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Yinkakolawole:
I once had an encounter with a married woman who says anytime she want to cook raw meat at home, she said she will be rubbing the raw meat on the surface of her private part & be mentioning her husband name saying whatever i will be telling you be hearkening unto me. And she will cook the meat with her menstrual water then serve her husband without eating from it. I was shocked when she told me this, some women are going far just to bring their husband under their command.

Bleep! Does it work for her?

CitynewsNG:
Source: https://tribuneonlineng.com/wild-card-odudu-otu-emerges-gulder-ultimate-search-winner/

Well deserved. Im very happy for him, although i was rooting for Damola because the guy was something else. But Odudu was very lucky.

Denvacandy:
The goal of every student is to graduate from school and secure a good job, but seems the country has changed that line


Graduate since 2016
NYSC done

no employement yet, still in my fathers house with no hope for tomorrow

Since 2015, served from 2016 to 2017, started Masters in 2018 and still awaiting results till now. Still, no job.

edunaragold:
If I could turn the hands of time back,I would have bought 5 plot of land here in Kaduna ,now a plot there is like 4million. What about u.

Born and raised in America or UK. My greatest regret in life is being in Nigeria

Aplaudez:
Reference to my previous post on the 6th November 2016
https://www.nairaland.com/3446140/journey-100000000000miles-begins-step
I finished my National Diploma after spending four and a half years .

Fast forward today, I just finished my Higher National Diploma, it isn't easy guys, I spent 9years in school, please celebrate with me .

My joy has no bound, I'm so happy.

May our achievements not be delayed.
Delayed but not denied

Congratulations. Continue to be happy and earn more achievements.

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Toks2008:
If you are asked to do away with one of these meals, which one will it be?

A. EBA
B. RICE
C. NOODLES..

I can't joke with Eba and I love my rice with ofada sauce.

For me, noodles is out forever... What about you?

Eba

Princeton92:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/11/religious-leaders-in-the-north-appeal-to-davido-for-help/amp/#aoh=16380102233334&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s

Foolish north. Hypocrites oshi. They now remember that a hiphop small boy doing haram type of music, smoking weed, designs his body with tattoos, and engage in intense fornication exist when money is involved. Is it not what they condemn in their sharia and islamalisation agenda that davido is doing? So now that 250m is available for sharing, whatever he does to get the money doesnt matter anymore,abi?

How many Northern celebrities sent money to davido when others were contributing to his wema bank account for 3 days? Now that it's time to share the money, they are showing up from nowhere.

They should ask Buhari, Hisbah, and co to send aids to their orphanages. Double standard, shameless people. Very soon now, their bokoharam brothers will start bombing everywhere because of western vulture and hiphop, followed by their hisbah cousins who will start arresting innocent youths for emulating the same davido that they are now begging alms from is doing.

Simdyofficial:
Haha. I have been restricted 7 times this year for 30days. Facebook is misbehaving. There was one I posted a pix then a good friend said mama Facebook and I commented ''I go beat u oo''. Next thing, Facebook restricted my account. I could only msg. No liking or commenting or adding of friends. Crazy mhen

Cyberbullying

drizslim:
A lady has reportedly absconded after her boyfriend sent her a sizeable sum of money higher than what she was expecting.

A tweep known as @Austeiin on Twitter shared the story on the microblogging platform. He revealed that the affected man was hesitant to date the girl but he gave in when she insisted on wanting them to be more than friends.

She had asked her man to assist her with N200,000, but he appeared to have mistakenly transferred N2 million to her.

After she received the money, the lady blocked her boyfriend and was no where to be found.

"Nigga told you he doesn't want any emotions attached to una friendship. But you claim you love him & want more than friendship. Son of man decided to give in. You asked of #200k for assistance, nigga sent you $42MiIlion Instead. Next thing is to block nigga for 2months & ghost!"

Fake news, poorly scripted. Im surprised that people this nonsense.


So she wooed him and he accepted her proposal reluctantly, yet she had the audacity to ask for 200k from him. That's a red flag. Why didnt he ask her if it's his money that made her pushed herself on him in the first place. Yet he sent it to her without blinking. It's obvious that she asked for a relationship because of his money.

Then she made away with 2 million naira for 2 months+, yet the idiot didnt do anything about it. He didnt call his bank to block her account or report to the nearest police station. So, 2 million is a chicken feed to him, right?

