer.
There are certain things to put in place via observation and study of the lady in question.
Walking up to a girl you’ve never spoken to before is like taking a dip in icy water.
It makes you nervous.
Your heart starts beating faster than you can count.
And your stomach inches closer to your tongue with each step you take.
But as a guy, knowing how to approach a girl is one of the most important things to know in the dating world.
Now I’m not going to make this any more difficult than you already assume it to be.
Yes, talking to a girl who’s a stranger is not easy.
But then again, if you know just how to do it without appearing like you’re picking her up, you’ll realize just how easy the whole game can be.
How to approach a girl you don’t know
Forget pick up lines, forget bumping into her, and every other *smart* move you’ve heard.
I’ll teach you to keep it simple, and help you win her heart even before you say ‘hello’.
Here’s the only tip that matters and you need to remember it for the rest of your dating life. Always let the girl know you want to talk to her before you even talk to her. Don’t make the mistake of approaching a girl out of the blue and asking her out. It almost always never works, unless you’re a smooth talker with the gift of gab.
If you’re a regular joe who wants to turn into a chick magnet, just follow these steps and you’ll win her attention before you finish your drink!
1. Getting her attention :
You need to let the girl know you’re going to approach her. So warm her up to that idea to begin with by using these steps.
I) Glance at her.
Look at her now and then just to let her know that you’re trying to catch her attention. Be sneaky and discreet, and always look away just as soon as she catches your eye. You’ll arouse her curiosity and that’ll force her to look at you now and then to see if you’re still watching her.
II) The eye contact.
Each time she looks at you, look at her and immediately look away sheepishly. Continue to look at her now and then, and once in a while, lock your gaze at her for a small fraction of a second and look away again. By doing this, you’re already building the sexual attraction. But if she doesn’t reciprocate here, she’s probably not interested in you.
III) Appear awkward.
If you’re with your friends, look at her now and then, but appear like your distracted and not able to focus on the conversation you’re having with your friends. By doing that, you’re making her see that she’s on your mind and you’re too distracted to focus on your friends. That’s subtle flattery!
IV) Smile at her.
Exchange eye contact now and then, one or two times every minute and no more than that, and when you feel pretty courageous, flash a tiny smile from the corner of your lip for a second, and let her notice your smile.
Don’t give her a big grin though, a malicious big grin at this stage will scare any girl away.
These moves are all about building the connection and letting her know you’re interested in her. And at the same time, it’ll also help you understand if she too is really interested in you. If she responds to your gestures similarly, it’s a sign that she’s interested in talking to you too.
But if she starts ignoring you at any point here, she’s probably not interested in you and you need to make your luck somewhere else.
2. How to start talking to the girl
Now that you’ve built the attraction and the chemistry, all you need to do is walk up to her and say something. Use these tips to approach her and start the right conversation.
V) Waiting for the moment.
Sometimes, all you need to do is wait for the girl to give you a chance to talk to her. If she’s really interested in you and wants to talk to you, she’d create enough opportunities for you to walk up to her. She could do this by walking to the ladies room alone, stepping away from her friends by answering a phone call, or even by just smiling at you and leaving the place.
It’s always easier to talk to a girl when she’s by herself. There are no distractions from her friends or awkward moments because she’s already expecting you to approach her. [Read: Things you can say to a girl while talking to her for the first time]
VI) Picking her up from afar.
Gesticulate. Use the right gestures to get her attention. This is tricky, but as long as you get the message across, it’ll still work as long as you do it confidently.
Look straight at her, and smile. Jerk your neck sideways just a little bit after you lock your eyes with her, and using your eyes, point her to the bar counter or some exit. Even if she doesn’t get it, you can walk up to the place you were pointing at by yourself, and she’ll know what you mean.
Not all girls may appreciate you gesticulating at her and asking her to walk up to you, but if you’ve built the chemistry from afar, she'd be more than happy to get away from her friends and give you a chance to talk to her.
VII) The group of girls.
Walk up to her with your gaze fixed on her confidently. Walk right into the herd, but look straight at her and only her. Look at anyone else, and the envious friends would pounce on you with snide remarks because you didn’t pick them to flirt with.
“Hey… I really don’t mean to interrupt you girls, but could I speak with you for a minute? I just won’t be able to forgive myself if I left this place without getting to know you…”
Use any line you want and it’ll work as long as you say it firmly, but remember to make her feel special by saying something that reveals how badly you want to get to know her. And unless her friends seem to take your side by nudging her towards you or by smiling widely, completely avoid looking at them. You’d only be asking for trouble.
VIII) Buy her a drink.
