shox:
Happy birthday to you. May you continue to prosper In your endeavor.

Just gift the money to someone in your street and not here cos most of the online beggars are gamblers.

Them go just use the money fund sportybet account

Amen. Thank you very much, sir. God bless you. May God's hands never depart from you as well in Jesus name.

About your advice, i really appreciate your concern. But i believe that in life, whatever one sows, one will reap. If someone who truly doesnt need the money or intends to use it for an unwholesome activity requests for it, then let's leave him/her to God to judge. I will do my own part and leave the rest to God. Fortunately, only one person has requested for the aid, so, im good .

Thank you once again. God will continue to increase your wisdom

Me, myself, and I

Good morning, nairalanders. Today is my birthday and I am grateful to God who preserves my life to this day.

Although, I don't have money but I have good health and I'm alive. All these, I am grateful for. Many who share birthdays with me are either dead, sick, or in jail.

On the other hand, some are alive but hungry. They can't even boast of one naira in their account. For this reason, I want to celebrate my day with a token. I want to show love to two people in that situation by donating N500 to two people. It's very small but that is all I can afford for now. I promise to do better next time when God answers my prayers.

So, the first two people to comment under this post should tell me why my widow's mite of N500 will help them today. They should add their account details at the end of their comment and I'll credit them as soon as possible.

P.S! I'm begging you in the name of God and whatever you believe in, if you know that you are not in the category that I briefly described above, don't comment for it. I wish to give it to those who don't have any money at all and N500 will go a long way to put something in their stomachs. God bless you.

FalseProphet1:
1. *Boy-friend* This is that spirit that will keep scaring away serious and well meaning suitors because they'll be thinking that the boyfriend that always hangs around you actually wanted to marry you. To cast out this spirit, you don't need to pray about it. Just quit the relationship.

2 *Engagement ring* This is that spirit that makes you keep raising your finger to show the world that one young man that is still serving the master engaged you and when the serious suitors see the ring, they'll pass over you because something in them tells them you
have been engaged. To cast out this spirit, you don't need prayers, just remove that key holder in your finger.

3. *Hard to get* This is that spirit that tells you not to accept a marriage proposal in a hurry so that the brother will not think you were too cheap or desperate. It tells you to tell him to give you six months to pray, don't always pick his calls, behave as if you are not interested even though you are dying on the inside and truly love the brother. This spirit is truly from your village people, the day it will release you is that day the brother would have agreed to marry another and you'll be the one to start him and his number will say.... Thank
you for using MTN. To cast out this spirit, just be real. If you love the brother and you perceive he is God's will for you, just accept the proposal and move on with your marriage!

4. *Proud spirit* That spirit that tells you to always run home after service so that no brother will talk to you, maybe he'll meet you in the dream. Before the brother would prepare what to say, you have gone home. That spirit that tells you that every brother that greets you has an evil intention, so
don't answer them. That spirit that doesn't
allow you to greet brothers except those that
ride cheap and exotic cars. That spirit that
tells you to be walking fast every time as if
something is pursuing you from the back. Well, I don't know how you can cast out this
spirit o, but I think humility and being moderate might help.

5. *Denominational/tribal spirit* I am a Catholic and must marry a Catholic. Your villagers are really at work. I'm a Deeper Lifer and must marry one whose life is also Deep. I am a Chosen and must marry from Chosen because others were rejected. I am an Anglican and must marry an Anglican even if God is leading me to do otherwise. I am from Hausa tribe and must marry from my tribe. I'm from Imo state and must not marry from Abia. This spirit has kept many bound, they entered menopause and are about to retire to village. To cast out this spirit of delay, understand that every believer is from one tribe called Christ. If God is leading you to another denomination, kindly obey Him, but let it be God.

Finally…

6. *Dirtiness* That spirit that tells you not to dress well because you are going to heaven. It tells you to use tarpaulin to sew your dress, wear green skirt, yellow blouse and lemon head tie. When brothers see you, their nightmare will increase and they will go for personal deliverance. You are a lady but dresses like a man; you don't brush your tongue, when you talk the heaven closes and the earth trembles.

This spirit can only be cast out by understanding that cleanliness is next to godliness. Dress well, don't under dress and
don't over dress. Dress modestly, smell good
because it's not sin. Smell like a living being
and not a dead being. Jesus appreciated the
woman that broke the oil that smells good
and truly He enjoyed the fragrance. So which
Jesus did you actually accept that abhors
such?
God bless us all.