Stupid story.

pocohantas:
I am more concerned with the state of her pot.

Why do most nonstick pots in Nigeria look like that? Apart from the fact that they are mostly low quality, we don’t do enough to care for them.

- Please, DO NOT use metal utensils for your nonstick.

- DO NOT scrub them with iron sponge.

- If something burns inside it, soak it with warm water and give it time. You can read more HERE



You can get an aluminum pot for your jollof and concoction rice. Don’t ruin a nonstick pot abeg.

Madam, leave story. na underpot dey sweet pass, especially if na beans .

saxby:
yes the pop series is 4g enabled

Gracias

aminusodiq:
yeah

Gracias

Hello engineers in the house.

Please what is the cheapest price that someone can get a 4G enabled android phone? Any brand is welcomed.
Thanks so much in advance.

aminusodiq:
buy tecno... Around 32k-35k.. Tecno Pop something... 2gb ram, 5k battery

Is it 4G?

Savi78:
Abeg give me small salt make I put inside my beans

Before d beans don do, make i go buy dodo and crayfish com make we put inside

flamingREED:
Please, don't eat that salt.
Industrial preparation isn't detailedly covered in Ababio or Essential Chemistry.

I'm sure you're seasoned enough to understand what I'm saying.
Sea water contains other dissolved substances whose potency we cannot verify in a school lab.
I hope you show our comments to them.

But it's still a gorgeous feat.
Keep it up.

If you had taken your time to read his full post and not just the headline, there wont be any need for this advice. He already addressed the issue in the post sir.

Aaronsrod:
I did what any husband should do.

I granted her deepest wish.

She has become a free spirit.

Whaow! Okay o

Aaronsrod:
Disorganisation is our downfall every time.

I invited my wife to join me. No sooner had she entered Dublin than she transformed to a demonic disobedient entity. Truly, I did not spare the rod. Oyinbo neighbour complained. Police wahala. So I made sure that daughter of the Devil left the planet. It is the only way. Just be careful to work alone. Tell nobody - especially other Nigerians. Dig deep and bury them well well.

I will share more advice after I have finished my evening meal prepared by my new woman.

It is fried onion rings, bacon and chips.

Her name is Brenda.

You killed your wife or what did i just read?

wunmi590:
I'm writing based on the thread that grace the front page either this week or last, see below for the thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/6833377/type-relationship-desire

In my own opinion, I feel it is the full responsibilities of every man, to foot every bills in your home, you claim to be the head and as the head you should always be responsible and not shy away from your responsibilities..

It is only broke men that fight their wives to share mans responsibilities, if you are not capable to take up your sole responsibility, please remain single..

You can't see Dangote or Femi Otedola splitting bills at home with their wife..

Your woman can only support you at her own will without being told to do so....

Know this and have peace of mind

Jay Z is not broke and he's a very responsible family man. In American culture, most couples split the bills. It's normal for them over there. So to him, it's not about being broke (not even in his dictionary) but about gender-equality and companionship.

samuel051:
What a tragedy..did she die??

No, she woke. See question.

ahnie:
Saying I was flabbergasted was an understatement....Cox I find the prophecy pretty awkward and silly.

I figured my mum must have promised pastor marvellous a bountiful seed.

I had to vibes with my demons to stay calmed
Because I cannot parayarn where my mum is....I rang her back and calmly told her to go back to pastor marvellous and tell him to check his vision very well, because his vision is not visioning with my vision.


Since then,I ve had my peace like a river,the latest now whenever she calls thus.

Mum.....Ejiro,how's your body?
Me...maa'le I dey fyne,I don dey well small small Sha.
Mum....oya go front of your compound go pluck moringa leaf boil ham drink,edey work well well.
Me....okay maa'le

I'm still on the road towards recovery,but I'm glad that,I have successfully put an end to my mum's invasion of her pastors in my life for the time being.



Cc : Lalasticlala.

Ope ooo! Congratulations ooo Yorubas woll say "ku ibori" (meaning; congratulations on your escape)

Your mum is a drama queen for real. She's a real sweet African mother with undeniable love for her baby.

