₦airaland Forum

sjeezy8:
@ post chiogo by far

I'm so honored But I can't take this, it's too big a title.

sweetpie23:
to be honest there are more pretty babes on nairaland compare to the guys I can at least come up with 20 nairaland girls name that are at least pretty, but I can not come up with even 5 hot nairaland guys. And who make the loudest noise, the guys.  

abi oo.

selena:
@chiogo,it wasnt you i was referring to.It was doyin.He just came from nowhere.Sorry for the misunderstanding.

No problemo.

you look hot.

selena:
And y are you putting your stinking self in my business?

is you talking to me? or quoting me was a mistake??

Kgdavid:
well seeing as no one really asked you u didn't have to say anything did you now? confess you were looking for attention and your sins shall be forgiven

AH leave the girl alone, she can say whatever she wants.

Me sef, I'm the hottest chick.  

lol

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]abeg, leave 2pac jare!! he is alive, in CUBA!!
let's wait for 2014, i still have hope. [/color]  

looooool cuba coo jamaica nee.  

Shilling is pretty.

Kgdavid:
yea and it's such a pity. tupac seriously infuenced almost everything in my life when i was a kid

Well, he might be alive but until then, he's not.

selena:
I dont have to post a pic to prove how pretty i am.

you go girl!!

^^ lmao.

Pweety4me:
_{My pic dey there naw wetin?. . .}  

Joker!!

Kgdavid:
@chiogo, big up to you. i was listening to 'changes' when i checked your profile pic i feel like i've been given a sign, tupac is alive!

Love him too. but he's not alive, only in the music sense.

Pweety4me:
_{Awww let's c a pic 2 confirm dat darling. . .}

you first.  

Pweety4me and her convos.

@topic, Amaka.

umm, ok.

Whatever motivates you to stop making useless topics.

FL Gators:
Dear Gawd, this is too easy Thank Gawd for the internet, I can cause trouble and waka

LOL come back here.

googles:
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seriously, get a life !!!
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For real.

NEXT!!!

lol @ you guys.

na2day? it's all jokes now.

Otego m post na threadi a.

Ndi igbo, kedu ka unu mee? 

I don't like MC's dress, looks like rag.

Where are the friends?

Coldest winter - Kanye West

lol snow coo wind nee.

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]chiogo, im in love with you! [/color]

**breathes really fast, tear drops, put hands on chest** I'm so touched.
I'm in love with you too.

LMAO.

WTF?

looool @ minor, isn't he in his late 20's? he's not that young jare.

But eww, D'banj.

Foot work - college boys.

da dada da da da.

Awww

luxurious jail. Ahhh

H2O2:
At Sydney University, there were four students taking Organic Chemistry. They did so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident with the finals approaching that the weekend before, they decided to go down to Canberra and party with some friends there.

They had a great time. However, after all the hard partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Sydney until early Monday morning - the morning of their final exam! Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the exam and explain to him why they missed it.

They explained that they had gone to Canberra to do some research in the ANU (Australian National University) archives for the weekend with the plan to come back in time to study, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tyre on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they only just arrived now!

The professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up their final exam the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied hard that night - all night - and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them.

He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, (which was out of 100 points) and told them to begin. The first problem was worth five points. It was something simple about free radical formation. Cool, they all thought in their separate rooms, "this is going to be easy."

Each finished the problem and then turned the page. Question 2 (for 95 points): Which tyre?

Hahaha, I've heard a similar story before but not this exact one.
So funny!! 

Still sick? Well, you coulda asked to take it at another time.

That happened to me once 'cause I did all the studying, I figured I should take it and get it out the way. I was so sick that I brain froze

Why?