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Umm, it's seen as a positive attribute for a people to have.


Well, nobody's stopping you, go ahead and commit suicide. 

I can't take this!

gmailer:
@Genuflect

Who died

He died. . .of laughter because of your post. Do you get it now?

Dayuuuuuuuum

^^haha, more power to y'all 

Genuflect:
Happy 420 guys

lol so that thing has reached naija?

So what do y'all do, spliff it up more than the usual?

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=433167.msg5926907#msg5926907 date=1271812894]some people are just damn desperate i tell ya.

really sad
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaguine_Koita_and_Fod%C3%A9_Tounkara
http://www.slate.com/id/2093341/

true!!![/quote]I guess it's really a matter of education.

Some people like that wouldn't believe a word you say that's contrary to the fantasies they've been fed, the desperation has gotten to its peak.

This is when I blame the Nigerian government.

@topic,
So I've noticed. So sad.

Hmph. Is this the song?

He was singing too fast, sounded like gibberish to me. He even said it himself, "I dunno what I'm singing right now". I agree.
Guess the beat is 'dance-able' but not my cup of tea.

looooool @ who's chris brown?
def. sounds like mama_gee.

^^ LOL you'll be iight.

I used to have a crush on CB. . .kinda

@topic,
Damn, should I or should I not? last one till Idk when.
But shoot, 20 bucks, is it worth it?   Well, I need to wear this dress.

^^
LMFAO!!

MsTom:
I would not judge anyone. A lot of people in America live a life of lie to their families in Nigeria. They boast of things they have which is a complete lie. Some are rentals. It is lies like this that people see/hear that makes them want to go to America by all means. They send pics of these lies to someone in Nigeria. How do you convince that someone otherwise?

Excuses!!

So, the stories made him jump on the tyres of a plane?  And the Nigerians in America now weren't told stories too, how come they didn't do like this one? Even a 10-yr-old should be able to discern when a story is being sugar-coated not to mention a grown man.

^^Aww Malc, Jim Iyke is your 'paddy'? Don't worry, you'll get over our lashing with time.
LOL you should be the one spitting.

Over - Drake

Gotta get it over with.
ahahaha such a lazy bum!
Game 2 with no KG, ha! "we need a miracle and I say a miracle cuz this shiit is hysterical". lol
2 more days!! I'm so dead. No, seriously.

Nothing on you - B.O.B ft Bruno Mars

ayettymama:
or do u think they went to africa counted the number of fat people and determined your life expectancy by that?? yes i actually do know people that have heart related complications ie president yaradua?? ill be dammed i think i need to visit specsavers- i never knew he was clinically obese!

Exactly. I'm pretty sure these statistics are not compiled by Nigerians even though it IS about Nigeria. In general, any country where half its citizens live below the poverty line definitely have low life expectancy rates. Nigeria is one of those countries. When did the study take place? We would never know but that's the number assigned to Nigeria.

If half the people barely have anything to eat, where is the obesity coming from? Maybe diseases related to being under-weight, that's more logical.

Malaria is def. one of the biggest killers - but I guess eldee would tell us that eating patterns cause malaria.

LOOOOOOOOL I laugh in my village dialect in Igbo land.
I actually like "Who am I?" better, at least he's asking us who he is - a wacko!!

It's because of people like him I gave up on Naija music, no wonder I'm so stale about current naija songs. So, is this the err. . .'banger' right now?

Puffy T? what about puff daddy? smh. Anywayz, can't say they didn't try - great comic relief!

Eldee, you're a first-class retard! For real.

Exactly how many theories did I put out? Besides my opinion on obesity not seen as attractive and the research that states that people believe obese people cost money to cater to their health care.

There's nothing to refute, that's why I didn't try. So, you believe your Sociologist claim - great. I'm indifferent to it all, just letting you know there's contrasting info out there. I'll like to believe my "unattractive" theory plays a part but that's just me.

As for the eating pattern issue, I'm not ready to argue with you right now, but I'll be back. . .when I'm done with my exams.

lmao!!

006:
Wow, what a name

lol the name this girl gives me, you'll choke trying to say them out loud.  

SEFAGO:
Thats my morning height.
Hmm . . . I dont go out much- I cannot do those keg stands, and alcohol abuse when I am slightly under 5 ft

LMFAO!! I swear you and Gators would make a great couple.
Comedians!!

@topic, since when did State and ethnicity become nationality?
Am I supposed to start claiming Anambra as my nationality? I'm lost here.  

FL Gators:
@chikwezudinmaogo

If you no like am, I fit stop for you.
When did he grow an extra 3inch?

**dies** you're a clown!!
I loff this girl, lol now I can go to bed laughing. . .even with all the stress I'm facing.

FL Gators:
@chidiogo
Just your way of covering up lmao

Ahn ahn, they know your full name, they wanna start calling you that on a public forum. see me see trouble.
I'm not covering up, looooooooool it's just SEFAGO.

SEFAGO:
LOl, I am not really conceited though- I just come off that way. I hope you are doing well and studying sha. And of course partying hard (not likely)

Not like you have a reason to be, what, with your pot-belly and 4'11 self?
LOL don't insult me, I get my partying on. . .can't say the same for you.  

^^ lol did you miss the oloshi part?

Same thing the girl did.

Tell her I said "Well done".

LOL clicky noise, this girl in high school used to do that thing so well, she's Trini. I can't even do that thing. So funny when she did it.

SEFAGO:
lol plus add more mature, experienced e.t.c and all the good adjectives

All in your head.

I missed your conceited a/s/s sha. You praising yourself just made my night. Oloshi

Sigh.
Just gotta get thru Thursday. aah whatever.

Noo I take that back, it's not whatever. lol ok I'm too tired for this paper.

SEFAGO:
One of my roommate reads Nairaland though and he finds it hilarious that we speak english so well . . .

LMFAO!!

SEFAGO:
Lol, I am older than you.

In your mind. . .

I actually got the joke.

Very funny!!  

FL Gators:
^^^   "

I don't like people lying easily when I'm around.  

SEFAGO:
Look at you appear from nowhere small girl. It was actually a joke, you should have figured out that easily lol. I dont sound jamaican at all. Maybe some Nigerians do. Infact I enunciate my Nigerian accent because girls like it (For some silly reason I cannot pin lol)

Yea sure, small boy.

Whoa! SEFAGO, didn't you say you claimed to be Jamaican when you went to some church down south for community service(or something like that)?

Hmm, I need to go find that thread.