Copied.

The title should be changed to "Types Of Spirits That Delay Your Marriages As A Woman" since you kukuma want to use your post to attack women. Most of these points you wrote also apply to men but your biased mind against Nigerian women wont let you see front

Women too like wahala sha. Nah we go spend heavily on several layers of makeup for just a few hours event. Nah we go fix big boobs and asses in the name of body enhancements. Nah we go use fake pads to boost our bodies. Nah we go spend hours dressing up for an outing while men will be done in less than 5 minutes. Nah the same we go wear skimpy dresses wey go dey embarrass us for public. Nah we go borrow or buy wigs join, fix uncomfortable hair extensions, fake nails, lashes, and even eye lenses, and still compete with our fellow women we feel look finer than us . We too like to dey stress ourselves, abeg

Anyway, back to the post, no heels for me. Flats all the way, except if the heel size is 1-1.5 inch

Samantha124:
Me.

And before you make judgements with that angry face of yours, just know that the court must first have sufficient evidence in order to grant a person a protection order, it's not something that's just given out just like that.

There must also be some people who are willing to testify to the matter at hand.

But I can't stop loving an innocent child based on his father's wrong doings.

Lol. My apologies . I didnt mean for the emoji to be an angry one but a confused one, meaning that i was confused about who has the protection restrain order between you and your cousin's dad. Im sorry once again if you got me wrong.

What i asked is that who has the restrain/protection order? Is it you or the father? That statement wasnt clear to me and that's why i highlighted it for you. And im glad that you have clarified it for me.

And i will never judge you for anything . I dont even know what you did wrong. Anyway, keep loving the lovely boy. His spirit will reward you one day

Between the grizzly bear and the gorilla, i dont know which to stake for but im 100% sure one of them will win.

But i'll pick grizzly over the gorilla for now

Samantha124:
This is the issue I have, I find myself being emotionally attached to my nephews and nieces.. I think them and I have this special bond to a point that most of them also feel comfortable opening up to me.

This past weekend my nephew was taken to an initiation school, I just had to travel all the way from Durban to Polokwane just to see him before he leaves... The last time I left home the relationship between me and my mom wasn't going so well, but my father managed to talk to me and asked that I forgive her even though it's not easy... I was able to put everything aside for the sake of my nephew because I wanted to see him before he leaves for the initiation school.

Those who may wonder what an initiation school is, it's a cultural school whereby kids who are about to enter puberty, or are already in puberty are taken in order to be taught cultural virtues and principles of transitioning from childhood to teenhood.

His mother brought him to the family house on Saturday afternoon, I spent the entire afternoon gisting with him and he was nervous about the whole thing of going to an initiation school... I had to calm him down.. They were already late because other kids had left with their guardians to the mountains in the morning... My mother then called the royal house to make some inquiries and she was told that they could bring the child the following morning which was Sunday.

The following morning my parents and my sister along with my nephew left for the royal house in the village, the boy's father met them there and from there, the boy and the father were taken to the mountains, where the boy will stay with the others for four weeks.

The father just wanted to drop his son in the mountains and leave afterwards, but he was told that he must be around for at least 2 days to make sure that his son is well settled.

It was so difficult seeing him leave and I couldn't hold my tears, he's just so adorable and I sometimes wonder if he'll be able cope with the living conditions in the mountains for four weeks.

I remembered of how he talked about wanting a PlayStation when he visited the family house back in December, so I bought a PlayStation 5 for him as his graduation gift from the initiation school, they'll be having a party at his home when he returns, but I won't be able to go because of the protection order I have against his father... I gave the gift to my sister for her to give it to him.

The relationship between his father and I may not be good, but I love the boy so much like he's my own.

My other brother in law has also talked of how his children look up to me...

So I'd like to know if you guys have also found yourself emotionally attached to your siblings' children.

Can you please explain the bolded? Who has the protection order, you or his father?

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Essenza01:
I really don't know anymore, i just did my budget for the month and i am scared, i have cut from everywhere possible and i fear for my self.. i dont have a GF, Wife, Children.. my salary is N400,000 and i have added side businesses and one or two's to even survive.. but with this fuel increase, what else is left... zero savings..