However, please dont just free yourself from the shackles of pastorism, try to free her too by praying for her and dont stop scolding her in love. Going from one pastor to another for spiritual security is not only immature but dangerous even to her life. Most pastors today are not only scammers but diabolic and randy. They can do and undo and we women are their most vulnerable targets because we are too fragile. Most times, we find it hard to stand on our feet except pastors hold our hands.

That is why many women and young girls have fallen victims to the evil deeds of these satanic entities lying with the name of God.
When one is not stable in one church or does not believe in himself or herself that she or he can pray on his own and hear from God directly, then such a person is on the way to the lion's den.
I like your mum already from all these things that you have written about her, and i wont want her to harm herself in her desperate search for miracles and deliverance from enemies that dont exist.

Please talk to her seriously about it. She should stop it and give herself peace of mind. She should stick to one church and one pastor, then discipline herself to also pray and fast on her own to receive revelations directly from God without the interference of any pastor. Doesnt she believe in the Holy Ghost, the Comforter? The Holy Ghost/Spirit in her will guard her and give her rest. That way, she wont need to fear that one devil or enemy is chasing her and her family when no such thing is happening. She wont have to go from one pastor to another to pray because she doesnt believe in her own strength to be her own pastor.

These pastors may not only siphon money from her, but also do other unthinkable things to her that can even harm her family members, including you. A word is enough for the wise. She's too young to lose her life or destiny to any pastor.
Ever since we joined my church many years ago as a family, mum has stopped moving from one pastor to another and we have had our peace. God is answering our prayers without any disturbances from any pastor, real or fake. Not that all is well with us but at least, pastors problems are not added to our issues.

I love your story and it's very hilarious. Keep it up.

ahnie:
Fall wetin,wey nothing dey do me

Bhet Mama Ahnie no sabi that wan oooo

ahnie:
Pastor this na my daughter wey I tell you about,my first daughter she dey stay for ASABA with her husband.

Pastor enemies wan kill my pikin for me, pastor Dem wan killam, pastor abeg pray for her.

I let out a chuckle coz it was kinda funny how enemies want take kill me .
I started laughing.....for my mama mind....I'm possessed by laughing out loud....the kind eyes she gave me eeh,I comported my self.

The pastor laid his hands on me,prayed and prophesied,after the prophecy,I turned to go away,my mum pushed me....oya go meetam make he pray for you so when una dey go back ASABA,make nothing do una for road.


Who am I to say no?I went back again to the pastor, obviously he was shocked seeing me appearing before him again.i relayed my mum's instructions to him.

Pastor hope,had to call my mum....mama leavam I don pray for ram(her)
Pastor instructed me to get empty can of 75cl of ragolis can and fill it to the brim with his church sand.

Oshey,I did as instructed,we exchanged numbers and my mum,my nephew and my kids we all headed home.

When I got to ASABA,I kept in touch with the pastor and after sometime I got bored and stopped calling the pastor.

Of a truth....I don't seat in a church more than 1hr no matter what as I easily lost interest in things.but I stayed long in pastor Hope's church because not only were his preaching funny,he was also an interesting person.
To me I wasn't really inside a church,I was in a comedy gig Cox the pastor was a funny entity.

I fell ill some weeks ago that I ended up bn admitted.i deliberately refused informing my mum because if I had earlier informed her,she would have asked me to come to her house,so that she can take me to her NEW PASTOR.

NOTE THE WORD NEW....she has changed or should I say she has ran away again from pastor Hope's church,she's now attending pastor marvellous church.


Pastor marvellous is a very young pastor with swaggs and pink lips,a student of Delta State University whose swaggs is tighter than buhari's loins.

O sheeey, pastor wey sabi. Your mama sef sabi better things o

ahnie:
I was wondering wetin concern my mum and me falling on the floor of the church?
We were placed as a group and instructed to form a circle.

Pastor hope started moving from one person to another praying and casting out imaginary demons.

My mom came back again and I cud hear her pleading with the pastor...
The things I don see for my mama hands eeh.

Thank God say,I'm married,if not my mum would have taken me to all the pastors in abraka.

I for be like...haa! aye mi,temi ba mi.

You too shu fall nah . Why u sef stubborn laidis?

ahnie:
Before that visitation,I visited last two years when I needed mothers comfort,just little headache,my mother said it was the enemies trying to harm me.