This is something that can work very well at a bar, as long as you’ve already built the eye staring up and roused her interest. Buy her the same drink she’s already having, and ask the waiter to offer it to her. The waiter will probably drop a corny and grand message like “the gentleman sitting over there would like to offer you this drink…”
When she accepts the drink and looks towards you smiling, that’s your cue. Don’t wait any longer or she’ll think you’re a coward. But if you buy her a drink without building the connection first, you’ll just come off as a creepy guy.
IX) A twosome.
If there are just two girls, walk right up to them while staring at the girl you like. If the girl’s interested in you too, her friend will slip away quietly with an excuse. But even if the friend decides to stay, just introduce yourself and say something similar to the line used in VII. But this time, include the girl’s friend in your conversation and make her feel good about herself too. But don’t forget to keep the focus on the girl you like!
Keep these conversation moves in mind and it’ll definitely do you good. But if you want to make sure it works all the time, build the tension and the mystery first with your glances and your eye contact. You’ll always end up impressing the girl even before you approach her.
Use these tips on how to approach a girl you don’t know and with a few attempts, you’ll have no trouble walking up to any girl you like and impressing her within minutes of making eye contact with her!
SweetBuns: so we noticed that this boy has been working harder lately and this attracted more giveaways from us and relative (he is a very good boy)... he was looking far cash to buy an 'android phone'
he kept telling me how he will finally take selfies, chyke girls, blah blah (na village dude o)... i am a friend to him so i helped him with a bit of cash too.
too bad that the boys in computer market were smarter than him
he came excitedly to the house yesterday beaming with smiles while saying he bought the phone with the "clearest camera" in nigeria.
that he bought a Infinix Camon.
As he said that, i knew he had fallen prey to the Aba boys
we explained that the phone is fake to him and now he hasnt eaten since then
mama has laughed to stupor and told him she'd help him get another.
he shed tears and i felt sorry. dude didnt know better.
see the specs of the phone. the infinix camon.
50mp camera
oga just bought the best phone ever let him enjoy it while it lasts
Bros forget all those sycophants of a people the moment they site something good coming from africa they want to kill it this time it will not work because air peace is one of the few pride items Nigerians have to bost in recent times
dignity33: You guys no dey tire, US is bunch of hypocrite they are the reason Nigeria remain underdeveloped.
khalidx: I know for a fact that one of the reasons Buhari is serious about getting Nigeria’s SGR trains running is so people can get familiar with the technology and stop asking embarrassing questions like chinex11 here. This is sadly what happens when a generation(s) is deprived of rail.
in as much as I dont want to argue with you but just know am very savvy with tech, go make your research locomotive trains are phasing out in the developed word you only see developing countries running them even though this is the onset of the phasing out doesn't mean its not
Cjrane2: Building an IVM plant in Sierra Leone is a good strategy to export INNOSON cars to the rest of AFrica and World.
Nigeria will never allow INNOSON to export to the rest of Africa from it's plant in Nigeria.
Nigeria will deliberately and viciously tax INNOSON so much that their cars cannot have a competitive market price anywhere in Africa.
if they do he would just take his factory to any African country and they will totally agree and support him only that Nigeria will only become a more messed up country
obisite: Put yourself in the drivers shoe.. Even if he knows the person..,, trans back to lagos is how much, what will be left with him after transporting himself back to lagos, except if he will give him trans to lagos back., every other exps on his way.. Then extra 10k - 15k for work done.. Which still little to me
30k - 40k isn't too much (Inclusive of police share on his way to abj)
If the owner is to go pick the car, and get back.. Check out his expenses, time spent and stress driving back to Abj...
40k is extra small my dad pays someone 40k to bring cars from lag to benin that's when Corona never come
He should just budget like 60-70k because those police will not collect the 1k they used to and customs will not collect the 5k they collect either
Miracle1991: After the show up they will be packed back to the store. BTW 1000 bags divided by 3000000(3million) people is equal to 3cups each person. Also their rich men are donating to only South eastern state, but their poor men are asking for the one Dangote,Otedola,Rabiu,Elumelu, Atiku, Tinubu donated. Why? Why do you want to share from the 2billion donated by Dangote but you don't share the one donated by Innosson to others? Some people are borned tribalist.
At least he shared something compared to some persons that only do for political reasons
flexyrule: Looks like the Akoto we used back in the days at University of Ado Ekiti. Those small busses can make you lose a substantial amount of weight in just one trip.
Big ups Innoson. But when would they start providing car loans to individuals? A friend of mine who just relocated to the US drives a 2018 Honda. He got it through a loan and uses it for UBER. In Nigeria, no one would trust you with a 2003 Toyota Corolla..
they have something like that but it is for civil servants. It's something where I think you pay about 20% first them pay the rest over a two years period google about it
Christianity Etc › Re: Most Embarrassing Moment As A Choir Member by chinex11(m): 12:57pm On May 22, 2022