- Rent - N108,333/mth (1,300,000/12)
- Fuel for car - N180,000 (36k for 5-6days)
- Auto maintenance - N30,000/mth (service/repair)
- Fuel for generator - N50,000/mth (20ltr/wk)
- Feeding - N62,000 - (N2,000/day)
- Health miscellenous - N5,000/mth
- Dstv - N4,500/mth
- Data - N7,000/mth
- Recharge card - N3,000/mth
- Dry cleaner - N4,000/mth (Starch/iron)
- Hygiene maintenance - N10,000 (body spray/perfume, roll on, soap, cream) etc..
-  Gift to people - N10,000/mth
-  Family House contribution - N20,000/mth
- Eko electric - N10,000/mth
- repairs and maintenance - N12,000/mth
- Clothing, footwear etc - N10,000/mth
- Outings, restaurant, sit outs and provisions - N30,000/mth

Total = N556,500...

My rent is average rent for where i stay, its a two bed flat, i use the other room for home office..

Feeding is N2,000/day.. its not anything out of the ordinary.. tried cooking and spent more with time wasting.

Fuel for car is at the new rate of N500/ltr, my car is a 70ltr car tank..

Auto maintenance is basic brake pads, shocks, service 2mths, tire guage, police pr, tire purchase if any, minor touch ups etc... nothing major.

Fuel for generator is 20ltr/day (2hrs or less daily)

I need help.... how are you people doing it, what am i doing wrong? The rat race is killing me..

All i see here is someone living a fake life, above his means just to feel like a big boy that he's not. Are you a celebrity that you are spending this much on a monthly income of less than a million naira?

You live in an apartment of 1.3 m per month, yet you still spend 50k on fuelling your gen monthly. Do you leave your gen on 24/7? That means the area lacks constant power suplply. More appalling is that you still spend 10k on electricity bills monthly, making it 60k mlnthly. How does this make any sense? Since you think you are so rich that money is itching your body, why not save up and install solar panel or inverter? That way, you won't need to spend heavily on gen. And your area in ajah that collects that huge amount of money on rent should be an area with an average of at least, 10-12 hours power supply daily. That way, your costs on power supply will be reduced.


And why must you change wardrobe and cosmetic every month? Are you a model or tv host? Abi you be ebuka's twin brother? I just don't get it ooo. You are trying too hard to feel fly and it's telling on you. Very soon, you'll find yourself neck deep in huge debts that even your 10-year salaries at the 400k monthly rate will be too small to save you from. And you even have other side hustles, which means you get about 500k-700k monthly.

Even as a lady, i can't spend half of this amount on your budget list monthly even if im earning 1m monthly. Who am i trying to impress or deceive?

Guy, the best advice i can give you is to stop living a fake life and be real. Be natural. First, change your house to a self-con or relocate to a cheaper location that will not charge you above 700k annually on rent. Even that sef is too much but still reasonable, considering your high taste in quality. Left to me, a rent of 300k-500k per year for a flat is okay.

Secondly, cut out many unnecessary things from that list.

This is my own suggested version of your budget, since you asked us to help you make your budget.


Rent - N700k/yr
- Fuel for car - N90k (where you dey go wey you dey spend this much in a week on fuelling your car? How many cars you get sef?)

- Auto maintenance - N30,000/mth (service/repair) (I cant touch this because i dont know much about this aspect)
- Fuel for generator - N10k-N15k monthly (do solar or buy rechargeable appliances with strong batteries. Dont use your gen above 2-3 hours daily. Manage the power supply like that).
- Feeding - N40-45k/month (wetin you dey chop? Dey improvise with cornflakes or garri sometimes nah. No be every day you must chop expensive meals nah).
- Health miscellenous - N5,000/mth (nice one, but is it every month you dey go hospital or buy drugs? Do you have some underlying ailments that you are treating? Just eat nutritious meals like fruits and veggies, then drink a lot of water, you wont need drugs or hospitals monthly. But i'll still leave the 5k health budget sha, since i dont know what you are going through health wise).
- Dstv - N4,500/mth (reasonable)
- Data - N7,000/mth (reasonable. Im even surprised that you are not spending higher than this on data monthly).
- Recharge card - N3,000/mth (reasonable)
- Dry cleaner - N4,000/mth (Starch/iron) (well, i dont know about this but dont you wash your clothes yourself? Buy a washing machine nah since you have the money. Do your laundry yourself, man. Or dont use the dry cleaning services every month. Cut off some months, like 6-7 months in a year, then take your laundry to the dry cleaners on the other months. When you are not an executive. Nawah for you o. Lol).