That let's go to church so her pastor could pray for me.i reluctantly followed her to church and due to the pastors flows and yarnings,we spent like 6 hours at that particular church.

In all fairness,the pastor get flows...he ended up dashing me one bottle of holy Communion,but let's not kid ourselves,I know say na zobo he dash me.

Time for praises came,we danced,time for deliverance came,those that were swirling were swirling in the spirit that was controlling them.

Mother just cudnt let me be...instead of her to concentrate on her own deliverance,let me concentrate on mine.

I cud hear my mum breaking inside the circle, whispering in my ear....Ejiro fall nau,you nor wan fall?

;Don top odinari headache?

Promzy99:
Strange things do happen guys. Yerterday being sunday, My babe and I went out 2 take some bottles as usual @ one of our favourite bar in Oyigbo. So it happend that we finished late cos of the interesting nollywood movie that was showing on African magic @ the bar.

She got calls 4rm home that there is a heavy presence of Army men harrassing and flogging people. For safety purpose, I decided that we lodge in nearby guest house to spend the nite and this is our first time spending the nite 2geda.

While sleeping, (me I wasn't that deep at sleep cos of the alcoholic drink) with her left leg wrappd around me, I startd feeling some wet sensation. Immediately, I turnd on my phone's torch, lol and behold my babe was zapping. I got shocked. I woke her up with anger, she feeling very sorry, hugged me and was pleading with me seriously with tears dripping down her eyes. I couldn't help but to feel sorry for her too.

She said she's been battling with that issue since childhood.

Please, how can I help her?

Your babe is not ready to stop, if not, she wouldnt be drinking alcohol, especially at night. She knew she bedwets, yet she still drank bottles of liquor and agreed to spend the night with you.
She should stop drinking alcohol, or at least, reduce it to the barest minimum until she heals completely. She should stop eating or drinking anything (even water) after 7pm or 8pm at most, then train herself to urinate very well before she sleeps at night. She should also try to train herself to get up in the middle of the night to urinate, even if she has to set an alarm to around 2am or 3am. That thing usually starts from dreaming that one is urinating in a convenient place, until you wake up to find your bed wet.
She should try to discipline herself with these methods for some weeks or months. Gradually, she will improve.
Lastly, she should avoid sleeping in people's houses or guesthouses/hotels overnight to avoid embarrassments such as this.

With prayer and her diligence, she'll overcome. But for now, alcohol is not for her. The earlier she accepts this, the better for her.

So far so good, my favorite show is back and ive not been disappointed yet. I also watch BBN too but i'll pick GUS over it any day, any time. GUS is reality while BBN is a facade.
My only problem with this edition is the inclusion of Toke in the show, and worst, making her the captain. Last time I checked, there has always been one taskmaster who also doubles as the captain. So why did they alter the tradition because of Toke? She doesnt fit that setting at all. Her customary heavy makeup and elegant hair, carriage and poise are sharp contrast to the whole jungle idea. She is using her power as a strong influencer and well-connected media person to clinch that role, after previously working for the voice nigeria alongside isime nancy, then BBN. Now GUS. It doesnt speak well of the organizers at all. If they wanted gender-equality in the jungle, they would have picked a less controversial and more experienced female with better decency than her. It's glaring that she's there out of sentiments and connections.
Whichever way it is, the show is living up to its expectations so far.

Saneesk:
Nairalanders please i need suggestions as to how i can improve my ospoken English to absolute fluency.

If you are ib based, listen to freshfm 1059 on tuesdays at 3pm. There is a program airing there called mind your english. You can also reach out to the anchor to buy his english books. You can as well watch the live broadcast on facebook at that time.
If you cant do these, then watch american documentaries, movies, read more foreign books and join english-learning groups on fb.
I will recommend that you also watch more of cnn and bbc news channels.

Bola146:
How many times have they warned people not to receive calls while calling

While charging you mean?

GOFRONT:
chaiii......Very wicked lion. as wicked as one tall lanky man who loves travelling very well....


But they say "before you see monkey, mokey don see you"........How come mama nor see lion, pikin no see lion. I thought monkeys are very clever!!

RIP mama monkey.....Me and Lalasticlala promise to get across to the baby you left behind and take her to an orphanage home....surely

The baby is also dead, eaten by a younger lion. Read the article again.

RIP to both baby and mother