- Hygiene maintenance - (scrap this).

-  Gift to people - (scrap this, abeg. No be every month you go dey dash out gifts. Once in a while is okay, abeg. Nigeria is not smiling now o).
-  Family House contribution - N30,000/mth (Increase this. Your family needs more than the initial amount).
- Eko electric - N10,000/mth
- repairs and maintenance - N30k monthly (na every month your house dey spoil ni? Come on, man. This should be annually, not monthly)
- Clothing, footwear etc (scrap this)
- Outings, restaurant, sit outs and provisions - N100,000/year (No dey waka about dey waste money upandan. You are not a socialite. Socialize online more and save costs. Stay in your house and enjoy tv or video games. Visit recreational places that wont cost you a dime).

Total = I cant sum everything up there, abeg. Do am yourself. I don try

Lastly, invest in your future and stop splurging only on today. By now, you for don buy land for somewhere and start building your own house even with that 1.3 m yearly rent. Get involved in real estate if you haven't started

MetaBroadband:
Good morning mature men and women in the house. Please I need your help on this topic.

My Fiancee told me about how her biological dad abandoned her and her mum after getting her mum pregnant.

Her mum later married another man who adopted her as his child.

Now she's grown and I've proposed to her, I wanted to go for her official introduction and list collection.

Would it not be nice to hear the biological father's opinion? Should I just ignore the fact that the man is still alive and proceed with the marriage arrangement?

Although she said I should not bother about that, but this is Nigeria and as an Akwa Ibomite I don't think it's proper. Although she's against me trying to find out about the man's opinion. Should I care?

What can you say about this?

Note: she only told me that the man abandoned them, but what if it was her mum that actually took her away?

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mysticwarrior:
The reason why the lionesses don't interfere is because the lionesses wants to have the opportunity of mating with new male lions, they are tired of fvcking one particular dyck.

same thing i said, but indirectly

Why fight for worn-out dicks when fresh ones are available?

mysticwarrior:
Why watch and do nothing when they could have fight and defend their cubs, pride lionesses are sometime up to 8 in numbers and outnumbered two male lions who are about to take over their pride. Lionesses are well coordinated and formidable huntress who works together when hunting and fending off hyenas, if all the pride lionesses ganged up against the intruding male lions the male lions don't stand any chance of succession. Secondly the lionesses don't join hands with their pride males who are about to be deposed to drive out the invading male lions, do you know why?

Im not sure but from what ive watched and heard, the old males are usually aged, weak, inactive and wounded. Their egos and brute strength would have waned. Meanwhile, the lionesses need agile young males with busting energies to protect their territories against invading enemies like the hyenas and wild dogs. The old lions lose their physical strength and ferocity to defend the territory against outsiders after some time due to constant fight with the invaders. Also, it's a pride tradition that every season, new male lions must come and fight the aged lions to take over the jungle. It's a vicious cycle. One generation will come, one will go. The aged lions were once young and agile too. They also overthrew their predecessors years back, so when their own time comes, they must leave but not without a fight. However, they dont win the battle.
I guess the females understand this tradition, so they always feel it unnecessary to interfere in the masculine fight. Another thought that came to my mind is maybe, just maybe, the females hold grudges against the aged lions, so seeing them being defeated by the young lions is enough revenge for them. We all know how male lions oppress the lionesses in the jungle. I guess the females see the generational battle as justice for them.

But why the females dont fight to the last when their cubs are being eaten by the young lions is what i cant tell.

mysticwarrior:
When new male lions defeats and drives out the former male lion out of the pride, the first thing the conquering male lion does is to kill all the cubs in the pride, this is done to quickly make the lionesses wants to mate again. The lionesses makes no attempt to even defend their cubs during this events. Don't you watch "Natgeo wild"?

The lionesses make attempts. They try to keep the cubs from the male lions' views but they can only carry a cub at a time. So before they are able to hide all the cubs, the ferocious male lions would have devoured the remaining ones yet to be carried off by their moms. Ive watched an episode of such occurrences on natgeo. It is quite sad. Sometimes, the males would even kick and toss the cubs around among themselves like handballs for minutes, having fun as if playing with a toy. All the while, the poor moms would stand afar off, watching helplessly but there is nothing they could do.

HanisahZuwy:
Please, a woman that has about 33 bodycounts, is it possible for such a woman to become celibate? And can such a woman be able to stick with one man? Please, I want to know. Can she become celibate effortlessly if she decides to? And can she stick to one man too if she decides to? Is it difficult to do so?

And such a woman that wants to go this path of celibacy, what are the things you would say to her?

I would appreciate your suggestions and opinions. Thanks.

Were you sleeping with every man you come across or with every man who woos you or were you opening your legs for every man that smiles at you? Where did you get those 33 men? Hook-up? Clubs? On the streets? Did you date all those men or they were all your "friends with benefits?"

You said you lost your virginity in October, 2022 and by february, your bodycount has reached 33. How did you come about that maths? Did you become a sex-addict and started jumping from dick to dick after your october sexcapades? What about the guy/man who deflowered you? Why didnt you stick to his dick alone after he deflowered you? Why did you leave his dick and started sampling other dicks until your count reached 33? Who are the other 32 dicks?

Lastly, your plan to go celibate, what are the reasons? And for how long do you want to remain celibate? Is it till after marriage or until you think you are ready to start recording another batch of bodycount again?

When you answer these questions, then we can know whether it is possible to abstain from sex henceforth and stay faithful to one man after marriage or not.

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sync:
Dear Nairalanders,
I’m in a dilemma and need your advice
There’s this friend of mine who out of the blue contacted me last year October asking for a favor to come stay at my place a couple of days since she had an interview in Abuja. I allowed in her without hesitation since I thought it was just going to be a few days. Fortunately, she got the job.

When she got the job in October, she asked me to pls allow her stay for two months before getting her place. My people, it’s been five months already and she’s still not making any moves to get her own place.

The problem really is I am currently jobless. She doesn’t contribute anything to the house. I am responsible for our feeding, gas, electricity, everything! And I do not have money. The little money I have is from my generous elder sister who has been my helper since I lost my job. Weekends she sleeps all through while I clean the house. I also do all the cooking. She doesn’t cook.

I am a light sleeper so I get up at any slight movement. This lady gets up between 3 to 4 times every night to use the restroom thus keeping me awake all through the night. This really has a toll on me. During the day she goes to the restroom between 14 to 16 times. She doesn’t contribute to buy foodstuff but she eats 4 times a day

What have I gotten myself into. Please how do I politely ask her to leave without hurting her feelings and savaging the relationship I use to have with her. I am tired, depressed and jobless!

Your story doesnt add up. You call her your friend but you cant tell her your mind. Is she your friend truly or someone you are afraid of? How can you have someone like that as a friend yet you cant face her squarely and put her in her place?

Secondly, she is working. You are not, yet you are the one feeding her and paying the bills. How come?

Why does she use the toilet too often? Does she always suffer from running stomach ni or she has diabetes?

OsilaGama:
Ello lovely minds .

I came across some of this pictures on my Facebook timeline and I cared to share 🙏

Coincidentally, a topic like this came up in one of my whatsapp groups yesterday and this morning, bringing back the sweet memories of the good old days. But mainly in the entertainment movie/tv industry.

Thank you for refreshing our brains. I wish i can go back to my childhood days free from problems and responsibilities. Whoever didnt witness all these in his or her childhood missed a great deal. Back then, there was true love and co-existence in our society. But today, hmmm, make we sha keep quiet.

Littlechild:


With God help, it is possible.

Lol. No problem, my newest friend

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This is a collage, not the real picture. If you want to prove that it's real, take the picture of the complete structure and not a collage. It's too obvious. Are you trying to downgrade ibadan with this thread or what?

Littlechild:


Yes, she does have a family, a good one. Her husband even told me severally, that his wife likes me a lot.

Now, back to your request, she may not be interested in meeting you. Because she has no idea about my writings. I used the story above to pass out message to my readers.

I am the one who will love to be your friend and also rub minds with you. I see you as someone who is humble and in need of care, a worthy online big sister to have.

Don't you see I am following you up online here?

😄 Can you care for me ni?

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Littlechild:


You still haven't answered me. What are your questions?

Does she have a family? And can i meet her?

If you dodge these questions again, then i will know that you're deliberately hiding some things.

Baso7272:


Cool, do you use a white person picture on your account or youf own picture

My picture on upwork. But the funny thing is that i dont even use upwork. I just opened the account.

Littlechild:


Why do you want to meet with her?

I am just curious to know.

I want to be her friend and also rub minds with her in the gospel line. And i see her as someone full of wisdom, a worthy online big sister to have.

Why are you avoiding my questions? What are you hiding?